Bubba’s packing some extra pounds, so his doc slaps him with a diet plan. “Eat normal for two days, then skip a day, rinse and repeat for two weeks. Next visit, I wanna see at least five pounds gone.”
Bubba strolls back in, down a whopping 20 pounds.
“Holy smokes, Bubba, you crushed it!” the doc cheers. “Stuck to my plan, huh?”
Bubba nods, wheezing. “Doc, I swear I nearly keeled over on that third day!”
“Starving, eh?” the doc asks.
“Nah,” Bubba groans, “I ‘bout died from all that dang hoppin’ and skippin’ like a kangaroo hyped up on a sugar high!”
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