nostrnaut

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bitcoin class of 2021 (c. 668948)

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2026-08-21 14:26:20 GMT

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https://media.tenor.com/xdF4RWkzpwYAAAAM/eyebrow-raise-eyebrows.gif

2026-08-21 14:21:50 GMT

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it was, after all, inevitable.
Aug 17, ~11:00am UTC
https://blossom.primal.net/21516a12beaf3ca7d23b386dfe60044c1a8b1cb1c03178fd9f9386201c90c6e4.jpg
#nevent1q…sh8l

2026-08-20 15:32:05 GMT

new COLDCARD firmware is available: 5.6.1 for Mk4/Mk5 and 1.5.1Q for Q.
following this update, every newly generated seed now requires one source of user entropy:
- at least 65 key presses with unpredictable timing,
- 50 physical dice rolls, or
- 128 physical coin flips.
this input is combined with fresh entropy from the STM32 TRNG, SE1, and SE2

2026-08-19 20:26:14 GMT

one for the history books 📸
https://blossom.primal.net/4ffd91db79ee0d7ad40a195d3347460e8102c3a63773d209e492fa3d642df02f.jpg

2026-08-19 14:13:29 GMT

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WHAT DID I TELL YOU
WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU
https://blossom.primal.net/fa838be4af349ed952cabe2a9d2505d7a45e3eae7c7b2a580db1d62605c1e3e2.jpg
#nevent1q…sh8l

2026-08-17 23:13:17 GMT

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¿que pasa?
https://media.tenor.com/5zbNYR0Js0gAAAAM/bilizz.gif

2026-08-17 18:58:34 GMT

the bottom’s in
send it 💯
https://blossom.primal.net/efd5be9476cec5bbd2230f377da77dc9331771c9736ac7244a6e50afb9d5a277.jpg

2026-08-17 14:55:22 GMT

for those that need to hear it, buying bitcoin at $58k versus $63k makes no difference
$63k is just 8.62% higher than $58k
an 8.62% increase higher than the prior bear market low of $17k is $18,466
🥜

2026-08-14 13:59:52 GMT

“I went forward in time…to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of explaining a 3-of-5 multi vendor multisig to a normie.”
“How many did you see?”
“Fourteen million six hundred and five.”
“How many did we win?”
“…One.”
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c4/5c/9a/c45c9ac64ba8562fb957b7d5c9117179.gif

2026-08-11 01:47:00 GMT

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mi banner tu banner 😝

2026-08-11 01:24:47 GMT

In tesseris confidimus
https://blossom.primal.net/c02f06eb5c9efd4e24ab6cd2ae937a7146c112e578ac0a86eee99d4ad78d807e.jpg

2026-08-07 19:12:08 GMT

are all the cool kids going to unilaterally stop using BTCPay, now?

2026-08-07 13:39:04 GMT

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https://media.tenor.com/CkASCfIfaWIAAAAM/the-dude-yeah-well-you-know-thats-just-like-your-opinion-man.gif

2026-08-07 13:37:49 GMT

what do we want?
MASS ADOPTION!!
when do we want it?
MULTI-VENDOR MULTISIG!!
https://media.tenor.com/BpxKwoJDXKwAAAAM/blink-blinking.gif

2026-08-07 07:30:20 GMT

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I repeat: entropy was the issue
not hw

2026-08-06 20:32:21 GMT

if you think all Coldcards are now paperweights...
if you threw out or even destroyed your Coldcard...
if you'll never use one again, even though it's patched...
if you think Coinkite will die as a result of the entropy attack...
you have an exceedingly high time preference
🤷

2026-08-05 13:21:16 GMT

just when you thought it can’t get anymore fucking fucked up…
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
https://image.nostr.build/7fac39cddcfc7339786419eb5b4429f4fb8818bdb293e5f752942a4152f13b3c.jpg

2026-08-04 14:24:18 GMT

fire is a wondrous technology
it’s inspired folklore, spiritual awakening, sparked thoughts of consciousness, warmed our ancient ancestors, cooked our spoils, in turn allowing our brains to grow faster than ever
it can also reduce you and your environment to ash in an instant
https://image.nostr.build/4b2329d0e12955c44bfc939f70eba1c449aec5671f041c899668a9909c90b91d.jpg

