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Effortpoaster.
Scientific racist.
Blonde-presenting.

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2024-08-04 23:24:43

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Animal enlightenment when I'm feeling nice.
Moon zombies when I'm not. :housemd:

2024-08-04 06:05:37

"This fucking sucks actually."
>(Literal coolest thing ever)
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2024-08-03 22:32:53

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Tried this when I first saw it and couldn't do a single one. He is in pretty phenomenal shape for his age.

2024-08-01 05:05:08

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2024-07-31 00:04:17

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This is what smiling looks like, right? 😬 Am I doing it?
https://i.poastcdn.org/e7a174a2e20587b420834a5cfa447b7889e5618410aa185e091abc2d7e1b32a0.avif

2024-07-31 00:00:48

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No but he gives me the creeps. Every time his picture pops up somewhere it's this fake smile where he just bares his teeth. Unsettling insincerity.
https://i.poastcdn.org/332003c010d83b258c1c74f92618688740d0e8d59b6be0756471d2a69ce5cd1e.jpeg

2024-07-27 09:48:40

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You take that back I did it for free :AngryBork:

2024-07-27 09:16:57

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The beginning of Metokur's Transtastic Tales lives in my head rent free, where surgeons are doing an mtf and knotting some poor guy's gored dick pieces into balloon animals. :dead_inside:

2024-07-19 06:27:06

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Women live in their phones and don't understand how serious gunfire is? Looks normal to me.

2024-07-18 08:41:41

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I don't follow Boogie but he's apparently come clean and admitted he's been lying about everything important for a really long time.
nitter.poast.org/MoshiMoshiMoan/status/1813741953814786394#m

2024-07-18 07:54:30

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Consistency is a peacock's tail. It looks flashy when you can pull it off but it is in no way necessary. It doesn't help any case or ideology.
A very weird trick was pulled convincing everyone ethics requires consistency.

2024-07-18 06:10:32

#note1f0h…5ecn
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2024-07-18 04:21:15

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It's a bit. I'm just clowning on these principled conservatives who think getting liberals fired is a bridge too far.
poa.st/@Type_Other/posts/Ak1qP1WvcGCLQ5wDom

2024-07-18 02:33:02

Told a liberal "I may have the power to get you fired for celebrating an innocent person's murder, but unlike you I have principles."
"Wow," they said. "I guess you guys aren't so bad after all.🙏🏽"
Swayed by my mercy, he suddenly stopped being evil, and then everybody clapped.

2024-07-17 08:30:32

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She's been on fire. It's great. Liberals are actually getting shitcanned for once.
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2024-07-17 02:36:36

You juss ain't be gettin it.*
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2024-07-15 07:25:57

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>call for Trump to be murdered
>celebrate his supporters being murdered
>"WhAt HaPpEnEd To FrEe SpEeCh??"
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2024-07-15 07:06:49

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This tactic has worked on bots before, but in this case (I hate to rain on the fun) he was playing along with it to spell out "fuck you" with the first letter of each line.

2024-07-15 06:28:27

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He's either undermedicated or overmedicated, but either way something's severely broken in his brainbox right now.

2024-07-15 05:17:13

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As a desperately horny high schooler I had a first date with a cross-eyed nerd girl who talked at length about vampire stores she was writing. After twenty minutes I realized I wasn't quite that desperate after all. :wojak:

2024-07-14 07:30:56

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Gotta make sure at least 20% of self claims would throw doxxers off the scent. Poasting from Miami btw.

2024-07-11 06:44:04

>when gray shirt guy asked you out in high school, but you turned him down to hang out with the guys in the first pic because they were more interesting and now you hate yourself
https://i.poastcdn.org/767650146e85f6f08363cd312a221689aa4ace64803bcfdf54d29b63434d12ac.webp
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2024-07-11 06:24:23

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The woman got tired of commercials and 480p quality through the youtubeTV app, and was about to dump money on a box set, so I had to prove how easy this was by just getting it all for free one afternoon.
https://i.poastcdn.org/a9e374472e2e808dd5628bd5d0eca19e3d1e8f70d05eaa8c1a1d3b3932f09e2a.png

2024-07-11 02:47:03

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The whole "networking" concept has always felt dishonest to me. I just read it as "find useful people and pretend to be their friend, just in case you ever need something from them."

2024-07-07 22:08:55

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Yeah, idk. I first assumed he was TRS or BAP adjacent but I think he's just an author who avoided actually controversial stances long enough that he won't able to stay on twitter.

