Big old lefty. Non-Binary, AuDHD, general purpose nerd. Two of those I only figured out when I hit my forties. Currently in the south of England with my partner @DJDarren and our two cats Molly and Milo. I’ve got a few chronic conditions which make me grumpy at times. To be clear - Trans women are women Trans men are men Non Binary People exist Black Lives Matter Fuck The Tories Don’t be a dick. Toots to be read in Matt Berry’s voice.
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Last Notes npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Aww it’s been 9 years since I got Doris, my baby grand. I loved that piano. We were finally in a place large enough to fit an actual piano and though I wasn’t looking specifically for a baby grand, I found her and I could hardly say no. She was ancient and very poorly looked after by previous owners, to the point she broke at least one string every time I had her tuned. She was LOUD and heavy as fuck to play but she was mine. I only had her about four years before we were forced to move and couldn’t take her with us. I made sure she went to a lovely family with kids who were learning. https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/339/508/080/981/960/original/4dc7db45ea60c936.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Somehow, every time I’m in Southampton I forget how fucking awful accessibility is. Around Pride / The Civic Centre itself isn’t too bad but so few of the pavements around town have dropped curbs. Then added fuckery with inconsiderate construction and scaffolding. Absolute nightmare getting back to the car. npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Saw this on a local notice board earlier… small builder?? https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/175/349/647/640/446/original/ca1dd23069a1a07f.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Today is “There Will Come Soft Rains” day. A short story by Ray Bradbury, first published in 1950. It takes place on August 4th 2026. A lone automated house still functions after its owners and presumably the rest of humanity were wiped out by a nuclear blast. https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/036/834/790/784/180/original/0a9aa3f0d08df50f.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie This is not the greatest pale ale in the world. https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/821/110/979/824/090/original/ebd828da695e4001.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Just in case it helps anyone, sitting in front of a fan with soaking wet hair provides a lot of relief. Keep a spray bottle handy and reapply as necessary. Drink your water. Be safe. Love you. #UKHeatwave npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Book nook is all finished and on the shelf. https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/538/179/030/672/682/original/0447dc06b68065ec.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Can I reach any other afab non-binary folks who’ve gone through / are going through menopause? I have an appointment with my GP this week to talk about HRT and other options to help with some symptoms I’m having. Obviously I’d like the symptoms to stop / lessen but I admit I’m feeling kind of uncomfortable with the idea of my body changing or behaving “more feminine” if that makes sense. I’ve had a mirena coil for years and my periods have been nonexistent and I *love* this. I do not want to suddenly be having periods now. As I understand, renewing my mirena coil could be part of the solution but am I likely to get more breakthrough bleeding taking HRT on top? I’ve also mostly managed to avoid talking about any kind of gendered things with the doctors for a long time so I’m a bit antsy how I’m going to deal with that too. My surgery does not seem like a very lgbtq-friendly space. Advice welcome but mostly I’m reaching out hoping I’m not alone in this kind of thing. I only came out as NB a few years ago so this is all new. #Trans #NonBinary npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Good morning Fediverse. If aliens landed tomorrow and demanded to speak to the manager of Earth, who would you tell them to talk to? 👽 npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie I love having Aussies on my feed. When I see things like this first thing in the morning - “Victorian Teachers are the lowest paid…” And I think to myself *well… yea, it probably wasn’t a lot back then* @nprofile…3gey npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie @nprofile…ryua Hampshire UK, so it is in Europe. npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie @nprofile…ryua Hillier Gardens in Hampshire. npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie #SilentSunday https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/273/154/617/106/827/original/622c09d211cbed3b.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie My Dad would’ve been 82 today. He was a hairdresser all his working life. He never moved house. He was married to my mum for nearly 50 years. He liked to travel, loved holidays in Greece and he was an excellent cook. He loved baking cakes and making jam. He taught me to knit. He believed most things could be fixed with cellotape or WD40. He was kind and I miss him. Maybe it’s just me but one odd thing since he’s been gone is I really want to share photos of him. Like, this was a person. They were nice and they meant a lot to me and I want you to know they existed. I don’t know why, I just do. So I thought I’d post a couple of pictures and maybe if you wanted to, you could share the person you miss? https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/126/364/168/542/468/original/1b6ba5620326ac96.png https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/126/364/454/059/956/original/855d53622e348f5c.png https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/126/364/767/683/601/original/435ddec3aba3d287.png https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/126/365/408/959/133/original/bddcc2f9ccd217ac.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie I thought I saw a hanging figure in the last one. #PhoTrogaphy #photography #ruins https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/115/950/043/412/667/original/33f758b0f7f37c3b.jpeg https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/115/950/346/576/552/original/9fd1e837818d4ce9.jpeg https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/115/950/667/081/325/original/bb809f515ef59c54.jpeg https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/115/950/984/904/982/original/434ce0f152000fe5.