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2026-11-03 20:56:00 GMT

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You said it.

2026-11-03 15:23:05 GMT

Breaking…
"President Trump says the U.S. will end roughly $4 billion in annual aid to Israel by the end of 2026, claiming that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu agreed to the decision."

2026-10-22 10:00:12 GMT

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Mail me yummy pizza pies!

2026-10-18 14:59:05 GMT

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2026-09-22 10:13:37 GMT

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Chris’s version is crisp, IQ 135!

2026-09-22 08:45:03 GMT

I recently took over as the new CEO, of a large company and I decided it was time to get rid of the slackers immediately.
I noticed a guy leaning lazily against a wall in a room full of hard workers. Seeing the perfect opportunity to show everyone that I meant business, I walked right up to him and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at me and said, "I make $450. Why?"
I told him, "Wait right here."
I marched back to my office, grabbed $1,800

2026-08-28 03:55:04 GMT

One dark night in Chicago, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the firefighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fireman in charge and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."
@npub1v3j…pre8 , GO!

2026-08-26 11:07:35 GMT

If you could explain the core reason for all the world’s problems, what would you say?

2026-08-26 01:20:14 GMT

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All five have different Sun signs, but the astrology gets more interesting …
JCD — Aries Sun
Dolly — Capricorn
Trump — Gemini
Bush — Cancer
Clinton — Leo
Then Tesla: Cancer Sun, but Jupiter at 8.6° Aries.
Djokovic: Gemini Sun, but North Node at about 9° Aries.
So JCD is the only one whose Sun itself is Aries, while Tesla and Djokovic both have striking Aries placements…..

2026-08-22 04:53:56 GMT

T. S. Eliot was a highly respected literary giant, working at the prestigious Faber offices in the 1930s. And yet, apparently, visitors could be invited to sit on a cushion that made a farting noise when compressed.
Imagine arriving at Faber expecting high literature and getting the literary equivalent of a whoopee cushion.
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2026-08-22 03:21:33 GMT

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I cannot. My biology textbook says that.

2026-08-22 03:13:21 GMT

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Apparently, a huge pain! That’s why many make fake bellies!

2026-08-22 02:59:12 GMT

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Wow, what a thing!

2026-08-22 02:56:20 GMT

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So does that mean we can kick a trans clitoris? And does size matter?

2026-08-22 02:48:45 GMT

I washed my wife's truck this morning, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing." instead of saying "just thinking" because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers, which would lead to other questions.
Finally, I pondered an age old question:

2026-08-19 14:49:02 GMT

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I heard Hayden’s boyfriend, Brian Hickerson, called 911 after she was found unresponsive.

2026-08-18 13:44:05 GMT

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

2026-08-18 05:05:03 GMT

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No such a thing…

2026-08-18 02:22:09 GMT

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He had 30 dollars in his pocket.

2026-08-18 02:06:00 GMT

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The man left disappointed, with only 30 dollars in his pocket. But instead of feeling sorry for himself, he bought 20 pounds of apples from a farmer, walked to a busy street corner, and started selling “fresh eco-friendly fruit.”
Within a few hours, he doubled his money. By the end of the day, he’d multiplied it tenfold. That’s when it hit him — maybe he didn’t need a boss at all.
Time passed. He bought a small truck, opened a fruit stand, then a small grocery store.

2026-08-18 02:05:08 GMT

A man walked into Twitter for a janitor job.
They asked him some questions, gave him a few basic tests, and finally said:
“Congratulations, you’re hired. Just leave us your email, and we’ll send you your work schedule.”
“Actually… I don’t have a computer, let alone an email,” the man admitted.
The HR manager frowned:
“I’m sorry, sir, but if you don’t have email, that means you don’t really exist in our system. And email communication is essential for how Twitter operates.”

2026-08-17 02:31:05 GMT

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One thing seems clear all South Koreans hate Trump.

2026-08-17 00:50:36 GMT

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2026-08-16 05:06:42 GMT

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2026-08-16 02:46:44 GMT

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I can imagine you doing that, but why they have to scrub their feet!

2026-08-16 01:27:00 GMT

Abbott is finally speaking out against foot wash stations in Texas airports ?!
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2026-08-15 01:22:58 GMT

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“ Nothing," I said. "The bear got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”

2026-08-15 00:15:10 GMT

Earlier in the summer I was on a camping trip with my wife, kids and mother-in-law.
One evening, my wife woke up and her mother was nowhere to be found. She woke me up, and insisted that we both try to find her. I picked up my rifle, and we started looking for her. In a clearing not too far from camp, we came upon a chilling site. My mother-in-law was backed up against a thick impenetratable bush, and a large grizzly bear stood facing her. My wife cried out, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing,

2026-08-13 22:03:56 GMT

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I did that in Colorado, I didn’t like that.