2024-07-06 09:06:57

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I was extremely annoyed by the fact there was a character whose power feeds on electricity vs. a character who could generate lightning, and there was NO INTERACTION between their abilities.
Fucking retarded waste of potential.

2024-07-06 01:07:33

I've seen a lot of older guys do this boomer bodycam thing of carrying their phone in their shirt pocket camera-up.
First with a financial manager I had years ago who did it 100% of the time (certainly recording), and I don't trust that there isn't something distrustful or nefarious going on. Like they suspect you may later misrepresent something they did/said, or that you might suddenly jump them or something.
https://i.poastcdn.org/8bf21aefad4a2d612ca3ffcf62a024f50f483327c4351b9e40816621517bc004.jpeg

2024-07-05 17:30:15

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>when you reincarnate as a dog and realize you're in china about to get boiled alive to brew erectile dysfunction potions
https://i.poastcdn.org/9473955832fe01a1536d8b2843be31866bfb7ce1a295acf07d0dcd86252f95f3.gif

2024-07-05 02:41:27

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Other news agencies: exact quote immediately in search result.
NY times: "Biden appears to stumble over his words..." 🙄

2024-07-03 15:58:57

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If it's just proud huwhite exhentai tags that's one thing, but if it's stuff like "ebony goddess" and "big booty latina" I'll raise an eyebrow.

2024-07-03 01:53:43

Just finding out one of the unstated selling points of adult-only cruises is casual exhibitionism. There are reservable places where you just order drinks and bang outdoors. Even your personal balconies have hip-high hammocks where dozens of others around you just plap their plaps simultaneously.
I tried looking things up, and everybody's just like "Duh, what do you think they're there for?"

2024-07-02 03:02:11

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There are three Guys in my ancestry, up both sides of the family tree. I was considering it for a boy's name if we have one later but the woman put a stop to that.
https://i.poastcdn.org/626767be837224080fd8e36e3399fb2360aba7780573e8f6f9d09b1e0860ab60.webp

2024-06-30 17:06:40

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It's a confluence of things, one of which being a hopeful point in youth, a time when you had far fewer obligations and responsibilities.

2024-06-30 16:56:39

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>you will never again talk anime with freshman dorm bros on a Friday evening pirating the English patch of Scarlet Weather Rhapsody through campus wifi
I WANT TO GO BACK
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2024-06-29 21:51:25

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FINE, I'll cull my "following" list. 😩

2024-06-29 05:27:24

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"I'll want to remember this moment, won't I? I'm finally getting laid, but is this how it was supposed to happen...?"

2024-06-29 02:28:27

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They'll pretend to love the environment as far as doing so gives them power, but they don't actually give a fuck whether the world gets industrialized entirely into featureless gray block apartment complexes.

2024-06-28 17:28:38

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👋🏻 Meowdy pardner
https://i.poastcdn.org/24d834ac6c5400f1bf0df49111e6169de6603e8f8221c3a2b107a53e528cf57a.jpeg

2024-06-25 06:54:06

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I genuinely have lots of good to say about the story and gameplay (and combat) here, including some things which seemed obvious to me but even game journalists didn't seem to notice/mention.
poa.st/objects/7d8c08b9-6d4a-4e14-831b-f85944151bfc

2024-06-24 01:57:10

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I listened to a totally different random interview with this old jew and he mentioned masturbation then as well. What's the saying? Once is a coincidence, twice is a pattern?

2024-06-23 22:48:21

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I even argued with atheist jews who defended the creepy New York tunnelers even without knowing any of the story. They just rush to one another's defense no matter the situation.
The jewish group defense mechanism seems to genuinely be built into them.

2024-06-23 21:50:34

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>there are several obvious flaws
Your worldview has several obvious flaws.
Man, dismissing things without elaboration sure is easy.

2024-06-23 21:42:16

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Death to optimizers. My character will tank and counter and spend resources available to them, including health.

2024-06-23 19:37:44

Who brings cold hot dogs and zero condiments to a group picnic thing, like nigger are we expected to just rawdog these bad boys on naked buns straight out of a fridge bro what is wrong with your brain

2024-06-22 03:00:44

:amogus:
https://i.poastcdn.org/2355dcca0e14dd07670caedcb7c55fa25d10f3fe6463111b758f26668d5b8d78.jpeg

2024-06-22 02:54:02

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Woman's playing through that right now after beating Superstar Saga. She got Inside Story, Dream Team, and Paper Jam in one buy from a retro game store.

2024-06-21 23:04:00

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Apparently the original preprint was rejected a couple years ago because "the methodology doesn't match the conclusion." Has a new version finished the process?