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie We went to look at Netley Abbey this afternoon. I do like a good ruin. #PhoTrogaphy #photography #ruins https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/115/917/840/356/613/original/219e418099eb0065.jpeg https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/115/918/141/869/151/original/951827881c485bfd.jpeg https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/115/918/750/984/573/original/3dbd2f191aa355c9.jpeg https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/115/919/281/251/975/original/91658fed7993166b.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie **Found it - https://neal.fun/infinite-craft/ I remember playing a word game some time ago, maybe on a website, where you’d put words together to make other concepts. It would start with elements I think and it would keep getting more and more complicated. Like water + wood might get you “raft” or clay + clay = “pottery”. Does anyone know what I’m on about? npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Milo would like you to appreciate his fancy feather boa. #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #BlackCats https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/036/954/630/153/424/original/ece637423cd96d85.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie I’ve always wanted to have a tour of a pipe organ and have a go on one and I’ve just discovered that the Royal College of Organists did a whole series of events in 2025 for people to do exactly this… and I MISSED IT. Does mastodon have a bunch of organists? Does anyone in the south of England want to show me their organ? (Steady now, you bunch of perves) I would be so, SO happy. #organist #pipeorgan #churchorganist https://www.rco.org.uk/play_events.php npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Visited Winchester Christmas Market this afternoon. It was very busy and crowded but mostly nice to just see the pretty lights and have a massively overpriced but very tasty sausage roll. However, it was pretty disappointing to see that I couldn’t get to 90% of the stalls. I get that it’s on historic ground and there are limits to what they can do but I feel like they could’ve done a bit more to make it accessible. Most of the stalls were up a large step. I could see what they had from a distance but I couldn’t get to most of them to view things up close. #Accessibility npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie #ADHD Pro tip: If you’ve got a bunch of crap lying around because you had to move stuff for Christmas and you don’t have the energy to find homes for it all - find/buy some decorative boxes. Display them. Now they’re 🎄 🤶 *FESTIVE*✨🎁 doom boxes. https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/711/892/707/203/308/original/0710d08495ae80dd.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Isn’t it weird that Amazon used to just be an online bookstore? npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie I can’t believe it’s been 15 years since this video. I was living in Bristol at the time and took the early morning bus into London to spend the whole day with a bunch of strangers, some of whom I knew online and Mitch Benn. I’d met Mitch when he showed up to my HMO a month or so prior. He’d posted on the bird site that he was post-gig and bored in a hotel just down the road. It was late but at the time I was basically nocturnal so I replied he should pop round for a cuppa… and he did. He taught me the chords to some of his songs, we had a jam sesh and a cuppa before he headed back to the hotel for a nap around 3am. When he put a shout out for folks to help him make the Proud of the BBC video I put my anxieties aside and bought a bus ticket. That decision changed my life in so many ways. I had the best time filming that day. A few months later I moved to London because someone I met filming the video needed a housemate. Soon after that, Mitch started a monthly comedy event in central London. I was unemployed and broke so he basically permanently put me on the guest list. I would go every month. I made more new friends and saw some amazing acts. It was Mitch’s retweet that got me and @nprofile…s77w together and he came along to the club for one of our first proper dates. I got to know Mitch’s wife Clara, who became one of my closest friends and their kids became my first ever piano students. I house/animal sat for them during Edinburgh festivals. Clara was maid of honour at our wedding, their youngest was bridesmaid. Mitch performed at our reception and their eldest played Rains of Castermere that I’d taught them because we all thought it’d be funny (it was). The best parts of my life happened because of this video and the people I met filming it and the ones I’ve met because of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3q2iZuU5WM npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Don’t fucking talk to me, you’re a cupboard. https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/339/890/889/069/353/original/71d7d7d6056ffc5a.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Made a thing because it tickled me. #TimCurry #RockyHorror #StephenKing https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/332/785/571/705/675/original/8907ca05f04d1e00.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Thanks for all the suggestions so far! I’m just going to add and clarify a couple of things. 1. I have a folding electric chair with a design that doesn’t have a whole lot going on at the front to be able to attach much to. (I’ll post a photo) 2. Side bags / panniers aren’t really an option - my chair is quite wide as it is, I would struggle with doorways if I added anything. 3. I can’t put anything underneath, partly because of my own physical limitations reaching it from the front and partly because most of the space is taken up with battery. So I’m thinking any solution kind of has to be limited to my lap or in front of my legs. #Wheelchair #Disabled https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/287/591/906/249/213/original/a18128d683205bef.