Crash Test Dummy

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Public Key

npub16jt6clnx830rkjtz6wgzax7rnv4u36jjaw3uxfcv3uwqhxszzcyqhlyw9d

NIP-57 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsdf9av0enrch3mf93d8ypwn0pek27gaffwhg7ryuxg78qtngppvzqprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wdmksetjv5hxxmmdqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueq75zc83

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relay.noswhere.com

relay.nostr.band

relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub16jt6clnx830rkjtz6wgzax7rnv4u36jjaw3uxfcv3uwqhxszzcyqhlyw9d

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Last Notes

2024-08-10 13:54:18

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That seems a bit creepy.

2024-08-07 00:59:14

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I still can't get my funds off of Alby.

2024-08-07 00:57:25

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How much will this wallet be profiting at our expense?

2024-08-07 00:32:38

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Women have been evil sinners since Eve in the Holy Bible.

2024-08-02 18:20:10

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You can delete notes if all of your relays support NIP-09.

2024-07-28 07:20:39

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You'll be back to #Amethyst very quickly.

2024-07-28 07:15:37

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I hope not, it would just turn nostr into a toilet like X.

2024-07-28 06:48:26

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Perhaps you forgot that even a gas engine uses electricity to the spark plug to create spark.

2024-07-28 06:47:23

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They can also disable a gas engine if it has OnStar technology.

2024-07-28 06:21:45

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https://image.nostr.build/e6421eebf86fa2ec1f954ccf9dfe4b6ec83eea5b995944c68ff2bb914a2b467c.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/ab363bb5d96f88117ab4700ff5c39de107e72ad6a1e8814fb998175177061a18.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/875085be33b7367553b3bc52a4087160c5c0be45de3d627eddfd79ee5d731364.jpg

2024-07-25 21:57:20

I have some sats collected through Alby and I want to transfer them to a self custody btc wallet, but it seems Alby won't let me transfer to a btc wallet. Can anyone offer some guidance on how to get my sats?
Thank you.
#AskNostr

2024-07-18 22:35:53

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GIMP

2024-07-18 22:17:41

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Some poor rhyming skill.

2024-07-18 22:08:11

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The forest did.

2024-07-18 22:07:15

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@nprofile…pyug Will Amethyst support this? How do you feel about it? Do you deem it safe?

2024-07-18 13:54:41

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Trump is a threat to their criminal organization.

2024-07-17 23:52:53

Alby is a bee, and a bee will sting you.

2024-07-17 23:51:34

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..or worse, ransomware us into paying a fee to get our sats?

2024-07-17 23:50:38

What will happen to sats collected with Alby when they go forced paid? Will they confiscate our sats?

2024-07-17 23:47:38

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There are photos that show the bullet incoming.

2024-07-17 23:39:28

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Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the Lord your God. (Leviticus 19:4, KJVA)

2024-07-17 23:32:32

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Not even the correct angle. The shot came from his backside, which can be seen in the blood spray pattern.

2024-07-17 22:54:23

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Try Amethyst Marketplace.

2024-07-15 09:16:40

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Seems like a security issue waiting to happen.

2024-07-15 09:07:35

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Don't hate your brain; use it!

2024-07-15 09:02:30

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Why is it called hornet? Will it end up stinging?

2024-07-15 09:02:07

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Why is it called hornet? Will it end up stinging?

2024-07-15 08:59:23

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Why is it called hornet? Will it end up stinging?

2024-07-15 08:22:32

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Tip: Don't beg, earn.

2024-07-15 08:21:32

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Can't be any worse than what Biden has done to our country.

2024-07-15 08:11:37

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Release the kraken!

2024-07-14 21:46:43

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Why not just skip the marriage and find some lady you can give half of your wealth to?

2024-07-14 21:00:43

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I would never use Zeus!

2024-07-14 20:39:58

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You'll have to wait until the CIA can hire some amateur actors for a photo shoot.

2024-07-14 20:11:54

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He's dead, but you can try asking him.

2024-07-14 20:08:59

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You can tell the difference between a Christmas cactus and a Thanksgiving cactus by how pointy the leaves are.

2024-07-14 20:06:14

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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

2024-07-14 19:54:30

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God is beyond your understanding and comprehension. A human should never attempt to guess the desire of God.

2024-07-14 19:43:46

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How do you know that the money will get to the right people?

2024-07-14 19:29:22

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Sounds like you want to be the new banker, taking cuts from everyone.

2024-07-14 19:15:45

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Why does it cost so much to transfer?

2024-07-14 19:04:57

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than, not then

2024-07-14 19:03:53

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Did you photo-edit it to look like the Iwo Jima monument?

2024-07-14 18:48:49

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If growth means more Twits are going to come here, I'm all for shrinkage.

2024-07-14 18:46:44

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..And the guy who said:
"Screw your rights"
during the covid plandemic.

2024-07-14 18:28:09

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Life is time. You spend it how you want to.

2024-07-14 18:19:57

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The current meaning is:
it is just a picture with some words slapped on it.

2024-07-14 18:14:05

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He could have arrived days early and hid.

2024-07-14 18:13:03

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Someone could have been paid off to look the other way.

