Alignment: Chaotic Good Mail to: Matt Hamilton Box 129 Funkstown, MD 21734 -- "Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can forsee the future, too" -Marcus Aurelius "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" -Voltaire "The measure of a man is what he does with power" -Plato "Crime, once exposed, has no refuge but in audacity" -Tactius
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Last Notes npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/188/032/415/200/899/original/12a11d9fb8b56121.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I'm still waiting for evidence that EMF can be used to condition/soften water. I want it to be true, but I can't get over the hand-waving *magnets* hocus-pocus. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton A few years back you had to buy them at auction, really know what you were looking for, and you got what you got. Or you go through the pain of self-importing it. Now you can buy them from Walmart. There's no after-market service, warranty, etc, so the other half of the bargain is that you're committing to doing all of the work yourself. Not a big deal for me, especially on a machine this size. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/135/183/017/829/221/original/bbba63272b8d13d6.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I'd been planning for more than a year to get a front hydraulic post hole digger for my tractor for the purposes of installing fence and digging holes for trees. I originally wanted a backhoe on my tractor, but after considering of the # of 3pt/PTO implements I use, I didn't want to take it on and off. Because they're now within the same price ballpark, I'm instead considering getting a (chynese assembled) 1.2ton mini excavator with a Kubota engine instead. More versatile + I can loan it out. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Smells like chicken https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/101/657/084/680/999/original/be7af89e60b24bfa.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton #Reddit https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/056/845/456/443/969/original/401e9680c501e444.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton A driveway gate has been on my list of todos for more than five years, but driveway gates are a pain. Last night I had an idea. Soon I will begin work on my driveway portcullis gate. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Absolutely 100% normal international relations of a rational and self-interested sovereign country. I love it when a foreign country is integrated into my counter-unmanned defense systems, machine learning, autonomous systems, directed energy weapons, cyber defense, EWAR, biotechnology, bio-manufacturing, medical defense, and missile and air defense technologies. I love it when they fusion my data. Your vote matters. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/958/994/188/676/856/original/73a5244f43262215.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Oh, you have a smartphone and want to learn a new word each day? Yeah, we’re going to need your location, a semen sample, and an eternal contract on the soul of your firstborn. Unreal that Apple doesn’t let you filter all this dogshit out. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/842/599/958/172/831/original/990d17d647a27a9f.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…al6u @nprofile…lsen substantiate this claim (I’m ignorant) npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Even in the face of Israel queering the deal of our God-Emperor Trump, boomers will defend our “greatest ally” until their dying breath. We can either take away their ability to vote along with their driver’s licenses, or we can wait for them to die and kill a mini-van with a woman and three kids. Boomers are too brainwashed; they’re fucking cattle. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/777/246/131/901/106/original/e78c186e54370d5c.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…70cu I don’t know if you’re able to search posts by other accounts you haven’t bookmarked/favorited, but for your reference I was able to find this by searching “user: eriner headlight” RT: https://noauthority.social/@eriner/116286920537244554 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I had the opportunity to ride the emoto a bit over the last few days, on-road and off. Lots of fun. Solar charged so all “fuel” is “free”. The best part of emotos is there isn’t a constant RER RER RUH RUH RUH RUH RUH RUH at 125dB. Been too busy with projects to spend enough time gaining experience with the electric unicycle, but I’d like to pick that back up come Fall so that I’m competent by next Spring. Personal electric vehicles are awesome. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/739/573/810/750/556/original/0a8fb8b4062741f6.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…6449 rioters are idiots, no exceptions. Police response is always extremely predictable. They could just pour alcohol down the road and bait the cops into pushing people back until they’re standing in it, then light it. Riots are disorganized nigger behavior. It’s never coordinated. There is no plan. Ambushes are impossible. The only trap is getting retards to go with their phones so they can be put in a box forever out of the way of the immigrants who will rape their daughters npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…z99d I had to edit the list way down to fit in 500 characters and remain punchy. It would take an encyclopedic-sized book to articulate the complete list of grievances. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Funko pops, lego sets, or anime figurines. Every SSRI'd up troon school shooter has at least one these things in their room when the photos are published. They're not "investments". You're not collecting them "ironically". Stop. Pick your hero. (yes, we both know it's Harry Potter, that's fine). Would your hero think "wow, those funko pops, legos, and anime figurines are based!" No. Stop. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Storm last night took the UPS that runs the DB and it never turned back on, so I switched things around before I booted it back up. If it happens again, I’ll presume the batteries are toast and I’ll switch everything off that one and order a new set of batteries. