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@npub1tel…4v4v JD Vance is struggling to deal with persistent couch-fucking rumors. Will they chaise him until the election, or will they fold away in another week?

2024-08-10 17:25:25

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@npub1grx…uxfe but hey, that’s one WP columnist calling for the retirement age to be lowered to 59, so that’s progress.

2024-08-08 18:04:19

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@npub17vj…g088 they could never make the couch joke today.

2024-08-08 18:03:41

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@npub17vj…g088 https://mastodon.social/@theothersimo/112924126966681781

2024-07-14 18:30:33

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@npub1qag…9gyn my immediate thought was the Tree Of Life shooter. Someone who listens to trump, agrees with trump, but thinks trump doesn’t go far enough.

2024-07-09 20:32:44

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@npub1tel…4v4v fwiw the NYT editors have always hated that epithet.

2024-07-02 05:40:08

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@npub1u3t…c6ug Dems could have cancelled summer recess in 2016 to force a vote on Merrick Garlad’s nomination. Would it have worked? We’ll never know.
Instead the Republican court spikes the ball working into July.

2024-06-23 07:01:13

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@npub1nac…0mta fusion is twenty years away and always will be. Passive-safe fission is only ten years away and always will be.

2024-06-01 17:16:28

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@npub1grx…uxfe no, they have a very clear take on what tyranny is: anyone in power who isn’t them.

2024-05-22 01:23:10

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@npub1ffl…tv7d clickbait

2024-05-19 20:20:40

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@npub1u3t…c6ug then, of course, there’s the fact that there are only nine commandments and different sects disagree on how to stretch it out to get a nice round number. 👍

2024-05-19 20:16:07

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@npub1u3t…c6ug Thomas Jefferson wrote at length debunking the lie that British/American common law was based on the Decalogue. The same liars and the same lies are still with us.

2024-05-16 07:47:30

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@npub1vqm…ccpx I knocked on doors for Hillary but Dems who didn’t bother still blame people like me for 2016.

2024-05-15 06:52:12

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@npub1lrv…tth9 they think the $1 billion ends up in their pockets.

2024-05-10 17:35:00

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 if it’s televised, it isn’t the revolution.

2024-05-02 00:21:12

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@npub1yqu…t2x5 weird how JDL is indistinguishable from Proud Boys.

2024-04-15 23:29:42

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 they desperately need an AI CEO to fix this bullshit.

2024-04-12 16:40:03

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 the case that ended John Edwards’ career wasn’t that different

2024-04-12 16:40:03

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 the case that ended John Edwards’ career wasn’t that different

2024-04-03 19:11:01

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 a crisis of white leadership

2024-03-25 19:43:09

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@npub19mj…ugjc strict liability might be better than regulation.

2024-03-24 17:56:46

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@npub1tel…4v4v oh c’mon it’s always the mummies that are cursed.

2024-03-21 01:12:26

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@npub1tel…4v4v “I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired from flying the plane and serving drinks at the same time.”

2024-03-20 21:29:39

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@npub1tel…4v4v “billionaire” is offensive language the preferred alternative is “guillotine-accident-prone”

2024-03-19 04:44:01

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@npub1ffl…tv7d I think she has it backwards. Manafort isn’t raising money as a favor to trump; he’s paying back his debt to Putin.

2024-03-18 23:03:49

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@npub1rc6…g7hx “my ego won’t let me accept that I made a bad bet off bad information, but I can accept that I made a bad bet because I’m an idiot.”

2024-03-18 23:03:49

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@npub1rc6…g7hx “my ego won’t let me accept that I made a bad bet off bad information, but I can accept that I made a bad bet because I’m an idiot.”

2024-03-17 17:00:58

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@npub1grx…uxfe isn’t this like the time he said the “very fine people” at Charlotteville was not referring to anyone actually at Charlotteville but actually to people that only existed in his head?

2024-03-10 18:32:48

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@npub1kpw…xzz4 @npub1ghv…q5dt @npub1eet…79q6 feel free to support your own point.

2024-03-10 18:19:39

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@npub1kpw…xzz4 @npub1ghv…q5dt @npub1eet…79q6 I have no idea of your personal beliefs, but anyone who supports drug tests for welfare recipients does not actually believe in bodily autonomy.

2024-03-10 18:15:23

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@npub1kpw…xzz4 @npub1ghv…q5dt @npub1eet…79q6 the opponents to mandatory vaccination have a ~99% overlap with opponents of other public health measures, that’s how I know that for that subset it’s not really about bodily autonomy and is in fact about oppositional/defiant rejection of any sacrifice for the common good.

2024-03-10 18:04:53

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@npub1kpw…xzz4 @npub1ghv…q5dt @npub1eet…79q6 a vaccine that’s not mandatory is of little or no value. A total waste of resources to develop a vaccine that’s not deployed systematically. Smallpox was eradicated because police literally held people down and forced the needle into their arms.
Please cite your source for “very large proportion,” I suspect it is a distant third behind “unconditionally pro vax” and “unconditionally antivax.” If not humanity might be doomed.

2024-03-10 17:58:44

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@npub1kpw…xzz4 @npub1ghv…q5dt @npub1eet…79q6 people saw this new Supreme Court as an opportunity to roll back centuries of precedents in favor of public health and mandatory vaccination, and they got their wish. These same people give zero shits about the bodily autonomy of women, post-partum children, homeless people, or workers. They just want to break all functions of government except those that kill people and break things. They oppose all public health measures not just vaccination programs.

