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:hacker_f::hacker_s::hacker_e:
Security update!

In light of the recent attack on the chudbuds.lol admin, which caused the instance to close, I am making several important changes to how FSE operates. These changes are intended to improve the security of the site.

:indiancallcenter: I have doubled FSE's call center staff.
:mcafeesmug: I have installed WINE on the server to run McAfee Antivirus.
:finksmug: FSE will be launching a new diversity initiative.
:cia: You will all be dosed with experimental hallucinogens and then left at a bus station to see what happens.
:chinogun: FSE is now a gun-free zone.
:biden2: The server to wear mask at all times to stop the spread for TWO WEEKS
:helpcomputer: unplug computer
:ban: A different furry will be instance-blocked every hour.
:campbellai: ChatGPT will have the final word in decisions about bans.
:relaxer: I will develop psychokinesis.
:heymateyougottaloicense: Proof of BBC license fees required in order to view posts.
:thankyou: drimk fluoride
:snake: This is a sneaking mission.
:exe: Minecraft mods are banned.
:hellthread: The hellthreads will continue until morale improves.
:putingoggles: Everyone is assumed to be a Russian hacker.
:globalistlocated: A U.N. Peacekeeping Force will be deployed to curb the warfare between the Hutus and Tustsis.
:lainstress: Everyone is required to love lain.
:davidkoreshwat: Religious extremists to be executed by the FBI.
:laughingman: I thought what I'd do was, I'd become one of those deaf-mutes.
:kazpw2: Age hasn't slowed you down one bit.
:metroid: The last metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace.
:olmusky: This page best viewed in Netscape Navigator at 800x600.
:misatocalling: It's not creepy if a chick does it.
:terryshades: Run them over with your car.
:hmrichard: Question number one: Do you like hurting other people?
:msf: Welcome to Outer Heaven!