corndalorian

Nostr’s 1st memer. Overthinker. Nostr.

Public Key

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NIP-05 Address

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

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Last Notes

2026-10-26 15:19:06 GMT

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🥲

2026-10-26 15:16:55 GMT

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2026-10-25 16:46:02 GMT

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This is where bitcoiners just sound like fucking morons. X Money is a regular checking account with a debit card. Can be spent anywhere. 😂🤡

2026-10-25 16:16:12 GMT

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“Bro what if bitcoin doubles in price right after I spend this $20 worth of sats? I’ll be rekt.”

2026-10-25 15:44:11 GMT

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The “Bitcoin is money” crowd is a bunch of larps that take out loans and use credit cards for everything

2026-10-25 15:05:09 GMT

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A single tip worth a dollar is far more meaningful and leaves a much better impression than multiple micro zaps.

2026-10-25 15:02:13 GMT

Get it? 🤣
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2026-10-25 13:06:16 GMT

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This guy gets it 👇😂
#nevent1q…vmf7

2026-10-25 11:56:08 GMT

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🤣🤝

2026-10-25 11:36:34 GMT

“Convenience? Not in my protocol.”
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2026-10-25 11:14:23 GMT

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If xmr zaps are “xaps”, are fiat zaps “faps”? 😂
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2026-10-25 11:12:49 GMT

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Faps? 😂

2026-10-25 11:00:32 GMT

X is adding zaps
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2026-10-25 10:52:39 GMT

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2026-10-24 23:23:38 GMT

Siri = Artificial Unintelligence

2026-10-24 11:09:35 GMT

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😂🫡

2026-10-24 10:41:54 GMT

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#yestr 🤝😂

2026-10-24 10:41:39 GMT

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🤣🤣

2026-10-24 10:41:32 GMT

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😂🤝

2026-10-24 04:10:58 GMT

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2026-10-23 22:00:27 GMT

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2026-10-23 21:48:19 GMT

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😂😂

2026-10-23 20:15:03 GMT

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Just tell them it’s for xapping memes on Nostr 😎
#nevent1q…56vc

2026-10-23 20:08:26 GMT

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And look who’s replying in whose thread in the first place? Lol I life rent free in your head. Admit it.

2026-10-23 19:31:36 GMT

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Easy. Just tell them it’s for tipping memes on Nostr 🤣

2026-10-23 19:30:11 GMT

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Same 😭🫂

2026-10-23 17:59:31 GMT

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I asked AI to show me what I’d look like clean shaven and decided against the idea after seeing the results 🤣

2026-10-23 17:58:34 GMT

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Foldable screens on a daily use device like a phone are the dumbest idea in consumer electronics since 3D TV

2026-10-23 17:57:21 GMT

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Who cares what a little bitch like you says anyway?

2026-10-23 16:27:52 GMT

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Back in my day “CPU” was how our school textbooks labeled the big metal box that you connected the monitor and keyboard to. 😂

2026-10-23 16:26:08 GMT

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💯 “You’re not Nostring the way I think you should Nostr!!!”
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2026-10-23 15:58:39 GMT

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Literally everything here is public 😂 If you don’t want it to be public you shouldn’t be posting it on Nostr… or on the internet at all for that matter. Lol

2026-10-23 15:20:53 GMT

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This 👇 People here need to get over themselves and let people build and try new things. Not like you can stop it anyway. It’s an open protocol and that’s the whole point, after all. If you don’t like it, don’t use it. 🤷‍♂️
#nevent1q…47yy

2026-10-23 14:40:05 GMT

Remember folks, the best way to protect against the cyberpandemic is to get your COVID-19 vaccine.

2026-10-23 13:50:09 GMT

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If I had to choose only one iOS nostr client to use, it would be Nostur. @nprofile…yaq6 is the 🐐
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2026-10-23 12:58:10 GMT

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💯
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2026-10-23 12:00:47 GMT

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Maybe dgafmaxxing?

2026-10-23 11:44:56 GMT

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2026-10-22 22:25:55 GMT

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2026-10-22 19:30:37 GMT

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😂

2026-10-22 18:51:26 GMT

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2026-10-22 18:42:35 GMT

Become ungiveafuckable.

