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Gotta give you this frenchie @[email protected]. You are the superior real facer on fedi. I can post weird anime shit or sperg yet you never unfollow. Meanwhile your British counterpart took one look at my profile and nope'd out of following me again :tetohaha: @npub1hpu…x4gf

2026-07-06 16:48:03 GMT

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you can bullshit indians into american jobs but you cant bullshit them into being german speakers. And obviously all the invaders dont work. They just live off the gibs

2026-07-06 16:47:12 GMT

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not here. Not that anyone here gets 100k

2026-07-06 16:43:45 GMT

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https://cawfee.club/media/84/e0/88/84e0888955bbc2f7fe22e78921b1c08c621446957a072882c7de42778d732473.jpg

2026-07-06 16:41:30 GMT

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standalone it costs 99. But it has way more features than an xbox controller

2026-07-06 16:31:02 GMT

and 5 times bigger you fucking retarded sloptuber
https://cawfee.club/media/4a/df/d2/4adfd2f394e7d2756ddaf9ba05d14290c29e2a0dc4104cf9ae8b5f070c0453e6.png
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2026-06-19 08:34:52 GMT

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these niggas made it to space? Wtf is that anime even about now (assuming this is doctor stone?)

2026-06-05 15:31:28 GMT

:marijoke:
https://cawfee.club/media/8b/e8/89/8be88909ebd3b94fd7eb633fdf360f0b881c959c7025fdebbb51487e833bd1e7.png

2026-06-04 16:23:21 GMT

I sometimes wonder if my opsec is garbage and I'll have to go to jail soon but then I see these retards
https://cawfee.club/media/8d/e9/22/8de922ac66fb0bc6b0f7d830d7be3b17edc97e9ae0c552ddd59eb2694b4ad41f.png

2026-05-28 07:50:39 GMT

Japs shitting on muh trains 😭 it's over
https://cawfee.club/media/3f/00/ea/3f00eadea64c5287edf6a396892e26a29f28111a991e78cffe996873f3368041.png

2026-05-21 14:45:45 GMT

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hey what's not to like about a good dad joke

2026-05-20 16:40:13 GMT

There's passportbros moving to the amazon for the cheap native pussy :gyate_marisa_gross:
https://youtu.be/VbNsPLTqgoA

2026-05-19 16:52:07 GMT

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stop making me spam my feed dammit!!

2026-05-19 16:34:02 GMT

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MAAAAID :rominaaa:

2026-05-19 16:29:16 GMT

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meido

2026-05-18 18:10:42 GMT

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>plus you *did* start as a windows user shitting on linux
????? I came to fedi in 2017 already using ubuntu mate. You are confusing me with somebody. If anything I got into fights with windows users often.

2026-05-18 18:08:55 GMT

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??? I shit on arch because it breaks my stuff. I dont @ grips and tell you to use windows instead... youre confusing things here

2026-05-18 18:07:33 GMT

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like I post the systemd schizo video meme but I dont make fun or insult anyone for being on a systemd system. I dont care. It doesnt do anything dangerous yet. Using linux isnt about being "cool" to me.

2026-05-18 18:06:37 GMT

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no?

2026-05-18 17:59:02 GMT

always immediately block people for insulting your linux software choices. They are a cancer. I prefer any windows user over these nolifers

2026-05-18 10:23:12 GMT

How to cure your ADHD ass of distractions: disable notifications nigga. Uninstall Xitter nigga. Set certain emails to go to spam nigga.

2026-05-16 20:37:58 GMT

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unlike dark souls, half life didnt get completely ruined as a subgenre by everything that tried to imitate it after

2026-05-16 20:14:14 GMT

if you havent played dark souls 1 before 2016 dont talk to me about videogames tbh

2026-05-15 21:29:50 GMT

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cawfee decides that not you. We block instances for porn (good thing)

2026-05-15 19:40:07 GMT

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okay so lets set all their posts as nsfw @grips

2026-05-14 23:30:36 GMT

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I ADVISE YOU TO MARK NSFW THINGS APPROPRIATELY THIS IS A CIVILIZED HITLER NETWORK WE DONT WANT TO SEE LOLI NIPPLES UNPROMPTED THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY
https://cawfee.club/media/34/15/68/3415685f0aa1c1c944b99e639f2a9de503afe97085079785fd8db0d8eaf8750d.jpg

2026-05-05 13:00:15 GMT

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it's a matter of blood and soil for me. Anything else is secondary. I can never "move away". This is my only home.