2024-03-10 17:42:50

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@npub1kpw…xzz4 @npub1ghv…q5dt @npub1eet…79q6 if you’re not part of the 99% of opponents of systemic vaccination who want to sabotage and destroy society’s ability to respond to emergencies like Covid and climate change, don’t take offense when I call out the other 99%.

2024-03-10 17:33:37

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@npub1kpw…xzz4 @npub17xl…r24k @npub1pkf…dc88 @npub1eet…79q6 it’s not nuance, you’re just wrong.

2024-03-10 17:30:55

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@npub1kpw…xzz4 @npub1eet…79q6 but that’s a lie. Antivaxers care about bodily autonomy the same way racists care about “reverse discrimination” or conservatives care about “free speech,” they’re just wrapping their agenda in the language of their enemies.

2024-02-29 17:53:09

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@npub1pvf…093g
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/015/799/928/577/712/original/40901cb8ed6405e3.png

2024-02-18 05:24:43

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@npub1vgg…pm2j I mean paper maps had the same problem. That road going north from Arco, Idaho that cuts 150 miles off your trip?

2024-02-12 19:00:25

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 also, Norway is on track to hit the 2% spending target by 2026, and every other NATO member bordering Russia already spends more.

2024-01-25 20:49:00

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@npub16vj…cs4z … luckily Air Freshener Man managed to somehow protect his secret identity.

2024-01-06 21:40:49

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@npub1tel…4v4v will there be stupid games?

2023-12-26 18:11:24

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@npub18p3…03wh a large egg the size of a small egg.

2023-12-23 21:13:41

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@npub1ccn…czwu @npub1qm8…gyw7 @npub18g5…q6tf I certainly don’t give a shit if you think I’m relevant, I’m just pointing out how lazy / careless you are in making your points. Try to put more effort into it. Muting this thread now.

2023-12-23 20:47:29

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@npub1ccn…czwu @npub1qm8…gyw7 @npub18g5…q6tf hey if misattributing quotes from the Bible makes you happy knock yourself out!

2023-12-23 20:43:24

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@npub1ccn…czwu @npub1qm8…gyw7 @npub18g5…q6tf if it doesn’t matter why post it in the first place?

2023-12-23 20:40:00

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@npub1qm8…gyw7 @npub18g5…q6tf @npub1ccn…czwu if that’s true then most atheists should know which parts of the Bible include quotes attributed to Jesus and which parts don’t.

2023-11-25 20:39:02

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@npub1dyt…q8lq it’s a weapon.

2023-11-06 17:37:52

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@npub1yxk…g9ng @npub1ccn…czwu I would take the opposite point of view, that the story of Cain and Abel is an allegory about a war between pastoral and agricultural tribes, and also a rationalization of the subsequent bigotry against the agricultural tribe that ‘literally’ invented murder.

2023-11-02 16:12:33

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@npub1rvk…7sgn @npub1ccn…czwu then who’s managing Satan’s account?

2023-10-30 00:02:08

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@npub1r6x…nu0x @npub1p90…5svf @npub1ccn…czwu @npub1j7t…ls96 @npub1t07…nm3q but maybe the just deserts of individual politicians shouldn’t be the most important consideration in your decision process.

2023-08-19 23:07:22

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@npub1xtr…2zj8 the Union Army also taught formerly-enslaved ppl useful skills.

2023-07-20 03:11:09

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@npub1kpw…xzz4 @npub1lm2…cszn @npub1rkt…sqek either you can see why systems that score [stereotypically white things] as objectively more professional than [stereotypically Asian things] will make discrimination worse, or you don’t. I don’t think anything I can say will help you understand.

2023-07-20 03:06:20

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@npub1kpw…xzz4 @npub1lm2…cszn @npub1rkt…sqek doing with resumes what this AI did with pictures. Do I really need to explain it to you?

2023-07-20 02:52:37

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@npub1kpw…xzz4 @npub1lm2…cszn @npub1rkt…sqek and when HR asks for resumes of qualified professional applicants you think the same thing won’t happen? At best, you’ll get people whose resumes superficially look just like those of current employees, most likely it will reject every non-Anglo-Saxon name.

2023-06-14 00:10:44

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@npub1nf7…k4qn @npub1jup…77gr @npub1cgs…0c0v what’s baffling? He leans on each one to push ethical boundaries to the point of being disbarred, then they either quit or are fired when he demands they risk prison themselves. Every trump lawyer is Michael Cohen they just don’t know it yet.

2023-06-11 17:54:29

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@npub15qw…3p2z you can try to please everyone but no one will like it.

2023-06-11 03:44:43

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@npub15qw…3p2z something something Harry Reid’s fault we did something we’d threatened to do twenty times in the previous decade something something

2023-05-30 19:36:41

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@npub1ccz…7l0l @npub1edc…0q44 Sharia envy.

2023-05-02 16:50:13

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@npub1sqf…5skr as with NSA wiretapping/metadata sniffing this will create a flood of false positives and do nothing but waste the time of FBI agents who could be following real leads.

2023-04-18 21:20:49

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#[0] #[1] #[2] treating schools like prisons makes students behave more like inmates? No one could have foreseen this.

2023-04-01 15:21:41

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#[0] maybe if the joke were about suing Barbara Streisand they would have gotten it.