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In the end, I installed *shudders* Windows 11. WAIT HEAR ME OUT.
I installed Windows 11 Enterprise IOT. IOT being the most important part. It’s extremely barebones, but still modern enough to support the newest technologies. No Candy Crush, no Copilot, No Onedrive, no TPM required, no Microsoft account required. 8 more years of security updates. NO feature updates. No feature updates is a good thing in my book.
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