Twig on Nostr: I had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without ...

I had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one.

On my way home, I stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. I told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"

"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."

"Why?"