"Welcome young hero to the Kingdom of Telrake, I am its sovereign King Aldmor and I thank you for answering my call. I welcome your companion as well, the Dwarf Udro the Knee Crusher - his reputation proceeds him. Your bravery is commendable but know this adventurer the fiend you seek to slay has ravaged these lands for years now. The Blight Dragon is not one to take ligh....."
*Grunting is heard
"What...what are you doing?"
*Grunting and wet slaps are heard
"WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TWO PERVERTS DOING?"
"Shut your fucking mouth old man, this is how things are done now"
*Udro the Dwarf inserts himself fully into the young hero
"Yeah you like that slut"
"THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SLAY DRAGONS"
quotingThese people must all have the sex drive of a teenage boy. Thats literally the last time I thought about sex as much as them, and my tastes were a lot less strange.
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