2026-08-03 22:08:15 GMT

call me crazy, but I’m continuing to use Coldcard:
- I updated the firmware on my Coldcards (Mk4 and Q)
- I wiped the seed on the Q and created a new 24 word seed with 100 dice rolls and recorded it
- I then wiped that seed, created a new 12 word seed with 100 dice rolls and recorded it as two passphrases
- I’ve moved all UTXOs to the new wallets, noting each of their keys and their respective master fingerprints before doing so
entropy was the issue; it never affected me, but I still took precautions to redo my setup

2026-08-03 03:16:09 GMT

in dice we trust

2026-08-02 15:02:07 GMT

mood.
https://c.tenor.com/_w4qfEzQzFoAAAAC/tenor.gif

2026-08-01 02:12:34 GMT

self custody should be vendor agnostic

2026-07-31 17:42:03 GMT

not your dice, not your coins
🎲

2026-07-31 15:34:55 GMT

hello darkness, my old friend
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2026-07-31 12:35:11 GMT

this last-minute $19.99 decision you made at checkout 5 years ago either saved you or cost you everything
https://image.nostr.build/b41f5be3d8eeb3cfc6b9e98504b76ffcf0da18c2cf434618359a18277247df76.jpg

2026-07-31 02:05:28 GMT

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dice is pure entropy; a RNG is software
if you used 50-100 dice to generate any seed phrase - regardless of device - you’re almost certainly safu

2026-07-31 01:54:05 GMT

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Mk4 (and later Q), 100 dice, and passphrases
never been more thankful to be so damn autistic

2026-07-31 01:46:24 GMT

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sorry to hear man 🫂

2026-07-31 01:44:52 GMT

Q
Mk4
100 dice
passphrases
https://media.tenor.com/EU1483WQHMUAAAAM/omg-oh-my.gif

2026-07-27 16:00:49 GMT

treat your cold-storage op-sec with respect:
always be humble
study the landscape
conduct maintenance
be always 3 steps ahead
don’t underestimate others
consistently deny everything
never broadcast your intentions
https://blossom.primal.net/4ce206db39023042ed873b0c17aa4c9ffeced48a35dbd7122386bbeb802b9ab8.jpg

2026-07-16 01:32:01 GMT

the game: rock, paper, scissors
Jude plays paper
Messi plays rock
Jude mogs Messi, explaining how paper > rock
Messi gives the rock to Fernandez who proceeds to smash Anderson in the back of the head with it
https://blossom.primal.net/89538e33ec4420d68268c1bed4c121e8f3373de1158de73770cfae275a66d484.jpg

2026-07-13 18:28:21 GMT

too many mans tryin’ to do what I do but they can’t it’s clear.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔥
https://youtu.be/j6Xvo7DgJBg?si=2mpT4OF5dvwNbc00
https://blossom.primal.net/a2a4bd243b375bf9e571f6570ad52d46dd6bb7581ade6780dd8f7054ade53531.jpg

2026-07-02 22:33:24 GMT

the last time England won a World Cup match after conceding first, it was 1966
iykyk
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
https://blossom.primal.net/6673ecd63bd4a90b4a86be3302b9478785559cd7d013709a42136a0e7ca1b9d5.jpg

2026-07-01 18:05:28 GMT

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

2026-06-24 19:26:08 GMT

lmactualfao.
didn’t even know I was blocked 🤣
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2026-06-22 14:12:53 GMT

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the lot of them

2026-06-22 12:49:25 GMT

if you served as Prime Minister in the last ten years, you didn’t last a full term
but at least you got to choose your own Resignation Podium
how cute! 🥹
https://blossom.primal.net/25a350f254352b1e695e1ff81178316147e8e6a46a1e785ca737cab5989fde73.jpg

2026-06-17 15:58:15 GMT

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first step is to know when to stop saving
just then cessation of constant saving alone is hard

2026-05-13 12:43:30 GMT

Trump and his super-gang entourage of CEOs are now in China
negotiations are going well
https://blossom.primal.net/bc500ac0c3ccec89b08a0b1bb8b802269c5ab1b398703b8486b6d5d048384bd7.jpg

2026-05-08 13:36:33 GMT

EXCUSE ME?
https://blossom.primal.net/3b06e18c6570620c20f76e812e9ccf62ac4be2281732b9ae0fb8ab7163915daf.png
https://blossom.primal.net/c5552973880845d508cca8b463e7ccd674162755ad62e67b14e843d7b5686873.jpg

