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2026-05-16 20:37:58 GMT

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unlike dark souls, half life didnt get completely ruined as a subgenre by everything that tried to imitate it after

2026-04-29 15:58:09 GMT

They sell beer here for only 2.50
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2026-02-16 17:15:26 GMT

THE 800 MILLION!!
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2026-01-30 08:04:51 GMT

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I just install a linux distro and then open steam and play videogames in peace

2026-01-10 14:10:04 GMT

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you dont seem capable of putting yourself into other people's situation so you think the most autistic position is the normal one. Im getting tired of interacting with people like this

2026-01-07 15:47:39 GMT

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I learned them with pen and paper. I guess thats the advantage of doing it the oldschool way

2026-01-06 12:04:16 GMT

Why is nobody promoting this Linux distro?
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2026-01-05 22:57:25 GMT

some recent electoral maps of european countries look so funny. LIterally just the capital city elites vs everyone else
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2026-01-05 18:41:06 GMT

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your main priority should be getting a job. Not becoming a religious scholar. Unless that is gonna be your job.

2026-01-05 10:12:00 GMT

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2026-01-05 07:24:24 GMT

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2026-01-04 21:02:14 GMT

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2026-01-03 13:21:01 GMT

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court order. They get your address. They send the fine notice.

2026-01-03 13:09:40 GMT

Great. Warner brothers is sueing/fining me for torrenting smiling friends. 600 euro gone for watching a cartoon. Great. I love the German legal system.

2026-01-03 11:22:17 GMT

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2026-01-02 20:12:43 GMT

Isekais prove one thing: Jap men want to live in medieval Europe

2026-01-02 15:54:14 GMT

Cawfee and poast were down at the same time just now. Thought my Internet died
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2026-01-02 11:31:11 GMT

"all art is political"
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2026-01-01 14:32:43 GMT

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>we don't fedipost that much
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2026-01-01 11:54:10 GMT

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cawfee didn't make the list :tetosadd:

2025-12-31 18:01:46 GMT

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hello admin san. I wish you a happy new year's eve. This post has no relation to what it responds to :)

2025-12-31 14:17:23 GMT

All around shit year ngl. But I have starlink now so maybe next year will be blessed by decent Internet speeds. Also I will (try to) tone down on the beer as much as possible. It went way beyond reasonable this year.

2025-12-31 07:42:07 GMT

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>File Explorer crashes, slow performance, taskbar glitches, and Bluetooth failures, which together make the operating system frustratingly unreliable for daily use.
That's just windows 11 since its release lol

2025-12-30 22:01:22 GMT

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all the lower class German girls I knew back then had sex at that age. (And told everyone). Obviously with 21 year old men.

2025-12-30 22:00:36 GMT

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14 in Germany if you're younger than or exactly 21

2025-12-30 21:57:32 GMT

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Prince Andrew would vomit at the sight of a 20 year old woman

2025-12-30 20:06:35 GMT

Give me an anime to watch. Doesn't need to be amazing

2025-12-30 13:07:43 GMT

"mom is still at my house and I can't just fuck off to my PC so I play in the living room" handheld gaming :yuihehe:
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2025-12-29 00:35:06 GMT

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I will never understand how you can willingly stay in white countries, not thinking of yourself as less than us. You'd hate living with niggers in nigger countries. We both agree on that in practice. Be a good little self hating nigger and maybe we won't shoot your brains out you filthy disgusting gorilla creature

2025-12-28 22:27:08 GMT

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you don't need to, nigger

2025-12-28 21:29:23 GMT

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holy fuck you're retarded https://x.com/dirya_cos
Either way, what do I expect from a leftist bisexual freak?

2025-12-28 17:29:15 GMT

I'm glad this artist draws plenty of cute pics of Holo and not just smut
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2025-12-27 18:59:39 GMT

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sorry friends, DBZ is for troons now

2025-12-27 18:08:07 GMT

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yes

2025-12-26 23:51:05 GMT

Mom wanted to see my phone "for no reason". Yeah right
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2025-12-25 22:36:09 GMT

Rest?
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2025-12-25 17:55:03 GMT

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merry Christmas admin san

2025-12-25 17:31:03 GMT

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make em watch the Reze movie

2025-12-23 22:20:06 GMT

Scuffed club

2025-12-20 19:25:14 GMT

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2025-12-20 02:15:31 GMT

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but... mormons aren't...

2025-12-20 02:14:23 GMT

Do prots have choirs like these for christmas
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2025-12-19 08:28:36 GMT

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2025-12-18 17:49:56 GMT

the reze movie is out on torrents btw

2025-12-18 09:05:09 GMT

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I still have no idea where this fixation comes from but I love maids

2025-12-17 23:32:32 GMT

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fag
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2025-12-17 17:59:21 GMT

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did I just lose my racism clout

2025-12-17 17:50:35 GMT

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one exception was a gypsy looking dude who was basically saying "I AM GOING TO DIE IF YOU DONT GIVE ME 20 EUROS PLS PLS PLS PLS"
And I caved. Weakass me.

2025-12-17 17:47:02 GMT

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I havent lived in cities in years now. But when I worked in Freiburg I encountered homeless there everyday. And not even passive ones. They straight up walk up to you and beg if you look the part. I gave them my change when they were white.