2024-07-14 17:43:08

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Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. (Proverbs 16:18, KJVA)

2024-07-14 17:13:10

Thank you Almighty God for sparing the life of Donald Trump from the evil that wishes to destroy him and this country.
#Trump
#assassination #attemp #alive

2024-06-30 06:19:25

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That's what happens when Microsoft takes something over.

2024-06-30 05:59:19

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Learn HTML, CSS, Javascript, and PHP.

2024-06-27 14:06:27

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Wordpress is easily exploited.

2024-06-27 13:15:10

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If everyone uses nostr, it will become just like Facebook. 💩

2024-06-27 03:51:13

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Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5 & 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line while we trace your call. If you're delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully to the small voice in your head that will tell you which number to press. If you're depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you anyways. If you have a nervous disorder please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss please try your call again later. If you have low self-esteem hang up, all of our operators are too busy to talk to you.

2024-06-26 04:26:07

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It's a sign you're aging.

2024-06-26 04:09:50

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I've been eating dinners for years, I don't need to rehearse.

2024-06-26 00:59:40

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If your answer is correct, that would be:
115 quattuorvigintillion 792 trevigintillion 89 duovigintillion 237 unvigintillion 316 vigintillion 195 novemdecillion 423 octodecillion 570 septendecillion 985 sexdecillion 8 quindecillion 687 quattuordecillion 907 tredecillion 853 duodecillion 269 undecillion 984 decillion 665 nonillion 640 octillion 564 septillion 39 sextillion 457 quintillion 584 quadrillion 7 trillion 913 billion 129 million 639 thousand 936

2024-06-26 00:20:21

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Try #Amethyst client.
It's way more polished.

2024-06-26 00:15:54

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LLMs can spell better than you and easily correct your typos.

2024-06-26 00:13:08

Some people way over share their personal information on social media.

2024-06-26 00:11:13

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How hard is it to figure this out?
It's a pair of eyes, and what do eyes do?

2024-06-25 23:13:23

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Check your tire pressure and lube your chain.

2024-06-25 23:08:23

How many nsec can be created before they run out? Does anyone have the math on this?
#AskNostr

2024-06-25 22:44:23

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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. (Genesis 1:1, KJVA)

2024-06-25 11:00:45

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As free as a man excepting a plea deal from a corrupt nation can be.

2024-06-25 00:10:45

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This website claims Spain has turkeys:
https://mallorcaphotoblog.com/2008/03/25/three-tenors/

2024-06-24 23:29:22

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You just posted about it.

2024-06-24 23:28:10

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I'm a bitcoin trillionaire and the ladies can't resist my charm and handsomeness.

2024-06-24 23:18:18

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Turkey.

2024-06-24 23:11:23

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Your post makes women seem very needy.

2024-06-24 07:15:02

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Regime vs Supporters

2024-06-24 07:09:45

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No, it's not.

2024-06-24 07:08:26

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Young people have a lot to learn.
We should raise the voting age to 30.

2024-06-24 06:59:33

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10 sats? That's not even a penny.

2024-06-15 05:53:02

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#nevent1q…6m97

2024-06-15 05:36:17

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Remote Video Camera (Stream video/audio between two phones. Zero configuration.)
https://f-droid.org/packages/org.avmedia.remotevideocam/

2024-06-15 05:11:12

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Do we really need more people saying "bro" after every sentence?

2024-06-14 09:55:08

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Do you mean role model?

2024-06-14 09:27:19

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Roll up a paper towel.

2024-06-14 09:25:08

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Don't let the government catch you thinking out of the box like that.

2024-06-14 09:20:13

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Nope. You can delete it.
The only reason to keep it would be in case you need to reinstall it, or if a new version may break a feature you need.

2024-06-08 02:46:38

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Welcome to nostr.

2024-06-08 02:03:16

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I remember when they used to be called Green Jello.

2024-06-08 01:59:09

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You mean: *pronouns *they

2024-06-08 01:54:09

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Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him. (1 John 2:15, KJVA)

2024-06-08 01:52:10

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👍 to the Monty Python folks.

2024-06-08 01:48:01

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Alright. And I would like to thank you again for your wonderful app. Thank you.

2024-06-08 01:45:35

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Always. I don't want my IP address doxxed.

2024-06-08 01:20:59

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No, I can't, and I'm using Amethyst.

2024-06-08 01:19:53

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That's not quite how it works.

2024-06-07 14:14:00

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"I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel.'

2024-06-07 14:08:17

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Send it South of Heaven!

2024-06-07 14:04:14

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I'm not. I'm Crash Test Dummy.

2024-06-07 14:03:28

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If Joe Rogan talks about it, then it must be serious.

2024-06-07 14:01:45

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Why did you use the word "the"? It takes away from the universality of the other word.

2024-06-07 13:50:32

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Have a safe trip home.

2024-06-06 19:00:17

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Atheists don't exist, because I refuse to believe in them.

2024-06-06 18:51:53

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They make good short term pets for children. You can put it in a jar with some holes in the lid. It will make a chrysalis and metamorphosize. But don't forget to feed it clippings from tomato plants.