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2025-01-24 19:42:49 GMT

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Some people just have the lolcow gene I guess. They see an obvious terrible choice (cutting your dick off, publicly challenging the trolls, etc) and they're just hardwired to do the most retarded thing they can think of in any instance.
I think this nigger should post his own dox, challenging everyone to come fight him irl. It's gonna get so much dumb bullshit doordashed to it.

2024-09-03 14:59:07 GMT

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>does a driveby on Venezuelans with Glock switches
>misses every single shot and hits a little kid in a third story room and a hobo's dog

2024-08-30 19:19:55 GMT

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I love how normies still conflate that with hacking. Its easy to the point random pajeets can do it on a whim.

2024-08-27 16:22:56 GMT

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2024-08-24 17:34:40 GMT

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2024-08-15 22:48:05 GMT

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Wait, are people commonly going around with their dicks in the up position in their underwear?

2024-08-10 21:31:04 GMT

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Been thinking that all day since this dropped. The man is gonna lose a little over 3 years of his life over a tweet. That's already enough to be go time.
https://i.poastcdn.org/d31227b3b6f0a1fa2a75d51e5ced5909244f28bb6ef4f546cdc09fe1b2d2d4aa.jpg

2024-07-29 22:47:08 GMT

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Honda is gonna be a lot worse off for having Mitsubishi and modern Nissan tied around their necks.

2024-07-29 16:06:18 GMT

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The thing that really bugs me is nothing bad will happen to these people. They could probably have gay sex and clean up with pages torn out of a Bible and nothing bad will happen to them. In fact, they probably live the charmed life for it.

2024-07-29 13:20:59 GMT

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"Shiet you tellin me all dis expensive lookin cable is worthless? Mohammed curse you!"
>Proceeds to stab the junkyard owner

2024-07-27 15:43:52 GMT

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Thats probably a racism or something. How dare you *draws card* successfully farm with minimal effort.

2024-07-27 15:40:09 GMT

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This is about Haiti iirc.
https://i.poastcdn.org/78ac87bf35b4cf52a10a55bbe6ae3334292756998352f14ff807b5a586964457.png

2024-07-26 17:10:05 GMT

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I don't think it was ever pitched that way, but thats how it went.
If they were serious about stopping manbearpig they'd make it so making things here would be economically feasible to avoid polluting more. But they've kept right on doing the opposite.

2024-07-14 17:52:37 GMT

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2024-07-14 07:42:56 GMT

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Older meme, the (former?) PM of Kangarooland had this rumor about how he shit himself at a Mcdonalds going around. He got real assmad and wanted anyone discussing it b& leading to it Streisanding and being believed as truth.

2024-07-12 14:26:06 GMT

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I'm knda hoping they go so obvious that theres several million more votes than eligible voters in the US. Maybe top it off with Joe flashing back to being a 1950s bully and mocking the populace about it.

2024-07-12 14:18:40 GMT

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Still yet to be seen what their play is. They might be dumb enough to throw all the switches and give Biden 100m votes this time. Cheating would be so obvious that I'd be very disappointed in my countrymen if they didn't [fedpost redacted] about it.

2024-07-11 23:48:14 GMT

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It'd make for a good comedy skit at least. It'd be the funniest thing ever if it ended up being true, ayylmaos aside.

2024-07-10 21:30:42 GMT

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Would.

2024-07-01 02:51:08 GMT

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"Ema-eye-l" ?

2024-06-28 17:52:34 GMT

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One of the best moments was when Joe exclaimed "We beat medicare!" when he probably meant to say we beat the coof.

2024-06-27 15:06:31 GMT

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"Lets do a test that almost caused a meltdown one other time before because the higher ups aren't convinced we've wasted enough time on this."

2024-06-21 17:07:02 GMT

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Every time I see this sort of video, this old copypasta sounds a little more true.
https://i.poastcdn.org/c3c45bd7101b54f561c335aa0e8c2cabf61110933acb52f85bc19d87e4077d6a.jpg

2024-06-21 02:42:37 GMT

Dontcha miss when they used to hide horrors like these in the back if they were present at all?
https://i.poastcdn.org/bf6d5d9d0e7a6dc3a8b544b21dc0af72f705bcfa7efe35a407bca4b609f70cc9.png

2024-06-18 23:45:01 GMT

😂
https://i.poastcdn.org/a4124b2fe3f8d951d25f97096b2c30a00d85195b983acd7570e61b2baa082c9e.jpg

2024-06-18 21:33:19 GMT

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And they actually spoke English and processed your request with relative efficiency?
Where is this DMV? Narnia?

