Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado

Monster hunter and big boss of shitpost.cloud.

Bouncing into people's replies with content-free nastiness.

alts: [email protected], [email protected]

Public Key

npub1scjc2e839xfmmsjfqr87huvu9qxenptmamfrcj6s98gv6frq5wgqh0el3p

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsgvfv9vncjnyaacfyspnlt7xwzsrves4a7a53ufdgzn5xdy3s28yqmyq76u

Publishing to

relay.mostr.pub

Author Public Key

npub1scjc2e839xfmmsjfqr87huvu9qxenptmamfrcj6s98gv6frq5wgqh0el3p

Show more details

Last Notes

2024-06-29 04:34:41

In reddit land, the New York Times is now a misinformation-peddling far-right rag :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
https://shitpost.cloud/media/72dcf91a-54bc-43cd-b5e5-699063df42f4/Untitled.png
https://shitpost.cloud/media/26652eca-5626-4e1c-86c2-2b90e7659958/17196173617712133.webp

2024-06-29 02:01:57

- reply

>This nigga thinks McCain and Romney had to intentionally throw their elections.
LOL

2024-06-24 20:39:57

https://shitpost.cloud/media/3727b52f-6ede-4a2a-af93-e0c87955e1c4/Screenshot_20240624-133927.png

2024-06-23 18:19:45

- reply

Skibidi Toilet

2024-06-23 05:21:43

- reply

@npub1dfd…z0et

2024-06-23 00:52:33

>mfw I'm a nu-DnD villain and I intentionally make my fortress of evil wheelchair inaccessible.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/c5a7f08d-8e6c-4021-91f8-473558f28339/OIG3.4dWh1ikOO7UF.jpeg

2024-06-23 00:17:25

>Lets shoot this hornets nest while sitting literally right next to in, what could possibly go wrong?
https://shitpost.cloud/media/7022e42a-82ad-488b-89a0-7d15492d17c3/SnapSave.io-Hornet%20Nest%20VS%20Shotgun%21%21-%28720p%29.mp4

2024-06-22 07:04:59

- reply

Well...she probably cares more about Wings than Keem does about Boogie.

2024-06-22 06:37:16

- reply

Always love seeing niggas get W's over Ralph. Not because it's hard of course, just because it's funny.

2024-06-22 06:29:54

- reply

Keemstar is more like an imp than a gnome.

2024-06-22 06:27:12

- reply

>I tried meth and I think I really like it.
Many such cases.

2024-06-22 06:11:32

- reply

Keemstar having the power to evict me sounds horrifying.

2024-06-22 06:05:44

- reply

Keemstar is probably a worse landlord, but he accepts the only currency Boogie can pay in.

2024-06-22 06:03:22

>Keemstar took over Boogie's mortgage and now owns his house.
>Keemstar is Boogie's landlord, and the rent is paid by participating in his circus sideshow podcast.
I cannot fucking imagine living in the hell of an existence that is Boogie's life.

2024-06-22 05:57:27

- reply

I don't know why groypers even try to beat the homosexuality allegations anymore.

2024-06-22 05:53:02

- reply

If Ted Cruz was a real nigga he would've been retweeting those porno clips, not just liking them.

2024-06-22 05:35:57

- reply

I thought people knew ACKkoma was made by trannies who forked it because they wanted "Pleroma but not for bigots".

2024-06-22 04:00:15

I really don't want to believe Rackets was dosing his daughter with coke to treat her ADHD and/or narcolepsy, but paradoxically the more I think "there's no way he'd be that retarded" the more I start thinking he really was that retarded.

2024-06-20 09:02:00

https://shitpost.cloud/media/7fbe38e4-8c31-4104-a486-517e6729f6ef/GQZHSILWEAAawoT.jpeg

2024-06-20 02:01:56

The Climate Change copes are getting increasingly deranged.
#note17sy…e8x4

2024-06-19 23:51:34

- reply

What an unsurprising development.

2024-06-18 23:50:51

A new age of memeing is upon us, lads.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/3bac81cb-c63f-4693-aa83-07db1232c2ae/1718674129155947.webm

2024-06-18 22:20:42

Ronnie McNutt saved in the nick of time by AI-generated Mossad agents.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/6fba7bba-2711-4e5c-bddf-2e9c8d304b95/1718736751659876.mp4

2024-06-18 19:46:12

- reply

Antisemitism: the forbidden flavor of racism.

2024-06-18 09:27:57

- reply

>Kpop is good, we swear. We're just using it as a psychological weapon because it's so good it'll make the norks see the light of neoliberal capitalism.

2024-06-18 05:19:20

- reply

>Converting to Christianity for pussy.
...what?

