Carl

Producer: Between Two ASICs
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Last Notes

2024-04-30 02:47:41

My favorite thing about creating #BetweenTwoASICs episodes will always be making @npub1hte…sw3d LOL at his own show.😂
He never knows what's coming until just before we publish.
Here are a few of my favorite visual jokes from the Vivek episode that made Tatum literally "pause." 😉 https://video.nostr.build/7dd0eff3b586fb6d5c3c010f969bb516158f32294e115af7eb3e24fc90ad1035.mp4 https://image.nostr.build/f7bd361c51e9e3e74ebcc29faa827cfd5cec372051ca78e12d39acc4bba0f876.jpg https://video.nostr.build/c1d838f0ec6f96133033749850ae9e9d9ba8fefb9826179109f0010b49518e34.mp4
#nevent1q…0tcx

2024-04-27 19:55:27

I do not own any #Bitcoin.
I am merely
a temporary steward
of my children's UTXOs. 🧡 https://image.nostr.build/72425b7ee4ff4a618d1dbfb8033bbb1124dbadbd31daa0cda3cb434bd70fa930.jpg

2024-04-22 01:18:52

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I see what you did there: F R E E. 👏
Message received. 👍

2024-04-21 01:51:23

Price is a hyper puppy. It bounces all over the place, because that's what puppies do. It can be distracting.
After a while though, you begin to realize that the one holding the leash of the puppy is Value.
Where Value goes, Price follows.
Focus on Value. #Bitcoin   
#nevent1q…zxjp

2024-04-20 18:01:14

The price of #Bitcoin is the asset denominated in your local currency.
The VALUE of #Bitcoin is the freedom technology securing the network, and the amazing social infrastructure being built on top of it.
Measured in value, we hit a new ATH
EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

2024-04-20 17:59:49

I came for Number Go Up.
I stayed for Tyranny Go Down.
#Bitcoin   

2024-04-20 17:59:34

The Halving is not a Number Go Up celebration.
It's a Tyranny Go Down celebration.
#Bitcoin   

2024-04-09 01:04:32

"The best way to ensure #Bitcoin's failure is to assume its preordained success."
Thinking about this quote a lot today. Might consider retiring "Bitcoin is inevitable" from my vocab, or at least qualifying it more clearly. 🤔
Excellent episode, @npub14mc…frlx @npub16le…ffxj
https://video.nostr.build/b92bf5c13ec93832863ae70a9f990effce4682ba0458fef4191521f0b86685f9.mp4
#nevent1q…l5ec

2024-03-26 07:25:16

Gigi doesn't say "Nostr" once in this piece, and yet almost every word has a purple halo. Excellent read. 💜
#nevent1q…t0zp

2024-02-21 00:59:43

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Ermmmm...

2024-02-07 22:54:22

😂 #nyukstr
#nevent1q…r478

2024-01-22 22:36:30

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Took me way too long to get this joke, 'cuz I don't pronounce gifs incorrectly. 🤷🏼‍♂️

2024-01-22 22:33:04

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"This decentralized platform isn't centralized enough!" 🤔
😉

2024-01-22 22:09:05

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https://image.nostr.build/0fec6d275ed30a18ea4ccbcc0a245a223a6c7f04d864c939ebfc12bad3b216b3.gif#m=image%2Fgif&dim=360x270&blurhash=%2326%5B5O0h9EE4Vr%3FGXUo%7CIqwaWBo%23bcaes%3BRkR*tRyYt4Md%24%25IpS%25xani%2529ttQxGV%5BR*Nws%2Cs%3AWX%7EWWBE1fladjFs%3AR%2BkDogs%3AE1ofjEnhRjR*t7tRt6ogRkRPt7R*aeWC&x=0c8a087a7f84d21828b38e677c28ca7db1ebb2e135509542224d0e9551468d20

2024-01-02 20:18:26

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It's a smaller leap for you than most. 😉

2024-01-02 19:04:20

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@npub18am…p424, have you ever gone as Cramer for Halloween?
Talk about ScArY! 😱

2023-12-07 16:38:52

DO IT. ✊️
#nevent1q…t3am

2023-12-07 16:35:32

🧡😍🧡
#nevent1q…50k3

2023-11-21 01:36:46

#nevent1q…s3mt
https://image.nostr.build/9eba464a7de87bef8b13b5dfdac67be2e9c01cae39d80f969428d24618b85507.gif

2023-11-20 07:21:50

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It's a good thing my wife isn't on Nostr. She'd reach through the screen and SLAP you!