2026-05-04 17:47:06 GMT

real important distinction, here:
- one makes the market his bitch
- one *is* a bitch
🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/fe80395f7abad5f8b0c23dc3ef0fdddb4b7d816dc383efe843c8afa6ae0cb979.jpg

2026-05-04 14:06:57 GMT

wow.
I’m so surprised.
never saw this coming.
/s
https://blossom.primal.net/aae803bf6889ef1688202f51814394d24c27e522e2d46eb61fb2ea638251bebb.jpg

2026-04-28 18:38:15 GMT

nothing says “self-sovereignty” like handing the keys to your money to an all-powerful AI agent and delegating all your personal financial actions through it

2026-04-27 17:17:19 GMT

Metaplanet should back their bitcoin reserves with a Pokémon TCG Reserve (PTCGR), made up of purely PSA 10 vintage cards and chonkychus
they have a clear geographical advantage they need to arbitrage 🇯🇵

2026-04-27 14:16:21 GMT

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/sovereign-wealth-fund-carney-major-projects-9.7178238
https://blossom.primal.net/b7813402a1ac44b120fa9357adbb03351b03a8de581684f0f06e1f158d430252.jpg

2026-04-26 19:53:14 GMT

what are folks doing re. bitcoin inheritance?
I find Nunchuk’s Honey Badger plan pricing prohibitive
singlesig + passphrase + secure documentation still seems (to me) the way to go; multisig, whether it’s custodial or not, seems completely unnecessary

2026-04-24 14:22:26 GMT

BREAKING: Bitcoin CEO changes its logo
https://image.nostr.build/9e11be7f3f4eb035c56f9d01bb3c201c9cc3259d319c1e53ef7ba632ea4dff51.jpg

2026-04-15 15:05:04 GMT

if you understand why Jodie Foster didn’t need the seat, you will understand this:
if someone “supposes to know” what active measures to take - let alone any active measures at all - to “fix” bitcoin, your opinion literally means less than nothing to me
no to BIP 361
https://c.tenor.com/lMwy05jziSEAAAAd/tenor.gif

2026-04-13 14:14:29 GMT

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there are no coincidences

2026-04-10 12:49:32 GMT

there might be something to that bitcoin thing
just can’t quite place my finger on it…
🤔
https://image.nostr.build/bcee5c9d1aa510e0be2f1312fb8250cd828f421e08130cf57308e4dc42ed9594.jpg

2026-04-08 15:40:21 GMT

the Strait of Hormuz is 21 nautical miles wide
we live in a simulation
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/iran-wants-bitcoin-payments-oil-142809623.html

2026-03-31 22:40:56 GMT

bitcoin price action shrugged off Quantum today because the market’s realizing this is “the worst” FUD will get/*can* get
- superposition magic computers straight from Science Fiction will come online, but bitcoin will move to a PQC address model?
oh.
cool story, bro. 👍
https://media.tenor.com/XpM54W9iO2kAAAAM/thumbs-up-okay.gif

2026-03-27 19:56:22 GMT

you know what makes me feel better after smash buying $26,000 CAD bitcoin at the end of last year when it was ~$115,000 USD?
realizing that it’s just the same as smash buying ~$15,000 CAD today at ~$66,000 USD
that’s a great smash buy if you ask me
#perspectiveiseverything
#notdyinginsideatall
#copinghard
https://media.tenor.com/5HoOwh8jWbAAAAAM/chandler-bing-friends.gif

2026-03-27 14:29:05 GMT

I get my second monthly paycheck next Monday from my new fiat-mine job
long live this bitcoin dip 🙌☀️😌
oh and #gm from my cat 😍
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2026-03-17 00:57:08 GMT

this chart has lived in my brain rent-free
https://image.nostr.build/441f3244e2a9ccad6029dfb33f25a8528beccb04a02bad63666e6e7d63594cfa.jpg

2026-03-16 15:09:20 GMT

shocking.
https://image.nostr.build/64c56d9cfc0af406495269023d00f19a835d18d0eea9bbcc05aba9520e2976dc.jpg

2026-03-15 01:12:15 GMT

in the book The Hobbit, Bilbo stumbles across the Ring in total pitch black; a chance occurrence driving home the sheer provenance and will power of the Ring itself, setting off the series of events that will indelibly shape the future of Middle Earth forever
in the movie, Bilbo merely witnesses Gollum drop the Ring
*HORRIBLE* directorial decision
it’s as sacrilegious as Charlie from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory finding a fucking £5 (or £10?! I forget) note instead of finding the very exact denomination he needed to buy me single chocolate bar
- completely cheapens the storytelling experience

