Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire:

https://io.mwl.io/@mwl

Kvetching, not complaining.

Writes books. Pet rats. Martial arts. Punch Nazis & terfs. If it wasn't on Industrial Records it's not industrial music, it's just sparkling noise. He/him. Bangpath old. Detroit, MI, US. Gelato!

Website: https://mwl.io
Crowdfunding: https://mwl.io/ks
Bookstore: https://mwl.io/shop
Link Index: https://mwl.link

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2026-05-24 21:47:58 GMT

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I recommend Ubik, yes. It's a trip, but you're warned.

2026-05-24 21:33:17 GMT

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Time out of Joint is a decent place to start!
Martian Time-Slip, Clans of the Alphane Moon, The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, Dr. Bloodmoney.
A Scanner Darkly will break your heart.

2026-05-17 17:54:43 GMT

"I grew up seeing the Laserblast VHS box in the video rental store, and I could sense the Bad radiating from it. I never actually touched it. Then, decades later, MWL found a monkey's paw and wrote this as one of his wishes." -- Goodreads review
It's summer. You need a summer read. Like my latest novel. Because the 1980s *deserve* to be blown up. #ebook #scifi
https://mwl.io/static/books/laserblasted.html

2026-05-11 15:52:55 GMT

Hey #wordpress folks! I'm stumped.
My web site has shows book covers for everything I've written or appeared in. The images are have "align=alignleft".
Most pages, this is fine.
On a couple, though, as you widen the page, certain pics appear on the far right on short rows. It's like there's a hard line break somewhere? https://mwl.io/fiction/anthologies is an example.
I'd rather have nice tidy rows. Any suggestions what I should look at? Or the search terms I need to use?

2026-05-06 16:23:08 GMT

Weird #FreeBSD #pkgbase thing. #sysadmin
I updated my hosts from 14->15 with freebsd-update, then ran pkgbaseify and switched to pkgbase. No problem.
My jails & bhyves update, no problem.
# freebsd-version
15.0-RELEASE-p8
The bare metal install?
# freebsd-version
15.0-RELEASE-p4
# pkg upgrade -r FreeBSD-base
Updating FreeBSD-base repository catalogue...
FreeBSD-base repository is up to date.
FreeBSD-base is up to date.
Checking for upgrades (1 candidates): 100%
Processing candidates (1 candidates): 100%
Checking integrity... done (0 conflicting)
Your packages are up to date.
So it finds packages, but there's nothing to update? #headdesk

2026-05-06 13:26:13 GMT

Chrome loaded a 4GB AI onto each install? In an age when many PCs have 256GB storage?
Total disregard for the users.
I used Chrome only for financial tasks. I'm ditching it for Safari and Edge. Keeping my heavily locked down Firefox for routine browsing.

2026-04-29 02:12:56 GMT

Brokenwood Jesus is best Jesus.

2026-03-02 17:17:51 GMT

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you're projecting. any subtlety I possess is an artifact of your imagination, sorry.

2026-03-02 17:08:43 GMT

Charity Auction for Kansas Trans Folks and/or Minneapolis ICE Relief.
Related to my 1 April Kickstarter.
https://mwl.io/archives/24580
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2026-02-25 19:27:00 GMT

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I don't THINK so? Could be wrong?
The original animation was pretty crap?

2026-02-25 18:30:18 GMT

Correct Skeletor is correct.
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2026-02-06 18:35:07 GMT

This article is disturbingly compelling. #doctorWho #sesameStreet https://www.cracked.com/image-pictofact-19146-insane-theory-of-the-day-oscar-the-grouch-is-a-time-lord

2026-01-09 20:00:43 GMT

"There's a 50% chance this package will contain the exclusive sponsor gift otherwise available only to pre-publication backers.
The remaining packages will contain a copy of the book and a glitter bomb."
#nonotryagain

2026-01-07 17:19:46 GMT

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true. but I'm lazy.