2023-11-15 18:25:12

When Big Brother says, "Capital Gains," you should hear "Currency Debasement." Few.
#bitcoin $USD

2023-11-14 19:25:28

Capital Gains: a penalty paid for the unpatriotic crime of holding your wealth in any asset not as weak as $USD.
#Bitcoin 🫡

2023-10-24 20:35:00

If spending #Bitcoin that you've held for several years incurs a capital gain, shouldn't spending $USD that you've held for almost any length of time create a capital loss? 🤔
😉

2023-10-24 19:58:10

Haiku for FEW:
The primary cause
of this so-called "inflation"
*IS* real inflation.
👇
The classic definition of inflation is "a ballooning of the monetary supply."
Once the definition was changed to "rising prices," the word shifted from CAUSE to EFFECT.
As an effect, it's much easier to shift the blame to greedy corporations, etc.
Obfuscation is powerful. 👀

2023-10-17 21:12:55

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Hold up:
"Carol?!"
😡

2023-09-05 19:52:57

#yomamasofiat is killing me.
💀🤣💀
I would 🧡 to read some @npub1a2c…w83a contributions to this hashtag. I'm sure she'd have some zingers. 🙏

2023-09-05 19:42:37

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Tried to zap your post from amethyst and got this error:
https://image.nostr.build/9b325032e8cd6a6f4c8e59cc8a73a7910cff16445599ccca93e38a8c3d33033d.jpg
Is the disconnect on my end or yours, @npub1h8n…rpev? I tested zapping a different user and it worked fine, btw.

2023-09-05 17:06:26

₿rilliant editing. 🧡
@npub1tft…xar5
https://youtu.be/ZkbfkEhoa8k?si=aMl3R1GlRMslniLg

2023-09-04 07:29:15

What a badass. 💪
#nevent1q…4dw2

2023-09-02 15:32:23

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@npub1hte…sw3d

2023-09-02 15:31:53

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Classy.
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/cb4001344c19617927319380da21c0bcb7ad3271c9cb860bf6b4901a91a8d14e.jpg

2023-09-02 15:24:29

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Also relevant, same movie:
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/7abdba620536a21b6e00ba1513fd0884e2adc3c756fe50fedf6e4bd94939c37a.gif

2023-09-02 15:18:23

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So I Married An Axe Murderer is such an underrated 90's film. 👍 So quotable.
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/835f5830b4959ce7caf642a759d243e67d4c86dd2846f3e4abb72481ec712042.gif

2023-08-31 00:24:52

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Wait a minute: one of @npub1tft…xar5 's most popular contributors is meming about reading a #Bitcoin book while touching grass in the sun?
Where the hell is @npub1dvu…0pwx ? 🤔

2023-08-30 23:53:27

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This deserves a post on the classic Engrish.com. 👍

2023-08-30 23:50:11

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There is only one appropriate response:
"Fangdoawuta!"
🤣

2023-08-30 22:25:38

Exercise:
The easiest way to simultaneously experience the opposing feelings of exhaustion and invincibility.

2023-07-27 16:25:00

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This is not untrue...

2023-07-22 05:59:13

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Hilarious.

2023-07-22 05:44:20

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Mine says I may have "network connectivity problems?" 🤷🏼‍♂️

2023-07-22 05:42:50

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I'm glad you captioned the picture. I didn't get it the first 8 times I read it, but the NINTH time it TOTALLY clicked. 🤦‍♂️

2023-07-22 05:36:28

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Nice. I appreciate that your reference included both practical and whimsical explanations, including a Douglas Adams reference. Perfect. 👍

2023-07-21 19:45:28

42 = 21 x 2.
The Meaning Of Life = stay humble + stack sats.
Was Satoshi a fan of Douglas Adams? 🤔
@npub1qny…95gx #Bitcoin #dontpanic

2023-07-21 19:44:22

I'm listening to Martin Freeman reading The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe. Most of the punchlines I'm reciting as he says them, but some hit freshly unexpected, and I can't decide which is more delightful. 🧡

2023-07-13 02:01:54

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My daughter uses moments like these to grow. She's constantly challenging herself with things that terrify her. I'm so proud of how much she's grown in the last 2 years with this attitude.
One more thought: a trick that some Olympic athletes use is reframing nerves as EXCITEMENT. Instead of saying to yourself, "I'm so nervous even thinking about talking to Malcolm!" say to yourself, "I'm so EXCITED to talk to Malcolm!"
You can do it. 💪

2023-07-12 23:02:03

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Don't do it! He probably hates being talked to by well-spoken, attractive people! 😬
😉

2023-07-12 04:11:53

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A car would be worth capitalizing: Fiat.
The USD? Not so much: fiat.

