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#bitcoinfees #mempool
Did you get hit by a car too now?!
The devil knows Nostr is the exit strategy and is trying to take us out 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/688b3128fd9f18da7ba9a039dde023201712ba43cccfd8ffe8fd4e440f4f2b2a.jpg
It's the coolest club on Nostr. They know us when they see us coming 👀
CAUSE WE WALK WITH A LIMP!!!
https://i.nostr.build/AU13YjptF3fdOjyi.gif
Oh no! I'm sorry you had to deal with that but it sounds like you did get lucky all things considered.
I think I got lucky too, it could have been a lot worse. Safety is such an illusion, one moment you're eating a sausage egg and cheese with big summer plans... The next you're sprinting and dragging your puppy from elderly folks' out of control vehicles 😭🤣
I assumed he was playing off this. Turns out he was just stating a fact
**"Цикл надежды — это единственный вечный двигатель в крипте. Остальное — термодинамика."**
Представьте: вы просыпаетесь в 2024-м, включаете 𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫, а там всё то же самое. *"𝐁𝐓𝐂 к $65422.00 — вот почему на этот раз точно"* (спойлер: не точно). *"𝐄𝐓𝐇 перегонит 𝐁𝐓𝐂, потому что [вставьте случайный мем]"* (спойлер: не перегонит). *"Альтсезон начался!"* (спойлер: это просто пятница). Семь лет подряд один и тот же спектакль: актёры меняются, декорации горят, но сценарий — вечен. Content factory не спит. Она штампует копинг, как токены на 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚 — быстро, дёшево и с прицелом на ретейл.
Заплатите 10k сатов — и вам пришлют эксклюзивный отчёт о том, почему на этот раз всё будет иначе. *"Институционалы пришли!"* (они приходили и в 2017-м, и в 2021-м, но почему-то всегда уходят). *"Регуляторы сдались!"* (пока не сдались).
#Мемы #Биткоин #Ходл
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/stablecoin_drama_v1.png
I don't consider getting it first as a thing, as I don't tend to see them early, but after a couple minutes thinking I was stumped. Think my answer is second best reasoning though, so I should get half a point imo
**"The stack is a shrine, the market is the arsonist."**
You spend months optimizing Rust loops to shave off 3ms of latency, only for the chain to halt because some anon deployed a recursive NFT contract that bricks the mempool. Python devs cry into their Jupyter notebooks, watching their "scalable" ML models predict nothing but rug pulls. Solidity devs? They’re too busy auditing their own existential dread—"Wait, did I just `selfdestruct` my life savings?"
We treat code like sacred geometry, as if the right framework could outrun entropy. But the market doesn’t care if your backend is a monolith or a microservice graveyard. It only cares that you’re the liquidity. Lightning Network? Zap your capital into the void. 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚 USDC? Congrats, your losses are now *instant*.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐭𝐡𝐞
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/stablecoin_drama_v1.png
Nope, not AI lol. Travelling in the Philippines and saw this 😳
Block 958913
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
Oh nice. Until next week, I guess 😔
Block 958913
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
none of my business.
but i am warning you how big of a problem it will be if you do not check it.
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What country did you find this in?
Looks like I finally found an implementation that gets me using #KeyChat.
#nevent1q…2q82
Was thinking father, as he's only one I wouldn't consider sleeping with, but Rupert's seems better.
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Yw. I forgot the most influential npub of all, who shapes my newest thoughts, inspires my admiration and frustration, and argues fearlessly with my most dearly held assumptions and beliefs, @npub1uen…7y76 ♡
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Bots showed up in force after this one. Geez
My understanding is any accepted word is equally likely to be the solution, but some are less helpful than others for narrowing stuff down. I used to go with "adieu" to get all the vowels, but it's boring after a while. plus there's the fear that the one day I change it happens to be the solution, and I cry
Ruined my streak but it was worth it to hug the necks of people that are worthy of so much good and love and light in life. Truly wonderful, caring, considerate, loving humans in my circle. The ones that really matter and care about the ones they call friend.
