Last Notes
This is all weirdly exciting.
Yes, I am a big nerd and I have this mirrored on my living room TV right now.
https://onlydans.blossom.band/7fb765a1bc765677181ee8cfd8d2e9cfe7b1c8342800988d3d7a8bce10e1e16f.png
1000 bitcoins. It's good enough for Square!
And by that I mean 1000 sats!
#nevent1q…5aal
Cha-ching!
1K BTC so far…https://onlydans.blossom.band/593efd3c9c4de78ab3a77a3cb0a249f8145458e2a5ed4056e9b35edfee9eb742.png
#nevent1q…6afk
In the middle of urban sprawl, an unlikely scene.
You don’t have to understand anything except the numbers in the top right. If it doesn’t say zero then funds have been sent. We’re waiting to see a transaction of close to 4000 BTC. When it comes through, you’ll hear a cash register sound.
Bitcoin is such a freaking drama queen.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled shit show, already in progress.
https://blossom.primal.net/6e0426eff6704d8274098a883a36f5d2d28596fa2564538ffa6cbbe3516574b8.gif
What a week today has been.
The hacked Liquid funds are already being returned?
https://mempool.space/tx/3a3eac4a26395b8c2563aaf1eb8b1b77798c81c7d6337f51321827a244a480aa?mode=details
A neighbor and close friend of our family passed away today after a very long battle with cancer, survived by his wife and young son. Bad things happen to good people. Hug everyone. You just never know. 🫂💔
I came here specifically to get away from them.
This could never happen on BlakeCoin!
”Please fix the bug first. The chain is under risk at latest commit right now. Make sure every node is patched. Then we will transfer the money back safely after confirming the fix.”
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Hello from the end of the world.
https://onlydans.blossom.band/2d91b5ecc3ca9ea24b8cec8848768cda03a0d8635eb53cc70590a6eb297197b6.jpg
Wow. She’s heroic for even trying. Sending hugs. 🫂
I’ve been out with the family all day. I don’t know anything that isn’t already public information.
https://onlydans.blossom.band/83b407981bdf9296a5d290bb6aee1866673d71ff75d5d07734f434c72b285e54.jpg
Extreme social engineering.
The network is paused, not sure if peg-outs are possible at the moment.
4K BTC is all of the liquidity.
Yikes.
via @nprofile…esw5 on the Bad Place
https://onlydans.blossom.band/08fa9883d2237f026aa5acc40f98f94feaedb01d320385b5cc365da27b7aabed.jpg
It means that if anyone has bitcoin locked in the Liquid network, they can’t withdraw it unless the funds are restored and the network is restarted. And we don’t know who the “white hat” hackers are yet.
4000 BTC is basically the entire Liquid network.
https://onlydans.blossom.band/3e8043f9bfd3b28ee8d75cdf7f28d733572a88337b35ad58b81b54abc319d4de.jpg
https://onlydans.blossom.band/ab3d6973974eb857aa69f2a815d46e5905eaf453214af9defd32f74166898f12.jpg
Yes. I’m trying to learn what I can on my phone with spotty internet, but this looks very bad.
I’m just out here trying to explore a different kind of liquid network today.
https://onlydans.blossom.band/6f0bcdab0f9e2fe1617210040256246bce444c2a850b6a666a8adc63d0fe8668.jpg
https://onlydans.blossom.band/9dd995b928e56fee5d375c3c7965b9224a106040d9ec4fc885f3b7b4b632338c.jpg
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https://onlydans.blossom.band/9bd574a6d5df28aa3acd1dcb1f12d44cf14992cb60335d88c1c0eabbe1e51b40.jpg
Yeah correct.
Seems like nothing users can do other than wait and hope the hackers return money.
In that case recovery should be trivial from an accounting standpoint
Blocks stopped moving 5 hours ago.
https://onlydans.blossom.band/8212ce618072b4dfc00b80426476c4d2ae61d92d32f50601326638e196287f3b.jpg
Sadly, I will soon likely have no choice except to end support for @npub1car…f0dd on Mozilla/Firefox browsers.
The last approved version is 1.8.0 from 25 days ago, and it is now 4 versions behind Chrome.
If it gets to a full month…it’s over, Johnny.
https://onlydans.blossom.band/c062d99fccbd16bdbbfcbf87dfc5e451b5d7df090c63d0c9df32aae325d54b3c.png
BTW, I just opened the wild blueberry preserves this morning. Soooo goood… 🫐
Are you on a Linux distro? I need people to tell me which OS isn’t displaying the Unicode anatomical heart from 6 years ago. FFS. 🤦♂
Lordy, the edge cases you find in web development… 🫀🙄
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#nevent1q…e9z9
I'll check this out…what browser/OS are you on?
https://blossom.primal.net/2f7a0ebc666ff90e7de991a113ef9d9f148dbedec63c511b81f94d885d966963.gif
Not if we build it right.
/goal doge rain, but with cashu
https://onlydans.blossom.band/8922fd1418a896f0ce43c23a370aeb78f4c5800edac7452318b7d6f86bb3947a.gif
I’m not a real doctor, but I play one on the Nostr.
GM ☀️ PV 🖖
Most of my friends who tried it left because the apps they onboarded with were dogshit, and you usually only get one chance with this sort of thing.
Even @nprofile…q3zr vanished and he was someone I thought would crush it here.
I wonder who’s running the company now, or is it just a couple of interns and a Clawbot while @nprofile…32sk and Switck fuck off to a country with no extradition policy?
When you refuse to admit you’re the Ford Pinto of bitcoin signing devices.
https://onlydans.blossom.band/27bd0ac7fb6ddae34450250a659493aee352f6a2555fdda6821089c27769b119.gif
As @npub1jgn…qcgk pointed out to me, if this had been written in Rust vs. TypeScript or JavaScript, it likely wouldn’t have happened.
https://i.nostr.build/xGyofE4k4JCjB2sYEUBZic.gif
Probably not, but dare to dream, fren!
