MrHodl

In Arkansas ... you can't honk your horn near a sandwich shop after 9 p.m.
In California ... it's illegal to whistle for a lost canary before 7 a.m.
In Colorado ... it's illegal to keep a couch on your porch.
In Delaware ... you can't sell dog hair
In Georgia ... it's illegal to live on a boat for more than 30 days.
In Hawaii ... it's illegal to place a coin in one's ear
In Idaho ... it's illegal to sweep debris into the streets.
In Illinois ... it's legal for underage culinary students to drink alcohol
In Indiana ... it's illegal to ride a horse above 10 MPH
In Kansas ... tire screeching is banned
In Kentucky ... a woman cannot marry the same man four times
In Louisiana ... it's illegal to send a surprise pizza.
In Maine ... it's illegal to park in front of Dunkin' Donuts
In Maryland ... sleeveless shirts are banned in public parks
In Massachusetts ... it's illegal to tell fortunes without certification
In Michigan ... you can't sell your vehicle on a Sunday.
In Minnesota ... dirty tires are banned.
In Missouri ... bear wrestling is banned
In Montana ... it's illegal to give a rat as a present
In Nebraska ... you can't get married if you have a venereal disease.
In Nevada ... it's illegal to sit on sidewalks.
In New Hampshire ... it's unlawful to pick up seaweed off the beach
In New Jersey ... bullet-proof vests are banned while committing a crime.
In New Mexico ... "idiots" are banned from voting
In New York ... slippers are banned after 10 p.m
In North Carolina ... drunk bingo is unlawful
In Pennsylvania ... you're breaking the law if you pay a psychic

2024-08-31 13:01:10

Folks.. when governments "ban" something that doesn't mean they want that something to go away. That simply means that they want to make more law abiding citizens into criminals. That's what feeds the beast.

2024-08-31 12:46:07

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I don't think "blocking relays" will work. A threat of 10 years in jail if they got caught connecting to nostr relays would do the trick.
We don't have a tech problem. We have a people are hypnotized by the state for tens of thousands of years of problem.

2024-08-31 12:37:22

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What happens when governments say you can't connect to nostr.. or else?

2024-08-31 02:03:34

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The government: if we catch you connecting to a nostr relay... right to jail.

2024-08-30 20:49:01

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The 166 gang was defeated.
The 300 gang was defeated
The 666 gang was defeated
The 1200k gang was defeated
The 9000k gang was defeated
The 20k gang was defeated
The 58k gang will be defeated as well

2024-08-30 02:10:30

It's a shithole but it's my shithole.
#JerseyShore https://image.nostr.build/5dcb46d8508eaf86294695b6ca99cb32169599ee0abfe368f35c7c289ff5cbfc.jpg

2024-08-29 13:24:04

Global feed is lit

2024-08-28 22:33:57

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The cruise ships uses starlink now. (At least Royal Caribbean does)

2024-08-28 21:20:31

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What's in Vancouver?

2024-08-28 21:15:01

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And for cruises.. 👍🏻... Top notch after I restarted my phone.

2024-08-28 13:48:13

What Bitcoin Did
#nevent1q…jm78

2024-08-28 13:34:20

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Drop the foundation bullshit stuff and I'm sure @nprofile…7dju will hand deliver one to you.

2024-08-28 13:27:20

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Coming together??? I'm trying to split us apart.

2024-08-28 12:58:39

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You're a fag

2024-08-28 12:52:56

Can someone make a list of all the "progressive bitcoiners" on here? I want to be submerged in the content.

2024-08-28 12:51:58

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Go gettem kid!

2024-08-28 12:50:43

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Do you take supplement? Have you checked your T levels?

2024-08-27 23:28:54

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@nprofile…4t9t

2024-08-27 19:58:01

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The communist? The capitalist? Stay tuned!

2024-08-27 15:08:11

The Progressive "Bitcoiners" who aren't into Austrian economics. They don't like your books either.
#CommiesForBitcoin
#nevent1q…qzmp

2024-08-27 14:17:20

The commies are coming.. the commies are coming!
#nevent1q…3ncv

2024-08-22 15:41:18

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OTC markets still running out of btc?

2024-08-22 15:14:42

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I see the "it's prunable so it's okay" argument all the time. People don't realize that we NEED full nodes that aren't pruned.... if majority of nodes get pruned the network will eventually die.

2024-08-06 14:35:25

In yesterday's news... Bitcoin isn't money.
Catch gymnastics last night?

2024-08-06 14:22:01

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You're better than the fortune cookies from Chinese food

2024-08-06 14:15:56

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Where is this from?

2024-08-02 14:59:21

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Reach?

2024-08-01 16:31:16

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This needs fixing https://image.nostr.build/350a877d9b6bedaf7ddb676e4976cfdbeb7cca880defc2ed71449f2c5dd331f8.jpg

2024-06-18 18:46:29

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Politicians shouldn't be able to force how people want to run their business. The market should determine winners and losers... not the state.
(It's the same reason why I was against mandatory GMO labeling)

2024-06-18 18:45:03

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I have the complete opposite view. Banks should be allowed to do whatever the fuck they want. That includes collecting or not collecting information.
Let the people chose who they want to do business with.