2024-06-18 02:40:50

- reply

It's funny how they think there's any timeline where a guy trying to take a 14 year old warbride in a civil war scenario or something wouldn't just end up taking 14 rounds to the chest. Any general collapse of law and order that would allow them to try that would also enable a much greater amount of people to begin enacting a long-awaited TPD.

2024-06-17 20:04:33

- reply

I just listen to this stuff at work.

2024-06-17 19:55:51

Dax is a sick fuck.
https://youtu.be/UycdNhGTgOk

2024-06-17 15:54:57

I like how every other article on tech and business sites now is another morsel of sage advice from the venerated Jensen Huang, head monk of the Nvidia Temple.

2024-06-16 22:04:20

>Oh no! Pornhub is withdrawing from my state! I'm totally owned!
>The only way my state could be any more owned is if we passed more laws to drive out the fast food slop peddlers too! No! Anything but that!
#note1p9y…r9d9

2024-06-16 07:51:52

Would you look at that, another woman in STEM story that's probably exaggerated or completely fake. Also TIL Jack Black is jewish.
#note1hm5…rtav

2024-06-16 00:15:01

My bank be like "Hey you know how you overdrew your account two weeks ago and rectified it like a day later? Well here's a letter in the mail about this thing you already took care of."

2024-06-15 22:06:18

- reply

>Using Discord
What a fag.

2024-06-15 21:26:35

- reply

>mfw I go for a ride to the other end of my 10,000 square foot Texas McMansion to turn down the thermostat a few more degrees Fahrenheit.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/4a41185c-0f1c-4805-a1b9-d09b6a4997e8/OIG4%20%286%29.jpeg

2024-06-15 04:28:50

- reply

I ain't foldin', duckman.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/b829424d-304d-4716-9760-25e4d60422f3/something%20happens%20hoss.jpeg

2024-06-15 01:42:41

Inspiring speech from @npub193a…z6ex
https://shitpost.cloud/media/ec4e19bc-8ee2-4071-b50b-bc6cef9733bf/never%20back%20down%20when%20you%20are%20accused%20of%20being%20racist.mp4

2024-06-14 03:24:47

- reply

Worried husbandcore.

2024-06-14 02:48:34

Least degenerate reddit tranny.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/75266c7b-b47d-437c-b56c-e924d9795236/sofiefordo1.webp
https://shitpost.cloud/media/a840cb7e-e5e5-4be5-8f81-5f5463c0428d/sofiefordo2.webp
https://shitpost.cloud/media/6ba82a76-d682-4159-9d8e-34c94a6d8708/sofiefordo3.webp

2024-06-13 06:48:22

- reply

We're entering the decade of commodities.

2024-06-13 06:43:22

>What did you do over the weekend?
Oh, you know. Stuff.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/ab06bf85-7360-4aba-b3a2-9eb13e07a849/GANGSCRAP.mp4

2024-06-12 00:12:43

Josh had to take ten minutes to emotionally compose himself after tard raging nonstop for days after getting banned from Twitter.

2024-06-11 06:10:05

- reply

He must've had some side hoes or his great grandson @npub108p…yev6 wouldn't be here.

2024-06-10 19:41:43

Apparently he got away with doing this for three years at his last place, totaling 7 years of rent-free living in NYC. I'm actually kinda impressed, to be honest. I wonder if this guy will find another landlord braindead enough to rent to him.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/40625502-f0ef-4d0f-b477-a39e337e859e/Screenshot_20240610-123809.png

2024-06-10 05:10:37

Millennials finding out they ain't hip with the kids is one of my new favorite things.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/6eb39f0a-abad-4f01-af9a-315332f0aa45/Untitled.png

2024-06-10 01:30:44

- reply

DSP can be ruthless when he wants to be.

2024-06-09 22:35:44

Achieving Chudvana.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/1983f387-bba2-42ea-84a2-de50ece4cd7c/Achieving%20Chudvana.mp4

2024-06-09 22:19:28

He'll be a legend if he does this.
#note1htm…5kdl
https://shitpost.cloud/media/787238ac-fc98-43db-9e16-c3dc1f3d8e86/Untitled.png

2024-06-09 22:14:40

- reply

>A-at least he's the EP's problem now :marseycope:
https://shitpost.cloud/media/e2557e3c-40f7-4be9-ab2e-513de1607e35/1717962040796994.png

2024-06-09 22:11:50

The madlad pole who took a fire extinguisher to a menorah just got into the European Parliament lmao.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/e5f851b7-5ca5-41c3-99e0-a5d4f4ad6a59/Grzegorz%20Braun.png

2024-06-09 03:56:23

- reply

99% trash, 1% gems.

2024-06-08 09:57:23

- reply

@npub1wcf…equk crack open that reddit weed seltzer bro, it's time to celebrate.

