The Tapir is a curious creature with a prehensile snout found in Central and South America as well as Asia. Despite their odd looks, their closest relative is the rhino, and you will never be a real woman.
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Last Notes npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I wouldn't bother watering it down. If the wound is giant, it just needs to be stitched up and abx. Cats are both a prey and predator species and hide injury very well. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Iktf I kinda stopped being a music snob when I was still a teen, so I never really understood people who could have these long lasting deep relationships based mainly on music. Maybe that's a side effect of my autism though. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir That's so cute! Zoo elephants need a fuck ton of enrichment, glad to see they're trying a lot of different things npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Its not even focused on the fucking string I can barely see what she's doing npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Whatever they do I hope they do not go to college for vet assistance. Vet tech college? Sure. Vet college? of course. But vet assistant college is a scam. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir This is hilarious. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir looks comfy af npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Animals! Start fucking more!! npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir And that dog was a breeder too, LOOK at how bad her back legs are! Such a bad case of sickle hock, and god knows how many dogs she created that will now carry that gene on. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I don't have any meaningful connections with these people. Unfortunately doing something along those lines is similar to a common scam tactic. Like telling them to contact X for Y. So that may scare them off. I wouldn't be too concerned though this dog seemed to have gone viral. I would be surprised if it's not adopted by Monday. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Also this was the photo I was going to use but i hated how low quality it was in comparison and it seemed just a little bland https://i.poastcdn.org/d645b5582cbcbc1e0bcde28859d90556a489ceb7fde21d98db433ed49c921e84.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir graf tryna support his baby now that it's big https://i.poastcdn.org/3ee3910203b94a3c31977ee87dbb3522641aaf90e66d49d5db50e1e491f36178.mp4 https://i.poastcdn.org/961f0914b5c8c0f1f75f1d8a07c9c77bf26b5cba0d759fbfcaca2d765dbc7ed4.jpg npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir mfw long weekend but bills to pay #note1ad5…t377 https://i.poastcdn.org/040e6e8468edc016fe966caef740d13ee9d4f08218f62c146e987e155223a252.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir probably via cocaine npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir ah that makes more sense. Like when I left my favorite puppet out where the dog could get to it and he ripped it to shreds. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Surely you wouldn't give your kid cocaine. That shit is expensive. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir FYKYK Idk why but that comment had me rolling. Had to make some really obscure reference for it. #gab https://i.poastcdn.org/cd05174eaeaa99d4d72f97594cbdeae6c3d1efeca8ef57c1b1c347a1d8936bb2.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir federal npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I'll probably have to do something like that and just hope I'm not getting scammed. I got a couple UVB lights and I luckily just happened to buy a heat bulb right beforehand. But ideally you should be replacing the UVB every 6 months because it will burn out slowly over time. And unfortunately the turtle I have can live for another 20 years lol npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I'll lasso the sun inside for a few hours. We'll all just have to share the sun. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Bruh I actually don't know what to do. My turtle takes a heat lamp and UVB that is now banned. I could get away with it bringing him outside for a couple hours a day to get the UVB but how the hell am I going to keep him warm and basking indoors? Should I just try to make an outdoor enclosure? Would that even be safe with hail and wind? Bans are retarded. Butt out of my animals if you don't know dick about them. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir that's actually really neat. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Holy FUUUUUUUCK us dept of energy just fucking BANNED UVB and heat lamps! What this means is that reptile owners are FUCKED. Heat lamps are required source of external heat for most reptiles. UVB is required to to keep reptiles healthy and bones growing correctly. Y'all snake owners are gonna have to bring your snakes outside for like 4-5h a day... Rip if you live where winter exists. And windows block most UV that herps need so fucked on that end. https://i.poastcdn.org/dcbf3d28466e9fd77a2b3cc207b6acdc70e5e60f589d7ea9894b43d25d979a4b.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I prefer how they go about it now, euthanizing based on behavior and medical. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Oh fyi none of these dogs are available for adoption yet because they just got there, they need to stay on a stray hold to find of they have owners. I think it's like a week in LA. So they aren't on death row or anything. But yeah let me wake up a bit and find a Petfinder link npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir The leg ones go in the right direction. Maybe the rest are for when he breaks his leg and skyrockets to heaven npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir oh god it looks so soft can i pet npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir It is caturday, so here's your caturday fun fact. There are genetically solid red cats, which phenotypically appear as your orange tabby. But there are also genetically tabby red cats, that also appear as orange tabbies. So how to distinguish them? Generally, a solid red cat will NOT have this white mark around the chin. A red tabby will. Pic related https://i.poastcdn.org/24df1695c5d6b93530c0476b2f9638098775da4515cf2ea2d7d6c5bd11183195.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Have a zebra/horse hybrid. not recommended for riding. https://i.poastcdn.org/d55a53420550febf63975c7d46d4ff84111bbef1b1d4b5ffc69e8bade3e0905f.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir take that back right now npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY :aquaYeah: WHAT ARE YOU - READING IMPROVING LEARNING ANTICIPATING FLATTENING https://i.poastcdn.org/b9b573db1515f3e33df3d36c071c1ace57ffad8a293ba8136779b8099220a7a5.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir honestly now that I am selling collectables I can see it and understand why people like Rack Nigger used racks. Like holy shit this is a goldmine. https://i.poastcdn.org/91d9b11524314e6dc9258a4d59b265acb2fc8335c0e4f264931b7e36cd6e95a2.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Bruh fucking BP morphs Y'all think IM autistic, sure fine, but go check BP breeding. Pic related is JUST BP morphs that start with numbers and A-AL. It's not even the entirety of A. https://i.poastcdn.org/8d48b3bf641b42f5e6f16a70d3bac61fd11fce646ed9324ea5d7db25a21cbff4.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir It's kinda crazy how we bred ferrets to have all of these colors and markings and shit, and they aren't even that big as pets all things considered. ferret.org/pdfs/Ferret_Colors_and_Patterns.pdf npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir A sad, soggy Kiwi enters your feed. https://i.poastcdn.org/04647a0630854ba10730799411522bcf878ad16c95186475fe4ae23403233b22.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir St francis of assisi and st pete are the only saints i know npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Sorry for just vomiting a bunch of zoo births but I think I forgot to do it for a few weeks there so they were piling up. Forgive me, it wont happen ever again (yes it will) https://i.poastcdn.org/d5468f87f30e7201d62bf0c0e18145163c4493f51865c79bb6b97cbaa0298c51.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir He won't be able to be an adventurer anymore npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir https://i.poastcdn.org/c816a0891b698c39fdeb1492f69e57290c4b034f55e1b6320ebb125f82811206.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Now I want to npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir https://i.poastcdn.org/473de276a1365ddd8925a1b502d191c15aff9d5351ae2f7108588d37e30ec190.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir well, it's to avoid getting bit. It's not advice on how to give you a reason to punt a dog npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir My grandparents tell me all the time they feel so bad for people my age, that financially we got fucked. They can't do anything about it. It's nice just to have people understand that things are hard for us. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir bad thoughts creeping in today. As much as i dreaded shelter work, i really wish I wasn't pushed out of it. it was the only place I felt at home. https://i.poastcdn.org/4fd214b78ce15518fd6c328d4463a7b4c77f28804d9335b4d574cdc5c7bc9bab.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I too want my own chickens. I just have to remember that they will never be the cheaper option, food alone to keep them starving will be more expensive than a carton of gucci eggs. I'm really fucking cheap so shit like that holds me back. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I do miss the landscape of the north. But man i did not miss the politics. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I have a local egg guy that sells, but I regularly see his chickens eating roadkill dogs so it's got me a bit ick. Especially since we put antibiotics and other drugs in our pets that we don't really consider the half-life of or consumption, because we don't normally eat our dogs and cats. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Are you saying you've never heard of your lord and savior, :judgementaltapir: ? https://i.poastcdn.org/6aab124d003255bc5b007ea0cccdfa7f599e38c3b4a60392aef0a0054442aa7e.jpg npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Just curious, what do people normally pay a week for groceries? I try to get organic veggies, and I try to stay away from meat that uses growth hormones, but I wont bat an eye if there's a really good deal on crappy meat & veg. This week for a house of 2 I got it down to $50 :miyanoYay: It's usually double that though. https://i.poastcdn.org/156ae14bea103398a50e89b7f43bd8d412cebda1f0f301decc9ae3e747c2d294.mp4 npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir if that's the case.... i don't have long.... npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Cinnamon Tortishell Bicolor. Looks fucking weird. British Shorthair. https://i.poastcdn.org/3c68898921b2f8027228ca06d616a1a80981ff039f023b3b3225cdc17e088055.png https://i.poastcdn.org/a9745c7b7df45971840fca4d866669becda27c546ce249b77bfbbb46545941f2.png https://i.poastcdn.org/6d5335440d0194d291371ab249da330d40d956fd0a51b5b77d77b71c4afb1492.png https://i.poastcdn.org/a2cb013fbac366c5871d63b304863df835300cdacd793cc671dee9547ddc2522.