2026-03-14 18:22:36 GMT

shout out to my tax advisor who said he was in White Horse at the time bitcoin was $200 (CAD) a coin
while cooling wouldn’t have been an issue, he said he almost set up mining rigs but didn’t because of the other overhead costs, would’ve been a distraction from his job, etc.
to which I say, “suuuure.”
I see you, Jay 😉

2026-03-11 00:40:13 GMT

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it’s an emergency
https://media.tenor.com/eEdafmw50vkAAAAM/wink-eyebrow-raise.gif

2026-03-11 00:35:46 GMT

meet the Mk5
…I’m not drooling, you’re drooling
https://image.nostr.build/c9a590140e98e9a2224164cd9777ce21059051927e4c23fe8aa962db978f1b70.jpg
#nevent1q…ta56

2026-03-11 00:32:58 GMT

if you have an Mk4 from Coinkite, congratulations; you own a piece of bitcoin maxi history
with the introduction of the new Mk5 today, Mk4s are now discontinued
https://image.nostr.build/a4cee767eab40fbbeeeaf13be6a109caca0053c9643f8f59d17e3dbbe13f027a.jpg

2026-03-09 20:05:20 GMT

well, that escalated quickly
https://image.nostr.build/ac7702fab419eec0352a1ce63662b8e1ed365d4db2fe5354b371922fcf472eab.jpg

2026-03-09 15:49:30 GMT

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very
https://media.tenor.com/dOyYfRi5O24AAAAM/michael-scott-steve-carell.gif

2026-03-09 15:33:09 GMT

my Shakepay referral link is rather unfortunate:
https://shakepay.me/r/XSOGAYW
sign up for a laugh
or don’t

2026-03-09 14:08:36 GMT

939999
https://media.tenor.com/NVBwTTtJ4zkAAAAM/europe-final-countdown.gif

2026-03-09 14:02:36 GMT

meet Terrence Howard
Terrence is an Oscar-nominated actor
Terrence has a career spanning over 30 years, with appearances in major films and TV shows
Terrence has just $4 million
Terrence once proclaimed that 1x1 = 2, and that he remembers being in his mother’s womb
Terrence retired from acting in 2019, citing he was done “pretending”
Terrence continues to pretend to know what he’s talking about by claiming bitcoin will die, and that it can be wiped out with a button “somewhere”
don’t be like Terrence
https://image.nostr.build/8d90912bd44b7dc36018e22c8d90dbed58e9d6c581f5f044a25750936576cd91.jpg

2026-03-09 13:43:53 GMT

don’t buy the pickaxes;
sell the pickaxes
stay cash-flow positive, for the digital gold rush is finally here
LFG 💥
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2026-03-06 14:02:33 GMT

“unexpectedly”
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2026-03-01 16:20:02 GMT

bought at ~$67,400 USD
before Trump took out Khamenei over the weekend; as you do
- you will **never** buy “the” bottom.
#nevent1q…936p

2026-02-28 20:17:55 GMT

🇮🇷✊

2026-02-27 20:39:36 GMT

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you can buy 0.1 BTC within five years for just $50/week
there is no excuse.
https://image.nostr.build/2911c2fbca02dc66166d60d912fd12eb855f9215473df2de7e091985d9d89483.jpg

2026-02-27 20:35:29 GMT

I'm in the financial position where I'll be able to grow my bitcoin by ~30% over the next ten years purely through consistent DCA
I would have never been able to visualize this, let alone thought it possible
h/t sminston_with - thank you distilling math into pure, actionable signal
📈🔥
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2026-02-27 00:36:35 GMT

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🫡
https://image.nostr.build/3e944bdfbc0345816b6650bd948e48c3c32a2ba91b77c76d375bfc698254333e.jpg

2026-02-26 23:48:06 GMT

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welcome to Canadistan 🤷🫠

2026-02-26 23:36:16 GMT

first paycheck secured
it’s on like Donkey Kong 👊💥
https://image.nostr.build/3ab70abc48f6ddf87800bf690a07d09f2d4cf26ba0fa910fe55f86a577f15791.jpg

2026-02-23 15:06:08 GMT

#pv
Happy Monday
sometimes we have just a random streak of bad luck
what matters is how you get back up
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2026-02-23 01:15:47 GMT

dangerous… 😬😅
https://www.pricedinbitcoin21.com/bets

2026-02-20 15:48:43 GMT

reportedly $133,000,000,000 in refunds
brrrrrrrrrrrrrr 🖨️ 💸
#nevent1q…0k92

2026-02-20 15:11:05 GMT

in other news, stuff and things
https://image.nostr.build/bb49e6a8e8b9fa7015eebad66a56aad0ccf828d0e9f6736265efb52aa1159b43.jpg

2026-02-19 15:00:48 GMT

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errday.