2026-01-07 17:00:26 GMT

I need a 9v 1a DC power adapter for my label printer.
Have I achieved Nerdvana? Do I already have such a power supply?
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2026-01-03 16:45:40 GMT

so street rules now say it's legal for, say, the EU or Vietnam to kidnap the US president? Have I got this right?

2025-12-14 14:38:21 GMT

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one reason I don't write articles for outside places:
even if they take my article as-is, voice and all, the headline is always written by the editor.
So, this is a policy set by the site, not the individual author.
Every sensible author knows to put a summary sentence near the top, so I suspect that the editor cut that as well.

2025-12-13 00:53:39 GMT

Christmas plan:
Get a spiral-cut ham. Walk it down the stairs like a Slinky.

2025-12-10 14:50:23 GMT

I'm sad to say we lost Willoughby yesterday.
Rats know they are prey animals. They hide weakness until they can't. Willoughby was having trouble breathing Monday night. We rushed him to the vet Tuesday morning. An X-ray showed that he had advanced lung cancer. We had to let him go.
If you sponsored n4sa2e, you got Willoughby's portrait on your challenge coin.
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/115/695/814/229/860/946/original/55508133d9102315.jpg

2025-12-10 02:18:09 GMT

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Torn between:
a) aww, thank you :flan_blush:
b) oh my sweet summer child, you have no idea what I protect you from
c) <pinhead voice> I have such code to show you
So I'm going with d) all of the above.

2025-12-01 16:11:24 GMT

Last month, 18 people ordered print books from my store instead of going to the Bezosbeast.
Writers, set up your own stores. It's worth it. #writing

2025-11-27 01:08:05 GMT

Harry Connolly is one of my favorite fantasy authors.
His family is in trouble. http://harryjconnolly.com/17553-2/
If you're looking for a good binge read, grab his completed epic fantasy trilogy The Great Way.
His "A Key, an Egg, an Unfortunate Remark" is the best standalone urban fantasy I've read.

2025-11-26 12:45:10 GMT

ICYMI: #openzfsmastery sponsorships are now open. #sysadmin #zfs
https://sponsor.mwl.io

2025-11-17 20:51:07 GMT

Existential Comics (@npub1zja…mraq) has, once again, exposed the Truth.
https://existentialcomics.com/comic/629

2025-11-14 16:46:38 GMT

The new Assemblage 23 album is grand, but this in particular is today's mood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu8tFsejFlo

2025-11-09 15:14:57 GMT

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autoconfiguration is always vulnerable, period. Doesn't matter the protocol.
They did, however, disable remote access to broadcast addresses.

2025-11-03 19:16:11 GMT

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heck, if I'd discovered that, I would have felt morally compelled to steal those jewels! :flan_mask: COMPELLED, I say!

2025-11-01 01:38:43 GMT

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Here's an older pic of Beemster and Cremet.
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/115/471/881/716/063/138/original/d02c8266517dc73e.jpg

2025-10-31 15:38:13 GMT

Cashel's plans for today clearly do not include me. #petRats #rats
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/115/469/521/800/572/394/original/afcaeec860b5855c.jpg

2025-10-24 22:30:31 GMT

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein was not the monster.
Wisdom is understanding that Frankenstein WAS the monster.
Enlightenment is understanding that I, the person who brings this up at every chance in every conversation, am the monster.

2025-10-23 18:59:37 GMT

My pal @npub1k4a…qt94 had a blue Nissan Cube that reminded us all of a Trek shuttle. He parked it legally. A jerk rammed it. The car's a total loss.
We live in Detroit. If you don't have wheels, you're done. He could use some help.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-zig-replace-his-beloved-galileo

2025-10-23 17:07:45 GMT

"MacOS is so easy! Everything JUST WORKS!"
My Mac morning login screen:
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/115/424/574/508/406/164/original/9667f9df8ac9d9ff.jpg

2025-10-21 23:46:25 GMT

She Who Must Be Obeyed has started rewatching Midsomer Murders.
The second episode is about murder in a writers' group, and I'm spending the whole time stopping myself from shouting "All of them! They're all guilty guilty GUILTY!" #writing
I know writers. Trust me.