2026-05-05 11:56:45 GMT

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poast and Nicecrew users saying such nice things about Germans made me appreciate anglo friendship more. Before these two instances most Americans here were lolberts who only shat on Germans constantly for being... Well for what they are right now. Nothing makes it clearer that somebody secretly dislikes me for insulting me personally for living in the country of my ancestry

2026-04-29 15:58:09 GMT

They sell beer here for only 2.50
https://cawfee.club/media/20/0b/a1/200ba144327d45634171942a92eb799862c448ff454e22e5fa7ec741e9e63946.jpg

2026-04-18 12:05:40 GMT

bro america has already reached ideocracy. This fucking FED gets to parade around like a WWE champion after getting her "husband" killed. No I will not elaborate.
https://cawfee.club/media/70/0f/ad/700fad4dd3e6b9c6dbf39d2f94954e66aae205a610f2dfe61b0006fc4fa49cd5.mp4

2026-04-13 06:24:40 GMT

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2026-04-10 10:12:43 GMT

German SEK (specops fed police) wearing chainmail now to not die of sudden diversity penetration syndrome
https://cawfee.club/media/a1/e5/6c/a1e56c65053dee020a1952df7fd57df46b2ac26c8a6bbf3a7dbf2ef7ce941adb.mp4

2026-04-10 06:48:48 GMT

https://cawfee.club/media/a4/ec/46/a4ec46934afa85c24365f01f09f82a1774c73009b3c9f9cb410b7c2bdc6b2f05.jpg

2026-03-19 12:43:45 GMT

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I didnt know australian is a race

2026-02-16 17:15:26 GMT

THE 800 MILLION!!
https://cawfee.club/media/98/d8/65/98d865b968851eba63e16c50644dfd977f2299db5dde675825017219e65066d1.mp4

2026-02-10 16:51:37 GMT

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he is speaking German of anyone cares

2026-01-30 08:04:51 GMT

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I just install a linux distro and then open steam and play videogames in peace

2026-01-11 20:40:55 GMT

faggot libtards like kaia and lain would call this man not a real catholic. I would say he is one of the last real ones left
https://cawfee.club/media/01/92/54/019254a52f946e88fa6a4b731a02e1c126cd3dde38d8420dfe746c4e8d15c12b.png

2026-01-10 14:10:04 GMT

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you dont seem capable of putting yourself into other people's situation so you think the most autistic position is the normal one. Im getting tired of interacting with people like this

2026-01-07 15:47:39 GMT

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I learned them with pen and paper. I guess thats the advantage of doing it the oldschool way

2026-01-06 12:04:16 GMT

Why is nobody promoting this Linux distro?
https://cawfee.club/media/eb/22/8c/eb228c3aec83dec0196ebe89941bd64cabb16bae0d4c85f5f5882d3541645e36.png

2026-01-05 22:57:25 GMT

some recent electoral maps of european countries look so funny. LIterally just the capital city elites vs everyone else
https://cawfee.club/media/51/9a/5a/519a5ab716b1f2edebf3cbe3ff718cd47f69d83d9d69885f9e6a940a59753c6f.png
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2026-01-05 18:41:06 GMT

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your main priority should be getting a job. Not becoming a religious scholar. Unless that is gonna be your job.

2026-01-05 10:12:00 GMT

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2026-01-05 07:24:24 GMT

https://cawfee.club/media/77/ee/10/77ee10a423f12036652f7a80c6e4f3a8a06da9515c8e6000daebcdc3177c0c90.jpeg

2026-01-04 21:02:14 GMT

https://cawfee.club/media/9a/19/bf/9a19bfd7ea9c1d77fbffb025f26315b4071ae0fdeed4b1f893b0d13a28e878b6.mp4

2026-01-03 13:21:01 GMT

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court order. They get your address. They send the fine notice.

2026-01-03 13:09:40 GMT

Great. Warner brothers is sueing/fining me for torrenting smiling friends. 600 euro gone for watching a cartoon. Great. I love the German legal system.