2025-12-16 16:34:01 GMT

>log into fedi
>multiple people tagging me into cursed teto slop memes
GET BETTER MATERIAL
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2025-12-15 23:58:04 GMT

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2025-12-15 18:04:23 GMT

lol
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2025-12-13 00:36:32 GMT

"oh you are german?"
"Just move to another country to solve your problems"
I hate you.
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2025-12-12 23:36:06 GMT

LOL the writing is so good
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2025-12-11 17:30:09 GMT

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did I get any new reports that are funny or did everyone just give up

2025-12-10 21:14:24 GMT

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yes this is very serious

2025-12-10 21:12:34 GMT

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some genshin nigga paired the song with a dancing genshin character. Then it became a template. Thats all

2025-12-10 21:01:44 GMT

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source: genshin twitter

2025-12-09 20:31:20 GMT

here's your robo waifu, sir
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2025-12-08 19:53:14 GMT

excuse me, what?
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2025-12-07 12:28:35 GMT

theres a white welsh guy millionaire (youtuber) living in japan for 6 years and all the women he gets along with/spends time with are vtubers. He claims he keeps his romantic stuff private but I think that just means he's dating one of them "on discord" or some other cringe long-distance crap. Cuz he certainly never even alludes to even interacting with jap women much after he tried to in his first year and failed.
Just go back to the UK and find a white woman nigga.
Yes this nigga lives in my head rent free sorry for ranting about nonsense.

2025-12-05 19:44:00 GMT

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honestly didnt expect this poll to be such good ragebait ngl

2025-12-05 18:43:21 GMT

whats more delicious? (not cooked. Raw with no sauce.)

2025-12-05 09:01:43 GMT

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probably the database

2025-12-03 10:35:58 GMT

This is where I post from btw
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2025-11-27 23:01:47 GMT

I will respect canadians if they take this song literally and kick out all the niggers and indians
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#note198z…g9jl

2025-11-27 10:49:37 GMT

Channel 5 interviewed the whites-only community in Arkansas
"Who wrote that one" :tetohaha:
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2025-11-26 23:57:40 GMT

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kids are there to give you a sort of meaning that selfish consumerism never can and never will. But thats also why some people just get a dog. Or 30 cats. Depending on gender.

2025-11-26 23:40:37 GMT

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I have a good relationship with my parents and enjoy visiting them but when they die I'll be alone too. I mean that's kind of the reason I'd prefer to have my own children one day... but that seems impossible

2025-11-26 23:30:57 GMT

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I've always seen it as the "we are glad we conquered these red barbarians" holiday. But I'm german so what do I know lol

2025-11-26 23:22:43 GMT

weeb gaming is back
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2025-11-26 22:58:52 GMT

not a bubble btw
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2025-11-26 15:31:46 GMT

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this is a hate crime
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2025-11-26 15:21:42 GMT

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2025-11-26 14:48:50 GMT

is tsukihime actually good/worth reading or is it just millenial gooner nostalgia

2025-11-26 01:40:58 GMT

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2025-11-24 20:53:45 GMT

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im probably safe on fedi unless glowies threaten grips into giving out his pleroma logs or smth...

2025-11-24 20:52:03 GMT

I should just go into the forest to shout nigger at trees instead of using any kind of social media at this point. The german gov is becoming increasingly like the chinese one.

2025-11-24 11:42:41 GMT

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2025-11-23 17:26:19 GMT

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I need it for the memes and the anime art... I do have the account locked and I dont say much there... I know Im being stupid and risky

2025-11-23 17:03:14 GMT

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in reality this might be a plus because the german feds wont know im german so they wont schedule any "surprise 6AM visits" for wrongthink....

2025-11-23 17:01:34 GMT

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thing is it "outs" me as something I'm not. I havent left germany since 2019... and that was a trip to scotland.

2025-11-23 15:44:18 GMT

genius marketing
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2025-11-23 12:21:44 GMT

installed an extension that shows a guy's location on the post and it really shows the US flag for me 😭
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2025-11-23 11:20:41 GMT

the guy who everyone said is mexican, is in fact, mexican
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2025-11-22 19:04:22 GMT

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2025-11-22 12:34:53 GMT

Celeste sucks
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2025-11-21 11:28:06 GMT

🇩🇪 🤝 🇯🇵
... wait, removed the swastika??
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2025-11-21 10:37:36 GMT

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well I meant normie types. The "nerd-lite" ones who are globohomo-adjacent, love reddit. 4chan is just zoomers I think. Fediverse might be the last "bastion" of that old internet really. I wouldn't know where else to look for it. That said, obviously theres millions of globohomo millenials on here as well, but we never see them because they block all of us.

2025-11-21 10:28:01 GMT

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there's plenty. Especially on soylennial websites like reddit

2025-11-21 09:44:21 GMT

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yes I am that millenial

2025-11-21 09:43:53 GMT

it may be unrealistic but if the steam machine isnt 499, it's gonna be a niche product for millennials with too much money who want a living room pc "just because" and nobody else.

2025-11-20 23:20:30 GMT

GN :holoawoo:
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2025-11-20 11:19:01 GMT

Troons infiltrate every fandom. Including the hating Jews ones
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2025-11-19 14:48:32 GMT

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2025-11-18 22:50:16 GMT

@followers
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2025-11-18 18:09:37 GMT

not false. Fake it till you make it is important advice for young men imo.
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2025-11-17 22:12:49 GMT

indians do this to british rivers now but no greentard speaks up about it. Probably because they know the solution isnt "more laws" or "bigger government". It's kicking out indians and third worlders in general.
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2025-11-17 18:48:13 GMT

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I just really hate mobas. I was forced to play them for a decade.

2025-11-17 18:37:19 GMT

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I rather have too many games than too little. Doomscrolling is way worse than any videogames, other than pvp shit like LoL maybe