2024-06-08 05:16:59

My sister left half a pack of the gayest hard seltzers I have ever laid eyes on in my fridge last time she visited, and now I'm about to drink one because I was tricked into watching beanie man and forgot to go pickup beer before the liquor store closed. Pray for my testosterone levels, friends.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/047fe674-146b-469c-948c-b7b97c44877b/PXL_20240608_031207694.MP.jpg

2024-06-08 04:15:40

- reply

The beanie was within your reach. You would've been a legend.

2024-06-08 04:09:37

- reply

I'm talking about the people who sent superberries to Dim Tool to try and get @npub18s4…h8lg to start ranting live on air about a final solution to the vtuber question.

2024-06-08 04:05:19

Anybody here who sent a vtuber superchat that didn't get read should go dispute the charge on their card immediately.

2024-06-08 03:49:52

@npub16pa…sxgh All the caffeine, nicotine, and prescription stimulants in the world aren't helping me stay awake through the superchat segment. Somebody send BossManJack's crack dealer on an emergency house call, I'm not gonna make it.

2024-06-08 03:15:24

@npub18s4…h8lg They're talking about Japan's birthrates. Doesn't this make you think about vtubers? It's tangentially relevant to the discussion, go off on these fools.

2024-06-08 03:13:25

- reply

If only somebody would say something to trigger the Fediverse 'nam flashbacks of the past few days.

2024-06-08 03:10:48

@npub18s4…h8lg stop being a wallflower and start mogging the discussion. You're just sitting there while Tim and his cohosts huff each other's farts.

2024-06-08 02:50:32

>Tim talking about punishing politicians by making them wear a diaper and say they're stinky babies.
Gross, @npub18s4…h8lg tell Tim to stop gooning on stream.

2024-06-08 02:13:19

- reply

Yup. I posted the link.

2024-06-08 01:50:22

- reply

When we win he should be sentenced to life in a prison podcast studio where he still has to do his show but we get to pick guests that just come on and body him every night.

2024-06-08 01:47:19

- reply

@npub1tj5…l33p Save Jersh from Elon's Wild Ride.

2024-06-08 01:46:21

- reply

No, we need him back here where he belongs. Even just mentioning the possibility spawned a hellthread in my mentions.

2024-06-08 01:40:58

- reply

My boy unleashed his chud power level a bit too hard on the D-Day anniversary.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/d61a1aeb-10a2-4062-b65b-9ff60b432db1/17177693424317346.webp

2024-06-08 01:33:57

OH BOY A CROSSOVER EPISODE!
#note1m72…tzx7

2024-06-08 00:41:37

>"What are you doing!? This is a restricted area! Stop!"
>I'm fixing this timeline. I'll make sure he posts it this time, Sargon.
#note1x45…l8d4
https://shitpost.cloud/media/23ad8c1b-585c-4ce9-b998-c91f1d13c9bd/hoss%20time%20machine.jpeg

2024-06-08 00:07:36

- reply

I believe she was Greek. Now before you cast that stone I can already see you picking up, I'd just like to remind you that you're a Slav.

2024-06-07 23:55:37

- reply

Cleopatra was of European ancestry.

2024-06-07 23:54:47

- reply

All I can find are accusations that were likely spread by people who hated him, basically ancient Roman CNN headlines.

2024-06-07 23:52:28

- reply

Idk man he was a pretty big simp for Cleopatra.

2024-06-07 23:49:54

I wonder how Julius Caesar would feel about the month that was named in his honor being dedicated to sodomy.

2024-06-07 23:01:49

- reply

This is a good start, but it's still a little behind the times. When is the AfD going to start breaking out the soyjaks for their ads?

2024-06-07 22:32:10

I wonder how hard it'd be to add a minor tweak to Soapbox that shows sequential post numbers in the corner of posts so I can check dubs on my instance.

2024-06-07 22:28:12

The fun thing about having kiwis and poasties in my follows is that they sometimes start fighting in my mentions and create a beautiful little garden of drama under my shitpost. I wouldn't want it any other way :marseycheers:

2024-06-07 22:21:20

>tfw you're walking down the street and a gust of wind blows a few hundred cicadas down out of the trees.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/7a31fdaa-a2be-49cc-abe5-2250578985ea/SnapSave.io-Neo%20Dodging%20Bullets%20_%20The%20Matrix-%28720p%29.mp4

2024-06-07 21:47:56

I'd happily live under a Chinese-style authoritarian one-party state that crushes dissent with an iron fist if I never had to deal with the depravity and whiny bitching of you alphabetoids ever again. Not even hyperbole at this point.
#note1tmk…p39f

2024-06-07 20:48:19

- reply

Lord Raz Simone may have lost his freehold in the CHAZ, but perhaps his spymaster can fabricate claims on the Barony of Portland and find somebody sympathetic to his cause to lend him resources to press them.

