Alright….I need some help. I haven’t had enough Scotch for this and I am losing it!
I am trying for the dear love of Satoshi to open some Lightning channels, but you can’t open one without funding it, you can’t fund it without open a channel, you cant open a channel without having at least one channel open, see step 2, then see step 3 again, then fall down the stairs and break your neck and just go spend fiat the rest of your life…..HELP!!!!
The: Daniel⚡️ (npub1aeh…4nwx) was trying to open a #nodestrich channel, but it says I need one channel first. Any thoughts?
Doug / Doug Brown
npub1ps…v7haf
2023-07-16 05:48:36
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2023-07-16 05:48:36Event JSON
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