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2024-08-06 15:01:22

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These type of fuckers could have their kids culturally enriched to death right in front of them and they'd invent apologies for the muzzies.
https://i.poastcdn.org/0510b81e6a1d56bac78f1346bc38c9a8a4478cfaed431e58298d5a7ec8a7b197.jpg

2024-07-29 18:06:18

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The thing that really bugs me is nothing bad will happen to these people. They could probably have gay sex and clean up with pages torn out of a Bible and nothing bad will happen to them. In fact, they probably live the charmed life for it.

2024-07-29 15:20:59

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"Shiet you tellin me all dis expensive lookin cable is worthless? Mohammed curse you!"
>Proceeds to stab the junkyard owner

2024-07-28 16:48:58

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"We sold you a bad product for a lot of money. We don't plan on doing anything about it."
Oh so like modern General Motors. Thats neat.

2024-07-26 19:10:05

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I don't think it was ever pitched that way, but thats how it went.
If they were serious about stopping manbearpig they'd make it so making things here would be economically feasible to avoid polluting more. But they've kept right on doing the opposite.

2024-07-25 01:10:05

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Mine gets jealous of her own reflection and tries to murder it.
Bird happy as a clam on my shoulder, pass a mirror and its instant dive bomb and kill mode. I'm guessing its a "Hey whats that bird bitch think shes doing with my human!? Diediediediediediedie!!!!"

2024-07-17 15:55:59

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Boogie was insisting he was gonna leave the internet forever over and over, and one of the other guys responded with "ok see you tuesday"
Boogie then proceeds to come back to the internet tuesday and somehow make even more of an ass of himself.

2024-07-14 20:41:00

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And yet when it's a routine traffic stop instead of an actual guns out scenario...
https://i.poastcdn.org/3ba67d3fb453578cb03ef74f4ff2492c1eee7981dd29767c5dac49f9bf15f10e.mp4

2024-07-14 09:42:56

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Older meme, the (former?) PM of Kangarooland had this rumor about how he shit himself at a Mcdonalds going around. He got real assmad and wanted anyone discussing it b& leading to it Streisanding and being believed as truth.

2024-07-13 20:24:40

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>You played Blind Mice Sonata
It uh, blinds all enemies for a bit? Actually thats really good.

2024-07-12 16:26:06

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I'm knda hoping they go so obvious that theres several million more votes than eligible voters in the US. Maybe top it off with Joe flashing back to being a 1950s bully and mocking the populace about it.

2024-07-12 16:18:40

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Still yet to be seen what their play is. They might be dumb enough to throw all the switches and give Biden 100m votes this time. Cheating would be so obvious that I'd be very disappointed in my countrymen if they didn't [fedpost redacted] about it.

2024-07-12 01:48:14

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It'd make for a good comedy skit at least. It'd be the funniest thing ever if it ended up being true, ayylmaos aside.

2024-07-11 00:27:38

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I love those C4 Vette gauges, but by modern standards they look dopey broadcasting peak power is at only 4500 and the govt mandated 85mph max speedo.
I think I saw that someone made an updated version with these things corrected for newer LS builds.

2024-07-10 15:18:04

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I didn't have much hope for a Gladiator sequel, but holy shit they aren't even trying anymore.
Is it going to follow his successful career as a gladiator? Is he gonna have a gold chariot with spinners, underglow neon, and speakers that take up half the chariot?

2024-07-01 04:51:08

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"Ema-eye-l" ?

2024-06-22 20:43:07

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This one made me lol.
https://i.poastcdn.org/a30e2599c5f899e5a5d9bcde6d59bd3877141eed73b78d975dc1ca934ed20559.jpg

2024-06-21 19:07:02

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Every time I see this sort of video, this old copypasta sounds a little more true.
https://i.poastcdn.org/c3c45bd7101b54f561c335aa0e8c2cabf61110933acb52f85bc19d87e4077d6a.jpg

2024-06-21 04:42:37

Dontcha miss when they used to hide horrors like these in the back if they were present at all?
https://i.poastcdn.org/bf6d5d9d0e7a6dc3a8b544b21dc0af72f705bcfa7efe35a407bca4b609f70cc9.png

2024-06-19 01:45:01

😂
https://i.poastcdn.org/a4124b2fe3f8d951d25f97096b2c30a00d85195b983acd7570e61b2baa082c9e.jpg

2024-06-17 02:44:50

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Lmao she thinks the mostly limpdicks he appointed are "extremists"
I fuckin wish.