2026-08-13 15:52:01 GMT

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I give up!

2026-08-13 15:28:57 GMT

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I get that and like it, now tell me how to spin!

2026-08-13 15:19:08 GMT

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2026-08-13 13:31:15 GMT

Police in Ecuador have seized 1,000 pounds of cocaine with Erling Haaland’s face on the packaging
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2026-08-13 10:37:17 GMT

Which is wrong ?
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2026-08-13 03:55:05 GMT

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Nope, Trump gambled too big.
“Pakistan says U.S. and Iran agreed to extend the ceasefire, but Iran denies that talks on an extension are underway.“
Who will blink first?

2026-08-12 08:24:24 GMT

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Trump should blow up the infrastructure, of course with plenty of warning beforehand. He has to finish it.

2026-08-12 05:40:21 GMT

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00Trump Blueprint
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2026-08-12 05:29:41 GMT

00 Trump
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2026-08-11 23:56:24 GMT

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He is brilliant, Black Trans Lesbian!
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2026-08-11 17:13:50 GMT

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better looking
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2026-08-11 15:24:58 GMT

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It already has it. That’s why this crazy guy is crazy. The LGBTQ+ footprint is strong, 52 WNBA players plus 4 head coaches.

2026-08-11 13:33:28 GMT

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2026-08-10 20:15:09 GMT

They giggled…
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2026-08-10 09:05:28 GMT

Let’s figure out how we went from “reduce your carbon footprint” to quietly building giant AI data centers everywhere.

2026-08-09 06:56:49 GMT

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How many pounds have you lost so far…..

2026-08-09 03:24:20 GMT

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Discovery Channel….
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2026-08-09 03:08:35 GMT

AI is exceeding the meme departments.
Enes Kanter and Royce White dominating their first WNBA All-Star Game
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2026-08-07 21:55:55 GMT

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Truly a beautiful answer

2026-08-07 21:32:57 GMT

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What?
But accidentally I have this one
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2026-08-07 21:26:42 GMT

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The four most beautiful words in our common language: "I told you so.”

2026-08-07 21:10:40 GMT

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

2026-08-07 08:20:32 GMT

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Just hold a banana. Peel and roll. All week. 🍌🌯
Spread a tortilla.
Spread cream cheese.
Place one peeled banana on top.
Make a wishful dent with a fork.
Spread peanut butter into the dent.
Garnish with dried fruit or chopped Oreo.
Roll it up, tucking both side edges toward the middle.
There you go.
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2026-08-06 10:44:24 GMT

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Awfully hot!

2026-08-06 10:33:44 GMT

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True, that’s at least another 32 GB of RAM gone!

2026-08-06 10:03:40 GMT

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2026-08-06 05:12:58 GMT

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If every men's college basketball player who couldn't make the NBA decided to identify as women and play in the WNBA, there wouldn't be a single biological woman left on a roster.
Are you 6'3" or taller? Congratulations for the Nashville Balls!
One Love, Two Balls!

2026-08-06 02:34:54 GMT

🏀 Nashville Balls open tryouts! 🏀
Are you 6'3" or taller?
Do you have size, hustle, and a little basketball ambition?
Forget LinkedIn, your next career opportunity might be waiting in Nashville.
Boys everywhere: “Yo, gals… I think I found my calling.”
Nashville Balls recruiting now.
One Love, Two Balls!

2026-08-05 12:05:57 GMT

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I bet, alcohol and boobs…

2026-08-05 11:32:39 GMT

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That’s excuses.

2026-08-05 11:25:38 GMT

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Then he'd post, "You're all cowards," block everyone, and order another mojito.

2026-08-05 10:58:27 GMT

The 6’3” tall male French basketball player has broken records in France as ’Player of the Year’ and won numerous women’s titles.
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2026-08-05 10:56:09 GMT

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And photos of animals, boxing, drinking….

2026-08-05 10:54:55 GMT

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Great, now you can drink “T” every day, Tuesday, Thursday, today, today, tomorrow….

2026-08-05 10:51:42 GMT

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His every post would be "real men do this” then “insults”.

