Last Notes
UTC is a shithole timezone
I'm sure Apple loves the free publicity
Oh FFS 🤦♂️ https://help.canaan.io/hc/en-us/articles/6058941153305-FAQ https://m.primal.net/Isve.png
@npub1qny…95gx around 39:45 you suggest taking a look at Canaan since it was a better value, but they appear to be asking for KYC. I didn't learn that until after I paid them for one in BTC. There was no disclosure about this before buying. Or at least it was in very fine print. I'm now debating on asking for a refund or just rolling the dice that they won't turn my data over to unsavory people. I could pay a premium for one on ebay, but no guarantee they don't dox me either
You are what you eat I guess.
The recent price action doesn’t seem to corroborate this but perhaps everyone is on pause until November
Those poor overworked cops. Heaven forbid we reevaluate the laws they must enforce, many of which are victimless and designed to preserve power. Let’s just create a dystopian police state instead because Orwell was a blowhard and North Korea has actually solved all of these problems.
I forgot to add my ZEUS email. So can I get one more zap, please lol #note1vak…gjlt
You must have an amazing chiropractor
fuk, I coulda been a billionaire if I just heard this guy back then
We might not be interested in politics but apparently it’s interested in us. I guess we’re over the target.
Tick tock, another 5k blocks.
845000
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Bad form, but nice patriotic garb.
Maybe he did right after he announced this. Or he had a call option (if that exists in bitcoin)
Thanks for looking into it. I do not see the tokens in boardwalk. Is there a place to look beside the balance?
I sent 162 sats ($0.10) to stablenut.umint.cash yesterday (mutiny -> boardwalk wallet) and then I tried sending those ten cents to my eNuts wallet and all I got was 10 sats. Boardwalk says $0.00. I'm missing 152 sats now.
What did I do wrong? @npub1mz3…mymx
Didn't know they were so integrated with Swan
Me. j/k but I made a joke on Citadel Dispatch that Dimon was buying it because @npub1jpv…qgsz said banks were lobbying to custody bitcoin
He'll sell at the next dump though and go into a shitcoin.
Who knows, he might learn the errors of his ways when the state comes after him and no one is rushing to his defense.
I dunno, that uncanny valley gives me the creeps.
No, it's a great reminder for the normies that their beloved stock "market" is rigged. I know it's dumb money but at least it's better than sticking it into solana or doge. Pretty good if you can get into one of the pump phases I'd imagine.
I’m glad you didn’t have pie for lunch. Not really all that healthy
Of course he is. Why else would @npub1sg6…f63m say Elon is "the source of all righteousness and good in the universe. I love him with all my being, now and until the end of time."?
I can just see these guys hovering over every boat in the lake. Or they could just make a new regulation: Self-hosted wallets and and all forms of PKE are prohibited on all aquatic vessels.
whatever capturing and managing slaves cost
1,652,138 days since 1/1/2500 bc. Multiply that with $500k and you get around $826B 👀
The US govt couldn't even build a mediocre pyramid for less than that amount. fuhgeddabout a Great Pyramid!
No, @npub15dq…lm5m doesn’t zap
That’s the Streisand Effect
🤣 gfy @npub1jn2…jw5k
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😂 classic... southpark ripping on the fucking segway
I wonder if that's her dad
jfc, how fucking hard is it to come up with a simple answer?
"The government definitely prints money [but printing is bad for inflation, so we prefer to borrow it, and tax people in the future to pay it back.]"
There! But it's getting harder to borrow because ppl don't like being taxed for bullshit wars and bullshit welfare programs started before they were born. That's why we're opting out.
These 12 words might be as sensitive (if not more) than the words that allow me to send #bitcoin. They're the seed phrase for my digital identity, which is tied to rw identity. The downstream interactions are far more complex than something used to write txs on a timechain.
If someone gets my bitcoin seed phrase, all that money in that wallet is gone; they can impoverish me. Someone gets my nsec, they can *be* me, which could be worse.
What can guard against this? Something like this: https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/issues/282
Funst it was. Time to plug in the 'ol deep freezer start stacking Big Macs.
That depends if you’re trying to hide a crime by doing so. But the term and the act of stopping/solving crime by blocking such actions is retarded af. Unless you enact a police state, criminals will always be able to trade for resources to aid in the crimes
Let's see, what happened over the last 1k blocks?
- fees went through the roof because of scammers pretending sats were atomic things
- then they calmed down sooner than expected
- @npub10pe…n34f got ONE MILLION DOLLARS from the Reynolds Foundation
- the DoJ shut down Samourai Wallet and arrested its founders
- the FBI warned Americans to not use non-KYC crypto services
- @npub148q…jra7 announced that it was taking its app off of US app stores
Was that it? TGIF ffs
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Well, that was an eventful 1k chunk of post halving blocks, wasn’t it?!