2024-06-15 06:12:25

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This can't be real, right? I don't doubt that some guy decided to fuck a meat grinder whilst on bath salts, but the wording throughout is too funny.

2024-06-15 03:39:06

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Think it'd be a cursed weapon?
I'd ask if it'd become an intelligent weapon but that nigga fell into molten steel.

2024-06-12 00:11:49

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>Invite a nigger to the game, they can't keep their mouths shut.
Might work, vid related.
https://i.poastcdn.org/bead12f43f0886b85381355317a8197b528cc6629451f5b1c3c92db877e8aadb.mp4

2024-06-11 01:38:46

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They could take and run with the original concept of 4cyl rwd coupe and make it lightweight and effecient while still being fun.
But no of course not. Electric cuck wagon.
https://i.poastcdn.org/41af987204a4da9217dd673d45dcbbc60c51778660d3bf5ec1a9ff8ac0a7aedc.jpg

2024-06-09 18:05:08

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Doing business in New York is nutty in and of itself.
Doing business in New York without barriers and bulletproof glass between you and assholes that do shit like this (state or niggers, barely makes a difference there) is begging to get robbed and murdered.

2024-06-09 00:55:25

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DS2 gets more shit than it deserves. Its not my favorite but I like it for it's differences and quirks from the rest of the series.

2024-06-07 18:30:05

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"It all started 20 years ago when an anonymous user posted a picture of an autistic man playing Yugioh at a game store wearing a medallion depicting his Sonic/Pikachu hybrid..."
https://i.poastcdn.org/a7e777f779f86d046aa68a07591847068654c6b9f4b3ba4383cd2cfc840e3ffc.jpg

2024-06-04 22:10:45

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If that doesn't radicalize the father nothing will. I'd be out for [fedpost redacted]

2024-06-04 19:03:44

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Saw the other post about infinity cans of starting fluid and connected it to this post. Mighta had glow plugs and the old timer used ether on it thinking that didn't matter and it made a big kaboom?

2024-06-04 03:51:05

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There exists a really great PC romhack/port of all the Prime games that works with mouse and keyboard. Shit is lit.

2024-06-02 18:39:04

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Oh for sure, I still lol at the absurdity of it. But it did take an iron will to commit to dying in one of the worst possible ways, even if the reason is retarded.

2024-06-02 18:34:27

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Imagine if one of these insane people that killed themselves with fire for Palestine took that steel resolve and used it for something high risk with more tangible results and less stupid than burning to death for people that hate you 2/3s as much as the jews hate you.

2024-06-01 18:22:39

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Im pretty jelly, I wanna go see that stuff IRL.
Hows travel out that way? Better or worse than dealing with American city crime?

2024-06-01 07:39:29

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He did like a yearish ago. They were all pictures of Trump as a comic book hero and shit and people bought em up for like $99.

2024-06-01 07:37:04

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Is this shit for real? This is even faggier than the NFTs.
Ehh maybe not, those are pretty gay.

2024-05-29 18:59:48

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Tell jeff the child murderers are unvaccinated and are going to come breathe within 6ft of him, he'll change his tune.

2024-05-28 21:16:01

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"They get a trillion, those guys over there get a trillion! Trillion dollars for a spending package that helps nobody! Wait you want a few billion dollars for a border wall? Jeeves, fetch me my fainting couch! The treasury can't afford such an expense!"

2024-05-27 18:33:13

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Neat, but wish it was a more common boolet caliber. I don't want a gun that costs $400000 to fire for 12 seconds.

2024-05-23 00:56:46

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Those bitchass cops are beyond lucky none of the parents fedposted them. I would have if I was one of them, fuck the money.

2024-05-22 17:16:25

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Can get rid of wasps with one of those bottle traps. I think its beer + laundry detergent. Wasps can't resist and for some reason they can't survive being that clean.

2024-05-20 21:49:08

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I don't understand men who see that and want it and pay for it rather than going "ehhh I'd rather jerk it"

2024-05-15 19:18:52

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$130 for the big boy version that will include 80% of the DLC if they decide to make any. But they can't be expected hand it all out for free, so there will be a DLC later on not included in the season pass for $39.99 where you get to play basketball as the nigger samurai.

2024-05-14 17:43:00

Someone must have explained to him how to run an AR, used the word "charge" in the process, and this dumb nigga's takeaway is "oh machine guns have batteries"
https://i.poastcdn.org/b3546166c93025df31ed733d5dd81059b5221c4b2a74232365103c0f37538bd4.jpg

2024-05-14 16:37:58

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I think they think they're harder to replace than they are. "AA" companies should be paying attention and trying to do what they can to dethrone these retards when demand for alternatives is hot.