2024-06-21 20:29:20

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This was more about this westernized version of "karma" receiving such widespread public acceptance. I don't know how anyone could hear that message and not immediately boo and throw tomatoes at her for the sheer narcissism on display.

2024-06-21 19:48:19

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Two year old Swift song at this point, but I don't pay attention to music so I'm a little late to be putting out my take.

2024-06-21 18:19:19

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🧎‍♂️
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2024-06-20 21:04:05

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Passing through one now. Here's a third of a coffee station. :bucees:
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2024-06-18 09:00:21

Death Stranding feels as much like an artistic expression like a niche book or painting as it does a game.
It's good to see a literal genius have complete creative freedom over a work and also not give a fuck whether it will appeal to general audiences.
https://i.poastcdn.org/17d2d15323e30382a028d2c07692d9a4e40d448870f83e6fa47c9ae1be12f619.jpeg

2024-06-18 00:56:00

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Imagine having such good friends that they'd pull the "technically it's only ephebophilia 🤓" card for you. Limitless camaraderie.

2024-06-16 22:22:38

"And here, gigachad, we have a Japanese goblin."
"She looks twelve."
"She is actually hundreds of years old. You're not meant to interpret it literally as a little girl, but metaphorically. There's something called an archetype."
"She's cute."
"Th-Thank you, gigachad. :akkoBlush:"
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2024-06-16 08:10:29

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It's not really controversial that cross-culturally women tend to be both more liberal and xenophilic than men. The debate is how much of that is environmental.

2024-06-16 07:42:01

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Its claims are impossible to prove, but I do believe women became more welcoming of outsiders as an adaptation to surviving invasions.
If you can't learn to be okay with your new rulers, you get killed off. If you're cool with them, you bear their children and your genes keep moving down the line.

2024-06-15 00:50:11

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In the full video it's even clearer how weird he's behaving. Goes from laughing and joking one minute to trying to work himself up to tears the next. Somebody whose daughter just died shouldn't need to get into character.

2024-06-13 02:17:23

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:alexdenton: Please be real.

2024-06-12 22:58:59

Precision strike anime girl reaction image. Target neutralized. Exemplary performance.
#note1l8l…k933

2024-06-12 06:37:19

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Pearl Harbor? :Confused_Dog:

2024-06-10 07:26:27

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It was always an open question whether colleges actually taught anything or just acted as a sieve to filter out dunces, but that was still kind of a useful feature to have.
They don't even accomplish that anymore.

2024-06-10 06:35:18

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We'll see about that.
https://i.poastcdn.org/363d636897f103f54c5f293b612adb3b1ccdc3a64a3a9ca394f3e8798fa13d97.jpeg

2024-06-09 01:56:55

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I'm not trolling. It just seems like you're defining morality as "things humans evolved to like and dislike."

2024-06-09 01:53:41

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If you only want to appeal to evolved responses, you'll come to the same conclusion I'm at. Indicators of sanity and the ability to cooperate (like following easy-to-follow societal standards) are also things we evolved to be on the lookout for and reward/punish.

2024-06-08 10:01:25

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Channeling the spirit of St. Floyd.
https://i.poastcdn.org/dc81da1bd8db401e5f7ff1b819a0aa43da38da69ab54b9f8dacdfe05d15342fd.jpeg

2024-06-08 05:39:08

It's pretty weird we pretend consistency is some virtue.
>everybody would save a loved one over a stranger
>we're fine eating pigs, but not dogs
>you can be naked in a shower, but not on a bus
It's actually extremely useful that we can make special exceptions for behaviors without having to justify why.
Inconsistency is a feature, not a bug.
https://i.poastcdn.org/00de978bb0f220f0f8aebd620f3a6a84dcd01d702bf7f313c859bcbe2d6e58c3.jpg

2024-06-06 07:39:34

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End of an era 😔

2024-06-05 00:21:53

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This is dangerous to touch, even digitally. I'd run a magnet over my hard drive if I were you.

2024-06-04 07:52:41

>moderate dissenters are disliked just as much as extremist ones, but are less persuasive, and fewer people want to talk to them anyway
TND starts with T for a reason. Never cuck.
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2024-05-27 22:50:36

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It's good though :angrynoises:

2024-05-22 11:05:32

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If you get the money first the wife will come. The downside then is you have to go hard pretending to work in a fake economy that pretends to function. :nook_money:

2024-05-22 07:54:21

Apparently after getting roasted by the Dalai Lama, you just fuckin die.
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2024-05-22 07:00:31

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Did you say this?
>Yes.
And did you see it?
>I said it.
But did you see it?
>Yes.
You saw it?
>Yes, das what I said
You saw it?
>No
Sometimes I really just want to strangle a nigger.