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"black" market. See, they're a bunch of racists!
Had that same thought. I want nothing to do with KYC anymore
fuk 😂 https://m.primal.net/Hzbq.jpg
😂 I had to give up using a VPN on certain sites because of this. I couldn't take identifying a what constituted a motorcycle (does the rider or that tiny sliver of tire count??) for one second longer.
How would you fix this? Some sort of refundable transfer of sats to guard against misuse?
TIL the government can (try to) kick you out of your home so that communists can benefit from green subsidies.
https://www.cato.org/blog/north-carolinas-12-billion-bet-ev-startup-vinfast-hits-roadblock
sheetstr sheetstorm incoming!
Aw, but I don’t want to be radicalized… I just want to… to sing
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https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F3o85xHi4t2UsuIY9QA%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=b865edccab59adf96d3b92b3634b4251480259985cac40c22293a28b42525e6a&ipo=images
That’s about $3 of bitcoin exchanged folks
Bullish for stupid runes? This is just money coming over from ethereum, right? I don’t get it
Would suck if I had to move some bitcoin rn
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Insane fees rn
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Did Spiderman see a goddamn doctor?!
Oh yeah? well I’ve been buying bitcoin every hour today buddy. What do ya have to say about that??
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@npub1qny…95gx @npub1guh…6hjy Support @npub10pe…n34f
#halvathon #zapathon #nostr #bitcoin #halving
oh pls oh pls oh pls God!
they're on now.... finally. i can go on about my day now
Profound, man. Can I get a hit of that shit?
i kid. feel the same way
That's a great idea! I think I'm gonna halve my day as well. Fuck this fiat shit!
It's okay. You're just doubling your chances of getting it right.
Again, I apologize for my countdown clock spam script going haywire.
When I'm finally able to retire from fiat mining this cycle, code quality and morale will drastically improve.
GM Jeff. What a great day to be alive!
Oops. Meant to zap you 21 sats
$10.21 of #bitcoin every hour until the halvering. 🚀 LFG.
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https://m.primal.net/HwyE.png I have no memory of setting this default. Merry fucking christmas recent zapees. wtf, @npub12vk…pugg?
Your wife is your customer??? Don't you already know her?
#bitcoin #hodl #nostr https://i.nostr.build/2Rrgd.png
Looks like ∞. Dude, tattoo "/ 21M" next to it!
That's why we put our beds up on frames, @npub16vr…p2va
Am I the only one who has trouble converting this to my timezone? Stupid DST and Euro-centric UTC.
Aren't we all more in tune with block height these days?
Eyes are circles too. I don't think it's a coincidence.
Get this hypnotic filth out of my feed!
j/k mo pls
So, paying taxes to fund the welfare state might even be less moral than fighting wars?? At least with a war your theoretically defending yourself and your country might gain some resources 😂
FUCK THE STATE
Not really, since (presumably) there's a fixed quantity. But unlike #bitcoin, we just have no clue when it will all be issued (mined/discovered).
🤦♂️ Supply isn't cut in half. Issuance is. Unlike gold, price changes don't influence *new* supply coming into the market.
🙄 It kills maybe 10% of what people need phones for.
There's just no way to prevent people from using a tool non-optimally. These tools will continue to get more idiot proof though.
https://pics.nostril.cam/i/e1465761-b5cf-4a29-ac38-a50a88bb4241.gif
QR codes maybe? https://m.primal.net/HuIy.jpg
👀 👀 👀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRPhom-LGsw
Stupid question (especially to miners) but will/should the block size ever increase?
Seems like it should be on a set schedule like the halving, considering Moore’s Law but way less frequent.
Choose Life
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No, I’m completely confident that all of the companies forced to collect my PI are totally secure, fully competent, and every single employee has my best interest at heart. 🤣
Whoa, you mean a bunch of dudes in wigs didn't solve the role of government in society for us 240+ years ago? We actually have to do some work ourselves??
Nice. But now you have to rely on @marty to find out what Elon is up to
#GM #nostr #goodvibes #bitcoin https://i.nostr.build/dwy2Y.jpg
Oops, never mind. Guess it was just reposted
We're actually just under 21 days away to the #halving if you use a faster block estimate: https://bitbo.io/halving
🤯
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Sucks man. My dad is getting up there too. Wen exoskeleton?
Oh great. A 4 hour @npub15dq…lm5m <-> Lex pod just dropped. There goes my afternoon.
#GM #coffeechain #nostr #bitcoin https://i.nostr.build/zdwmY.png
Dammit, just when I thought I had my LN setup dialed in via Voltage. Can you try again with my updated address? 🙏 lnurl1dp68gurn8ghj7urjd9kkzmpwdejhgtewwajkcmpdddhx7amw9akxuatjd3cz7ctdvfjhyum9v95x7unnv5csc5r0jy
Freedom (to non-english speakers when used by statist fucks)
what other hidden gems can we find in there?
