My neighbor who, with his foreign girlfriend, rents the house next door from a guy I know, and parks $200k+ of semi-exotic sports cars in his driveway, just spent five minutes struggling to get his too-big leaf blower to start.
Since that moment he's been running it full-bore, because that's what engines like. He is blowing off his porch and his cars.
His landlord really wishes he'd mow the grass someday.
I just want to sit on my porch and drink cobbee without having to hear that freaking thing labor away at a job that could be done by a swiffer.
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