2026-08-05 10:42:08 GMT

The Best way to get back on your feet is to miss a couple of car payments!

2026-08-05 10:40:26 GMT

Which writer from history would've had the most punchable social media presence?

2026-08-04 10:20:41 GMT

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Ibuprofen 400 mg

2026-08-02 00:26:39 GMT

Which do you believe in more?

2026-07-31 09:29:21 GMT

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2026-07-24 05:30:23 GMT

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Alright, go for $1000
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2026-07-23 22:43:21 GMT

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Unbelievable, vaccinated?

2026-07-23 22:37:41 GMT

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What happened to him? Vaccinated?

2026-07-07 12:00:29 GMT

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Let’s understand 👇
1. Balogun didn't score.
2. However, very importantly, he created the opportunity, he was fouled in a dangerous position, earning the free kick!
3. Balogun won the free kick!
4. The opportunity led to the U.S.'s only goal.
5. Malik Tillman converted the free kick to A Goal.
6. Without Balogun, that goal may never have happened, so no 🥯
7. Trump's effort wasn't entirely wasted…

2026-07-07 10:16:27 GMT

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Balogun was the U.S.'s leading goalscorer with three goals.

2026-07-02 05:19:42 GMT

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Really…., do you think he will survive in the endgame?

2026-06-26 15:40:59 GMT

Death toll in Venezuelan earthquake over 200 as rescuers continue to sift through rubble, Nature’s Cruelty.

2026-06-26 15:01:44 GMT

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Messi the Greatest

2026-06-26 13:05:35 GMT

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They tried…
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2026-06-26 13:02:39 GMT

Lionel Messi statue in Argentina
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2026-06-08 04:22:06 GMT

@npub1934…mjqm
I think [@techriot](https://hub.natehiggers.org/channel/techriot ) is busy recently…, no posts
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2026-06-05 12:31:43 GMT

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Shakespearean!
That time of year thou mayst in me behold...
In me thou see'st the twilight of such day...
Consumed with that which it was nourish'd by.
This thou perceiv'st, which makes thy love more strong,
To love that well which thou must leave ere long.
Shakespeare got there first.

2026-06-05 09:26:15 GMT

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This one shows the talent @npub16xn…s8ep has…
https://substack.com/@chrisabraham/note/c-268135837?r=5dh26e&utm_source=notes-share-action&utm_medium=web

2026-06-01 00:51:33 GMT

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@npub16xn…s8ep said:
"The sky took the morning.”
— "New Lovers", ©1997
And you say?
[@FaggotTourney](https://tsundere.love/users/FaggotTourney )

2026-05-30 17:51:45 GMT

@npub16xn…s8ep the Certified Billfish Trolling Expert™
https://open.substack.com/pub/chrisabraham/p/the-wheel-turns?r=5dh26e&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
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2026-05-26 02:47:56 GMT

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If you accept that the American Revolution succeeded and the French Revolution failed, what explains the difference?

2026-05-22 01:59:47 GMT

@npub16xn…s8ep the highly literate & structurally undisciplined
https://open.substack.com/pub/chrisabraham/p/two-sets-of-books?r=5dh26e&utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

2026-05-20 05:32:28 GMT

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Expansive? Show it to me then I will sing the song 😆

2026-05-20 04:21:52 GMT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3wEdK_vxw&list=RDdN3wEdK_vxw

2026-05-17 22:03:13 GMT

4 , 2 = 36
3 , 7 = 100
5 , 4 = 81
1 , 6 = ?

2026-05-16 18:05:08 GMT

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🎬 Action
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2026-05-16 01:49:03 GMT

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Into the Maw of the Storm King6
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2026-05-16 01:46:00 GMT

Into the Maw of the Storm King1
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2026-05-11 17:14:36 GMT

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2026-05-10 16:12:13 GMT

DerpFlix Season2 Episode@
@npub1ve0…7x2v
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2026-05-10 15:39:13 GMT

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Yes, and this one
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2026-05-10 15:19:00 GMT

Who is it?
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2026-01-09 14:58:18 GMT

Twig-Dunk👇☢️
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2025-09-29 03:26:48 GMT

My wife asked me if I thought the kids were spoiled. I said, "I think most kids just smell that way."

2024-12-17 23:11:08 GMT

The Biden administration unfroze another $10 billion dollars so the Mullahs in Iran could have a nice Christmas.

2024-12-17 22:54:42 GMT

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“ Vinaigrette."
"Very well, and... the vegetable?"
"Oh, _____________, she said"