Christi Junior on Nostr: Not only do I vote 2B, I wrote a celebration of the 2Butt ahead of this match: I keep ...

Not only do I vote 2B, I wrote a celebration of the 2Butt ahead of this match:

I keep saying that 2B has the best ass in all of gaming and I’ll explain why: First of all, it’s the perfect size and perfect shape. It’s such a big, juicy ass – but crucially, it’s not TOO big, but merely as huge as it can possibly be and still be a good fit on a slim, graceful female body – a “thicc” girl could obviously have a bigger ass, but fat chicks are worthless, and big asses or boobs are wasted on them anyway, so what’s even the point?

Again, 2B’s ass is the perfect size, as big as it could possibly be without crossing the line of excessive thickness (similarly to the balance struck by Pyra’s boobs). And obviously, it’s as shapely and snuggable an ass as you could possibly ask for. Furthermore, it’s accentuated in every imaginable way – hell, I’d argue the reason for 2B’s modest bust size is to draw additional attention to her posterior. Then there’s the deceptively unreliable way her flowing black skirt cloak her pale, white globes. At first glance, 2B’s regular outfit seems to cover her up pretty well - which makes the sudden flashes of 2B’s naked buttocks during physical exertion all the more shocking and exciting. The way her pale, bare cheeks pop out from underneath the black skirt is a thing of beauty – but Yoko Taro didn’t just settle for merely teasing the player, as 2B’s self-destruct mode allows her to walk around with that glorious booty on full display 24/7. It’s the best of both worlds, expertly hyping up the 2Butt before giving you full access to it. Why, with the 2Butt out and about, even those boring fishing sections suddenly become entertaining!

2B’s ass – so good, it elevates an entire game. 6 gorillion polygons well spent.