2023-07-11 20:07:48

I didn't buy #Bitcoin,
I sold my fiat.
credit: @npub1587…kv0n

2023-07-06 00:53:02

So Jacked.
#nevent1q…8jca

2023-06-20 23:50:57

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https://nostr.build/i/74dd8f6dfa8857a0c98418ee95ce85df931a04c7c037edb08407c39bc052e8ca.jpg

2023-06-18 05:03:54

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This is the right idea. Is there a way to make some posts invisible unless the viewer has the correct key?

2023-06-18 04:58:19

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Dear Lord! My timeline could not handle Derek FULL time on Nostr... 😵‍💫

2023-06-11 08:28:50

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Is Steven Lubka not on Nostr? 🦶🌞

2023-06-11 08:22:52

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🍻

2023-06-11 08:20:34

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💯
even more so when words are unnecessary

2023-06-11 08:08:24

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Dammit, Dan! You just doxxed EVERYONE! 🤦‍♂️

2023-06-06 20:31:31

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Brakes.
But the word you used was more hard-core so... 🤷🏼‍♂️
https://nostr.build/i/6e400f8bcde8eafdf9afb9303e73a23905d107437c79f8e4a410f6d138e8082d.gif

2023-06-06 18:10:48

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It was a good run.
Game respects game. 🫡

2023-06-05 18:50:30

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The energy during the filming of this episode was peak of my experience at #TheBitcoinConference.
Thanks for helping to make this happen, @npub1cf3…x7gk!
🧡🫂💜
#nevent1q…p0u9

2023-06-01 20:25:50

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Zap 100 shitposts a day.
#nevent1q…2dvq

2023-05-24 22:59:58

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💯

2023-05-24 22:58:01

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But how do you REALLY feel, Jack? 😝

2023-05-24 22:57:16

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'sup, Bryan?

2023-05-24 22:19:36

If you're not kind of a weirdo, we probably won't end up being friends. 🤷🏼‍♂️
I've always looked askance at "normal." 👀
Also: being cool with words like "askance?" Big plus. 👍
This is why I love nostriches. 💜
Stay weird, my freaks. 🤙

2023-05-23 05:05:44

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Makes sense. Kids grow like weeds, so you've got that covered on the resume. 😉

2023-05-23 04:38:24

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Amanda, you are one of those rare individuals that makes someone think, "Wait: is this the first time I've met Amanda? Or the 5th? Or maybe we were good friends in kindergarten and I've somehow forgotten?" 🤔
You're just a familiar soul, I guess. 🤷🏼‍♂️
Take care, and I'm sure I'll see you at future conferences! 🤙

2023-05-21 23:18:24

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It's a bitcoin mining game. Check out hodl21.io to see how to play. 👍
https://i.imgur.com/TH1TfhE.jpg

2023-05-21 22:01:08

Killing time at DFW waiting for my final flight. If any #bitcoin -ers see this and want to help me learn and play HODL UP by @freemarketkids, stop by Gate C12 and say hi. 😊 I'm here till 6:30.
https://i.imgur.com/NcL6oFq.jpg

2023-05-20 16:19:46

@npub1hte…sw3d
Rapper's Delight
#nostr karaoke party
🤙
https://i.imgur.com/2gCXEXe.mp4

2023-05-20 15:12:30

@npub1r8l…x5dk bringing down the house at the #nostr karaoke party!
https://i.imgur.com/dqsX8uy.mp4

2023-05-20 02:30:11

Max and Stacy spitting straight FIRE on #BetweenTwoASICs today. We've filmed a lot of GREAT guests, but I'm telling you: this is one episode you are NOT going to want to miss. 🔥 @npub1hte…sw3d
https://i.imgur.com/tsz27jm.jpg

2023-05-18 23:13:58

What a bizarre intersection of 2 things I geek out about every day: #Bitcoin and #MMA.
A selfie with Pomp and Cyborg?
What is HAPPENING?!
Oh, and Cris follows me on Twitter now.
WHAT?! 🤯
https://i.imgur.com/vGTEQOe.jpg

2023-05-16 13:56:14

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A B2A quote in the wild with zero context.
I love it. 🧡
@npub1hte…sw3d
#nevent1q…u682

