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2025-09-16 22:58:22 GMT

Obvious mental defectives be like
https://i.poastcdn.org/a7/4c/05/a74c059289355722d4375ef519d47613dbe8a9adc980ddab95b52c3fb7dfd587.jpeg
#note18pm…59gj

2025-09-16 22:34:03 GMT

Really deficient guys — their little souls and basic personalities all crunched up by life, like a wrecked car — love to swoop into my mentions and try to flex on me in insulting terms.
I see these niggers for what they are. Waaaay down there at my feet. Tiny. Gassed-out. Done.

2025-09-16 22:10:28 GMT

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One November a few years ago we had a week in the high 70s. It was swell. :pepebee:

2025-09-16 21:43:09 GMT

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hay I'm a citizen :pepeStare:

2025-09-16 20:52:57 GMT

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Major flipped-out faggots talk that way.

2025-09-16 17:17:50 GMT

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Shout your failures to the world!

2025-09-16 12:17:27 GMT

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I notice a few of our guys replicate this shit because they're so pouty. Hurt. Wounded. Unable to climb back out of their little sadbubble. Doing the enemy's work. You hate to see it.

2025-09-16 00:13:15 GMT

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I'm fed up with all this gayqualism. :pepereeeee:

2025-09-15 23:39:01 GMT

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Maybe both gayqual.

2025-09-15 23:26:49 GMT

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> ...flat Earth is the path to re-Christianize the West...
What insane person said this to you? :i_am_a_retarded_frogposter:

2025-09-15 14:56:17 GMT

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Well they gotta move, 'cause we're coming to take it.

2025-09-14 20:07:51 GMT

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Maiden are unparalleled.

2025-09-14 19:35:14 GMT

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At the top of the hill in my back yard there is an old piece of rotted wood where my grandfather marked the place where their dog, Butch, is buried. Butch was long gone before I came into the world. There used to be writing carved into the marker, but it just looks like a ragged stump, now. :pepecomf:

2025-09-14 13:09:37 GMT

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Huh. And we can get enough exposure to this via our toothpaste, to have a problem?
I'm tempted to say it's OK on balance. You could drink orange juice immediately and it won't taste weird, so this stuff is definitely not as bad as we're all used to.
I think the best stuff is the Health Ranger tooth fluid in the tiny brown bottles, but it's very expensive and it has a learning curve because it's so intense it makes breathing difficult.

2025-09-14 12:25:12 GMT

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And they sell a little key to use on the tube so you can squeeze everything out easily.

2025-09-14 03:41:04 GMT

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"Never cared" is pouty bullshit anyway.
We changed our minds.

2025-09-13 22:08:01 GMT

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If it's not ketchup then I feel like a fraud of a burgermerican for never having heard if it. :peepoCry:

2025-09-12 23:25:39 GMT

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"Being employed is ugly, dear."

2025-09-12 02:14:53 GMT

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If mossad filled my 3D life with real big fat titties I'd kiss the wall. :pepe_hug:

2025-09-11 23:30:56 GMT

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The fire rises slowly, but I guess it does rise.

2025-09-11 18:30:34 GMT

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The idea of paying while also being subjected to ads is pretty ugly to me. Especially because I can't believe they produce a result. It's just psych warfare in the guise of pitching products.

2025-09-11 18:22:17 GMT

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Well that's lame. I'm pre-annoyed at everyone because I assume they'll kneel and take whatever they're given.

2025-09-11 01:38:28 GMT

So many accounts on mute rn.

2025-09-10 22:23:56 GMT

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They sure manage to harass and kick the fuck out of people I know, for things that never happened, quite routinely, while being totally inept at anything else. It would be rad if they ever did anything worth half a damn.

2025-09-10 22:21:35 GMT

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I wish I had faith that they would do anything but the opposite. :feelsblobman:

2025-09-10 22:18:03 GMT

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They keep taking out people who aren't on their guard. People who wouldn't sleep like a baby after staring into communist eyes as they go dull, hands crushing esophagus. They'd better learn to distinguish the two on the now, for their own sake.

2025-09-10 22:11:17 GMT

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fuck. q. niggers.

