I've had people walk out on me before but not when I was being so charming.
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Last Notes npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped You know, all his time later and after reflection, chudbuds getting fucked over really sucks. Artwork was pretty badass. Good shit. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Realize that there is only one party, the ruling elite, and they fucking hate you. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped I worked with this guy once who had 13 kids with one woman. I will never beat those numbers. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped The caveat for Asian women is "have not had penisu" lmmfao npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Fuck South Korea npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped If you are in the southwestern United States and use Cogent, good luck with that. Lmao. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped FOUND IT!!! npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Somewhere there is an AI generated "Jailhouse Rock" as sung by one AI Nick Rekieta. I must find this lol. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped I AM FUCKING BORED SOMEONE BREAK SOMETHING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Got pregnant by an idiot and decided to keep the baby. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Surveillance used to be much more difficult. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped I'll miss you. Have fun out there. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Stop drinking beverages full of fake colors, chemicals, and formaldehyde. Take the responsibility of your own health back and make healthy decisions. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped That makes way more sense than anything else now npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Watching a frat boy say Biden will win in a landslide, gas prices are down, unemployment is down, then yelling "Cope! Seethe!" Into a microphone at Charlie Kirk is actually pretty funny ngl npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Dude isn't like every fucking day some wonky jew holiday? You could randomly pick any calendar day and get an answer to this lol. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped cope and seethe npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Boom parts came in fucking stoked npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped YO MOMMA!!!! npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped I will send you where the Mayans went, my bicycle stealing friend. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Peak culture npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped "You post like it's 2015" npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Wasted potential. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Taking a picture and adding the ol "if you only knew how bad things really are" to it is still funny as hell npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Little of column A, lot of column B. Lol. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Not even once, bot. Not one time. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Too much white on white crime in the TL npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Fuck the system npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped It's long but its pretty good. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Quentin Tarantino's rewrite of the Manson murders so the MKUltra agents lose wasn't too bad. Cool cars, cool neon signs, Margot Robbie's cute ass. Not the worst popcorn flick. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped It's getting harder and harder not to just grab stupid people and shake the fuck out of them npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped "The Boys of Summer" is just a song about a simp getting cucked by immigrants npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Feels pretty good, it's just a fancy energy drink. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped This new pre-workout has some fucking weird side effects npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Gym is full of cop haircuts today npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Whatever happen to that Ukraine war thing? npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped The compulsive drive to buy parts to fix old computers I probably don't need to fix or have a use for is too damn strong today npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped The thriller/horror "Copycat" is underrated as a computer film. It should be in the pantheon of cool (but technologically sketchy) computer flicks like Hackers, WarGames, The Net, etc. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped We straight gassin smashing that Bohemian Grove hoochie coochie hopped up on a Boone County bakers dozen of badass barbiturate babymakers npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped "You don't own the internet, dumbass! Why don't you just show your face which you won't which just shows what a coward you are! You don't own the internet, dumbass!" npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Bro probably shouldn't have banged Meigh, that one's gonna bite him in the ass npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Nothing ever happens npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped False flags. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Damn lol npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped There's a rumor. It's not implausible but super improbable. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/ca784366b00908199bde4c1a22578edd0fcbf581c025d8079b3ec857d4439c3f.png?name=eLHIf5JmyVEoFg.png npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped No never but now well fuck npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped You come here you're just gonna wind up driving it after the wedding anyhow. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped After all the work? I'd probly let it go for like 6k. Bought it for a decent price knowing it needed work. I needed a new little rig myself lol. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Bought a newish little 4wd SUV, doing the shocks n struts n ball joints n tie rod ends and got new tires. it has nice tinted windows, it's gonna make a nifty little woods rig. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Portland is not just a cesspool, it is literally THE cesspool. Anyone with half a brain bailed years ago. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Who did it? npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Happy Easter to all my fediverse friends old and new!!! npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Hair smelling like patchouli and Peruvian belly grease npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped I did everything right and it still turned out completely fucked lmao like I tried hard and went to school and got a real job and I didn't lie or cheat or steal and it's totally fucked lmao holy shit npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped The time machine is wicked cool looking npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped NOOOOOO not my heckin anonymous monero!!! npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped No one tell Jeff. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped bot drinks the carbonated tears of all who would oppose her. Everybody knows that. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Its my favorite lol especially in winter npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Here is what you do npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Fucking fedi hellthreads always wind up on the subject of women now lol npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped The Decayable folks are nice, you might like them if you give them a chance. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped I hope you die slow and bloody, nigger. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Oh I get it that guy is a semi-successful z-list internet celebrity caught up in the decline of podcasting in general (markets flooded and people are bored) and he is looking for someone to blame. So like any utterly retarded faggot he blames and takes it out on the most loyal and hard-core members of his own audience. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped May the reflection of his head shine forever in our hearts npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped I need something good to listen to or I am going to lose my mind. Who has something interesting? npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped I do not know how the fuck I made it through that shift. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped The big cast iron thing? Put it in a campfire and put coals on top and cook a nice roast, etc? npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Nah girl I swear I do have a file but not in the "careers" cabinet npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Ben Shapiro is bragging about firebombing civilians in Dresden npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Low mileage too npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped He was a rock solid guy. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Do you think black hole research at the large hadron collider created a gravitational anomaly that threw the earth into an alternate dimension or timeline? npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped To be completely honest after looking at his website through eyes that understand the world a little better than they used to I think the guy is maybe not a complete fed but at least fed adjacent or fed compliant or you know... a fed. A fucking mother sniping, kiddie gassing, writ of habeas corpus ignoring federale. Probably eats his corn the long way, too. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Blitz that fucking username had me for a minute I was tripping balls. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Is this a writing prompt? npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped :) Today for you (I know you know the shit already but because its funny) "3 Generations of DDOS Attack" from defcon 19. His website is samsclass.info, he's a college professor. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped No bullshit, I really liked Sam Bowne's defcon presentations. He did stuff on ddos attacks and about lulzsec with Mathew Prince before Cloudflare started banning websites. He did some interesting stuff with IPv6 too. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Sam Bowne did a defcon on this kind of attack years ago, it was well presented. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Is this person self-aware and trying to become #internetfamous or does he lack self-awareness? Can a person who is trying to be a lolcow ever truly be a lolcow or are they just retarded? npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped This was the true battle for the soul of the modern church and the United States and most people have no idea. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Part of the allure for me is rebuilding like a 65 to 80 foot twin diesel engine ocean going vessel so I know and have touched every piece, so it's mine. To possess it fully then set out. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped The fuck lol out here looking like lesser known band member Javier Ramone lol npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped No, seriously, these are facts. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Did you know that if the Allies had lost WWII the Wonderland murders would have never happened? npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped This conversation should have "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger and a Chinese guy throwing firecrackers in the background. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped It's crazy to go back just 7 or 8 years and watch the old videos and look at the old memes. It really didn't turn out how I expected at all. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Fuck that. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped You mk'd my ultra npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped "I could sit alone and contemplate the contents of my soul, or we could sit together and contemplate the contents of your bra." npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped I'd usually have a snappy comeback and i do but it's lewd cause i am tired. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Now wtf am I gonna listen to in order to get through the homestretch of this fucking shift lol npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped The gym never lies. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Politicians all look like animated corpses. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped 100% true. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped YES. npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped big Monica Lewinsky energy npub1c52cvympxl9ze6gtl762rhrjyrq54y8cly5gvy8hw8srt5yys74qygjk58 MisterRogersSnapped Ngl that Marlin 336 30-30 looks pretty damn nice