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Given it a bit more thought, and the other problem with the bends vs 90 deg. fittings is breaking strength under load. The back (the part not pictured) will have one, maybe two vertical supports which should help, but having those bends means it would take a lot less load (snow) to push them to the critical point where the metal creases and then snaps. If I lived somewhere down South, using bends like this would probably be fine. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton In Winter our hens slow down to almost no eggs around the solstice. I know people put up string lights to trick the hens, but I don't want to do that because it seems like the hens slow down when it's dark and cold for a reason. 🤷♂️ Someone linked a Townsends video the other day, I don't remember who, but thanks: https://youtu.be/yUYgguMz1qI?t=449 We'll store a bunch of eggs in lime water come Fall and hopefully have plenty of eggs during the Winter. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Is anyone here a hammock camper? I want to get a camping hammock but I don't really know what I'm looking for; I've never done it. I'm guessing I want one with a ridgeline for a bug net and (separate) tarp over top for rain. Is there anything else important that I'm not considering? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…z99d @nprofile…e7kf @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…hngw @nprofile…y4j2 > Quake Boomer Halo npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…z99d @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…e7kf @nprofile…hngw @nprofile…y4j2 As the gen Z on the thread (who is unable to determine age visually), I mark "boomer" as anyone with fully grayed hair. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I’m pretty sure the sunglasses truck serial Twitter MAGAt coaler is more first-wave Gen X, but maybe I just suck at estimating age. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/646/509/402/470/007/original/3917c3407f4b05d4.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…a6vy something something rolling over campaign contributions, probably? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…cjlg @nprofile…z99d I'm a fan of the spy museum npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton This is a humiliation ritual. They hate you and think it's funny. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…rmu3 @nprofile…ryzy @nprofile…twh5 @nprofile…zchx @nprofile…9qjf the electric Jew has all the olds on strings. This was very obviously sending a message about what happens when you go against them. Did people really believe he was going to be allowed to continue after what he did? They control every channel on every TV in every room of the nursing homes full of retarded drugged-up white women. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I bet I'm (one of?) the youngest fedi admins out there. I've said consistently that my generation (Millennial/Gen Z cuspers) was the last generation that would understand technology. Every generation post-iPhone is unable to understand technology because they've never had to. I still remember having to futz with the Windows drivers to get a CD ROM burner driver to work properly. Gen Z has never had that experience. They've never taken a computer apart, let alone assembled one. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton My followers are insane. Imagine being a newfag skimming at my feed. > racist rant, 4 likes > religious criticism, 0 likes > political tirade, 8 likes > mayonnaise recipe, 13 likes WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? Imagine if I was an Adfluencer. "Yes, my intended audience is probably milennials and Gen Zers who I have the most in common with, but my actual audience is primarily politically-active Gen Xers and late-cycle boomers who hate my politics but tolerate me for some reason" npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…uu94 @nprofile…w4wg "Yeah, my podcast is I talk to women" Like... on purpose? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…p4t6 yes but responding costs them $0.007. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…lsen based npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I hope everyone is having a good weekend. I've received two political texts today so far. I promptly responded to both with "you're a nigger" and a few minutes later got "you've been successfully unsubscribed" messages. DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS. INVOKE THE WORD OF POWER AND WARD OFF THE DEMONS. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Everything in a jar, oil in last and let it sit a min to separate to the top. (Immersion) blend. Mayo. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/582/495/882/176/677/original/5c2b54bd7f27a66a.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Jordan Peterson is a retarded drug-addled snow-mexican hypocrite asshat. “Clean up your room” Watch, when he strokes out and dies from pharmaceutically-induced neurological damage people will post that he was such an inspiration and a good role model for male youths. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/577/070/775/211/206/original/a2a4ee3f29260d15.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The Too Many Eggs book makes no mention of an immersion blender when discussing mayonnaise. Mimi wants you to spend 50 minutes making a pint of mayo that goes bad in a week. “The key is patience” Nah bitch, the key is an immersion blender. I want mayo for my sandwich not a new Sunday chore. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…al6u why ur a gay? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…al6u not only does it need to support DOCSIS 3.1, it needs 64GB of memory to do it? Go back to asking Grok if this is true. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Every “rich person house” also has REAL miniature trash bags instead of grocery bags in small bathroom trash cans. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > drilling Cinderblock > learned my lesson, wearing an N95 > finish drilling, pull mask off my face and up onto the crown of my head > sudden intense urge to poison wells and clip coins > realize I’m holding a drill > manual labor? That’s below my station > start climbing down ladder > overhead central air duct knocks the respirator off my head I think I just had an out-of-goyim experience. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The people who say "never punch down!", "don't attack/criticize your users!" are scum. They think that because they see people as "users", as tools to some end. If any of you act like a retard, I'll call you a retard. That's just how it works. I don't want anything from you. I don't have to suck up to you. I don't have to lie. Fuck you. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton ...and how about the jews? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/556/753/690/825/327/original/9445021ca6e64e01.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Let's check how the boomerslop twitter screenshot reposters are doing https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/556/736/302/710/342/original/5f73f6da7f65fed4.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Ah yes, I was wondering where my browser window went https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/542/017/220/725/772/original/9f67b3fbccca6f69.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton This mayo is okay. Not terrible, not great. Like some commenters here, my wife said the immersion blender + jar method is what she's seen, so I got her one and she made some. We need to work on ingredients/taste, but the method is sound. The method I'd tried before was the old fashioned way: using a mixer and adding ingredients very slowly trying not to let it separate. That way sucks. Immersion blender is the way to go. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…za8l @nprofile…z99d Yes, but this is complicated by the fact that the screen attached to the spring will roll up with the spring. This would create a serious amount of friction and stop the spring from coiling up (to generate pull force). I don't really need anything more than a half pound of pull. I don't need the door to "spring" back into a coil, I just need to be able to push it to retract/roll up and not bend or become a mess. I think a rod with bearings is the way. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…z99d Yeah. I'm working on trying to create a retractable screen door for my front porch that spans an 8' width. My idea was round metal tube in pillow blocks held vertically on either side of the open area. Affix the springs (top, bottom, maybe middle) to the metal tube and to the screen. I'll route a channel into the ceiling and floor and drop some aluminum channel lined with brushes (to apply friction to hold the screen "shut"). npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…z99d sideways, but yeah, like pulling the pictured "straight" metal part down. My use-case is very weird so I think I'm going to have to hold one in my hand and mess with it before I really understand its limitations in this application. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton https://www.mcmaster.com/9293K905/ (I've been thinking about this for the last 12 hours but I'm getting over a viral illness and my brain don't work right yet) npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Someone help my retard ass out. These springs require that the inside diameter of the spring be free of obstructions so that it can compress the inner wraps of coil, right? In other words, a dowel attached to the inside of the spring must have a smaller outer diameter than the inner diameter of the spring, right? Or does the middle not compress? What would happen if the center dowel was on bearings (it spun)? Would low-friction material attached to the entire length of the spring still work? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/522/354/288/897/503/original/93cdfdb3f343f03f.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…hz79 > for what they do Like how Matt Walsh takes money in exchange for lending his credibility to what would otherwise be an obviously Jewish propaganda operation known as the Daily Wire? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Saying “oh my God” in exasperation isn’t taking the Lord’s name in vain. It’s the actions of Pete Hegseth, Dan Bongino, Mike Huckabee, Bill Kristol, Lindsey Graham, the Bushes, Adam Curry, Matt Walsh, et. al. These people LARP as Christians while in service of Evil. Pretending to be a Christian in order to corral low-IQ cattle into cheering for their occupier’s warmongering and wanton murder… THAT is taking the Lord’s name in vain. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > want mayonnaise > making mayonnaise is a pain (tried it twice, gave up) > go to store > entire shelf rack floor to top full of different jars of mayonnaise > one, and only one, didn’t have soy If this tastes bad I’m going to be VERY upset. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/491/793/123/440/138/original/625ba3f1881f7a09.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…y4j2 its a short enough distance that I can daylight the pipe within a few feet of the concrete walkway, and because I'm the one doing the digging and pipe laying, I'll know where it is and mark it with a semi-permanent stone/concrete fixture of some sort. No different than my septic system and leech field. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I'm re-doing the underground gutter drainage. It currently has shitty single-wall corrugated pipe that plugged with a combination of shingle gravel, roots, and leaves. I tried clearing it. No way). Corrugated is terrible. PVC is great but can't be used here because it eventually cracks after a decade of freeze-thaw + heaving, then you get roots. I don't need to drive vehicles over these lines so I'm going to use (solid) triplewall + silicone tape. Is there any reason I shouldn't? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/483/481/092/812/044/original/6db5243bc6d7f0b5.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Cool treehouses. I prefer floating decks with no structure, but they're still cool. This is on my list of places to take my kids at some point, NW of Philly: https://treehouseworld.com/ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/483/241/276/261/585/original/f4de549d7c6f8679.