2024-06-18 18:36:44 GMT

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I see the second picture and think: "Hey, you're finally awake.."

2024-06-17 00:44:50 GMT

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Lmao she thinks the mostly limpdicks he appointed are "extremists"
I fuckin wish.

2024-06-16 01:43:04 GMT

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Why would she tattoo a better looking woman between her tits?

2024-06-15 04:12:25 GMT

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This can't be real, right? I don't doubt that some guy decided to fuck a meat grinder whilst on bath salts, but the wording throughout is too funny.

2024-06-10 23:38:46 GMT

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They could take and run with the original concept of 4cyl rwd coupe and make it lightweight and effecient while still being fun.
But no of course not. Electric cuck wagon.
https://i.poastcdn.org/41af987204a4da9217dd673d45dcbbc60c51778660d3bf5ec1a9ff8ac0a7aedc.jpg

2024-06-09 16:05:08 GMT

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Doing business in New York is nutty in and of itself.
Doing business in New York without barriers and bulletproof glass between you and assholes that do shit like this (state or niggers, barely makes a difference there) is begging to get robbed and murdered.

2024-06-08 22:55:25 GMT

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DS2 gets more shit than it deserves. Its not my favorite but I like it for it's differences and quirks from the rest of the series.

2024-06-04 01:51:05 GMT

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There exists a really great PC romhack/port of all the Prime games that works with mouse and keyboard. Shit is lit.

2024-06-03 20:54:10 GMT

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They can be taught if they like you for you enough.

2024-06-02 16:39:04 GMT

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Oh for sure, I still lol at the absurdity of it. But it did take an iron will to commit to dying in one of the worst possible ways, even if the reason is retarded.

2024-06-02 16:34:27 GMT

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Imagine if one of these insane people that killed themselves with fire for Palestine took that steel resolve and used it for something high risk with more tangible results and less stupid than burning to death for people that hate you 2/3s as much as the jews hate you.

2024-06-01 16:22:39 GMT

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Im pretty jelly, I wanna go see that stuff IRL.
Hows travel out that way? Better or worse than dealing with American city crime?

2024-06-01 05:37:04 GMT

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Is this shit for real? This is even faggier than the NFTs.
Ehh maybe not, those are pretty gay.

2024-05-28 19:16:01 GMT

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"They get a trillion, those guys over there get a trillion! Trillion dollars for a spending package that helps nobody! Wait you want a few billion dollars for a border wall? Jeeves, fetch me my fainting couch! The treasury can't afford such an expense!"

2024-05-27 16:35:16 GMT

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It's gotta be due to climate change.
https://i.poastcdn.org/9b30595c6d1344d9acfa9117afb26858e1c09cbff84e41b62113663c253638ee.jpg

2024-05-27 16:33:13 GMT

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Neat, but wish it was a more common boolet caliber. I don't want a gun that costs $400000 to fire for 12 seconds.

2024-05-26 15:04:09 GMT

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Nigga thats a movie. You now own a $70 movie.

2024-05-22 22:56:46 GMT

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Those bitchass cops are beyond lucky none of the parents fedposted them. I would have if I was one of them, fuck the money.

2024-05-22 15:23:14 GMT

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Thats what it was. I thought the explanation I got was something about essential bacteria on their bodies, but was unsure. Main idea is they ded.

2024-05-21 19:15:56 GMT

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I wasn't expecting that movie to be as good as it was.

2024-05-20 19:49:08 GMT

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I don't understand men who see that and want it and pay for it rather than going "ehhh I'd rather jerk it"

2024-05-17 15:13:48 GMT

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Lol should have known. They'd add a Cthulu protagonist before they'd have a white male.

2024-05-15 17:18:52 GMT

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$130 for the big boy version that will include 80% of the DLC if they decide to make any. But they can't be expected hand it all out for free, so there will be a DLC later on not included in the season pass for $39.99 where you get to play basketball as the nigger samurai.

