Mobile node fantasies and yield chasing morons gravitates capital to larger nodes. Lightning itself otherwise incentivizes economic peering, which is distributed. Obviously, Amazon would have more channels than your barber.
Chain transactions are not instant, but chain transactions are inherent to security. One chain transaction is enough for infinite instant transactions.
If grandma can copy and paste one line, she can set up a Lightning node... and even share it with her grandkids: https://Lightning.Pub
Your "solutions" are just trust smuggling lies.