@npub1cj8…rz4u @npub10qr…xqj8 mmm... Titcoin #nevent1q…9s3z🥰
https://m.primal.net/HpMT.jpg #zapathon #gotnuttin
That last zap was from my primal wallet though. Didn’t realize you meant inbound 😅
Heard something like he tried to have someone murdered, but I'm sure it was in self-defense. It definitely doesn't warrant his sentence.
Fucking awesome. Sounds a bit like Joaquin Johnny Cash Phoenix
WSB tards gotta chase that yield!
BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD @npub1qny…95gx
#note1c2q…7cpn
You just got to tell everyone there that they're "highly regarded"
Re: Password Reset https://i.nostr.build/KGBJv.jpg
#GM #coffeechain #bitcoin #nostr #Saturday #SATday😉 https://i.nostr.build/Z5wEy.jpg
Definitely want someone to demo the social recovery before spending any money on this. Also, I thought not having a screen was a bit red flag.
Some guy was hyping nexo on twitter spaces the other day. He was very slick and made it sound riskless.
If you can prove that the all or some of American electorate directly funded those wars or gave any material support to those politicians on the condition they would start wars, then they should be held accountable.
The truth is there's no such thing as "consent of the governed". There's only manufactured consensus and looting of the public treasury.
Those fucking savages with their materialistic malls! Quick, let's go burn down Apple and Sephora just to show them we mean business! Any pipelines we can still blow up?
These aren't deep thinkers; interviewer included. Putin is a bad man, and so are the people who think we can and should fix it. Saddam was a bad man, and so were the people who said we needed to start an endless war in the Middle East.
This is neocon propaganda struggling to remain relevant as fiat-financed wars are holding on for dear life.
Neocon globalist demagogues thieves of the world
FTFY... a lot of them just happen to be American
Let's see how many sats we can zap on this landmark 1 cent airdrop
You're doing it wrong. Mix it with vodka and ice first.
I don't always buy #bitcoin ETFs, but when I do, I prefer BITB.
(10% of profits go OpenSats) https://m.primal.net/HmVQ.jpg
#nostr #bitcoin #freedom #hodl https://i.nostr.build/mDQR.jpg
big Dickhead rejection energy
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#bitcoin #nostr #freedom #zaps https://i.nostr.build/RlqM.jpg
Fees are still on the cheap side. ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ #note1v6h…axtw
#bitcoin #nostr #zaps https://i.nostr.build/xPrk.png
#nodestrich #node #lightningnode #bitcoinnode #bitcion #lightning #zaps
6 million Satoshi’s. One spot is left and fees are on the cheap side.
https://lightningnetwork.plus/swaps/18938
#bitcoin #nostr #freedom #zaps #hodl https://i.nostr.build/yWW5.jpg
#memes
#fitness
#don’tgiveashit
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#bitcoin
#stacksats
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#bitcoin
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#GM
#coffee
#bitcoin https://i.nostr.build/8QO4.jpg
#Happy New Year
#Bitcoin
#Nostr https://i.nostr.build/jOWE.png
Happy New Year 🥳
#Nostr
#bitcoin
#Freedom https://i.nostr.build/8Q2B.jpg
#GM
#bitcoin
#coffee
#nostr https://i.nostr.build/WORV.jpg
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#nostr https://i.nostr.build/vBn9.jpg
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#memes https://i.nostr.build/QOdP.jpg
#meme https://i.nostr.build/yAOG.jpg
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#coffee
#bitcoin
#hodl
#stacksats https://i.nostr.build/XJ9R.png
#GM
#coffee
#bitcoin https://i.nostr.build/o8g7.jpg
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#GM
#coffee
#bitcoin https://i.nostr.build/R6P5.jpg
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#GM
#coffee
#bitcoin
#Nostr https://i.nostr.build/LWOW.jpg
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⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ https://i.nostr.build/Po45.jpg
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GM
#coffee
#GM https://i.nostr.build/0kz6.jpg
To the 🌚 https://i.nostr.build/5Jgz.jpg
Future Looks so beautiful 😍. https://i.nostr.build/KJ6O.jpg
GM https://i.nostr.build/7Jr3.jpg
Bruce Fenton: It’s time to scrap AML / KYC entirely. https://twitter.com/brucefenton/status/1683835825988177923?s=20
Shameless plug: nostril.cam
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/213/555/654.jpg
Yeah but at least they’re not spreading covid 🤡🤡🤡
🤫 we’re stacking #note1e8v…3xa7
Gm. Great pod with @npub14mc…frlx 🫂
Found Elon’s secret nostr account
How do these commies from Vermont make such good ice cream?
Oh yeah, they’re in America!
Simplex is an open protocol and doesn’t require a phone number to sign up.