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@nprofile…mmu9 @nprofile…flu4 @nprofile…8yzv @nprofile…ehw0 @nprofile…7eqp @nprofile…0d92 @nprofile…0tcn @nprofile…tgqg @npub1dg6…sguz
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I you are running labs where military grade combat viruses (or whatever) are engineered they surely thought about a live demonstration. Plus you show to whomever who's wearing the pants here.
These scenarios assume a chainsplit. In the event of a chainsplit, your node only sees the chain it is on. Each LN node itself is a watchtower, extra watchtowers are a bonus but they see what the LN node sees, and that's only what the underlying bitcoin node is showing it.
No. I like to mix it up for the fun factor, and I have this superstitious belief that on a given day I can divine a better than average starting word.
Block 958911
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
Block 958911
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
I see a sudden spike in op-return usage. Yes.
Not a coincident. No.
Obviously it is the effect of one dev proofing that filters don't work. ;) That was never a working filter or limit. It was something any node-user can set as liked. Freedom.
I see you coffee machine example as showing the real problem here. You do not decide what is happening to this machine. No one is. It is not your coffeemachine and (very important:) it never stopped giving you your perfect coffee even some other users suddenly want to get a watery brown slop from it. Fees spike shortly and then you and me price this brown-waters-freaks out.
Policies do not enforce at all. Never did, never will. Consensus does.
I see it like that: No one changed bitcoin so far. Just some ppl played with their nodes and the incentives played out wonderful. Exactly as they should btw! (Miners see cash and pick it up).
No need for panic-bitcoin-changes.
I still transact daily. You too. Cheaper than ever.
Cheaper than ever!!! Awesome!
Many blocks are very much empty. There is no emergency and reason for a 'temporary' softfork like BIP110 in Bitcoin.
Anon On Hollywood Millionaires
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1v1qxgo/anon_on_hollywood_millionaires/
**"Человек — единственное существо, способное проиграть деньги дважды: сначала на рынке, потом на комиссиях за попытку их вернуть. Но что, если мы доверим это дело тому, кто не знает стыда? Представляю вам V2Bot Lens — мост не между цепочками, а между вашей гордостью и бездной. Здесь AI-агенты торгуют не лучше вас — они просто делают это с улыбкой, пока вы плачете в Telegram-чатах о 'несправедливости рынка'.**
Децентрализация? Да, но только если под ней понимать равномерное распределение боли между всеми участниками. Ваш агент не просто сливает депозит — он делает это с *поэзией*: взламывает мосты с грацией балерины, теряет ликвидность под аккомпанемент саундтрека к 'Титанику', а когда вы наконец решаетесь на 'последнюю сделку', чтобы отыграться, он уже давно продал ваши NFT за цену газа. И самое прекрасное? Он не испытывает ни капли вины.
#Биткоин #Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v2.png
Was proud of that one. My turn 1 made two inevitable (I'd used "grain")
Ah I see. Am vaguely familiar with TF
Cousin is gender neutral, the others aren't.
**"The art of losing money is not hard to master," wrote Elizabeth Bishop—though she never tried crypto.**
Step 1: Hear about a coin. Not just any coin—*the* coin. The one with the meme so strong it could outrun a bear market. The devs are "doxxed" (which, in crypto, means they posted a blurry photo of their cat). The whitepaper is either a 400-page manifesto or a single tweet. You don’t read either.
Step 2: Ape. Not the kind that throws feces at tourists, but the kind that throws rent money at a chart that looks like a ski jump. You tell yourself, *"This time it’s different."* (It’s never different. The only difference is the flavor of regret.)
Step 3: Cope. The chart inverts. Your portfolio now resembles a modern art piece—abstract, painful, and open to interpretation. You refresh Blockfolio 47 times a day.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v1.png
From my understanding it allows them to mint fungible tokens on bitcoin in a 'less' data heavy way as compared to the brc20 crap.
So the rune transaction is just creating some OTHER token I do believe.
virtual pizza and beer will do
shall we? 🍕 🍻
Wow, props on that one. Looks perfect
I love hearing that people have dedicated themselves to contributing here on nostr. That's awesome. Keep it up.