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/483/251/969/724/902/original/115da97975c541bb.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/483/253/473/939/543/original/982d70192165f497.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/483/254/601/910/799/original/c47846f852bcd126.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…amhl > nobody I have a riding mower and it takes me four hours. > you’re probably […] Actually no, you just made this up whole cloth because your ass is chapped for some reason that probably has nothing to do with this post. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Gay retards: nooooo you’re supposed to ENJOY mowing your lawn for four hours once or twice a week. Don’t use a robot, nooooooo! Me: https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/454/101/463/593/538/original/a387d40500e928c3.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton This crystal necklace has aligned my chakra and improved my balance. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton And yes, I've seen all the 2-by folding bench/tables, but they all look like shitty 2-by: https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/451/875/960/078/148/original/a9afe99bbb797f9c.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton nice convertible picnic table / bench. https://www.youtube.com/@woodstreeteg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/451/844/666/848/883/original/06ac9bce4e878caf.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Well chat, fuck that shit with a 30’ ladder. I ain’t ever doin that shit ever again. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/451/041/144/178/645/original/d3c6f7612f5104eb.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The government created toilets to steal your pee. Don’t be fooled. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > Smoking will be BANNED for anyone born after 2008 as landmark legislation clears Parliament This is an act of war against America. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton To date I have never been legally served a warrant, court order, NSL, or other government demand for data of No Authority Social. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Tucker Carlson: oopsie doodle, we pom-pommed for the BONF barely-even-crypto jew who actually hates you and serves your slavers, sowwie wowwie, this was totally unforseeable! Subscribe if you haven’t already and tune in next episode. Use code TUCKER for 10% off gaynigger coffee. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Saturday is for training. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/426/161/850/112/149/original/4da128775e1d8119.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Because both of your hemispheres were symmetrically developed, the two people who are brought to consciousness after the operations are both psychologically continuous with yourself as you were before the operations. Both believe themselves to be you and both have bodies indistinguishable from yours. Where are you? Who are you? Where is the soul? What about their souls? This is my favorite metaphysical thought experiment. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton You and your two triplet siblings were in a terrible accident. While your brainstem and organs were irreparably damaged, your cerebral hemispheres are unharmed. Your triplet siblings, however, both had their cerebrums destroyed. Their brainstems and bodies are intact. Surgeons are able to extract your cerebrum intact, but instead of transplanting it whole, they transplant each hemisphere into the body of one of the two remaining triplets. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Contemporary eugenics (IVF, embryo selection) is a good thing, and people who argue against it based on vague and inspecific religious arguments should be ignored. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2026/04/sovereign-tech-agency-funding/ @nprofile…6wcx @nprofile…tsag @nprofile…9683 @nprofile…qlnp > An important element of this agreement is that €90k of funding is earmarked to be shared with other Fediverse projects wanting to implement support for the two new Fediverse Auxiliary Service Provider specifications we will develop About a year or two back I was working on a drop-in proxy to handle some of these tasks (anti-spam) but dropped it after botting pressure subsided. Shared backend support is probably better anyway. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Everyone should get a "Tick Tornado", it's THE tool for removing ticks. Here's 24 of them for $8.50, enough to give a set to friends and family: https://www.amazon.com/Kittmip-Remover-Plastic-Removal-Grabber/dp/B09R6SLP2D npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…2kr0 > patented computer chip > electromagnetic waveform Lmao. We need a bigcdlivedotcom disassembly showing that the wires aren't even connected to anything on these things. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton What the Hell is this? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/363/871/112/949/760/original/f2c6d5aef161d25a.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…p4t6 > what do you think would happen to the US economy if the CCP was successful with their Belt and Road plan? AFAIK the economic impact isn't the concern, it is the potential for military application of the logi. It isn't an economic threat. > With "our greatest ally" taking the brunt of the consequences of the war, isn't better to fight over there instead? You're doing the meme. RT: https://noauthority.social/@eriner/114269957763802446 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…p4t6 > Never said China was going to attack.I asked about if they were successful with the Belt and Road. You asked "isn't it better to fight over there?" after implying the US economy is threatened by China's belt and road [in Iran]. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…5n8n I remembered it looking more like this though. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/358/477/408/600/913/original/308ecb68151a059c.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…5n8n wow, thanks for the nostalgia. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…p4t6 @nprofile…7ypj 1) the US doesn’t have an economy. We don’t produce anything except debtors notes. 