2024-05-15 01:18:55 GMT

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2024-05-14 15:43:00 GMT

Someone must have explained to him how to run an AR, used the word "charge" in the process, and this dumb nigga's takeaway is "oh machine guns have batteries"
https://i.poastcdn.org/b3546166c93025df31ed733d5dd81059b5221c4b2a74232365103c0f37538bd4.jpg

2024-05-14 14:34:12 GMT

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One of these days/years something related to the topic is gonna try my patience a little too hard. Its not even June yet and I'm already there with it.
https://i.poastcdn.org/6558f5d12c4d88eb17a8fa36bc31f445c17c276d8d468d5d3258cfc777416a89.jpg

2024-05-14 14:26:51 GMT

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What the fuck? Is there some kind of irresistible award for being the worst game company of the year and they're all fighting as hard as they can for it?

2024-05-13 01:02:06 GMT

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Damn imagine paying $500 to play what resembles 52 Indian shovelware games.

2024-05-07 20:54:15 GMT

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Is this one gonna go shoot up a bunch of little christian kids too?

2024-05-07 00:18:26 GMT

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Is she going up there to start doing usury on space aliens?

2024-05-06 23:42:15 GMT

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Crazy thing it in some cases full chinesium parts like that are better than the supposed industry leaders these days.

2024-04-29 20:20:28 GMT

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You had better eyes than I, only time stopped me. Good on you.

2024-04-28 16:05:35 GMT

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The hose armor rings are a bitch, super easy to lose, especially on a real grade. I think they provide like 4-5 extras.

2024-04-27 15:07:50 GMT

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Me and God aren't on the best of terms right now, but I know thats not how it works.
Or at least, theres a very solid possibility thats not how it works. Don't depend on it.

2024-04-27 14:43:06 GMT

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I'd rather you didn't.

2024-04-26 01:44:17 GMT

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True, but I can't say it's not also cathartic seeing these old commies get their ass beat for once.

2024-04-24 16:49:58 GMT

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2024-04-20 21:24:28 GMT

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*squints*
Is that one of those IDF posthumous jackoff machines I've heard so much about?

2024-04-12 19:17:09 GMT

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Nah thats Death Wish.

2024-04-11 15:50:56 GMT

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>Not even death can stop a nigga moment.

2024-04-06 14:37:22 GMT

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If you're so worried about that then maybe start by trying not to piss off the billion dune coons surrounding you any more than you already were?

2024-03-27 06:24:00 GMT

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I would 100% talk shit to them if I had to do it myself because they're too black and lazy. They probably make more money than me with full benefits to ride around on a truck and barely do their jobs.

2024-03-26 16:46:17 GMT

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It's really been something to behold. I still assert that you could fire the whole lot of them and replace them all with the first people you see at Walmart and the country would function better.

2024-03-19 22:21:17 GMT

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All I see is they're in the process of making Netflix reimaginings of Chinese industrial accidents.
https://i.poastcdn.org/000bae005ea199c6d9005f6d08db174b6704dc2ef6ca6bfb5e8a29c4701501cf.mp4

2024-03-16 20:13:12 GMT

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A present for you, my 3/5 clause appreciator.
https://i.poastcdn.org/6c8e339e028d051f4e8760ac0cb6767c60555903d7112d98895251db3bc5d602.jpg

2024-03-15 22:40:04 GMT

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Tell them they can get even closer to space in the airlock.

2024-03-15 20:13:55 GMT

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Grandmas from back then must've all shopped the same, mine had the same list. That 200 bucks of food and cigs would go for about a month.

2024-03-13 15:28:48 GMT

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Its not often a news article surprises me with its retardation anymore. For some reason I was thinking cannibalism was over the line even for them. Apparently not.

2024-03-12 23:30:37 GMT

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Oh man that sounds like a bitchin combo. Hard to find a nice one though, they were disposably cheap and got treated as such.

2024-03-12 23:23:40 GMT

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It's getting to be even if you own a thing you don't really own it because it'll rat you out when asked.

2024-03-12 23:19:38 GMT

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Welp, I guess good thing I hate all the newer cars?

2024-03-12 01:27:47 GMT

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Maybe? Except I don't know what the national guard is really supposed to do thats different from the cops. Are they allowed to shoot to prevent niggings?

2024-03-09 17:28:31 GMT

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Wait who is this guy? Looks like he teaches interesting gadget things in the style of Bob Ross.

