Michael W Lucas¹ :flan_mail: on Nostr: Wait a minute! #Rats are selfish little goobers, especially when it comes to treats. ...

Wait a minute! #Rats are selfish little goobers, especially when it comes to treats. How does Doolan get to eat that Rat Sundae in peace?

I bribe everyone else. Here's Croghan with a Toddler Cheesy Poof.

Note that I put Toddler Cheesy Poofs in the same category as Toddler Vodka; an unmistakable sign of capitalism gone wrong.

When Doolan finishes his sundae, he of course demands a Cheesy Poof. Because everyone else got one. #petrats

I don't get cheesy poofs. I get to spend the day working on "Run Your Own Mail Server" tech edits, so I can launch the Kickstarter Monday with a clear conscience. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mwlucas/run-your-own-mail-server