2024-06-07 20:02:35

- reply

He didn't stream today. Must be because he's going through withdrawals after Elon cut him off.

2024-06-07 19:57:33

Anybody else notice?
#note1fyt…ajcn
https://shitpost.cloud/media/cc5b8b70-8ea2-4079-ab37-e2a6000946f3/fa1b2d370f96d263b8c0486c9b642b67c56dd6847a2af6efb7c5de89df5269e4~2.png

2024-06-07 19:51:37

Time to come home to Fedi, king.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/ba7de54d-d9de-48eb-9fb5-c35dc9565212/20240607_124934.jpg

2024-06-07 18:37:23

- reply

>Okay I'm bailed out of Hohol jail, time to get the fuck out of Dodge.
>But first, I need to tell the Internet about my daring escape plans!
:marseybrainlet:

2024-06-07 17:55:24

https://shitpost.cloud/media/318abc8b-3b24-46c6-8de8-e262388cc017/OIG1%20%286%29.jpeg

2024-06-07 16:33:03

Imagine going back in time like seven years and telling people CoachRedPill's name would make international headlines and world leaders like Putin would be name dropping him. People would think you're on fucking crack.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/95ddd11d-3f6c-4681-ac26-7bf81df8bde6/Screenshot_20240607-093132.png

2024-06-07 08:29:40

The guy I was ten years ago was a superior man to me in nearly all respects, but he wasn't cynical and jaded like I am now. That's not even a bad thing, but it's all I have to cling to as a cope.

2024-06-07 04:14:28

Women be like "I need an AI-augmented app to do what men easily accomplish with their eyes and intuition".
#note1f54…6hdq

2024-06-07 01:06:55

Pakistan just got bodied by the US in the Cricket World Cup, an event that Americans had no idea was even going on but probably makes headline news in Pakistan.
https://rdrama.net/h/sports/post/274660/pakistan-lost-to-the-usa-in

2024-06-07 00:50:28

- reply

What happened to the Midichlorians? Did they retcon that?

2024-06-06 07:13:59

If you want kids and you find out a woman you're dating doesn't, just break it off. Don't gamble on her changing her mind down the road, that's how you end up in this fucked situation.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/ac15865a-a2e2-484e-a84b-848b9aee29ef/GPUz49MXEAE3pWw.png

2024-06-06 01:43:08

- reply

Chris-chan might be the very first person to make a let's play, funnily enough.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Animal_Crossing_Documentary

2024-06-05 23:54:10

Y'know they should really call him Nick Cicada because he was out there banging nonstop with absolutely no regard for his own life.

2024-06-05 23:20:34

- reply

I find it hard to believe that somebody as immature as the Prince of Carboys could lower the bar even further.

2024-06-05 23:03:45

- reply

My shopping carts will continue to be left in the middle of the parking lot lanes until the societal conditions improve.

2024-06-05 22:17:48

- reply

Rich held a pity party for himself on stream where he had some delusional copes and then broke down. All the while he was so high off his ass on edibles that I kept thinking they were pausing the recording for commentary but it was just his brain not responding and causing five full seconds of dead air.

2024-06-05 21:00:01

- reply

He just wasn't on my radar because I'm not big into the DSPverse.

2024-06-05 20:56:30

I remember this ReviewTechUSA guy stumbling across rDrama while the EtikaPunks troll op was going on a couple years back and us having a laugh at him, but I had no idea he was such a colossal lolcow fuckup. This is hysterical.
https://youtu.be/sJvRYOERPts

2024-06-05 07:55:24

>Be juror on case where a fat Somali woman grifted the taxpayer out of tens of millions of dollars.
>$500k bribe left on my doorstep.
>Call the cops, tell them a $120k bribe was left on my doorstep.
>Get excused from world's most profitable jury duty with a clear conscience.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/e056584d-49ef-4ca3-9f10-44267c395603/Untitled.png
https://shitpost.cloud/media/8e609c08-1449-439a-84d0-6a4c69073f9e/17175570507843683.webp

2024-06-05 06:17:09

- reply

Tim frequently gloats about how successful he is despite being a high school dropout, and although I'm not about to rep the efficacy of modern educational institutions, I will say had he read some Thomas Hobbes in a PHIL 101 course he'd know what the State of Nature is and why somebody like him should not be advocating for it.

2024-06-05 04:39:32

- reply

If he finds a decent cheese selection when he moves back to the states and settles down in West Virginia or some other rural area you'll never see him admit he was wrong about the cheese thing.