Mellifera / is on Nostr

Back on my bullshit after taking a break because 🎶 Depression 🎶

Big Booty Folk Witch, Undercover Alt Black Girl, OG Blerd, Indie Perfume Hoarder, Outrun Enthusiast, Shit Poster Extraordinaire & All Around Weirdo.

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#AltBlackGirl #BlackFriday #BlackMastodon #HorrorFam #CouchCousins #HumpDay #TTRPG #DnD #FolkCatholic

Last Notes

2024-04-01 22:29:45

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@npub1ezh…ezkp Oh it's definitely happening. Kids always think anyone over 25 is old and anyone over 35 is crawling towards death's door.

2023-11-30 00:31:52

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@npub1rp2…klgj How's Steeple Chase? I fell off TAZ halfway through Graduation and I've been trying to get into Steeple Chase but I keep falling asleep when I put it on

2023-11-07 16:02:50

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@npub1e7p…nvup @npub1jk5…sedk
Holiday decorations started going on shelves at my job the week before Halloween. There's even a display of Fruitcakes.
I feel like I'm in a Ho Ho Horrible Nightmare that won't end until next year. I'm gonna go listen to some John Carpenter to cope.

2023-08-15 15:46:42

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Don't speak that evil into existence!!!

2023-08-15 15:31:11

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@npub1ua4…swyc
And we totally deserve it. I wouldn't be surprised if there's Pumpkin Spice Toilet Paper out there somewhere too.

2023-08-15 12:15:51

I don't want see one pumpkin, no plastic cauldron, not a speck of spider web, nor sniff one whiff of cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and allspice, until fucking mid September at the earliest.
#BeForFuckingReal It's 90 degrees out still and the Sun won't take his ass to bed before I do. Leave me the fuck alone with your #SpookySeason holiday creep and let me enjoy the end of #Summer in peace.
(This rant brought to you by the Pumpkin Spice Paper Towels and other #Autumn Flavored Nightmares I found at Giant.)

2023-08-10 15:24:16

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@npub1pcu…axps I get the sense that they're not concerned with legalities down there.

2023-08-06 02:11:55

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@npub1w5s…4r33 💕

2023-08-06 02:11:28

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@npub1zrc…45gt 💜

2023-08-06 02:09:56

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@npub12ke…tl4t 🫂💖

2023-08-06 02:08:39

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@npub1jcr…mmeq It took awhile for the antidepressants to kick in, but it decided to listen to your adorable bat friend.

2023-08-06 02:07:37

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@npub1hd2…zm0u Hi 👋🏾 Please tell Lily and Yvie that I love them 😍

2023-08-05 20:31:21

Having a bad depression day. Life is hard when it's your own brain that's your biggest enemy.

2023-07-24 17:18:21

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@npub1jmd…wuqs @npub1svn…nasp
And people wonder why victims don't want to come forward. Who wants to cooperate with an investigation when you'll be forced to relive your trauma at best. When getting an officer who will handle your case with sensitivity and take you seriously is a pleasant surprise instead of the norm. When most likely you'll be blamed for what happened to you and the chances of getting actual justice is so low it's laughable.
#ACAB

2023-07-14 22:49:38

Happy #BlackFriday y'all!
Did y'all know that the OG zombie movie, Night of the Living Dead, has a black protagonist? Neither did I. Apparently, George Romero didn't write the part of Ben as black, it's just that Duane Jones was that good.
I hadn't watched Night of the Living Dead before now because, with very few exceptions, I do not do body horror. I can't even watch surgery shows, fuck watching a bunch shambling dead people run around in various states of decay with bits rotting off. 🤮
Still, I wanted to see it because (even though they never say the Z word) it's the flick every zombie movie is trying to be. Even though I was forced to see peoples insides on their outsides, 🤮 it was excellent. The fact that Ben is black gives it an interesting undercurrent that changes the movie from a low budget yet terrifying monster flick to a commentary on racism and Civil Rights. With monsters.
Definitely worth the watch. It's available in B&W or colorized on #Tubi and YouTube.
https://youtu.be/MQ8ZKw7YIfQ
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#BlackFriday #BlackMastodon #CineMastodon #HorrorMovies #HorrorFam #ClassicMovies #MovieReviews

2023-07-12 22:07:45

It has come to my attention that there's a #BlackSabbath parody band called #MacSabbath that changes all the lyrics to be about fast food, and now I need you all to see this too.
https://youtu.be/p7kFfLRcHjU
@npub17vd…eerm #NowImHungry & #IWannaRock #Metal #HeavyMetal #AltBlackGirl

2023-07-05 16:05:34

Someone please bring me a strong drink. Ideally the size of a small child.
There's some mass phishing email going out. And instead of people just deleting it or asking their accounting dept "Hey what the shit is this?" (ideally they'd be talking to IT, but if they were that smart, I wouldn't be wearing out my delete button), they are all replying "WHO IS THIS WHATS HAPPENING!?;!"
I think I've gotten 30 in the past 15 minutes.
#SendHelp #AndCoffee #Boomers #YeahImGoingThere #HowLongHaveYouBeenOnTheInternet