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2024-07-20 10:55:03

The custom of wearing a tie is weird. Dangling a lanky bit of material from your neck for no practical purpose and very dubious aesthetics. Odd.

2024-07-17 13:55:03

I've always thought the Nile flows the wrong way. I appreciate rivers start inland and end at the sea, but flowing due north just seems wrong.

2024-07-16 11:55:03

All management/strategy-style video games should be able to run on a potato. I shouldn't have to steal a supercomputer from NASA to build my empire of medieval villages.

2024-07-16 10:55:03

In this day and age of everything being controlled by an app, getting notifications for this and that. Why no one has developed an app telling us where the ice cream van is. Or how far away they are.

2024-07-16 00:55:02

The Victorians were spot on with their treatments for mental health - rest, quiet, nice gardens, art therapy etc.

2024-07-15 21:55:02

Hippies are terrible people cosplaying as lovely people.
Metallers are lovely people cosplaying as terrible people.

2024-07-15 18:55:03

Amazon's delivery drivers are the fucking masters of Knock, Knock, Ginger.

2024-07-14 16:55:02

The true gay struggle is trying to work out whether you like the clothes being advertised or you're just horny for the model

2024-07-14 15:55:03

Farmer here. Sheep don't say "Baa" it's more an elongated "Meh", so stop teaching kids it's "Baa"

2024-07-13 13:55:02

The roof of every public building that doesn't carry out a specific function requiring a clear roof should be covered in solar panels. It would save the public sector a fortune in electricity bills if nothing else.

2024-07-13 00:55:02

If you regularly claim you didn't receive a parcel when you did, you are scum. You're not getting one over on Jeff Bezos. It's ALWAYS the little guy who loses out; the already abused warehouse worker or delivery driver, or small business.

2024-07-12 18:55:02

The height of British politics is watching an MP who's done you and your community great harm, lied, cheated and got away with it - Stand on a shit stage next to a bloke dressed as a bin, in a leisure centre and lose their job at 5am. I stay up to watch it every time.

2024-07-08 15:55:03

Football clubs convincing companies to spunk millions on shirt sponsorship is the biggest con going. No one has bought a product/used a service because they read it on a football shirt.

2024-07-08 14:55:02

New York state should be called New Yorkshire.

2024-07-07 22:55:02

Life is better at 20mph. Kids can walk and cycle safely. It's easier to pull out at junctions. Everything's calmer except dickheads that are frustrated with their sad lives.

2024-07-07 20:55:03

People that piss all over public toilet seats should be made to spend their weekends as a toilet cleaner. Pigs

2024-07-07 12:55:02

The first meal of the day is breakfast regardless of what time it is. You didn't "skip breakfast", you only delayed it.

2024-07-06 11:55:02

Why do so many racists live by the seaside?

2024-07-05 19:55:02

Duvet covers with zip closures are fucking brilliant

2024-07-03 18:55:03

Sweet companies: If you include a lemon flavour sweet in your packs, there is no need for a lime. Give us peach or something.

2024-07-01 19:55:02

Swearing always sounds better in a northern accent.

2024-07-01 11:55:03

Those that go to bed really late have got it all wrong. They end up being tired and moody most of the following day. Bed early you wake up fresh, get shit done and aren't an arsehole for most of your waking day

2024-06-20 22:55:02

Foods that are cooked twice are a massive, unnecessary energy use. Toast is the biggest culprit. Bread is already cooked to perfection. Toasters should be banned.

2024-06-20 17:55:02

Whoever redesigned Euston Station to replace the departures board with an advertising screen needs to be shamed. It took some effort to make that station worse than it already was but fuck me, you nailed it, champ.

2024-06-19 17:55:04

History is inconvenient as soon as you scratch the surface. If it doesn't make you uncomfortable then the history hasn't been fully researched.

2024-06-18 19:55:04

Reach PLC have single-handedly killed local news media with their abysmal website, the clunkiest page on the entire internet.

2024-06-16 21:55:02

The Royal Family should be subscription only. Those who want to follow their wacky antics and family dramas can pay the hefty bill for it all. The rest of us get to live in blissful ignorance of the national soap opera and maybe those taxes can be used for something useful.

2024-06-16 20:55:02

Gordon Ramsay is a shithead who normalises bullying and worker abuse in the hospitality industry

2024-06-14 15:55:03

Humans share 98% of the same DNA as apes and 44% of the same DNA as bananas. Given those similarities, I think I'm fine occasionally washing my hair with fairy liquid if I run out of shampoo.

2024-06-07 23:55:02

How are some people still convinced that everything should be a self-governing free market? It clearly doesn't work, the evidence is all around us

2024-05-28 00:55:03

Social Media "influencers" are like Tinkerbell. If you don't pay them attention they fade away. Stop paying attention to influencers. The world will be a better place without them.

2024-05-19 22:55:03

In the 90s and early 00s the internet was The Next Big Thing. It's now been well and truly strip mined by corporations. It's been chopped up, monetised, and sold off for profit. It's shit now and I am very ready for The Next Big Thing to be invented.

2024-05-18 12:55:03

Yes the UK definitely has the best plugs and sockets, but why are our light switches so shit? Those giant ones they have abroad are much better, you can judo chop the lights on and off.

2024-04-17 21:55:02

Forks are the troublemakers in the cutlery drawer. Always getting tangled up and sprawling about. Such a disappointment compared to the knives and spoons.

2024-04-17 16:55:02

Any cunts who use disabled parking spaces when they're not supposed to should get a one year driving ban. You're not a 'geezer' or 'a bit cheeky'. You're a shit.

2024-04-11 15:55:02

Warhammer dudes should get jobs as nail technicians, transferrable skills would be insane. Love the thought of beauty salons filled up with massive bearded blokes.