2025-09-10 19:11:14 GMT

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If you're not one of the guys saying she had it coming then I owe you an apology. And yeah, the time when bad things begin to happen in bulk against those who have long laid siege to our nations is coming up real soon, I believe.

2025-09-10 19:03:58 GMT

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Fags like you don't have much longer to get away with this kind of bullshit, so I guess get your petty and factually wrong licks in while you're still breathing.

2025-09-09 21:34:54 GMT

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Yeah I'm used to hearing from everyone else for my whole life how much better I gotta do based on some dumb shit some other guy failed to do, so this is par for the course. I'll just add "Protect random people in towns thousands of miles away from spontaneous violence" to my list of failures.

2025-09-09 21:32:00 GMT

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What's got you so fucking grumpy today?

2025-09-09 13:35:57 GMT

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Nobody asked me if I approve, though. :pepe_craw:

2025-09-08 01:40:00 GMT

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I feel like I instantly understand most people, but it's possible I'm only mapping myself, or one of a couple other people I know well, onto a foreign entity, and being a fool. :pepeRetarded:

2025-09-08 01:30:30 GMT

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I feel like I empathically understand many people, which gives me the true capacity to hate them violently, and delight in the idea of their suffering and destruction.

2025-09-07 16:18:30 GMT

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u g g o :pepepains:
https://i.poastcdn.org/69/77/a6/6977a6ce5aba8482c0a5b06d336e708ef2443a3450875ae577703e6970f3e78d.jpeg

2025-09-07 15:22:42 GMT

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Few things are quite as funny as what reddit soyfags think counts for a moral compass, or reasoning of any kind.

2025-09-06 18:54:47 GMT

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They aren't really categorically comparable things, though. Science being, when it is itself and not simply a word thrown around to impress, a rigorous means of discovering the truth of mundane, physical things, whereas a religion seeks to be a set of prescriptions for human conduct. I mean, obviously, retards misunderstand and conflate everything in existence, and I get that a majority of this vein of your poasting is directed at fucking reprehensible tardlords I never even see, though evidently you're beseiged by them at all times, but this reads to me like you saying you'd rather drive a yellow car than eat pumpkin pie.

2025-09-03 22:45:52 GMT

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For everything. Whatever the interest or activity is, whatever the task or position, there has gotta be some kind of Voight-Kampff test to determine who actually cares about it and isn't a mental cripple, and ban everyone else. Start with vooting, move to driver's licenses, then go from there.

2025-09-03 20:48:50 GMT

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How never found? What?! :pepeStop:

2025-09-02 21:59:51 GMT

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your poast has made me angry :ree:

2025-09-02 21:57:38 GMT

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your poast has made me sad :pepecomf:

2025-09-02 16:35:15 GMT

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The very idea that a woman would notice anything in traffic before I do is laughable, like a horse walking on his hind legs, wearing a tophat.

2025-09-01 22:33:34 GMT

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Do I want fenders or are fenders gay?

2025-09-01 22:25:02 GMT

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Which fine cheeses are drinkable?

2025-09-01 21:58:51 GMT

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I assume — baselessly, of course, however I'm always right :frogc00l: — that he's drunk 100% of the time.

2025-09-01 21:56:23 GMT

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That'll keep it insulated, too.

2025-09-01 21:52:38 GMT

How come nobody makes a bottle cage that fits a RedBull?

2025-08-31 14:24:24 GMT

A brilliant plan is coalescing in my scintillating mind.
(I am still very primarily a motorcyclist, but this is my newest toy, so I'm obsessing.)
https://i.poastcdn.org/d5/54/7c/d5547c68a7dc84acddd03b7baaf79e10ad56f4b1c51be3d4cc656e2713666964.jpeg

2025-08-28 18:49:42 GMT

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Then what distinguishes culture war from the simple growth and flourishing of culture, given that it is not a static thing, and therefore someone is always determining how it should look tomorrow, likely against another's preference?
Plus, we all know there's external manipulation of our culture occurring, which distorts the whole deal. Without that, everything would proceed with less combat.

2025-08-28 18:46:15 GMT

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It'll be like that until it's settled, I expect. Some participants will have to be permanently sidelined.

2025-08-28 10:25:29 GMT

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just sell me drugs ok :party_frog:

2025-08-27 22:56:21 GMT

what is the strongest drug that cancels out stress and the ability to be stressed out and where do i buy a lot of it?