2024-05-14 16:34:12

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One of these days/years something related to the topic is gonna try my patience a little too hard. Its not even June yet and I'm already there with it.
https://i.poastcdn.org/6558f5d12c4d88eb17a8fa36bc31f445c17c276d8d468d5d3258cfc777416a89.jpg

2024-05-14 16:26:51

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What the fuck? Is there some kind of irresistible award for being the worst game company of the year and they're all fighting as hard as they can for it?

2024-05-13 03:02:06

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Damn imagine paying $500 to play what resembles 52 Indian shovelware games.

2024-05-10 22:27:58

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Yeah they don't price gouge for premium like everywhere else does. Regular is usually a little cheaper too.
Im actually jealous you have easy access to 91 octane, usually means no ethanol. Might be good for your setup, but the corn gas slowly eats everything else.

2024-05-07 02:25:16

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Theres been a few times where components I bought online for super cheap had to either be stolen off the assembly line of the actual name brand, or they're really really good fakes.
The bugmen have really stepped up their game for certain things.

2024-05-07 01:44:30

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Probably not long, I mean a couple of the dumb fuckers have already killed themselves with fire for palestine. 🙏

2024-05-07 01:42:15

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Crazy thing it in some cases full chinesium parts like that are better than the supposed industry leaders these days.

2024-05-06 18:40:25

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When anyone tells me that I say "No, I'm just a perfectly average person from 100+ years ago. Only looks that way because everyone else is dumber and lazier than they used to be."

2024-05-05 00:35:07

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If you say his entire name in front of a mirror does the prophet Mohammed appear behind you wearing a dynamite vest?

2024-05-01 20:30:28

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Discounts based on how thin/fat the customer is, is a brilliant idea. It'd never fly here with how many trans-fats we have though, they'd get too assmad.

2024-04-29 22:20:28

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You had better eyes than I, only time stopped me. Good on you.

2024-04-29 18:28:56

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>have a breakdown because for once everyone is wise to your bullshit
>while wearing a hoodie that says "unbreakable"
Lmao.

2024-04-28 18:05:35

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The hose armor rings are a bitch, super easy to lose, especially on a real grade. I think they provide like 4-5 extras.

2024-04-27 17:07:50

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Me and God aren't on the best of terms right now, but I know thats not how it works.
Or at least, theres a very solid possibility thats not how it works. Don't depend on it.

2024-04-27 16:43:06

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I'd rather you didn't.

2024-04-27 07:51:28

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I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that after hearing about Ken Penders. Ken's weirdness had to have influenced Chris, their comics are almost the same idea ignoring the skill disparity.

2024-04-26 07:08:04

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Wint @dril is still kicking around? Thought he was done years ago.
A more notable career than Adam Sessler at this point lol.

2024-04-26 03:44:17

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True, but I can't say it's not also cathartic seeing these old commies get their ass beat for once.

2024-04-24 18:52:51

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I don't know if its the same in NC or not, but they have some wild car chases in Arkansas with cops that are great behind the wheel. They get kinda excited when a guy with a modded car challenges them.

2024-04-24 18:49:58

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https://i.poastcdn.org/49baccee85f68ec96b0b158ee960364c7ea60fe0ecda64904c58bc9ca227633a.png

2024-04-24 01:45:42

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He charged the cop with his sword out.
Larrity is right though, this is our moment. He wuz a gud boi, he dindu nuffin.

2024-04-24 01:32:48

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https://i.poastcdn.org/5964f476a90ee0580ebb7b7eb58611e4add9dca9064c41f7fd371b8c5f221e44.jpg

2024-04-16 01:32:23

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His shirt like exploded. Like a Dragonball Z attack hit him.

2024-04-12 22:33:44

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Then bitch and moan about muh food deserts because their last 3 chimpouts drove everything in their area out of business.

2024-04-12 21:17:09

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Nah thats Death Wish.

2024-04-11 01:00:29

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The hell is in the water in Casper Wyoming?

2024-04-07 20:36:36

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https://i.poastcdn.org/3ecf3b7e1a4937d2fb2f01844cdc0478c1c40627e7c392b2e9959fb3d4a35f36.jpg

2024-04-06 16:37:22

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If you're so worried about that then maybe start by trying not to piss off the billion dune coons surrounding you any more than you already were?

2024-04-03 16:24:24

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A base model Tahoe is like 55k+ now. Combination of feature creep, inflation, and good old American red tape preventing us from being sensible.
I'd be all over a steel box with an engine, radio, heat, a/c, and no other features. Hell, I don't even need it to be that safe.

