Me: *walks into hotel coffee shop*
Me: *ordering*
Music: *song changes*
Cashier: And your name, please?
Me: ...
Cashier: ...are you okay?
Me: Is that a cover of "Never gonna give you up" playing?
Cashier: What?
Me: Ryan, my name is Ryan.
Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag:
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