There once was a man from Nantucket
Who tripped and fell on a bucket
But due to his speed
Which was relativistic indeed
A series of fusion events and thermonuclear explosions preceded a massive shower of particles and gamma rays that created an expanding bubble of plasma that... ah, fuck it
Ben Royce 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 /
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2024-07-26 14:16:26
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