2024-04-02 22:30:08

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I bet despite everything if we could ratchet the EPA back to 1990s regulations (or get rid of them entirely) manufacturing would start to come back.
But no, the EPA hangs around our neck like an ever tightening noose to the point they're fucking with the food supply now.

2024-04-02 17:00:11

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How many times can they do this and the majority of people buy the "whoopsy doopsies we killed a bunch of innocents on accident with our top of the line weaponry" story?

2024-03-27 20:01:20

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The mind conjures up an image of a Wile Coyote desert and buzzards from that. But I think it would be much funnier if it was like raccoons or something similar in the hovel of a house he decided to try and steal.

2024-03-27 17:46:31

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Maybe don't give so much money to Ukraine?

2024-03-27 07:24:00

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I would 100% talk shit to them if I had to do it myself because they're too black and lazy. They probably make more money than me with full benefits to ride around on a truck and barely do their jobs.

2024-03-26 17:46:17

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It's really been something to behold. I still assert that you could fire the whole lot of them and replace them all with the first people you see at Walmart and the country would function better.

2024-03-25 18:37:37

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Look what they need to do to mimic our power level from 8 years previous.

2024-03-22 01:59:55

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Why doesn't the dumb nigger just ignore it? Everybody else is ignoring laws up in here these days.

2024-03-21 21:43:45

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I don't know anything about modern Ruskie stuff, how big of a kaboom does FAB-3000 make?

2024-03-19 23:21:17

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All I see is they're in the process of making Netflix reimaginings of Chinese industrial accidents.
https://i.poastcdn.org/000bae005ea199c6d9005f6d08db174b6704dc2ef6ca6bfb5e8a29c4701501cf.mp4

2024-03-16 21:13:12

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A present for you, my 3/5 clause appreciator.
https://i.poastcdn.org/6c8e339e028d051f4e8760ac0cb6767c60555903d7112d98895251db3bc5d602.jpg

2024-03-16 00:33:39

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https://i.poastcdn.org/c7ed744eb001edc76e0ff0f9e27b5ec98c54a6751b38bcee85e16fc4b7aed3a1.jpeg

2024-03-16 00:14:12

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Interesting it seems like they poked into using that phrase around 1880 and went whole hog at a convenient time in the 1940s.

2024-03-15 23:40:04

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Tell them they can get even closer to space in the airlock.

2024-03-15 21:26:40

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Welp. I'd say we had a good run but it wasn't. Fallout 5 is gonna be the most immersive game yet.
https://i.poastcdn.org/5d9eecdf0f4a8864be790603ef53712017d6ffc12d1c74adee3df7ced33b7f96.jpg

2024-03-15 21:13:55

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Grandmas from back then must've all shopped the same, mine had the same list. That 200 bucks of food and cigs would go for about a month.

2024-03-13 17:40:15

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Why do they all look prematurely old? Full ballsack eyes at presumably age 35.

2024-03-13 16:28:48

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Its not often a news article surprises me with its retardation anymore. For some reason I was thinking cannibalism was over the line even for them. Apparently not.

2024-03-13 00:37:37

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If you don't mind having stock smog era 302 power numbers there were a series of GM trucks made for the military 84-86 that all had the 6.2 diesel. Not a powerhouse but it's all mechanical and can get 20mpg highway if its geared right. Usually 20-30% cheaper than a similar condition civilian square body.

2024-03-13 00:30:37

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Oh man that sounds like a bitchin combo. Hard to find a nice one though, they were disposably cheap and got treated as such.

2024-03-13 00:23:40

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It's getting to be even if you own a thing you don't really own it because it'll rat you out when asked.

2024-03-13 00:19:38

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Welp, I guess good thing I hate all the newer cars?

2024-03-12 02:27:47

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Maybe? Except I don't know what the national guard is really supposed to do thats different from the cops. Are they allowed to shoot to prevent niggings?

2024-03-09 18:28:31

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Wait who is this guy? Looks like he teaches interesting gadget things in the style of Bob Ross.

2024-03-08 22:59:45

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I'm glad I've got no reason to fly for the forseeable future.
https://i.poastcdn.org/81e260538ee4954c83fdbbb4285783b66808cc5e4b6b1d21f224e6cea8d74f80.webp

2024-03-07 18:16:01

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Wasn't Tyson wheelchair bound sometime during the coof? I know he was training before the coof, thought he got crippled by the vax or some such?
If he can manage it still I'd like to see an old gorilla with a baby voice grind some kike into ash.