2025-10-16 14:04:08 GMT

Making a plan for the day is great but execution is *everything*.
Cashel is executing flawlessly.
#petRats #rats
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2025-10-09 02:40:39 GMT

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SO American!

2025-10-09 02:31:44 GMT

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So American.

2025-10-08 11:33:48 GMT

Bought stroopwafel in the Amsterdam airport!
Turns out metric stroopwafel are incompatible with imperial tea cups. An engineering solution was necessary.
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/115/338/326/870/989/952/original/ed3c19d9e1ac481f.jpg

2025-10-06 11:58:24 GMT

36 hours to go on the "Networking for System Administrators" #Kickstarter, and it's <$400 from all backers getting FOUR #sysadmin books!
https://mwl.io/ks
Plus, you know, fighting less with the network team and all that.

2025-10-04 12:06:42 GMT

and there's the metallic taste, right on schedule.

2025-10-04 12:05:00 GMT

Three days left on the "Networking for System Administrators" #kickstarter. Every #sysadmin should know what's in this book.
Last chance to get the special edition, yes, but also the first chance to get the ebook or paperback!
https://mwl.io/ks
I would appreciate your support.

2025-10-02 20:05:39 GMT

I masked all through EuroBSDCon.
Got a cold anyway. :flan_piteous:

2025-10-02 11:46:08 GMT

Five days left on the "Networking for System Administrators" #Kickstarter. Backers get two bonus Unix books so far. It might be more. Depends on how high it goes.
If you're a #sysadmin sick of fighting with the network team, this book will help you. #n4sa2e
https://mwl.io/ks

2025-09-23 02:00:32 GMT

On the plane for eurobsdcon!
The tranks are working. I am still certain that the plane will go down in flames and screams, but I don't really care.
Buy my books, SWMBO will need the dough.

2025-09-17 17:50:42 GMT

Gonna have to do a bunch of Debian manual installs for #openzfsmastery, so I'm installing on a flash drive that I can move between test hosts. Yes, I have the live CD, but I want a user account with SSH keys and static IP and all that.
Filesystems. Ugh. #sysadmin

2025-09-15 19:32:50 GMT

#FreeBSD has supported ZFS since 2008 and is considered a Tier 1 platform.
Ubuntu has supported ZFS since 2016 and is not.
#openzfsmastery #nonotryagain

2025-09-15 15:34:44 GMT

I need copy-on-select on my Mac, so looking at installing iTerm.
Any better #macos terminal suggestions?

2025-09-05 15:10:23 GMT

Truth.
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2025-09-01 17:24:49 GMT

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I shout "control your platform."
I shout "don't do business with companies that support Nazis--moral issues aside, the people willing to support the far right honestly believe it's not only okay but ethical to screw you over."
I shout about disintermediation.
People nod and tell me they hear me and pat me on the head and keep on doing business with Nazi-supporting companies.
So damn frustrating.
My only consolation? I've had my books in public for 33 years, and I'm still in business.
They won't be.

2025-09-01 17:20:11 GMT

Substack is implementing their writer lock-in right now.
https://www.journalism.co.uk/news/substack-changes-frustrate-publishers-one-option-is-terrible-for-us-the-other-is-terrible-for-our-readers-/s2/a1274464/
Writers, leave while you can.

2025-08-23 13:27:04 GMT

For the weekend crowd:
"Networking for System Administrators, 2nd ed" now has a full Kickstarter page, with a book description and everything. It starts by confessing the title is a lie.
https://mwl.io/ks
I'd appreciate folks spreading the word. #sysadmin :flan_beg:

2025-08-22 08:28:23 GMT

The "Networking for System Administrators" #kickstarter now has a launch date and a description. #sysadmin #n4sa2e
https://mwl.io/ks
I'd appreciate interested folks sharing the word on any appropriate forum. :flan_beg: :flan_heart: Thank you!