2024-05-21 08:58:54

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:uoohbooba:
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2024-05-21 08:23:13

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We're beyond "would" territory, bordering "have."

2024-05-21 07:03:11

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What's up with angels having their eyes covered? Something something not being allowed to witness the glory of God?
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2024-05-21 03:38:32

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2020 if you include when Poast was still on Mastodon.
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2024-05-19 19:45:29

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That phone camera caught the frame between the muzzle flash and him turning into a claymation figurine. This shit should be in a commercial because that's incredible. I'm sold.
https://i.poastcdn.org/3888c677263f7c788e789f24cf89d7f76a6b498ab0c59009f8c6e4b34550f325.png

2024-05-19 09:57:40

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How easy is a dude's life that he has the time to go through one by one and block hundreds of people who even just liked a post that made fun of him? :cirno_laugh:

2024-05-18 04:41:03

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I'm a fan. :yui_shrug:

2024-05-17 19:41:45

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Really? Maybe I'm misremembering news but I thought that was the thing.

2024-05-17 19:38:45

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This was how Trump killed Soleimani. The point is to dice a single individual and minimize outside damage so you don't blow up an entire room of other people.

2024-05-17 19:27:07

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Who added bugspray to this post? :02_laugh:

2024-05-17 11:44:48

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That's my impression. Tone is already hard to convey via text, so sometimes shit just doesn't come out how it was intended.

2024-05-16 20:13:28

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ZeroHP had some good takes long ago, but man has he become so terminally online and thin-skinned.
"Touch grass" is a faggy insult but he could honestly use it. Who has this many ongoing twitter fights?

2024-05-16 08:00:17

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When twitter right wingers drop race, what are they even bringing to the table anymore?

2024-05-16 07:46:10

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I choose to remain with Smooth Brain Gang. ✊🏻

2024-05-15 00:35:44

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Ah yes, blue and black.
https://i.poastcdn.org/672da9df7006128812ff9bd72ceaf0111f238a83968bca90faaa15096013fc7a.jpeg

2024-05-12 19:51:15

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Throw some emotes in? :facing_think::coom_right::cum:

2024-05-12 01:12:08

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When you're three pages into the description of somebody's sitting room it becomes so apparent just how much we've advanced in writing style.
Look at any prose fiction from 100+ years ago, and it feels like they had no idea what they were doing, no plan, and no sense of what was important to draw attention to for the purpose of telling a story.

2024-05-12 01:06:00

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"Pedal-powered brain-bashing machine" always gets a laugh out of me.

2024-05-12 01:03:57

I see these observations float around, then there's some quirky commenters saying they "I actually really love this style of writing :)" who clearly haven't suffered through it.
There have been zero documented cases of any human could read a chapter from Great Expectations and safely operate heavy machinery.
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2024-05-11 07:33:09

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There's a bigger story where I think the gist was they're trying to deport him, but he keeps sabotaging the attempts by intentionally being disruptive on every plane until he's kicked off.
That way he can technically say he's trying--it's just other people keep preventing him from leaving.

2024-05-11 06:52:09

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Yeah I'm sure this guy's just a real memelord.
https://i.poastcdn.org/5a8bd80ed6580455c6830e8585e508c7600f4dc3aa8d45b1a561d897007df964.jpeg

2024-05-09 08:43:11

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>maga communism
😵‍💫

2024-05-07 10:53:03

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Iconic image.
https://i.poastcdn.org/499ca6c4c1dada178a9d761d97778be26f305c5cb36dba145d620f77469edd78.jpeg

2024-05-02 02:29:07

The ironic thing about people citing the Dunning-Kruger effect is that it isn't real, and was confirmed to just be a statistical artifact of that paper's methodology.
Everybody just wanted to believe the idea, so it went unquestioned for twenty years.
All skill levels both under- and overestimate their performance at the same frequency. More skilled people just tend to be less wrong about it.
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2024-04-28 06:23:14

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As in: they implicitly know they can't compete with other men, so they just fall into one another as an easy way out?

2024-04-20 03:27:43

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>selective breeding of silkworms for thousands of years has made it so their adult moth stage is too fluffy to fly
CUTE 😭😭😭
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2024-04-13 00:35:58

Prophetic.
#note1w00…eutk
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