2026-02-18 17:05:54 GMT

I won my Jade Coldcard Q in a giveaway on BX (bitcoin X)
junior paid $16m for a pokémanz card
we’re not the same (but we feel the same)
https://image.nostr.build/a2323ffe12ea28a80956070857c1c5e17f42eac1b443ebb032e503288494548b.jpg

2026-02-18 14:58:34 GMT

sometimes I think y’all are missing out
there’s a whole other kind of retardation going on over on X
this is not a satire account
https://image.nostr.build/6e05ba8ed74b616ae5d6b0fc807f4761a7173285b7104b70ca7a802e75cbb637.jpg

2026-02-16 17:09:17 GMT

next Friday, I’ll finally be able to start-up my bitcoin DCA again due to being unemployed since mid-October
I am forever grateful to OGs cashing out due to something as completely idiotic as Quantum FUD
https://media.tenor.com/05-PGQSuz9wAAAAM/so-long-katniss-everdeen.gif

2026-02-15 02:12:22 GMT

nostr’s cool and all but you can only do this on X
💜🌹
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2026-02-13 21:26:50 GMT

💜
https://open.spotify.com/track/0jXv4qVfrgzILyNx1G7YzD?si=NJM-mUVoRcW1o1g3woc5hA

2026-02-13 18:10:17 GMT

hbdgaf.
https://image.nostr.build/a4558742895ea67488197550444c5793530f730d076d689e528913c1485ea22d.jpg

2026-02-13 17:45:29 GMT

James Van Der Beek has six children
his eldest is 16; his youngest is just five
he was 48
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2026-02-13 17:29:45 GMT

lunch time
EAT REAL FOOD.
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2026-02-13 16:46:48 GMT

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true if big 🤞

2026-02-13 16:37:29 GMT

I’m not gonna get a chance to buy sub-$80k bitcoin with my first paycheck since October, am I?
https://image.nostr.build/14925793ae5c36c5fcfce8de5985faf67f91108f02a2aea9bbe7c451718fe0ce.jpg

2026-02-12 01:04:58 GMT

been playing D2 and D2R ever since the former first released over 25 years ago
to say I’m stoked - with every QoL improvement this brings, not just the Warlock - is a massive understatement
🐐
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2026-02-11 18:34:01 GMT

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I won’t get dragged into a core vs knots debate
you clearly have a slanted agenda from asking such a leading question

2026-02-11 18:29:30 GMT

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every tedious response from you has been nothing but filled with emotion
calm down, buddy; it’s nearly Friday

2026-02-11 18:25:17 GMT

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also, “I have not offered my position or views”?
uhuh. 🤣
#nevent1q…307r

2026-02-11 18:21:42 GMT

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I never addressed or directed the sentiment of my post at you, either; people IRL actually think bitcoin is a pedo coin, and it’s because others breathe life into these dead-end “issues”
propagating false narratives for the sake of “reading the room” doesn’t enhance the understanding of bitcoin; it detracts from it

2026-02-11 18:09:03 GMT

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wonderfully predictable response
have fun endlessly peddling drivel

2026-02-11 18:07:14 GMT

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sounds like a you problem, mate

2026-02-11 18:06:43 GMT

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this is what they mean by “smash” buying is, right?
https://media.tenor.com/W3qrW5WWz9kAAAAM/sml-breaking-piggy-bank.gif

2026-02-11 18:04:45 GMT

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personal beliefs don’t matter; the “concerns” you raise are slop for troglodytes
bitcoin will continue to proliferate, regardless of what a dead elitist pedo did, or how keyboard-warriors think they can “fix” bitcoin, or drawing false conclusions from comparing snapshots of price action with shiny rocks

2026-02-11 17:54:53 GMT

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https://media.tenor.com/fJ0G0CgB8UQAAAAM/fuck-me-fuuuuuuck.gif