2025-08-20 19:39:24 GMT

N4SA2e sent to copyedit!
https://mwl.io/archives/24396 #sysadmin #n4sa2e

2025-08-19 18:02:52 GMT

I have used 203.0.113.0/24 as my internal network for several years. It's reserved for documentation, and I write documentation, so that saved me much trouble.
Amazon's Kindle has now blocklisted those addresses. Which means SWMBO's Kindle doesn't work.
Time to renumber. :flan_piteous: #sysadmin

2025-08-11 00:18:23 GMT

One of these years, I need to check out defcon. Or black hat. Or bsides lv.
One of them things. Whichever.

2025-08-08 02:40:31 GMT

Tonight's movie: 'I don't have FOMO. I have FOBI, Fear Of Being Included."

2025-08-07 18:17:41 GMT

Author's Tranquility Press got my phone number, and they keep calling thinking that I'll pay them for promotion.
ATP is 100% a scam.
Also: my books are not promotable. Nothing anyone does could make people want to buy them. #writing
https://www.bbb.org/us/ga/atlanta/profile/publishers/authors-tranquility-press-llc-0443-28199046/complaints

2025-08-06 21:09:21 GMT

Every time someone asks me about "how I self-publish," I flash back to a q&a at a con I shall not name, where I was on the "authors who make a living" panel, but I was the indie one.
A woman who probably meant well got the mic and said, "You do realize, sir, that this aggressive independence and hyper-self-reliance is nothing but a trauma response?"
I looked her in the eye and said, "So is hyper-competence."
So, yeah. That's how I make a living.

2025-08-06 15:53:23 GMT

May you all have whiskers as magnificent as Cashel's.
#petRats #rats #onlyRats
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2025-08-03 02:38:38 GMT

Windows has betrayed me one too many times. I'm raising money to buy a Mac for my publishing business.
Coupon code MWL gets you 10% off at my bookstore.
https://tiltedwindmillpress.com
PS: and before you shout "Linux/TempleOS/Inferno/whatever:" https://mwl.io/faq#tools
PSPS: I'll be reposting this, because capitalism. Sorry.

2025-07-28 15:47:57 GMT

Windows 11: You need TPM 2.0 to get security updates.
Me: fine, here you go
Win11: Please reboot to install updates!
Me: ok
Win11: I WILL NEVER BOOT AGAIN AND I WILL NOT ENTER SAFE MODE AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SEE THE ERROR LOG

2025-07-24 15:32:40 GMT

Peanut butter time! #petrats #rats
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2025-07-23 18:45:51 GMT

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Ah! Turns out this supermicro motherboard doesn't have a TPM. Win11 after 22H2 requires TPM 2.0.
I can buy an official SM TPM 1.2 module for $200, or a knock-off TPM 2.0 for $15. :flan_think:

2025-07-23 18:15:30 GMT

PC: Your Windows install is out of date and no longer supported. Update to a newer Windows 11 to get security patches.
Me: Okay, fine. Update the PC to 24H2.
PC: lol no
(I turned off a bunch of telemetry and copilot, suspect that's my problem.)

2025-07-20 14:51:25 GMT

both US political parties believe in myths.
Republicans believe in trickle-down economics.
Democrats believe in bipartisanship.

2025-07-15 01:28:24 GMT

WeTransfer just changed their ToS to allow them to train AI on any files you transfer through them.
Don't use there service, especially for work that you don't have the right to relicense to them (e.g., commercial work that's exactly the most likely to create the huge files WeTransfer specializes in).
(ETA: this is already going boom so I'm muting it.)
https://wetransfer.com/explore/legal/terms

2025-07-05 15:01:36 GMT

My country
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2025-07-01 01:04:32 GMT

It's July in GMT, so retail stores are releasing my new novel!
If you've ever wondered why your childhood birthday party included a number of Parentally Mandated Assholes, enlightenment awaits.
https://mwl.link/laserblasted.html

2025-06-24 17:12:57 GMT

Have you had your nap today? #adviceFromRat #petrats #rats
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/114/739/456/285/938/130/original/2643273b018c70f7.jpg

2025-06-21 19:28:55 GMT

We've done well with our vegetable garden in previous years.
Last year, the nearby golf club announced with glee that they had finally caught the coyotes who had settled on the course.
This year, every yard in the neighborhood is overrun with rabbits.
I'm starting a Coyote Repatriation Committee.

