The Tapir is a curious creature with a prehensile snout found in Central and South America as well as Asia. Despite their odd looks, their closest relative is the rhino, and you will never be a real woman.
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Last Notes npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Surely you wouldn't give your kid cocaine. That shit is expensive. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir federal npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir that's actually really neat. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Holy FUUUUUUUCK npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I prefer how they go about it now, euthanizing based on behavior and medical. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Oh fyi none of these dogs are available for adoption yet because they just got there, they need to stay on a stray hold to find of they have owners. I think it's like a week in LA. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir The leg ones go in the right direction. Maybe the rest are for when he breaks his leg and skyrockets to heaven npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Bruh fucking BP morphs npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Don't be like me and keep reading shit just to finish it. If you didn't like the first half, you're not going to get the reward in the second half, imo. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I really thought this was going to have Aussie shep in it. Literally 0 herding dog. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir this is great 🦔 npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Gay month started today, but on Monday I'm gonna check how many animal related groups change their logos to gay shit. I never really understood it, animals can not comprehend the concept of being gay. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I guessed hound/pit/german shep. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir The rabies virus, or the stray/feral cats? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir wow im a decade or two off, where were you in 2004? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Actually it wouldn't matter because there's no laws against raping pests in Wyoming; pests can not be abused. Better off not knowing I guess. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Remember the Wyoming man that ran over a 9m old wolf and brought it to a bar to show off? Supposedly there are more photos lurking about, including one where they shove an empty beer bottle into the wolf cub's anus. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Definitely a munchkin, black silver shaded, I think the breed may be Chinchilla? Or Brit Shorthair? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir https://i.poastcdn.org/d0de90e6bf29ca8a023f0d0437f06fdddd83fc49cfa55b639b94fe4ce6febd28.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I remember my uncle did a bunch of tomatoes for sauces and I guess they all got some disease, I just kinda assumed it was some boomer mistake. I figure monoculture gardens are probably disease prone. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I should befriend some master gardeners. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir https://i.poastcdn.org/bac681fab26f0a863e0748eebad61051c5ae2d90dab336b525ef5acfcc8dcea7.png npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir people always bitch about bats flying into you, I literally never had that happen to me once. Sure they get close - because they wanna grab that mosquito threatening to bite you npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Explain. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Me: Don't try to domesticate wild animals! It defeats the purpose of preserving the species! npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir we were just talking about lifted trucks the other day, and I find this today. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir What's your opinion on Open Adoptions? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I think that info is really disingenuous. Holstein is THE smashed and slammed cow for milk production. They are the most efficient cow producing 32,000 lbs of milk in a 305 day lactation, and the most numerous milking cow. They are commonly A1A1 or A1A2 as well. Thus, western cattle more commonly are going to have A1 milk. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir what npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I've already went on my A2 milk spiel before - I know because I was literally posting about it as I was learning about it. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Back on the caffeine wagon I guess. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I KNEW someone would pick simparica trio and it wasn't on the chart. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I WANT TO KNOW - What type of flea/tick medication are you using? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Alright it is getting warmer out, I think it's time to go over a sensitive topic; npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I forgot to show y'all the first bee of the year I saw last week! npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Good morning fedi friends npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Yes actually, snake on the left is Supply i believe, meaning the other with the laptop is Demand npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Here's a fedi pro-tip, that I actually originally heard on fedi; npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir GM GM npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Here's your motivation to work out today. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir What do you o if you can't finish them all? Can you can them or something? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Is that a white dove? Very pretty! npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I swear I do more research responding to posts than I do when I actually set time aside to research npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I did not think I would be so into native planting until I got my first plot of land. Now I am totally into the whole #nolawn shit. It might surprise you what you learn you love and hate about a property. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Get your head out of the gutter npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir OK I am actually really excited now because I am seeing all these gab refugees talking about farming and gardening and animal husbandry and horticulture and shit. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Fellow plantfag? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir There's a lot of cozy posters you can follow and just tune out the rest. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir no no no, you're mating all wrong! npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir By the way, I am not a veterinarian. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Perfect I know just the place and the shark to do some heavy shark petting. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Yes but I also want to die. So take that as you will. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I'm half wanting to make a fat dog camp, it would be so easy all I'd have to do is not feed the dogs as much. Maybe have a pool for the hefty ones to walk in. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir locking mine in npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir And fringe religious groups too, where a few dudes fuck all the women and run out of women so they begin fucking their half sisters and cousins and shit npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Normothermic machine providing a supply of blood and nutrients to porcine small intestines in NC College of Vet Med. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Do you use EWG as a reliable source for product information? I've been using it lately since I don't really trust the feds to keep toxic shit away from their citizens. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I'm thinking Norweigan Forest cat as main coons seem to have much more exaggerated facial features. but both breeds are known to get up to 20#, with the average cat weighing 7lbs npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir omg yes the amount of blood draws I've done with a cat growling while also eating churu. idk what makes cats love that shit so much. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Dog breed history is so deep and rich, filled with lots of tea and drama, crazy fuckin stories, fucked up fucking stories, etc etc. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir that, sir, is a sunbear. AKA Helarctos malayanus. It is the smallest of the bears, and possibly the most aggressive. There's apparently 2 subspecies; Malaysian and Bornean npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Here have this for your timeline npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir no jelly - you can get one of these wooden ones on amazon for like $100. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir What do y'all think about my herb garden? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Good news your stomach acid will take care of that, no action needed. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I have a metal shed someone made as a coop. I personally don't like how it was built. It was built well, the material was expensive, but the way they built it makes it a nightmare for regular maintenance. However I will deal with it because like I said, expensive material and pretty much already built npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir If you just make a lean to with some wire sure it can be very inexpensive, and people are quite free to do that. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir yessss this is one thing that I have yet to come to terms with and why I haven't bought chickens. At the end of the day, the mass farming allows eggs to be cheap as fuck, much more cost effective than any homestead can make it (unless maybe they also mass farm chickens). So if I do it, it will be for the health benefits of the eggs. And I'm just not there yet... npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir At first I considered this to be a joke comment. Then I thought about it and it literally is. Pic related. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir PetLand is at it again! npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Animal Shelter Count releases 2023 Statistics npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Why are you not training your dog to be this athletic and agile in preparation for (insert worldwide catastrophic disaster here) npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Oh I meant to also say, coming from a position of professionalism, people will take our word as fact. So saying something like 'I would never own a snake, they're dangerous' can be taken like bible text. Many clients won't see your hatred of cats as an opinion, but as a reasonable justification. And may act accordingly, by neglect/abandonment or death. As a professional, your opinions will get taken as fact. Your biases become the truth. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Sneed pill :CeobeConfused: npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Is it worthwhile to condense pals? Does it just level them up? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir dont own it and im going to bed soon. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir 3 year old sphinx cat found in the Ciudad Juarez prison in Mexico, has ink tattoos identical on both sides of the body. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I have been getting A LOT of questions regarding cats vomiting, so let's delve into this topic real quick. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir You've heard of dog racing. You've placed bets on horse racing. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Wow that's fuckin lame. Tbh VIN and the vet industry as a whole is not known for being tech literate, I'm not surprised that shit breaks on mobile npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I'd help but I'd be a terrible mod. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Lol at the cop cleaning up the mess npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I hate doodle breeders. So every day I will post another doodle dog breed until I run out of them. Feel free to ask me why I hate the people that breed doodles any time. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir But radar signature should give them more of an idea than 'unidentified warplane'. Sure they won't know who's flying it but they should know the type of plane and where it likely came from. Unless they just want to keep some details a secret from the media which I can understand. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I want to know how they are unidentified? Are we really gonna pretend we don't have the tech searching yemeni airspace day and night for this shit? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Me when y'all are having a discussion and I literally have no fucking clue about a god damn thing y'all are saying (90% of my time here) npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir NASA successfully livestreamed their cat, Taters, chasing a laser from space 19 million miles away. It took about 2 minutes for the footage to reach earth. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir An angelfish at Denver Zoo getting a CT scan npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Pet Business released it's top pet products of 2023. There's probably 50+ products and companies on here. They also included things like best website design and best product packaging as well which I thought was interesting. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I'm glad you asked. I'll give you the short version. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I would love the names of said books, as I have not come across such things in my own study. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Granted there wasn't many reported cases of dog bites before modern technology, there were not many reports I could find of canine fatalities that were not intentional back in the 1800's. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Very rare that I see a cat with this much confidence with a dog :aiwow: they look very cute together! npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir having a bad day npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Heavy metal? I wonder why. Growing conditions? npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir I know I told y'all I'd post results of those dogs but I was busy dehydrating kale. Give me a few. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Lol wtf his movements remind me of a James bond villain or something. Very neat though. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Ironically I think #3 was the only one that wasn't purposely bred lol npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir It is not common at all for dogs and coyotes to mate. Firstly coyotes are more likely to run from or attack dogs. Secondly, coyote breeding season is exceptionally short and the male coyotes get to town during that season, whereas domestic dogs are year round. npub100zpzjxhdr9dc2hjetc2z3gccg5ru2m2qgrr9ve46ry5w8hr27fq8ww3l7 Tapir Lol that's fucked up