2) what does the US guaranteeing Israel’s regional hegemony have to do with China’s belt and road? The only thing China cares about is access to the oil. You think China was going to “fight us over there” before America and Israel initiated a war against Iran? Why? China was getting the oil. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton So true, Mr President. So true. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/355/846/155/354/696/original/16a32fb26f32dd45.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…ryzy yeah, I agree. My main point was that the browser (HTML/CSS/JS) was the only maintained interoperable visual/markup framework between the OS’. The lock-in to the browser as the sole compatibility layer was something that happened pretty early on, and was a sure thing by ‘08 and the advent of Chrome. Google, who probably deserves equivalent blame, guaranteed the medium. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…ryzy personally I blame Microsoft and Apple. Dynamic webapps didn’t become the standard because developers said “hey, this is great!”. The greed of large corporations, through their insistence on use of proprietary APIs, guaranteed that JavaScript would be the only common denominator between all platforms. Don’t blame “infinite scroll”. Blame the corporations that made cross-platform 900MB RAM electronified applications a forgone conclusion. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton lmao, listen to the motors screaming for help this niggas 'bout to take off from the runway https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/350/408/851/510/495/original/db7e8d4570df8ea3.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton This is the best I’ve got, I know it is terrible, but you can see the huge bulb on the nose. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/346/870/186/942/041/original/c66d339b0a876463.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Wish I had taken a picture, even if it was shit. Did not show up on ADS-B. Had a large bulb under the nose, two suspended cameras/gun ports on either side below the rails. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Some bizarre military helicopter that I’ve never seen before just flew overhead. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…y4j2 > Let me know if you care to level up. I spare no expense on safety gear, especially when riding something as sketchy as an electric unicycle. AFAIK, the Helite Turtle is the best (non-electronic, I don't want electronic) airbag vest on the market. The main purpose of the airbag vest, though the impact cushioning is nice, is to immobilize my helmet in the event of a crash. A neck brace limits mobility to the point of being unsafe, so this is the safest option AFAIK. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…y4j2 Yes, I have a Helite Turtle with a mechanical ripcord that I (will) wear on the road. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton #feet https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/337/766/187/235/364/original/82ca9653678140dc.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton These are the coolest thing ever. I dislocated my ankle trying to learn to ride on a heavy (100lb+) wheel, but popped it back in and got away with only some bruising. Struggled for 3 hours trying to learn, just couldn’t do it. Learned to ride in 5m using a smaller wheel (pictured). I’ll switch back to the heavy wheel once I’ve built stabilizer muscles and am competent on the smaller one. My neighbors all look at me like I belong in an asylum (they’re probably right). https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/337/283/766/193/542/original/65df906e36b5dafb.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > NASA Artemis II For real this time guys, we swear. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…8jzd don't make me tap the sign npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…8jzd > I'm just generally sick of this side of the fucking fedi man, where it's all "da jews" or "da we waz kangs" or "da pajeets" You're mad because you're indian and I used a slur for indians. Don't care. I am living in a parasitized hellscape inundated by brown retards brought here by jews. Remigration of foreigners is required to save my country. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…8jzd because in a real country I wouldn't be forced by the State to interact with foreigners who got loans backed by my stolen (tax) money to run a store that only exists because the Government monopolizes the sale of alcohol. The government brought the foreigners here and then rubs my nose in it while I'm being raped in exchange for a bottle of wine. It matters. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…8jzd every liquor store around me is foreign-owned and I'm forced to go inside there to buy booze. That's why it deserves visceral attention. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > at liquor store because the State mandates that liquor only be sold in State-approved pajeet mud huts > they have a small bar/seating/stage area > open mic night > middle aged unfunny white women yelling about menopause and her period blood > nobody laughing > *God, I swear if you just help me find this bottle of Moscato and exit this den of sin alive I will become your servant* > “All men want to talk about is themselves. They’re like my period, they just keep coming back!” > too late, God https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/332/357/640/912/757/original/e20216d67fcd52d6.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton $4/gal npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton As soon as Trump locked up crooked Hillary I knew our country had finally reversed course. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton F: Hello, dank you for galling FedEx, my name is Rajesh, how gan I help you doday? M: Uh, is this FedEx America? F: Yes Saar, this is FedEx. How may I help you? M: Oh, my friend, I am shitting. I am shitting in the Ganges my poojeet friend, I am shitting! F: Saar? M: Poojeet I am SHITTING IN THE GANGES, I AM SHI— *rrr* *rrr* F: Thanks for calling FedEx, my name is Christine, how may I help you today? It is that easy. If we had done this from the start Rajesh wouldn’t be answering when I call.