2025-06-10 20:09:46 GMT

It's official: #bsdcan has begun. At least for me, that is.
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/114/660/879/453/436/274/original/ac0994693a88f4b6.jpg

2025-06-07 16:12:34 GMT

Pondering this whole X fork thing...
X is basically complete. The lead devs have moved over to Wayland. I'm not saying it's dead, but tech has moved in a different direction.
Seems like this X fork is just someone who wants to claim authority over something.
Fine. Let him. The world has moved on.

2025-06-06 13:59:07 GMT

Ordering challenge coins today. They're imported from China, like everything else.
Searched for the current tariff, and... how am I supposed to separate facts from AI slop? 50%? 20? 71% :flan_piteous:

2025-06-04 16:16:36 GMT

Just realized that my tech book mailing list messages should include the full message only as plain text. The HTML should read:
"You are using an HTML mail client to read a message from a Unix person. Please upgrade to a client that supports plain text to view the message."
(This troll brought to you by yet another "upgrade your client" email from someone I actually want to hear from.)

2025-06-03 18:11:17 GMT

When a Kickstarter has over 10 prelaunch followers, KS starts treating it like a real thing. And shows the follower count.
I have my next two set up. If either interests you, please click "follow" so I can be a real boy.
"Twisted Presents" - Many folks love Christmas. These tales are for the rest of us. - https://mwl.io/ks
"Networking for System Administrators, 2nd ed" - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mwlucas/networking-for-system-administrators-2nd-edition
Thank you!

2025-06-01 15:50:42 GMT

Want to know how authors are feeling about the whole publishing industry?
http://www.skyladawncameron.com/2025/06/its-done/
There's a *reason* I pushed so damn hard to get print direct sales going.

2025-06-01 13:33:56 GMT

If I have to tell you I'm a "safe person" or "an ally" or whatever, I'm doing it wrong.

2025-06-01 13:01:26 GMT

Sponsorships on "Networking for System Administrators" close today. If you want your name in the book, or the challenge coin, today is it.
When today? Whenever I get around to it.
It has 296 sponsors, making it my most sponsored book ever. WOW. But it'd be kind of cool to get a nice even 300?
https://www.tiltedwindmillpress.com/product/n4sa2e-sponsor/

2025-05-27 20:24:58 GMT

Read this.
Seriously. Quit scrolling, shut the hell up, and read this.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-open-letter-to-robert-f-kennedy-jr-who-thinks-my-daughter-is-a-tragedy

2025-05-22 19:07:58 GMT

People don't listen when I declare that "anything can go over any port" so am pondering demonstrating netcat on UDP/53 for data transport. :flan_evil: #n4sa2e

2025-05-22 16:22:48 GMT

Willoughby, smiling on all of you from above. #petrats #rats
https://sb-z7t2ukmxv5.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/114/552/403/212/461/841/original/9ebf77ee5824fad8.jpg

2025-05-08 17:07:44 GMT

Everyone welcome the new pope!
https://sb-z7t2ukmxv5.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/114/473/307/472/172/927/original/f7635a2a23c2bafd.mp4

2025-05-06 15:53:18 GMT

"If you must indulge the impulse to tweak your CA bundle, do so on your personal systems. In production, leave bad enough alone."
"Networking for System Administrators, 2nd edition" is open for sponsorship. Help me bring this book to the world. Print sponsors get a challenge coin.
https://www.tiltedwindmillpress.com/product/n4sa2e-sponsor/

2025-05-06 12:07:23 GMT

Cashel is increasingly aware of global shenanigans, and wants me to ensure that the treat supply continues uninterrupted.
That's the plan, buddy. That's the plan. :flan_worried: #rats #petrats
https://sb-z7t2ukmxv5.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/114/460/801/406/691/318/original/cf2467fb0ccc3373.jpg

2025-05-04 17:18:36 GMT

I'm running an auction in honor of Mike Karels for the BSDCan Travel Fund.
https://mwl.io/archives/24105
You missed the RYOMS challenge coin? Here's your chance to get one.