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir What they don't mention here is you have to manually extract their bladder and feces when paralysis is this bad. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir It looks like it has a sheet over it npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Beef market is getting expensive though. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I worked for a vet, whom was grossly overweight, that got a weim pup on a whim (hue) and kept it kenneled at work for most of the day. Dear god, the screaming it did in the kennel. Sorry to hear about your pup, but it seems clear she lived not only a long life but a happy one too. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I just don't get why most people that own weims, have weims. I don't know many weim owners, but the ones I do know should not fucking have them lol They are a really high energy breed. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir omg do not get me started on silver labs although unironically the breeder reaction to silver labs is even more hilarious https://i.poastcdn.org/aee3dc3e268f7ae742551edc73dd52439fd562d429658e6f552867e8c06fd77c.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Have some SMASHED & SLAMMED feline for your feed https://i.poastcdn.org/527eb36a3512f13305c63ec16247225f9449bb37a7d2ccedae9f7cbb1980d70a.png https://i.poastcdn.org/14ab550109ecb1f0dbdfaeb3ab27d6c2d40394c38cc4c900c21f618de0dbbb2c.png https://i.poastcdn.org/16a770a194987a227dbc1c6880c4481db6821eec1a56a4d50262f41f9b2c73f8.png https://i.poastcdn.org/fd24251c70ddfe138c9d35bb8a990f357548a468bf6305688adeacca4d46478d.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir ANOTHER Labrador Deceiver. I am going to KILL someone if I see more fake labs :reeEEE: https://i.poastcdn.org/f00ca9369d3c7deff8580f6996be4d7910cdb70ef192cba9b74e8eb3711a75f8.png https://i.poastcdn.org/3db4fc33ab2f394569972fa8393db9ce2cd883cc18764b3008d7ef48b7fefc7d.png https://i.poastcdn.org/d48c872da13273fda1b2fbc2eecb0e8e328c56f10dddb7583b88bd8bf2dcff97.png https://i.poastcdn.org/3f41827dc8a4f1625e1e6c29800bc5bccea9c50f5a4ae1d58d216f53806c7535.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I'm so, so tired. But I cannot sleep. https://i.poastcdn.org/bf926a96c2f60ea246c8347f7aaadefcbc762c517839413ff7e56a5bc7b5ee5d.jpg npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Don't be like me and keep reading shit just to finish it. If you didn't like the first half, you're not going to get the reward in the second half, imo. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I'll be thinking about you and your pup! ♥️ npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir oh shar pei is a good guess! I can see it with the ears. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Bros new cat just dropped I swear they're dropping new cats every week https://i.poastcdn.org/39580ace05b7222e77f66cf62551f98e7db4d23144a0ccbf18deefa68a0dfbb5.png https://i.poastcdn.org/9b933fc87b302765f0ca224bd0e4e476388dccbba7a5837b8bf04cc3573efd59.png https://i.poastcdn.org/d1d46872ca448afc4b38b997903cc41825c1c48c7b2c261500661a05bc4a113c.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Would you? https://i.poastcdn.org/e3f2bf1e6e6e3bb33a2f5a4da278424b42ff3c6e40fe3f8f863f665bd26927d4.png https://i.poastcdn.org/7cf477228a9fd163870d56b889493a2811a9d7c7ce5b28a00704c9511ba6563b.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I really thought this was going to have Aussie shep in it. Literally 0 herding dog. https://i.poastcdn.org/e2d8b85fb476383e8e017168710dc8d2f5d9f3925cc776d0d020f29c8810531e.png https://i.poastcdn.org/4591782f6ac0cc771733dd3da500ffeac3864d0953697b4185b867768588ad41.png https://i.poastcdn.org/7ee61c40f08abe80d39892405d73c268bf438e66623735abf01d84cdcc4178c2.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir you just know. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir The amount of non-profits that are some scam, or money laundering, or over-seas fund is... fucking scary The more I look into it the more I'm worried I will be suicided. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Because we haven't killed God enough yet, here is a Marguerite; a domestic cat mixed with a Sandcat (felis margueritas, hence the name). And yes, they are doing god awful things with it. Second pic is what a sandcat looks like. Breeder who brown-bagged a sandcat is trying to claim they want to breed a cat that will look like the sandcat. Well, it's not working. https://i.poastcdn.org/f8c302e4d2edaecc23276832467d4501324834ab8967db471145591782fc47cd.png https://i.poastcdn.org/f4d3bbc68a8b92a737c88255ce3e9555f61a9bea2eb71151a2e74c3bf69ae993.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Me, deciding between slightly struggling to breath, or, just... drown. https://i.poastcdn.org/d3324b0b57e5bccd492450046d41f9b8e18449165aed1a4030b3037a0aed2764.mp4 npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir this is great 🦔 npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Ah OK! I only have 2 acres, but wouldn't want a large flock anyways. My biggest concern is not having nearly enough area for them to graze. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Daily reminder Pride Month is ALL ABOUT consumerism. All these companies showing 'solidarity' by changing their fucking logo, they do not care about you or your freedom to be gay. https://i.poastcdn.org/abbc8904748b3e72edb12bb8777d07592d32c8969f5063523e745b4db1b8096a.