Fuckable cartoon dog and farm dad simulator, amongst other things. Goes by many names. I am not here to facilitate good life choices. Piss bread.
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Last Notes npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H L M F A O You had ONE job. JUST ONE. And you fucked it up. Incredible areas. You love to see it (from this side of politics, at least). http://12ft.io/https://www.smh.com.au/politics/nsw/nsw-libs-in-chaos-as-party-fails-to-nominate-council-candidates-20240814-p5k2f4.html npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H If you like, you can now request to send your poop to the government and they will let you. https://aus.social/@dwillanski/112946430807037388 npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H Had parent-teacher interview with for the kiddo the other day (scheduled, not "the teacher wanted to talk). They said she's a good student and that, really, her report card is going to be full of Bs. This is all I've been able to think about all week. https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/112/567/021/077/762/827/original/f48adb8becfae95d.mp4 npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H LMFAO. I can't imagine what may have been weighing on people's minds in 2022 (the last time this particular event was held in this particular Victorian capital city) that could potentially be skewing the denominator here???? https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/112/527/168/053/379/554/original/d54bb0caa2930db1.png npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H How to tell, in three words, that you're about to read something that is incredibly stupid. https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/112/443/051/810/562/806/original/86cab92ee36a215f.png npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H @npub1vlh…f6as “congratulations for 11 years on LinkedIn!” “Son, I pray each day to be welcomed by the warm embrace of death” npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H why, at 8.30am on a monday, am I suddenly being overwhelmed with the desire to have a kebab? npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H They try really hard, but someone needs to tell News.com.au that it is actually impossible to frame this as a bad thing. https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/112/244/650/551/862/365/original/4c002ff0f1852a25.png npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H Local state member: "Taxing Ford F-150's and Chevy Silverado's is an attack on our tradies and I won't stand for it" Me: Mate, precisely no tradies who are actually on the tools are using those trucks for work. They're the exclusive domain of their bosses who are compensating for a lack of personality and penis by getting the largest car they can this side of a truck licence. npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H LINKEDIN IS DOWN. REPEAT LINKEDIN IS DOWN. THIS IS A TIME TO CELEBRATE npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H Erin made me some bespoke artisanal friendship bracelets. https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/111/989/787/958/834/977/original/82cee9f0fc7a8afe.jpeg npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H Right. It’s dark. The Gran Turismo movie is on Amazon Prime. We’re going to :tgif: and turn the sound up *loud*. npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H Has anyone? Ever? https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/111/933/918/239/576/501/original/4546b62ee7140147.png npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H Took the drone for a fly this morning over the Nepean River. Going to keep an eye on the rail heritage facey groups to see when the steam trains are going to be going by. https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/111/910/010/050/314/873/original/17b5a9336ad36a4f.jpg npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H "Enjoying Microsoft Word?" No one, in the entire history of computing, has ever *enjoyed* Microsoft Word. npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H @npub1vlh…f6as The Eastern Suburbs (so Bondi and those beaches) need to be tipped into the sea. The Sutherland Shire (Cronulla) is God’s Country to the worst people imaginable. The Nothern Beaches (Manly to Palm Beach) hate anyone that hasn’t lived there since Federation. The Inner West (Newtown, The assorted “sham”s, (tr)Ashfield would be nice but a lot of punishers of the performative “look how edgy and individual I am” variety. The west is just swathes of featureless suburbia until you reach the Blue Mountains, which is nice but…touristy(?). Really, Sydney is great but ruined by the people that live in it. npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H @npub1vlh…f6as Which bit(s) of Sydney have you been to? npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H "We are looking for an experienced Product Area Lead Growth, to join the Daily Banking Tribe Leadership Team within the Retail Bank" What the fuck does this even mean? npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H Erin and I are going Out tonight. To a Restaurant. With other adults. And not the children. npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H Rebuilt computer: Hi, we're getting everything ready for you. Me: Oh, I doubt that. IT: Why are you so cynical, Matt? Me: I've been using computers longer than you've been alive. I have earned the right to be deeply cynical about them. npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H "How likely are you to reccommend Microsoft Teams to others?" My guys. Sweet summer children. Brothers in christ. NO ONE HAS CONVERSATIONS LIKE THIS NOT NOW NOT EVER. npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H @npub1xr8…3q0g I’ve started getting ads for it pushed across the usual places, so I can only assume they’re getting desperate for sales. npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H There has never been an event I want to see fail harder more than SXSW Sydney. npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H It’s “descale the coffee machine” Sunday. When was the last time you descaled your coffee machine? npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H Advance Australia Fair has, quite literally, no redeeming features. Insipid song for an insipid country. #FIFAWWC #WWC #roundball npub1yjq7n5l8dk5zu78d5jymrx782t0aelkxwa9gq9nqaslgvtsua9qqe5dv7n Matt H Am I missing something or what? Has Threads managed to bypass all the iOS things that control access to on-phone data and stuff or….is an App Store listing not actually the whole story? https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/110/664/345/824/439/210/original/b8e9e114ad625fb8.png https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/110/664/345/989/302/020/original/b66235e5d86c9198.png