2025-05-02 14:32:07 GMT

Around 1995, I bought a box of 500 business envelopes. They finally ran out, and I bought another box.
Modern envelopes are crap! No matter how hard I lick, these stupid things won't stay closed! I tried three in a row. Sending them back, with a complaint!
https://sb-z7t2ukmxv5.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/114/438/718/806/026/971/original/525165427bd63609.jpg

2025-05-02 14:20:54 GMT

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Fortunately, obscenity is never gratuitous in infosec

2025-04-28 14:02:07 GMT

Due to a typo in the [@bsdcan](https://bsd.network/@bsdcan ) ops team chat, am now pondering abandoning attendee badges in favor of attendee badgers.
I'm the con chair. I can make that decision, right? #bsdcan

2025-04-24 01:37:00 GMT

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We did clipping, but they had to be anaesthetized for it and they had to be clipped every two weeks. Super unhealthy in the long term. Supposedly this is better for them.
Rats normally adapt to this, we just have to be patient.

2025-04-23 16:08:10 GMT

Willoughby's incisors were trying to kill him, so the rodentist had to take them out.
The thumb-beast keeps telling him to chew with his "molars," whatever THOSE are, but he hasn't figured that out yet. #petrats #rats
https://sb-z7t2ukmxv5.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/114/388/138/386/104/769/original/a5ba4404be5b1b9a.jpg

2025-04-21 15:46:31 GMT

Waffling on the title for my Christmas collection:

2025-04-09 16:54:18 GMT

If I had a dollar for every time a man told me my crocs were unmanly, I'd have... a LOT more crocs.

2025-04-05 12:17:26 GMT

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sorry, yes, US

2025-04-04 23:29:27 GMT

Folks who are new to protesting:
Never sign up for protests online. Never organize online. Just show up the day of with your sign, comfy clothes, and wont-cry-if-you-lose-it water bottle. If you've already signed up, don't do it again.
If you're worried, bring a minute flip phone and write your lawyer's number on your arm.
Random yahoo commenters will be quashed.

2025-04-03 23:58:57 GMT

Ever see something so bad, you have to do it over yourself--but correctly?
I have.
https://mwl.io/ks #laserblasted #kickstarter
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2025-04-02 13:01:02 GMT

using #firefox or a derivative? Setting browser.ml.chat.enabled=false turns off the brand-new AI features.
You're welcome.

2025-04-01 12:39:49 GMT

Happy April Fools' everyone.
https://sb-z7t2ukmxv5.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/114/262/747/101/169/670/original/ab566b2451c7c1b7.mp4

2025-03-31 17:50:26 GMT

Good April Fools' pranks are benign violations of expectations, done with love and kindness. The prankee should neither feel fear nor have to spend time cleaning it up.
Unless they laugh so hard that they pee. That's a special kind of win.
If you can't achieve this, don't bother.

2025-03-31 12:36:07 GMT

I would like to congratulate France for imprisoning an embezzler who just happens to be a leading political figure.
Other countries should take note of how it's done.

2025-03-25 01:30:15 GMT

Me in the National Security Group Chat.
https://sb-z7t2ukmxv5.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/114/220/478/118/960/165/original/1b297fc42e0a0792.jpg

2025-03-18 01:27:06 GMT

If your software is vulnerable to a Wile E Coyote attack, you need to start over.
https://futurism.com/tesla-wall-autopilot