I don't want see one pumpkin, no plastic cauldron, not a speck of spider web, nor sniff one whiff of cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and allspice, until fucking mid September at the earliest.
#BeForFuckingReal It's 90 degrees out still and the Sun won't take his ass to bed before I do. Leave me the fuck alone with your #SpookySeason holiday creep and let me enjoy the end of #Summer in peace.
(This rant brought to you by the Pumpkin Spice Paper Towels and other #Autumn Flavored Nightmares I found at Giant.)
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2023-08-15 12:15:51
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