2026-01-03 11:22:17 GMT

https://cawfee.club/media/63/7c/5e/637c5e7bc65f1513e40ac6b91235dea4488e94cce430200513447e851c9dfd2a.jpeg

2026-01-02 20:12:43 GMT

Isekais prove one thing: Jap men want to live in medieval Europe

2026-01-02 15:54:14 GMT

Cawfee and poast were down at the same time just now. Thought my Internet died
https://cawfee.club/media/7b/16/0f/7b160f0cf5df844817430cc27c9270a2fccc1eb931efa14758ed2f89cba348a5.jpeg

2026-01-02 11:31:11 GMT

"all art is political"
https://cawfee.club/media/d3/63/84/d36384ee222e853a21639404d3e8c1317645ee9488111a0e8d0a795cfaf14e6a.jpeg
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2026-01-01 14:32:43 GMT

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>we don't fedipost that much
https://cawfee.club/media/fc/4e/f1/fc4ef11461d3a498effb9de7ec09e0cab056fdf199728a8492fade262e76aa1c.png

2026-01-01 11:54:10 GMT

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cawfee didn't make the list :tetosadd:

2025-12-31 18:01:46 GMT

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hello admin san. I wish you a happy new year's eve. This post has no relation to what it responds to :)

2025-12-31 14:17:23 GMT

All around shit year ngl. But I have starlink now so maybe next year will be blessed by decent Internet speeds. Also I will (try to) tone down on the beer as much as possible. It went way beyond reasonable this year.

2025-12-31 07:42:07 GMT

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>File Explorer crashes, slow performance, taskbar glitches, and Bluetooth failures, which together make the operating system frustratingly unreliable for daily use.
That's just windows 11 since its release lol

2025-12-30 22:01:22 GMT

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all the lower class German girls I knew back then had sex at that age. (And told everyone). Obviously with 21 year old men.

2025-12-30 22:00:36 GMT

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14 in Germany if you're younger than or exactly 21

2025-12-30 21:57:32 GMT

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Prince Andrew would vomit at the sight of a 20 year old woman

2025-12-30 20:06:35 GMT

Give me an anime to watch. Doesn't need to be amazing

2025-12-30 13:07:43 GMT

"mom is still at my house and I can't just fuck off to my PC so I play in the living room" handheld gaming :yuihehe:
https://cawfee.club/media/5c/23/b2/5c23b21d5f8ce3d46f0f52095a222d67ee4775329dacb535b186d298e194f768.jpg

2025-12-29 00:35:06 GMT

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I will never understand how you can willingly stay in white countries, not thinking of yourself as less than us. You'd hate living with niggers in nigger countries. We both agree on that in practice. Be a good little self hating nigger and maybe we won't shoot your brains out you filthy disgusting gorilla creature

2025-12-28 22:27:08 GMT

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you don't need to, nigger

2025-12-28 21:29:23 GMT

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holy fuck you're retarded https://x.com/dirya_cos
Either way, what do I expect from a leftist bisexual freak?

2025-12-28 17:29:15 GMT

I'm glad this artist draws plenty of cute pics of Holo and not just smut
https://cawfee.club/media/83/b7/28/83b728613aa0645f4ef66b8b31311bce856da572c0c8baf4d3d3ffbd34363260.jpg
https://cawfee.club/media/6a/2e/27/6a2e270a918de134beedc8d4164792512f4a18b0831a5a36e40167bdafc5ac07.jpg

2025-12-27 18:59:39 GMT

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sorry friends, DBZ is for troons now

2025-12-27 18:08:07 GMT

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yes

2025-12-26 23:51:05 GMT

Mom wanted to see my phone "for no reason". Yeah right
https://cawfee.club/media/16/9b/ad/169bad0db9534bdbbab7cca955386bbc2e084bd4b759d82e6e327f983abcccb3.png

2025-12-25 22:36:09 GMT

Rest?
https://cawfee.club/media/6c/51/76/6c51764b919ea0b3e75c783d1b9d5f66ff0c57662e3a0f801635cf66e25748a3.png

2025-12-25 17:55:03 GMT

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merry Christmas admin san

2025-12-25 17:31:03 GMT

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make em watch the Reze movie

2025-12-23 22:20:06 GMT

Scuffed club

2025-12-20 19:25:14 GMT

https://cawfee.club/media/df/8d/e1/df8de13cc707522ac882b50d8eee9b5335e16544c19b922154762e4aa712515d.png

2025-12-20 02:15:31 GMT

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but... mormons aren't...

