The Tapir is a curious creature with a prehensile snout found in Central and South America as well as Asia. Despite their odd looks, their closest relative is the rhino, and you will never be a real woman.
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Last Notes npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir fwiw Europe has more restrictions and monitoring on flea medications than the US. Fipronil has been OTC for a while now in the US, and guess what drug has been rendered completely useless now for flea control? Fipronil. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I used to be for non narcotics to be more freely available. Then I started working with the general public. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir That is honestly my main concern about it. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir It's funny how CO passed prop 129 (the law that allows a mid-level veterinary practitioner to prescribe drugs and perform surgeries) despite everything, and it will be interesting to see if other states follow suite. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir OK remember when I said yesterday's megacolon was the worst one I've ever seen? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I enjoyed fox footage thank you npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I wouldn't bother watering it down. If the wound is giant, it just needs to be stitched up and abx. Cats are both a prey and predator species and hide injury very well. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir If you're a zoomer and you want a family, just buy a surrogate and come to terms with being a single parent. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Iktf npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir That's so cute! npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Its not even focused on the fucking string I can barely see what she's doing npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir i hope she has her affairs in order. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Whatever they do I hope they do not go to college for vet assistance. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir This is hilarious. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir looks comfy af npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Animals! Start fucking more!! npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir And that dog was a breeder too, LOOK at how bad her back legs are! Such a bad case of sickle hock, and god knows how many dogs she created that will now carry that gene on. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I don't have any meaningful connections with these people. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Also this was the photo I was going to use but i hated how low quality it was in comparison and it seemed just a little bland npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir graf tryna support his baby now that it's big npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir mfw long weekend but bills to pay npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir probably via cocaine npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir ah that makes more sense. Like when I left my favorite puppet out where the dog could get to it and he ripped it to shreds. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Surely you wouldn't give your kid cocaine. That shit is expensive. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir FYKYK npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir federal npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I'll lasso the sun inside for a few hours. We'll all just have to share the sun. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Bruh I actually don't know what to do. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir that's actually really neat. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Holy FUUUUUUUCK npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I prefer how they go about it now, euthanizing based on behavior and medical. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Oh fyi none of these dogs are available for adoption yet because they just got there, they need to stay on a stray hold to find of they have owners. I think it's like a week in LA. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir The leg ones go in the right direction. Maybe the rest are for when he breaks his leg and skyrockets to heaven npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir oh god it looks so soft npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir It is caturday, so here's your caturday fun fact. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Have a zebra/horse hybrid. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir take that back right now npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir ITS npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir honestly now that I am selling collectables I can see it and understand why people like Rack Nigger used racks. Like holy shit this is a goldmine. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Bruh fucking BP morphs npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir It's kinda crazy how we bred ferrets to have all of these colors and markings and shit, and they aren't even that big as pets all things considered. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir A sad, soggy Kiwi enters your feed. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir St francis of assisi and st pete are the only saints i know npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir He won't be able to be an adventurer anymore npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir https://i.poastcdn.org/c816a0891b698c39fdeb1492f69e57290c4b034f55e1b6320ebb125f82811206.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Now I want to npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir https://i.poastcdn.org/473de276a1365ddd8925a1b502d191c15aff9d5351ae2f7108588d37e30ec190.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir well, it's to avoid getting bit. It's not advice on how to give you a reason to punt a dog npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir My grandparents tell me all the time they feel so bad for people my age, that financially we got fucked. They can't do anything about it. It's nice just to have people understand that things are hard for us. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir bad thoughts creeping in today. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I too want my own chickens. I just have to remember that they will never be the cheaper option, food alone to keep them starving will be more expensive than a carton of gucci eggs. I'm really fucking cheap so shit like that holds me back. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I do miss the landscape of the north. But man i did not miss the politics. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I have a local egg guy that sells, but I regularly see his chickens eating roadkill dogs so it's got me a bit ick. Especially since we put antibiotics and other drugs in our pets that we don't really consider the half-life of or consumption, because we don't normally eat our dogs and cats. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Are you saying you've never heard of your lord and savior, :judgementaltapir: ? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Just curious, what do people normally pay a week for groceries? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir if that's the case.... i don't have long.... npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Cinnamon Tortishell Bicolor. Looks fucking weird. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir What they don't mention here is you have to manually extract their bladder and feces when paralysis is this bad. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir It looks like it has a sheet over it npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Beef market is getting expensive though. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I worked for a vet, whom was grossly overweight, that got a weim pup on a whim (hue) and kept it kenneled at work for most of the day. Dear god, the screaming it did in the kennel. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I just don't get why most people that own weims, have weims. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir omg do not get me started on silver labs npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir ANOTHER Labrador Deceiver. I am going to KILL someone if I see more fake labs :reeEEE: npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Have some SMASHED & SLAMMED feline for your feed npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I'm so, so tired. But I cannot sleep. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Don't be like me and keep reading shit just to finish it. If you didn't like the first half, you're not going to get the reward in the second half, imo. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I'll be thinking about you and your pup! ♥️ npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir oh shar pei is a good guess! I can see it with the ears. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Bros new cat just dropped npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Would you? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I really thought this was going to have Aussie shep in it. Literally 0 herding dog. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir you just know. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir The amount of non-profits that are some scam, or money laundering, or over-seas fund is... fucking scary npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Because we haven't killed God enough yet, here is a Marguerite; a domestic cat mixed with a Sandcat (felis margueritas, hence the name). npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir this is great 🦔 npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Ah OK! I only have 2 acres, but wouldn't want a large flock anyways. My biggest concern is not having nearly enough area for them to graze. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Daily reminder Pride Month is ALL ABOUT consumerism. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir no no, she just let her cats outside and they'd get HBC, I'm assuming after mating, and she contributed the color point to fetal damage npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir i really badly want to raise and butcher my own chickens but I can't get myself to do the killing part. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir White girls keep that shit in business npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I like that merck kept their actual logo the same but changed their name and now you can barely read it lol npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir You would have to literally not buy drugs or go to the hospital. Merck, Boehringer, Pfidzer, IDEXX, MWI, Patterson... they all did the flag thing last year. These guys make your amoxicillin, anesthetic machines, ambubags, scalpels, hemostats, etc etc npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Someone at VEG is getting OT though npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Gay month started today, but on Monday I'm gonna check how many animal related groups change their logos to gay shit. I never really understood it, animals can not comprehend the concept of being gay. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Hell threads happen when you least want them to happen about a topic you hate. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I see you have sheep, I would like to get sheep someday. Do you have a lot of sheep? How much land do you need for those sheep? Do they graze on that land or are you mostly supplementing? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I need to find an organization I agree with to foster through. Due to dumb politics, I am fucked out of the good ones near me. And lord knows I don't have the money to do it solo. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I do too. My poor dog was unwanted as a puppy and then even more unwanted as an adult, and now I have a poorly socialized dog lol. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir omg it is also national foster a pet month! npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir My cat used to sleep in the guinea pig cage, and cut their running room in half lol npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir It looks like it would be a pain in the ass, but I still think crayfish are worse than guinea pigs in terms of effort vs protein ratio lol npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Yes, this is the first pic i came across when I first started looking for guinea pig pics npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir omfg this reminds me of when I had to fight my manager to not name a shelter animal 'guinea' and they didn't believe me that it was a terrible racial slur against WOPS lol npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir This is an irritated one, they also do this if you open a bag of food and then proceed to not feed them fast enough npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Yes lol. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I can mimic this sound *perfectly* npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I would. I used to have mini piggers. I loved em. They just sit there and eat npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Way too much softcore anime porn on the TL, and not NEARLY enough guinea pigs. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir you can try but that sounds hard af ngl