2024-06-17 13:59:32

Good morning...
Spooky world out there.
https://image.nostr.build/528a567f7ef2afd6b52685b900511560a80a9e84ac2fa8f97f928bf7675d4422.jpg

#WhereIsTDev

#WhereIsTDev

#WhereIsTDev

"The Kilq"
"Burb Dad"
"Mouth breathing knuckle dragger"
"Incel"
"Kapo"
Was brought to you by a FED.

2024-05-09 04:04:05

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And what really matters is the value of the reward.

2024-05-09 04:00:55

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*the block subsidy.
The reward might be way more than that.

2024-05-08 16:05:15

I'm giving @npub1mut…23vg a test drive. Very snazzy. I like it.

2024-05-01 18:21:24

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#2600 on EFnet represent!

2024-04-26 17:39:16

Well... that escalated quickly.
#nevent1q…qux3

2024-04-24 23:05:39

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I knew it! Unreal

2024-04-24 19:56:56

Too much good news today. Something needs to give

2024-04-24 19:08:29

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Beautiful.
Long time coming! Congrats!

2024-04-21 14:28:01

The menus are getting based AF https://image.nostr.build/0287484a567dadb6e397131c6b84b857cfe6e6457af4ca2a87ca69ac93377105.jpg

2024-04-13 02:52:49

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I bought 4 of these after 9/11

2024-04-12 11:52:00

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What are you winning??

2024-04-11 20:48:59

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We got receipts
https://youtu.be/Fu0a2hOq8Rk?si=g8XDt3OSYMSVRAaD

2024-04-11 20:48:03

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=q6gVH1weYIXmcJsB&v=qBDOjuKiTeY&feature=youtu.be
It's all documented.

2024-04-10 23:27:39

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Wat

2024-04-10 23:23:39

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Yeah, I call bullshit on that one

2024-04-10 23:12:26

So... were done with the Bens now we're onto Dans?
You guys have no chill.

2024-04-10 22:43:26

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This is what the "blocksize wars" was really about

2024-04-10 22:41:03

Thank you @npub1qny…95gx

2024-04-05 14:05:33

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Truth

2024-04-05 11:43:04

They blue checked me on the bird app.

2024-04-05 11:42:25

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All of it

2024-03-31 21:51:15

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That was me?

2024-01-29 02:00:49

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I hear monkeys

2024-01-24 02:41:17

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100k sats eh

2024-01-01 00:08:59

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Ever think about coloring beard white and pretending to be Sanat?

2024-01-01 00:07:58

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There is no bitcoin community

2023-12-24 22:08:50

LFG
#nevent1q…pwca

2023-12-11 15:10:25

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Get LMNT.

2023-12-11 15:09:58

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Any hot wallet.
I swear to God I've always thought LN was meant to be used for small value TXs regardless.

2023-12-03 12:37:12

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Looks like a lovely place!

2023-12-02 19:33:25

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I'm Steve. Not on your team

2023-12-02 17:50:36

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Not me.

2023-12-02 17:48:28

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Indeed carbs are meant to be burned. If you're stationary carbs will end your life much shorter.

2023-12-02 17:44:32

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There's more to it than just this. Ask your physician to do a Lipoprotein Fractionation NMR test.
Just getting your ldl, hdl and TG doesn't give you the entire story.
https://image.nostr.build/17a91f371544020440c04853ba638a7c5a55cc0baea6506aa390006b99db61f2.jpg

2023-12-02 17:41:41

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Little ldl is no good.

2023-11-29 11:17:19

Eliguis is coming back thanks to Jack and Luke. Fucking awesome news!
But let's not get carried away with the buzzwords por favor.

2023-11-28 17:12:15

I don't think I've ever been so interested in a live stream as I am now.

2023-11-22 14:26:21

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He's right. He has the right to do whatever he wants with his pool. Hashes can leave whenever they want.

2023-11-22 14:25:09

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"Bitcoiners"

2023-11-22 12:55:49

As they always will be..
#nevent1q…55t7

2023-11-22 12:55:19

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Not a US company but from Wang! Not gonna lie.. I didn't have that on the cards.

2023-11-19 04:01:09

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2023-11-03 13:58:20

I need to be honest. I thought I lost my USB that had my nostr key on it and felt pretty miserable about it.
But then the cleaning lady found it! Let's go!

2023-10-03 11:48:12

Bip324 is finally happening.
✊🏻

2023-08-31 13:47:41

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I'm right here. There's Drivechain drama on the bird app

2023-08-23 20:10:12

Pew Pew
#nevent1q…3enw

2023-08-19 19:16:05

https://nypost.com/2023/08/19/mamma-mia-and-wicked-star-dead-at-40?utm_source=nypost&utm_campaign=android_nyp&utm_medium=social
They're dropping like flies. Absolute insanity.

2023-08-19 17:59:23

Paul Sztorc really going for an evil SF. This is going to get entertaining

2023-08-19 16:12:16

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2023-08-19 16:10:41

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https://youtube.com/shorts/oQQfyoe6CIc?si=_k6FIgjqfhOB3vTE this one was designed for fishing.

2023-08-19 16:07:49

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https://youtube.com/shorts/oQQfyoe6CIc?si=_k6FIgjqfhOB3vTE

2023-08-19 16:03:20

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Top of the morning to you sirs. 🎩
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/c538ab8cacb70a38b36ebdab98369b61382a1e221a8f3d88de0576564c9d1d7e.jpg