Cricket umpire, rugby fan (both codes), finder of bugs, perpetrator of programming abominations, mostly recovered sysadmin. In the pay of Big Parsnip.
Can solve the three body problem. They're under the patio.
Github:
https://github.com/DrHydeHome:
https://www.cantrell.org.uk/Languages: shell/rust/perl/C, English/French/German/Italian
Where: London, in the unceded lands of the Roman province of Britannia