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir no no, she just let her cats outside and they'd get HBC, I'm assuming after mating, and she contributed the color point to fetal damage npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir i really badly want to raise and butcher my own chickens but I can't get myself to do the killing part. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir White girls keep that shit in business npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I like that merck kept their actual logo the same but changed their name and now you can barely read it lol https://i.poastcdn.org/1c15ddc2cb185e87aa493909f3a4ff608b4d4f5dba81890cc15b86d3ce21803e.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir You would have to literally not buy drugs or go to the hospital. Merck, Boehringer, Pfidzer, IDEXX, MWI, Patterson... they all did the flag thing last year. These guys make your amoxicillin, anesthetic machines, ambubags, scalpels, hemostats, etc etc npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Someone at VEG is getting OT though https://i.poastcdn.org/4c6773cd266a315c5d9952f196c13be0ed07c11fa5b07509773a53feb02951f8.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Gay month started today, but on Monday I'm gonna check how many animal related groups change their logos to gay shit. I never really understood it, animals can not comprehend the concept of being gay. https://i.poastcdn.org/6d35694b25fa73417f77d03aa9cf1cd26b61db772a9d1bed5e8c6653024b04e8.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Hell threads happen when you least want them to happen about a topic you hate. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I see you have sheep, I would like to get sheep someday. Do you have a lot of sheep? How much land do you need for those sheep? Do they graze on that land or are you mostly supplementing? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I need to find an organization I agree with to foster through. Due to dumb politics, I am fucked out of the good ones near me. And lord knows I don't have the money to do it solo. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I do too. My poor dog was unwanted as a puppy and then even more unwanted as an adult, and now I have a poorly socialized dog lol. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir omg it is also national foster a pet month! let's pray all our fedi bros get to foster a pet 🙏 https://i.poastcdn.org/f7985e2b10c11eaf2e62c27a3b8c9d9831d228329950c2c64ed1121ef16be2e2.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir My cat used to sleep in the guinea pig cage, and cut their running room in half lol npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir It looks like it would be a pain in the ass, but I still think crayfish are worse than guinea pigs in terms of effort vs protein ratio lol npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Yes, this is the first pic i came across when I first started looking for guinea pig pics https://i.poastcdn.org/ea5b11be5933293fbe21f31adc1d450195a6627bbb3e29f13b0359b5cd9c319c.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir omfg this reminds me of when I had to fight my manager to not name a shelter animal 'guinea' and they didn't believe me that it was a terrible racial slur against WOPS lol npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir This is an irritated one, they also do this if you open a bag of food and then proceed to not feed them fast enough https://i.poastcdn.org/553cfd34b7c547cd30e511e5d7d75684d9ed16e224b54a4499f2bd165c7f2392.mp4 npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Yes lol. I gotta find one where they are bitching for food, it's much more drawn out https://i.poastcdn.org/d00df4dbca8f85cd0b128eae9f6ce051cde01d5cd8802c697430f6662135ac1e.mp4 npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I can mimic this sound *perfectly* npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I would. I used to have mini piggers. I loved em. They just sit there and eat npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Way too much softcore anime porn on the TL, and not NEARLY enough guinea pigs. Fix this :babytapir: https://i.poastcdn.org/bdaf761669d322360285ee9d6ae92507ee2d9eb5a69de21fa5461cda12ad9682.mp4 npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir you can try but that sounds hard af ngl npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I guessed hound/pit/german shep. This is why I hated being the one to label dog breeds at the shelter lol https://i.poastcdn.org/d3f8d0e0fb366e77355e668e27fa5f2768ef89dfcd817340ef84093d8ba06918.png https://i.poastcdn.org/8bd28f064899794fb498c617b69391e63222fc80bfcfe3af19871ad05ceecaa4.png https://i.poastcdn.org/aff52093482d329299c223885cd548ec502e57be7fc343062dc40672df680a52.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir brb killing myself :kms: npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir omfg its going to be May :blobmeltsob: where are my months going npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir these are fantastic. I love the bee bro. You could make money off these npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Volume goes UP :parrot_thumbup: BTW, shit like PimpyX2 and Bapex3 means inbred with the individual Pimpy twice, inbred with the dog Bape 3 times. OOP is the NAME of the dog. You have no idea how long I was researching that term thinking it was a breeding acronym. https://i.poastcdn.org/b2b086b63e28efc76f04a53e8e8c4d4f9288c82d6112866aaf638a21e1441cf2.mp4