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2024-04-13 05:03:55

garden_variety_jess on Nostr: Bedtime story by the fire šŸ”„ šŸŒ™ Last year I had a dream that my grandfather told ...

Bedtime story by the fire šŸ”„ šŸŒ™

Last year I had a dream that my grandfather told me the holy grail was never a cup ā€” it was always a bell šŸ”” and to look for my ancestors before 1700. So naturally, I went looking. I found out that both sides of my family were French Huguenots, fleeing the violence of the Roman Catholic Church, who arrived here between 1699 (dadā€™s side) and 1713 (momā€™s side).

But before 1700 is where it gets wild.

My dadā€™s ancestors were nobility, descended from one of the daughters of King Robert the Pious, son of Hugues Capet, father of the Capetian Dynasty and grandson of Charlemagne. Our correct name-spelling is Chasteigner, which in French would have sounded a lot like Chasteen. Funny side note: I have cousins who use the spelling Chastain, but my grandfather before he passed always told me ā€œit has two Eā€™s - donā€™t let anyone tell you different!ā€ And sure enough the original does have two Eā€™s, just not together. šŸ˜„

From what I can tell, we branched away from the Catholic Church in the high Middle Ages during the Crusades in favor of newly emerging Protestant ideas, but we remained in the protection of our cousins the French kings until after FranƧois 1, but not too long after! šŸ˜…

Speaking of Francis the First, this is where we run into my momā€™s ancestors. So get this: my dadā€™s ancestral cousin King Francis, hired my momā€™s ancestors, the three Brothers Caldwell ā€” to sail with Admiral Hayreddin Barbarossa as a protective detail, since by that time the old chivalric orders had been disbanded by Francisā€™s predecessors, most notably Philip the Fair who betrayed the Knights Templar 200 years prior, which coincidentally was exactly when the Caldwell family migrated from Albi, France to Scotland where they were granted lands neighboring another French guy you might have heard of: Hugh de Payens. šŸ˜‰

Even though the Caldwells fled France as religious refugees in the 1300s (we were Albigensian Cathars, and I still canā€™t find our original name spelling but it might have been the Occitanian ā€˜Cailhavelā€™), we frequently sailed out of the port of Toulon, where we met Francis and Barbarossa in the 1500s. Of course, that was Toulon before Napoleon made it into an open air prison for a hundred years. Itā€™s even said the King of England gave a silver cup engraved with the mountains of Toulon to our family before we left for America, so if anyone has seen that particular grail please do let me know.

Anyway thatā€™s my ancestral version of ā€œHow I met your motherā€ šŸ¤£ hope you enjoyed.

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