2024-03-08 21:59:45 GMT

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I'm glad I've got no reason to fly for the forseeable future.
https://i.poastcdn.org/81e260538ee4954c83fdbbb4285783b66808cc5e4b6b1d21f224e6cea8d74f80.webp

2024-03-01 01:19:24 GMT

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Lmao holy shit really? Thats hilarious. I don't know what boiling that garbage does to your health, nothing good I'd bet.

2024-02-23 21:28:12 GMT

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I dunno about your area, but mine has had the same exact apartment building design as eachother popping up all over like a bad case of herpes. The old apartments in picrel are sometimes called Soviet Bloc apartments. I've been calling these new apartments Millenial Bloc apartments.

2024-02-20 18:47:24 GMT

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This has been one of my favorite takeaways from this entire arc:
https://i.poastcdn.org/dd3221fc07d508000d05a20fa53bfa395025b4b967e2827daa19dc8a1580e448.png

2024-02-16 22:58:34 GMT

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He'd have been smarter to pretend it didn't happen and not visit, like with the border. Noteworthy that he waited for the "totally safe to go home a week later" chemicals to dissipate.
I can't even come up with a tinfoil hat reason for the old retard going, theres no advantage any way you slice it.

2024-02-15 22:16:10 GMT

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I was thinking the same thing. I'm a tech boomer as younger people go and I almost never have the radio on anymore.
Still a force to be reckoned with, this is a rare idiot move on his part.

2024-02-04 21:20:04 GMT

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I don't understand that at all, I've seen more than my fair share over the years and trannies are still an instant turn off.
Its like Chris Chan needing to commit mental effort to "stay straight" it doesn't require you to try at all if you're actually straight.

2024-01-27 23:16:35 GMT

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Wait they don't have that slop in the UK?
Also lol "bowl-log-nah"

2024-01-12 17:41:33 GMT

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Saw a downie that got hired to be the Liberty tax mascot that was just rockin out to probably Kidz Bop like our boy here. At first I lol'd, but then it occurred to me that this tard is certainly happier than I am. Good on him.

2024-01-11 07:24:07 GMT

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The wildest confirmation of this was freshman year at a majority nignog school and there was a thunderstorm one day. These dumbass nearly adult niggers hid under their desks from it "becuz nature scary, nigga."

2024-01-11 07:18:48 GMT

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Nah, they don't like the cold and are scared of natural phenomenons. Cars are safe.

2024-01-10 21:14:38 GMT

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Their fighting art is Jewjitsu and they use throwing stars of David.

2024-01-04 02:18:57 GMT

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I've jumped into hellthreads (like now) where I didn't bother reading everything, said something dumb/barely related, then just said "oh shit, my bad" when called on it. Simple as.

2023-12-26 00:36:34 GMT

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I hate that I'm associated with this imagery because I live in Burgerland.

2023-12-12 18:45:04 GMT

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Most likely. The elites can be retarded, but they're not retarded enough to do that kind of shit out on the surface web with search terms everybody knows about.
May as well be standing in Times Square with a megaphone telling everyone you have pedo shit for sale.
Meh, maybe not. Current New York you'd probably get some kind of hero medal for that.

2023-12-06 14:59:44 GMT

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This post keeps popping up in my notifications and every once and awhile I'll reread it. I have three new commentaries:
1. Why the salt, sugar, and oil? It seems to me spreading that shit all over the land would be a fair amount of work and probably a high cost on their meager budget. Did they think it would help?
2. If they thought spreading salt, sugar, and oil on the land would help, they're pretty much doing the same thing as Idiocracy watering their plants with legally safe Gatorade.
3. Wypipo don't season dey farmland.

2023-12-05 02:42:49 GMT

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2023-11-25 19:11:19 GMT

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Special delivery.
https://i.poastcdn.org/56b41dbee6b3bfe685450d23ac8c376e494310df4c8f1442413222db75d1c162.mp4

2023-11-22 18:52:48 GMT

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I was always told cremation was a silly way to avoid hell the catholics came up with or some such?
Something about your body is utterly destroyed which means so is your soul for reasons, therefore you get deleted instead of hell.

2023-11-04 17:30:46 GMT

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>Because some cunt with glasses and a Phd thinks its better for the economy.
Funny that dicking around with time changes is helpful to the economy according to cunts like that, but printing money, spending it on nothing, and removing 80% of our country's manufacturing capabilities isn't a problem. I hate that sort of person.

2023-11-04 17:12:31 GMT

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Because doing anything to benefit the working plebs goes against their religion.