2025-08-27 00:21:41 GMT

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I'm always so busy. I need camera arrays in my cars and on my bikes and some kind of jarvis AI that can help me locate where they live when I have downtime. :peepoGiggle:

2025-08-26 18:26:04 GMT

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I bet you're one of the good ones. :pepe_craw:

2025-08-26 12:29:20 GMT

I am hereby calling for total van driver death. If someone comes barreling up on my ass at 25 over, it's guaranteed to be a POS white van. I live to make them experience the posted speed limits. I hope if they encounter me they're late to everything for the rest of the day. :pepereeeee:

2025-08-25 15:44:08 GMT

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"Ministry" is so British. We have departments, here. :pepe_cry:

2025-08-24 15:01:24 GMT

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I remember sitting at my computer in 2020 and rapidly becoming irreversibly convinced that a cohesive and purely evil force existed in the universe, and acted directly on us at all times with intent to destroy. That was all I needed to know the total opposite of that exists, and that we're probably intended to kill nodes of that destructive thing wherever we find it. I'm a little disappointed more men didn't conclude the same.

2025-08-23 17:22:02 GMT

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You have accurately described why I shall die completely alone, and my entire family with me. :feelsblobman:

2025-08-22 19:04:41 GMT

I don't mind when people get the sads. I do that a lot. But prognosticators of doom
who love to declare how over it is deserve my contempt, and they have it.

2025-08-22 13:41:20 GMT

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Doordash enabling is a new frontier in ways for people who like you to accidentally kill you. :i_am_a_retarded_frogposter:

2025-08-21 18:07:02 GMT

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🧐 🤨 and 😏 are the hardest to interpret, for me.

2025-08-21 16:32:05 GMT

no monocle react my poasts I not know what means :pepe_cry:

2025-08-19 14:58:59 GMT

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Hell no he didn't hit *anything* at over 13,000 feet. :peepoGiggle: Are we gauging accuracy in arc-seconds now? Why is every Ukrainian a ghost?

2025-08-18 11:38:42 GMT

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gm, planet's other side :pepe_comfy:

2025-08-15 21:24:46 GMT

I smell like a foot and I'm not going to change that just because I'm being dragged to Olive Garden, no sir. :pepe_comfy:

2025-08-12 19:53:23 GMT

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Surely, deleting files generates more waste heat than leaving them alone. :peepoGiggle:

2025-08-04 03:01:58 GMT

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Do it. Bleach that tawny kraut.

2025-08-03 21:36:16 GMT

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I feel this every moment, about every thing at every scale. :pepe_craw:

2025-08-03 19:41:45 GMT

omfg normies and their fads, of which I can only guess this is one :pepeDread: #FTGE
https://i.poastcdn.org/9d/79/3e/9d793ec5c58174171b4f8e508c1b3ab1245141c228b7dacc9d03395101b3261a.jpeg

2025-08-03 16:35:31 GMT

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You have inspired me to encobbulate my afternoon.

2025-08-03 16:21:18 GMT

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The only valid concepts emerge from minds not held captive by isms. It always boils down to "I reject many good things because they originated outside my ism." The truth is pure top-down authority is a failure, and pure bottom-up cattletopia is, too. Anyone who can't paint a perfectly clear picture of what a day in the life of an ideal society looks like, if they can only tell you a handful of stupid, generalized guiding ideas, they're a feeb who'd run us all right off a cliff eventually.

2025-08-03 12:26:01 GMT

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Man, I love lasagna. :cozy:

2025-08-01 18:34:46 GMT

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IQ: maximum
Risk aversion: also maxxed
Joy Quotient: moderate
Humor Quotient: maxxxed
Ability to Love: irrelevant

2025-07-29 18:06:04 GMT

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I must have one. :apugibs:

2025-07-27 01:42:13 GMT

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I can't stand anything I'm seeing; I want everyone to break both femurs. All time spent focusing elsewhere is the best time.