2026-10-22 18:35:59 GMT

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They like my memes, obviously

2026-10-22 18:29:40 GMT

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lol “someone” 😂
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2026-10-22 16:31:12 GMT

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https://www.linkedin.com/posts/danlorenc_i-wanted-to-share-what-happened-with-the-activity-7518756994284077056-FeE_

2026-10-22 16:29:22 GMT

Make no mistakes
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2026-10-22 15:05:33 GMT

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2026-10-22 14:29:28 GMT

My decision a few years ago to not go into IT seems like a good one right now 😂
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2026-10-22 13:20:02 GMT

We’ve all already been victims of multiple data hacks. What’s a few more? 😂
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2026-10-22 12:55:54 GMT

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🤣

2026-10-22 12:55:41 GMT

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😂😂

2026-10-22 12:55:14 GMT

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2026-10-22 12:49:31 GMT

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💯 this is what I love about using a nym with other nyms 🤝

2026-10-22 12:09:15 GMT

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2026-10-22 01:25:00 GMT

PHP edition 😂 Ripped from X
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2026-10-22 01:02:57 GMT

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Lol 😂 something about a beautiful day for freedom. I think it only undeletes it locally if it’s already stored in the app cache. It can’t undelete it on relays. I’ll respect your delete request and not repost it here 😂🤝

2026-10-21 23:48:51 GMT

The “undelete” button in Nostur is the most Nostr thing ever 🤣
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2026-10-21 19:01:38 GMT

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2026-10-21 16:50:53 GMT

Instead of obsessing over the people who do the thing, just do the thing. Let others obsess over you.

2026-10-21 16:48:43 GMT

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No that’s the “some-ads” subscription level 😂

2026-10-21 16:29:13 GMT

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2026-10-21 13:11:03 GMT

When you make a joke but the internet takes it too seriously
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2026-10-21 12:51:41 GMT

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Imagine getting your phone confiscated right in the middle of a BTC Sessions tutorial 😂

2026-10-21 12:48:53 GMT

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Call it the 40HPW Pass

2026-10-21 12:47:23 GMT

Imagine being asked for your license before you can watch bitcoin podcasts? 🤣
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2026-10-20 23:50:05 GMT

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6-second videos aren’t long enough in 2026

2026-10-20 23:49:04 GMT

There’s that Nostr spirit we all grew to love when we joined 👀🚀
#nevent1q…ck27

2026-10-20 23:34:10 GMT

The replies have convinced me. This is such a difficult problem to solve that it isn’t even worth trying, like at all. Keep using YouTube everyone. Make sure to be on your best behavior and practice your apologies for when you get banned and need to beg for forgiveness 👍
#nevent1q…64k2

2026-10-20 22:39:18 GMT

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2026-10-20 22:20:46 GMT

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2026-10-20 21:33:38 GMT

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Perhaps I used the term dev a bit too loosely 😂

2026-10-20 20:46:53 GMT

Good thing Nostr devs have made it a priority to create a viable replacement for YouTube instead of just vibe coding yet more and more Twitter clones
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2026-10-20 19:21:07 GMT

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💯🫂

2026-10-20 19:20:40 GMT

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🫂

2026-10-20 13:19:07 GMT

🥺🫂
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2026-10-19 13:05:31 GMT

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2026-10-19 11:40:15 GMT

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2026-10-19 10:35:55 GMT

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2026-10-19 01:13:23 GMT

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2026-10-18 20:47:59 GMT

😂
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2026-10-18 19:54:43 GMT

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2026-10-18 19:54:11 GMT

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2026-10-18 15:19:30 GMT

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Something something, bitcoin fixes this 😂

2026-10-18 15:10:18 GMT

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2026-10-18 14:20:49 GMT

“There will be signs” 🤣
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2026-10-18 13:58:54 GMT

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2026-10-18 00:08:18 GMT

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2026-10-17 23:21:11 GMT

It is what it is. I don’t make the rules.
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2026-10-17 22:25:55 GMT

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💯🫡

2026-10-17 21:01:32 GMT

The best things in life are on the other side of a declined calendar event.

2026-10-17 01:47:15 GMT

Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.
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2026-10-17 00:46:27 GMT

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Real life. Not AI 🤯😂

2026-10-17 00:44:45 GMT

I hit my weekly limit on Grok before I could get this right 😂
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2026-10-16 19:56:43 GMT

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😂🫡

2026-10-16 19:09:01 GMT

This one is so dumb but since I made it I’ll post it 😂
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2026-10-16 14:27:06 GMT

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Yea this was meant to make fun of bitcoiners 😂

2026-10-16 13:53:03 GMT

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2026-10-16 13:23:21 GMT

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2026-10-16 12:25:23 GMT

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2026-10-16 12:15:40 GMT

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