I had all these plans to get a transaction in the 800,000th block, but just stacked some more through my brokers instead. Oh well.
…everything looks like a nail
🌞👋 gm #nostr. I’m not sure what’s more beautiful…
Satoshi’s original discovery or the last 799933 blocks of truth produced on top of it. https://cdn.nostr.build/i/912c35f886b82a61b57c872665dad6dd82537d80e1d48ac8cf9691267689bcb0.jpg
Since 4500 B.C. #note15fv…lgzv
Whoa…. #nostr will be the WeChat for global communication and commerce.
No $8. No KYC.
#freedomtech
The Incredible Hulk. Kinda cool. Nothing like patching up holes on the past 15 years of MCU with my son.
Just got the chills imagining FBI AI agents infiltrating your servers to capture that leak. But why would that be necessary when they could just infiltrate the most of the internet and collect metadata a la NSA?
Threads? that's still a thing??
holdup.. I just saw some cellulite on my #zapathon feed, so perhaps we need to come up with some opt-in AI tools to weed that crap out. You know, to keep our screens family friendly and all.
fwiw? You must know my friend, Jack Shit.
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It was the best of times; it was…
A Freaking #zapathon!!!
Never heard of Theya. YC startup… interesting . Is it any good?
Missed that one originally. Where does it go?
I think it’s because W would be dumb enough to acknowledge that he knew what 9/11 was referring to. He’s basically admitting to be involved in the plot. The picture is kinda strange though.
I loosely followed a guide on https://github.com/lnbits/lnbits/wiki/LNbits-Documentation#additional-guides under clearnet -> nginx but I don’t see it anymore. It was for nginx but I was using caddy
I just went through this process. I had to set up a reverse proxy on a VPS to a vpn tunnel, and make sure to set the correct proxy headers. Hit me up if you need help with something like that.
The last one has kinda been fixed if you trust the certificates that come stock with your OS, at least the spying aspect.
Trust went a long way before power mongers decided to abuse it.
Is this the real @nym? #note1qtj…pqtq
Oh, Bart went to a private school??
friggin amazing! Every statist cuck's days are numbered!
https://m.primal.net/HGMP.png Nice spike! #zapathon??
https://m.primal.net/HGMD.png boooo!
So what's this #zapathon thing all about?
Did Apple & Twitter authorize this?!
Really appreciate the Rumble attempt. Hopefully they get their act together
RFK Jr. 4 prez cuz everyone you know holds a batshit crazy belief, but none of them have the cojones to challenge all the other batshit crazy beliefs out there. We all just smile and nod, don't we?
I was told RFK was a crazy old anti-vaxxer, but listening to the first few minutes of the Lex Fridman podcast, he’s challenging the most insane belief of them all which is: we can "do regime change" in Russia.
But his one belief that a jab should be a choice between *you and *your doctor is just way too crazy for the people who have forgotten there were NO WMDs in Iraq. They forgot the lockdowns were actually more detrimental to society than any positive effect they could have. They want you to forget all that shit too.
Actually I’m not totally sold he’d make a great president, but what choice do we really have (when it comes to voting)?
Stay humble and stack sats. Vote accordingly (if you vote).
It’s definitely more than payments. It’s honest money. A replacement for all other unpredictable supplies of money. It’s the *internet* of money, not a Facebook of money.
Repeat after me, Vitalik: the internet of hard fucking money.
Traefik or caddy reverse proxy, no?
What exactly do you mean by “fake a zap to my own post”?
Just trying to understand that aspect of the protocol better
*sound money. I forget what podcast it was but they were talking about the sound gold coins would make so you knew they weren’t counterfeit. Bitcoin needs its own tone or chime so we could get that aspect of “sound money”
KISS… unless you can do it simply and reliably, I’d say use existing tools such as Keet and Simplex
I concur for the most part. Windows has always sucked but macOS is headed in that direction. I think it’s the need to add bells and whistles every year even though no one is saying I’ll pay $x for that. Just open up APIs for that shit. The market works if you let it.
“by its proponents” wtf? I guess it’s taking issue with the “money” label
WAR http://nostr.build/i/70b4310891a55fcc32340c6105bc673baa3f435e33f3bfd36dafc23ad679506b.jpg
Why does the scotch sting my eye? That’s not supposed to happen.
What’s MAU? Monthly active users? Why was there a drop?
“You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.”
― Buckminster Fuller
Well I heard Vitalik has been getting after it in the gym lately and looking to fight a bitcoiner of similar net worth. http://nostr.build/i/25fedd1c92d7cb00e54e41ed8a760db12f302b17bf25bfd2275e79bf5eb6ac57.jpg
Stripe’s $0.50 minimum payment amount is looking more and more like a micropayment these days. Good work, team.
FTX part deux #note1hvl…5ck3
If only we could buy shares in that block…