...And Saint Browning raised the holy 1911 up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand gun that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... ... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou load they pistol with .45, no bigger, no smaller. .45 thou shalt shoot, and the caliber of the shooting shall be .45. .22 shalt thou not shoot, neither shoot thou 9mm, excepting that thou shoot it in thy later creations. .40 is right out. Once thy magazine is loaded, being with the caliber .45,into thy pistol, then shootest thou thy Holy Handgun of Browning towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
---stolen from a favorite Fudd forum lol
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