Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on Nostr: >Be juror on case where a fat Somali woman grifted the taxpayer out of tens of ...
>Be juror on case where a fat Somali woman grifted the taxpayer out of tens of millions of dollars.
>$500k bribe left on my doorstep.
>Call the cops, tell them a $120k bribe was left on my doorstep.
>Get excused from world's most profitable jury duty with a clear conscience.
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