2023-05-14 15:33:14

Anybody looking for a Bitcoin Miami 2023 ticket? I have a GA pass for $270. Thanks!
#Bitcoin2023

2023-05-12 21:35:50

Shitcoins vs. Proof Of Work
#Bitcoin 💪
https://i.imgur.com/UnnUUTQ.jpg

2023-05-12 20:31:25

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Thanks, Lady Ferret! 😊

2023-05-12 20:29:28

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Thanks, Roya! It was great. 😊

2023-05-10 02:32:23

Want to support a project that's orange pilling the next generation? Sovereign Craft is the first Minecraft server with integrated lightning wallets! Players can spend and EARN sats in-game!! Donations are multiplied by the #Bitcoin Gaming Grant. 🧡
Flex your generosity muscles, Nostriches!
💪💜⚡️🤙
https://geyser.fund/grants/4

2023-05-03 20:42:23

Fantastic #Bitcoin education for kids!
...and big kids too. I loved it! 🧡😊💜
https://twitter.com/TuttleTwinsTv/status/1653120399998349312?t=QZHJ2bK3mtBL3uV3YYc4kA&s=19

2023-04-18 02:48:43

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Why not #yungstr?

2023-04-18 02:26:34

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Skiplagged.com could be worth a look. You plan a trip, and it cobbles together flights from multiple airlines (often 1 way) to get you the best deal. A word of caution: it defaults to "no checked bags" to show you the cheapest tickets possible, so make sure to select the upgrade on each flight.
The nice thing is you only have to input your info once, even though you're booking on multiple airlines. Not sure how well it works for overseas, but it was good for booking flights to Miami next month.

2023-04-12 17:30:02

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To be clear, all of those folks are nostr developers, and Will is your guy for Damus specifically.

2023-04-12 17:26:37

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This is the crew you're looking for, and Will is the guy who makes it happen. Will pushes updates ALL the time, often several in a day, so make sure your app is up to date first.
Also, I know that people have been posting bounties in sats for feature requests. Not sure where, but "bounty" would be a good search.
#[1]

2023-04-12 05:08:51

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#[4] can't wait to see the ASIC display in Miami. He'll be between ALL the ASICs.

2023-04-12 02:07:42

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Just had an idea. If it turns out to be as massive as I think it might be, I want a public timestamp that I can look back on. 😉

2023-04-12 02:07:27

🤯

2023-04-10 23:36:49

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Damn. This one hit me right between the eyes.
👁⚡️👁
Preach, girl. 🙌

2023-04-10 23:14:20

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58,008⚡️ ( . )( . )
'Cuz you're the tits, Tatum.
💜🫂🧡

2023-04-10 22:40:24

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PLEASE ZAP THIS CAUSE. ⚡️💜🫂🧡⚡️
We zap for a lot of silly stuff around here, (Lord knows #[1] is not a small part of that silliness!) but this one is serious. Please read and consider contributing.
#[0]

2023-04-10 19:45:19

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New episode of #BetweenTwoASICs is up!
#[1] was a fantastic guest. 👏
Enjoy, Nostriches! 💜🤙🧡
#[0]

2023-04-10 19:42:12

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💜🫂🧡

2023-04-09 18:43:34

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Missing the comma, and it still makes sense. 😉

2023-04-09 17:07:29

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When your retweets ratio your comments, you're doing something right. 😎👍
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_3e954c8a2ad2c3dfc3d7e015f2efc5e50b4f6a2d565a109753024a0982f1c871.jpg

2023-04-09 16:38:14

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Grape and Orange Pez dispensers!
💜🤙🧡
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_ea8e0db45379d4d66737d8967c80cc6271fa53c95f8c1b6b7066cf788de96f61.jpeg

2023-04-09 16:31:03

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37, because Monty Python.
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_1149ce12d527cab856333976c355b27bd2706f0f9e316e4f7ceadf1fbc70122a.gif

2023-04-09 16:30:54

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42, because Douglas Adams.
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_7669bb14e12927f0f67b15dce20225eeec0174f0f003e535a106e45be93a05bc.gif

2023-04-08 14:33:02

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1) Start with #[2]
2) Find some girls WORTH talking to 🧡
3) THEN add the crazy night on the town 💜

2023-04-08 07:27:33

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https://imgflip.com/i/7hgcgd
https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/452579117/Tatum-vibes

2023-04-07 22:24:38

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Dress like a billionaire, and save fiat for stacking sats:
#[0]
💜🤙🧡

2023-04-07 19:56:38

#[0] Verifying My Public Key: "cschenken"