2025-12-20 02:14:23 GMT

Do prots have choirs like these for christmas
https://cawfee.club/media/1d/74/55/1d7455468523ac0a5d544193593eb7b66846a027f2289fabb380dcb9024c9641.mp4

2025-12-19 08:28:36 GMT

https://cawfee.club/media/55/38/fc/5538fc66fd283e9d336b0b67d4c382cf4907eddab95201794d97e6c044b0cd55.mp4

2025-12-18 17:49:56 GMT

the reze movie is out on torrents btw

2025-12-18 09:05:09 GMT

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I still have no idea where this fixation comes from but I love maids

2025-12-17 23:32:32 GMT

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fag
https://cawfee.club/media/dd/24/c1/dd24c15f30ec42b9106df1055f8e64cac1cca82938bb3fc7e1468a4ed39ac853.png

2025-12-17 17:59:21 GMT

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did I just lose my racism clout

2025-12-17 17:50:35 GMT

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one exception was a gypsy looking dude who was basically saying "I AM GOING TO DIE IF YOU DONT GIVE ME 20 EUROS PLS PLS PLS PLS"
And I caved. Weakass me.

2025-12-17 17:47:02 GMT

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I havent lived in cities in years now. But when I worked in Freiburg I encountered homeless there everyday. And not even passive ones. They straight up walk up to you and beg if you look the part. I gave them my change when they were white.

2025-12-16 16:34:01 GMT

>log into fedi
>multiple people tagging me into cursed teto slop memes
GET BETTER MATERIAL
https://cawfee.club/media/83/88/87/83888766fd6755d76568bfbd1618eb63179d6459925ee8653e328431479e46a7.png

2025-12-15 23:58:04 GMT

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https://cawfee.club/media/00/aa/97/00aa9703663585c3b6552e9b22ab687db8b496b64ea8d6b407651f177d80b95d.jpg

2025-12-15 18:04:23 GMT

lol
https://cawfee.club/media/f7/a5/95/f7a5959f1e07765d6edac90913b820634b3dc9a5730674ec372b66992151748f.png

2025-12-13 00:36:32 GMT

"oh you are german?"
"Just move to another country to solve your problems"
I hate you.
https://cawfee.club/media/71/f8/43/71f843e5810c4dddac54dcec00708d8c2b33183e208a75d204d98080e35e3690.png

2025-12-12 23:36:06 GMT

LOL the writing is so good
https://cawfee.club/media/3f/e3/a3/3fe3a30ac7d337665aa2c17d35d4d73b9f05c27a9dae3ffaeee0fc26260ef248.png

2025-12-11 17:30:09 GMT

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did I get any new reports that are funny or did everyone just give up

2025-12-10 21:14:24 GMT

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yes this is very serious

2025-12-10 21:12:34 GMT

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some genshin nigga paired the song with a dancing genshin character. Then it became a template. Thats all

2025-12-10 21:01:44 GMT

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source: genshin twitter

2025-12-09 20:31:20 GMT

here's your robo waifu, sir
https://cawfee.club/media/f6/c0/bd/f6c0bd3d0dfd3565ce96aebfda158020c54e0a0bd1c52654b81b03971e4c9b9a.mp4

2025-12-08 19:53:14 GMT

excuse me, what?
https://cawfee.club/media/8a/58/4e/8a584ee053899b42bf5412fbe4b8fa7539cf7a3945bbd52d7cce70a0b0d01a13.png

2025-12-07 12:28:35 GMT

theres a white welsh guy millionaire (youtuber) living in japan for 6 years and all the women he gets along with/spends time with are vtubers. He claims he keeps his romantic stuff private but I think that just means he's dating one of them "on discord" or some other cringe long-distance crap. Cuz he certainly never even alludes to even interacting with jap women much after he tried to in his first year and failed.
Just go back to the UK and find a white woman nigga.
Yes this nigga lives in my head rent free sorry for ranting about nonsense.

2025-12-05 19:44:00 GMT

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honestly didnt expect this poll to be such good ragebait ngl

2025-12-05 18:43:21 GMT

whats more delicious? (not cooked. Raw with no sauce.)

2025-12-05 09:01:43 GMT

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probably the database