2025-07-26 23:02:25 GMT

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I don't want a sex slave and housekeeper I want someone who's fuckin nice to me and doesn't secretly think hateful evil shit about how I'm a 5 and how she regrets settling and every other completely idiotic, unworthy thought they have. :pepecomf:

2025-07-26 13:31:54 GMT

Today, I started by drinking a mason jar of LMNT and then two big coffees. #pissmaxxing

2025-07-25 21:28:22 GMT

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I've never heard of this channel before. I've noticed AAA and AA comtemt is shit, but the nearer you get to that which replaced public access cable, the more fun it is.

2025-07-24 20:27:21 GMT

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I can't tell how they wanted this to make me feel.

2025-07-24 18:52:59 GMT

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Kind of, but a little less shaggy. Pretty much between a chevron and a pencil. I can't rock the Paul Teutel look, so I kinda gotta veer more Cary Grant, but ultimately stay middle-of-the-road.
I should never have deleted my covid 'stache. :pepe_craw:
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2025-07-24 18:47:40 GMT

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I think I've figured out I have to keep mine straight like I'm an actor in 1936, or else I start to look goofy. :peepocry:

2025-07-24 18:41:49 GMT

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Trying to grow one again. For Chad Bigly and White nationalism... and the Hulkster, now, too. :pepe_craw:

2025-07-22 18:46:20 GMT

It wasn't the right answer. :peepocry:
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2025-07-22 12:36:43 GMT

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But do they want to kill 'em all, as we have for years? Can they even?

2025-07-22 11:26:04 GMT

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I would be happier if we all just decided we know exactly what's in there and then act accordingly anyway, without ever bothering to look at anyone's files. :peepoGiggle:

2025-07-22 11:23:21 GMT

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I like encouraging things. I hope it all goes too far. :pepe_happy:

2025-07-22 11:17:50 GMT

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I suspect this will not have the desired result.

2025-07-19 23:19:29 GMT

All alone now, with nothing but 'Cross and this huge burrito to keep me entertained. :peepocry:
https://i.poastcdn.org/c1/73/32/c17332f1309a37cb2c3d63da5fa68344b8b1b38354fabfbcf83bf802a32c8f3c.jpeg
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2025-07-18 16:37:17 GMT

Literal black turkroaches out here on fedi saying they'd make me a slave. Good stuff. :peepoGiggle:

2025-07-18 13:05:06 GMT

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I mean maybe I'm missing some context because I avoid paying attention but lmao that's a cryptic post indeed, insisting about transparency. :peepoGiggle:

2025-07-17 21:03:25 GMT

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Turnips. :frogc00l:

2025-07-17 17:11:35 GMT

Had to read this six times before I came to understand it was written by a moron and not proofread by anyone, or even software. Exterminate everyone in this profession.
https://i.poastcdn.org/bd/d7/83/bdd783a316f70f3f21aefe478d4789588f7f9b46688d42859172377dcf6b9383.jpeg

2025-07-17 13:58:06 GMT

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My brother works at a shop that desperately needs pro machinists, and the bossman keeps thinking he's found the guy, a pro boomer with all the skills, and then they never show up for an interview, or they work like two days and ghost. They behave exactly as they describe everyone else.

2025-07-17 13:30:50 GMT

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Last night I had two RedBulls and a lot of bourbon and now tummahort. :peepoCry:

2025-07-15 16:31:00 GMT

Rhode Island is pretty sus. They got towns here like East Greenwich and Coventry. Green Witch? Coven? I gotta watch my back out here.

2025-07-13 22:01:24 GMT

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:classy:
https://i.poastcdn.org/ac/6a/ce/ac6ace0baf24a51eba6e756f47574e61435c01d90877fbe362bbddfbf88bbed2.jpeg

2025-07-13 21:54:17 GMT

Cape Cod pretty today, frens.
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2025-07-13 14:03:08 GMT

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I don't know why I think Opie's daughter is attractive, but I do, and I can't sign off on making her a casualty of the war on garlic bread.

2025-07-13 14:00:16 GMT

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But I like her goofy big ass. :peepocry:

2025-03-16 13:21:24 GMT

Neighborman has had this immense pile of giant tree sections in his front yard for years, and I have now been asked to help demolish them for firewood. I split three before he was freaking out telling me to drink water. I think we made it 45 minutes before he could not bear to look any longer, and told me to stop.
I think I have to sneak over there and chop these things while he's out so we can finish the job before 2030.