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Can anyone suggest a wheelchair bag large enough for say a carton of milk and a loaf of bread that DOESN’T attach to the back of the chair? Due to the design of my chair and arthritis in my spine I cannot twist round to manage a bag on the back. I’ve so far made do with a regular rucksack worn backwards but with the colder weather it’s just not going to be practical or comfortable on top of a winter coat. #Wheelchair #Disabled npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie It’s Southampton #Pride this weekend and I thought I was sorted - I had a dress being delivered tomorrow/wednesday. But they’ve just cancelled the order 😱 Please please PLEASE, does anyone know where I can get plus size rainbow clothing?? npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Don’t forget to actually drink. This message brought to you by the completely full water bottle I’ve been carrying round my house all morning but have yet to open. npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie The sign. https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/021/225/640/610/616/original/c16465a94bf14c3c.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Worse than god botherers: an estate agent leafleting lackey nearly deposited rubbish through my door just now. Then he saw my sign. https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/021/218/995/969/778/original/22c264e8f4d99b3f.mp4 npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie The local bbc news is running a story about missing ponies having been found and they are using the weirdest photo. They’re Shetland ponies but I have never seen a Shetland pony looking like this. I’d guess it’s the lense used that’s distorting it a bit? But… it’s unnerving. https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/964/897/651/347/148/original/be3e7107001cc2bd.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie This is an extreme long shot but I don't suppose anyone somewhere near Southampton has a stage piano or similar I could borrow for a couple of hours on Wednesday? Having been trying to get hold of them for a week, the crematorium have just finally told me they only have "an electric organ" available for the MIL's funeral I am supposed to be playing/singing at. npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie When your local water provider says you’re not allowed to keep your pretty garden flowers alive but billionaire companies can continue consuming whole reservoirs to cool their fucking AI habit, there’s something up with that… npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie @nprofile…f2hw I did read the notes and I don’t disagree with this sentiment but those bloody rental bikes and scooters left on pavements are a royal pain in the ass to wheelchair users. They’re not the most significant problem for anyone who can walk around them easily or pick them up out of the way. npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie The thing is, pre-cut veg *is* for lazy people. Laziness isn’t a crime. It’s also convenient for busy parents and folks working long hours. Accessibility is for everyone. It is extremely rare that something accessible to a disabled person makes things *less* accessible for the non-disabled. npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie I used to think packaged pre-cut veg at the supermarket was for lazy people. Then a disabled person pointed out it was a lifeline for them because they lived alone and couldn’t cut it up themselves most days. I had never even considered that. It changed my perspective and I think from then on when something seems “lazy” I always ask myself “is this just accessible?” And it’s nearly always the latter. It’s not hard to listen to someone when they say something is not accessible and it’s not difficult to shift your perspective. I don’t know why so many people won’t. npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Isn’t it weird that throughout this whole benefits cuts row they’ve bleated out the same rhetoric about “helping disabled people into work” ( even though… say it with me… PIP IS NOT AN OUT OF WORK BENEFIT” ). But at no point have I seen even a glimmer of exactly how they’re actually planning to do that bit. I would fucking love it if the government would actually help me into work. I have tried. MULTIPLE times. The last time I tried to join one of the dwp’s access to work programmes voluntarily. I wasn’t on jobseekers because D was working so I wasn’t entitled. I made an appointment. The job centre didn’t know what to do with me. Their system was not set up to help someone who wasn’t being forced to be there to collect their pittance. npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Day 2 of my Day Lily! She’s done so well this year - usually it’s 1-2 flowers a day. I’ve never seen so many at once. The colours remind me of sunset. #Bloomscrolling https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/740/500/047/096/325/original/51e128d59a628951.jpeg https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/740/500/357/282/240/original/f5054ba04b486cff.jpeg https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/740/500/641/704/185/original/77b91e44d9ce02db.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie Do you own something cheap, old but inexplicably still functional? I’m still using the wicker washing basket that I took to uni in 1998 and I’ve only ever owned one hairdryer. I’m pretty sure it’s at least 30 years old. npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie The face of a criminal who just stole a bit of chicken from next door’s barbecue. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/603/811/341/206/550/original/8087dc2eaf060857.jpeg npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie I’m still bemused by the fact that none of the French team seemed to notice how this shot would look. Or maybe they did and they didn’t care. Maybe we were just quite tipsy by this point and giggling like twats last night as it looked like she was having explosive diarrhoea. #Eurovision https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/528/719/211/253/885/original/9345d495ccae2a57.mp4 npub1j0gaves36qhle6uc5mvexzppyvmd493zcd2wnreq2dhejvq5f0vstq228f Troggie African daisies are looking particularly resplendent this morning. #BloomScrolling https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/425/955/995/874/732/original/869790948b1485bb.jpeg https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/425/956/295/112/148/original/5f015867e0255b3f.jpeg