Matt Hamilton on Nostr: I had a nightmare that someone invaded my home and robbed me, and none of my rifles ...
I had a nightmare that someone invaded my home and robbed me, and none of my rifles had ammunition. And for some reason, I guess I wasn’t wearing my pistol.
I awoke thinking “OH MY GOD I’M BRITISH”
To pinch myself, I promptly went outside and yelled “fuck the king!”, “fuck the courts of injustice”, “nigger!”, press-checked my pistol, and now I’m about to enjoy bacon and eggs for breakfast.
Close call, but I’m still American.
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2024-08-09 15:32:17Event JSON
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