withdrawing from this reality. things just didn't work out.
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Last Notes npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax I kinda want to set up a mumble server for voice hangout npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub17yp…n7ct https://bajax.us/media/d82daeaf-4695-4d21-9b30-e4625af076b1/Untitled.mp4 npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1j3v…qxec @npub1v7t…ck6k he's asleep he's lost to the world until at least a couple hours from now npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1j3v…qxec @npub1v7t…ck6k he is sleeping on my lap right now and my phone (camera) is out of reach. You'll have to settle for an old photo https://bajax.us/media/35c17c7f-b423-45ab-a8d6-5af43e13dafd/image.png npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1v7t…ck6k what's this one's name? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1mjr…w8z3 It's a single user instance sorry npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1auu…08v7 @npub1pcf…gr82 @npub1g22…d0vq no way your instance is more n than clubcyberia you take that back npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1zhj…kmgu coooool npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1pcf…gr82 fuuuuuuck! https://bajax.us/media/211ad2a8-a14d-48c8-a75b-0b8f15cabecc/image.png npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1zhj…kmgu can't post to clib cyberis: https://bajax.us/media/3723192a-6971-4f0e-a54f-5bb7e4ec3d19/image.png npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1pnp…52zw @npub13d5…jhcn dunno yet depends on if I can get custom reacts working npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub13d5…jhcn You probably know the answer to this-- How do I do custom emoji reactions on my pleroma instance? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1srh…8g90 OK apparently they're a patch :sadge: npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax Are custom reacts a patch to pleroma or are they something you can get by upgrading? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub17z4…npsw then may he rule over a field of dust (and poast faggotry) npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax If both sleepy and FCE go down I'm probably going to shut down too npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1ur3…e6hx @npub1wah…xc8t Yes, it controls it from the point of view of the page doing the loading, but does it apply to the resource that GETS loaded? That seems to be what CORS is for. I want to confirm you understand what I'm saying before.... know what? I'll just research it myself and do some tests npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1ur3…e6hx @npub1wah…xc8t does CSP apply to external resources too? These directives look like they're tuned to declare the rules for the page itself. In theory, you could still execute a script loaded into your /media directory. (though this would prevent one of the mechanisms I've heard that they may have used to load their payload, loading the script into an SVG file opened in a separate tab) npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1u9g…8gl5 @npub1rkc…fnl9 @npub1q2j…crzn @npub108z…dkr5 @npub1ecu…jkzt They either filter certain file types or send security headers along with the file that make browsers enforce that the file can't be executed in-situ, or like a lot of places like megaupload does, send the file in a non-standard way such that it can't even be downloaded without some user-involved process. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1u9g…8gl5 @npub1rkc…fnl9 @npub1q2j…crzn @npub108z…dkr5 @npub1ecu…jkzt basically, in programming for anything that hooks up to a network you have to think at every step of the way, "How could this be exploited?" You are writing code that's going to be run on OTHER people's hardware, you have to think very carefully about what your code exposes to outsiders. The problem here is that this wasn't some obscure vulnerability, some unforeseen consequence of connecting an outside text processing library with a newfangled webdingus in a way that allows prostate buffer overflow nobody ever expected-- it's literally just letting outsiders dump files of any type on your system in an HTTP-accessible directory. It's hard to explain to people who don't program how basic this oversight is, but it's kind of outrageous. As for why I didn't fix it myself, :seinfeld: npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1u9g…8gl5 @npub1rkc…fnl9 @npub1q2j…crzn @npub108z…dkr5 @npub1ecu…jkzt don't care enough npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1ecu…jkzt @npub1rkc…fnl9 @npub1q2j…crzn @npub108z…dkr5 >it's something easy to overlook. not really npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1m7p…0szf @npub10pg…xu2f @npub1pnp…52zw @npub1q3k…q3wu @npub1yua…c3d4 CSPs can also prevent inline scripts from running entirely. Which might be extremely nice. I'm going to take a break for a minute (lazy) and if nobody else has an nginx config by the time I get back I'll make one, test it and share it. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1m7p…0szf @npub1q3k…q3wu @npub1pnp…52zw @npub10pg…xu2f @npub1yua…c3d4 It looks like it might be a good idea to implement CSPs. We can apparently whitelist all the scripts we want to allow the browser to run on the page. It would be something like: Content-Security-Policy: script-src : https://domain/static/*.js This would prevent any scripts from anywhere except /static directory from running regardless of any magic fuckery. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1m7p…0szf @npub1q3k…q3wu @npub1pnp…52zw @npub10pg…xu2f @npub1yua…c3d4 I know, but I didn't want to go into that level of detail considering the audience. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1pnp…52zw @npub1m7p…0szf @npub1q3k…q3wu @npub10pg…xu2f @npub1yua…c3d4 OK, I have to back up and explain a bunch of shit about how attachments are handled on the fediverse to explain it, but I’ll keep it short… In order for the file to execute, it needs to be on the same domain the victim is browsing from– if you accidentally load from sleepy.cafe a payload targeted at seal.cafe, it won’t work. Browser security measures prevent it. What media proxy does is take attachements and serve them from the site you’re browsing from, as if all the attachemnts come from the same server. This makes it faster in some cases and prevents telling other sites which of your users are looking at which files. BUT– if sleepy.cafe was running media proxy, an attack targeted at seal.cafe users might in theory work, because it makes all attached files appear to come from the domain you’re browsing on. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub12ny…jdrp OK I'm downstairs he's upstairs right now it'll be about 10 minutes at least npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1pnp…52zw @npub1m7p…0szf @npub1q3k…q3wu @npub10pg…xu2f @npub1yua…c3d4 no, it adds an extra potential security hazard since files are served from your own domain. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1m7p…0szf @npub1q3k…q3wu @npub10pg…xu2f @npub1yua…c3d4 If files are served from the same server as the HTML, and you haven't done any specific nginx config to prevent JS files from execution, I don't think so. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1yua…c3d4 @npub1q3k…q3wu @npub10pg…xu2f do you use open registrations or mediaproxy? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1q3k…q3wu Here's what I've got so far: 1 Pleroma accepts javascript documents as media attachments to posts, this allows an attacker to upload code and bypass XSS protections (this technically isn't even an XSS attack, it's literally a script from the same domain) 2. ???How does that attachment run on clients??? (shouldn't pleroma be stripping out script tags from posts? Does Pleroma just RUN scripts attached as media or something?) 3. The payload gets the users auth token and cons pleroma into sending them to a mostr relay they control. They do this by encoding the auth token as the user ID, and then doing a user lookup-- since the host server doesn't have that info it does a remote request for it. The user on the mostr relay obviously doesn't have to exist, pleroma just blindly forwards the request. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1q2j…crzn @npub1rkc…fnl9 @npub108z…dkr5 are you fucking kidding me? This shit's got script-kiddie written all over it. The truth is that fedi software isn't that well written and this vulnerability was a HUGE oversight that should have been obvious to anyone with half a brain years ago. I suspect they even knew this when they were implementing media proxy this way from the beginning, but resolved to fix it later-- and then never did. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1m7p…0szf write your congressperson I don't control the year npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1m7p…0szf 2145 AD npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax hahaha wow my lung just collapsed npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1pnp…52zw Also I've read and watched reports from people traveling through that country-- things haven't changed. Just incredibly stupid accidents, things held together with duck tape, nothing is maintained, and all of this is just normal to the native population. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1pnp…52zw They tried this back in the 19th century with textiles. It didn't work. Production was always far below expectations, accidents leading to loss of raw materials were common, also there was theft. They would also do things like everyone would decide to knock off for half the day to go fishing, or someone's wife would have brought food for all his coworkers, leading to other people calling their own family to bring food as well-- kind of an impromptu festival. It's not a bad way to live, if I'm being honest, but the point is you can't extract the kind of industrial value from them that you can from the chinese. Or from the northern europeans of that era. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1hzz…u2y7 rofl@ the japanese imperial flag npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax whenever I went to sit down, he walked over and sat down next to me, like a running crew hype man "yeah, we sitting now. you got a problem with that?" npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1m3s…7u0j yes sometimes I just npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax went on left-wing twitter (tribel) this was the first post I saw https://bajax.us/media/22994198-b303-43cb-a3bd-c44feb8ded98/Screenshot%202023-05-23%20at%209.28.54%20PM.png npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1m7p…0szf why do people even respond to these things npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1ecj…fchy @npub1wcf…equk @npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1m3s…7u0j @npub1ynh…xgn0 shut the fuck up npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1ecj…fchy @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1wcf…equk @npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1m3s…7u0j @npub1ynh…xgn0 I know but it's kind of... there isn't really any chance I'd take what he said seriously. It was an exchange of insults. What's even weirder is everyone else in this thread took that particular line of discussion seriously as well. I mean, what you're saying is reasonable, it just seems a little bit inappropriate in context. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1ecj…fchy @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1wcf…equk @npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1m3s…7u0j @npub1ynh…xgn0 kind of a weird response honestly npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1ecj…fchy @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1wcf…equk @npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1m3s…7u0j @npub1ynh…xgn0 how so? it seems pretty standard to me npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1wcf…equk @npub1m3s…7u0j @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1ynh…xgn0 @npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1ecj…fchy I kind of suspect tony is a tomato sock but it's not inconceivable that there are just this many pathetic fags out there npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1wcf…equk @npub1ecj…fchy @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1m3s…7u0j @npub1ynh…xgn0 how are there this many subhumans on fedi? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1ecj…fchy @npub1wcf…equk @npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1m3s…7u0j @npub1ynh…xgn0 >LOOK AT MY FETISHES >THIS IS ABOUT 70% OF MY PERSONALITY >ONE TIME SOMEONE LAUGHED AND GAVE ME A LIKE BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I WAS JOKING NOW I FETISHPOST CONSTANTLY npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1ecj…fchy @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1m3s…7u0j @npub1ynh…xgn0 I don't know, Tomato's posts just make my skin crawl. It's not even any single thing I can point to. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1ecj…fchy @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1m3s…7u0j @npub1ynh…xgn0 who's plat? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1ecj…fchy @npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1m3s…7u0j @npub1ynh…xgn0 There's nothing you can say to "refute" this. I just told you I despise you, your posts make my skin crawl, and I see no value in you. Why the fuck are you still arguing? The only right answer is to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and STOP INTERACTING WITH ME. You have NOTHING TO GAIN by talking to me. But you're a narcissist, and someone having their own internal point of view that doesn't mesh with your own self concept is completely alien to you. "Oh, he just has me wrong, I have to explain to him how I want to be seen, how great my finely crafted persona actually is, I just need to show him my awesome and cool and clever and cute affected idiosyncracies until he gets it! Until I've fixed his mistake!" NO. Just fuck off. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1ecj…fchy @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1m3s…7u0j @npub1ynh…xgn0 I don't regret it, I didn't really "black out" that was an inside joke nobody here's going to get. I just really, REALLY dislike this guy, and I'm tired of ignoring it. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1ecj…fchy @npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1m3s…7u0j @npub1ynh…xgn0 whether you change or not is beside the point. I want to make sure you know how I see you. this entire screed has been my opinion it can't be right or wrong. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1ecj…fchy @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1m3s…7u0j @npub1ynh…xgn0 the point isn't to bully it's to give constructive feedback sometimes someone's persona is so wretched and dismal the only solution is to take the kid gloves off and lay into them npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1ecj…fchy @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1m3s…7u0j @npub1ynh…xgn0 I don't know what happened I just blacked out npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1ecj…fchy @npub1g22…d0vq @npub1m3s…7u0j @npub1ynh…xgn0 stop dissembling, infer from context npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax I'm tired of food what should I get at the grocery store? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub1rda…gclt beg npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax @npub18m9…zpxp https://bajax.us/media/9b4dc463-f459-4044-811f-add9fd97ea0c/image.png npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax I have to go, my planet needs me npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] you have a problem with the existence of black people? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] “what’s the DEAL with BLACK PEOPLE?” npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax oh wait I already have some but these ones are on the wall also these are smoove https://bajax.us/media/9f8d7c8c-ede8-4caa-9e78-0b29f3453578/image.jpg npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax I'm going to buy some ammonite fossils npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax https://bajax.us/media/a69dff16-afe5-48b5-8caf-7083416cb284/image.png npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] that's lawful behavior, not good npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] how are you all lawful good? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] I ain't tried shit. I don't gotta try npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] (the middle and top horizontal lines are linked) npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax this cat's an extremely good boy and while I don't like that he's been bred to have a short face he's still a cool cat (idk where this cat is from) https://bajax.us/media/e8748232-a05d-4d4b-8d57-c6ee1fd83e24/kitten%20feel.qt npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] cool journal npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] sleep in a pile of garbage-- grease from pizza boxes and fast food wrappers will really solidify the look, you can't do that manually it looks too intentional npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] that means you live on a farm in oklahoma npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] you won't magically turn into a new york yuppie just by changing your name you know-- you gotta work for that life npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] oh I thought that one's name was craig or something npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] I'm the serial killer hiding in pheobe's closet npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax I was about to snap a finger and use my god powers to wipe jews from existence, but then I realized I'm hungry and I feel like eating a ruben and I coudln't do that without jews. An entire race saved by a sandwich npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] #[2] what's the first? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] I've got a gun to your head you better GET INSPIRED or I'm gonna pull the trigger npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax have you ever been INSPIRED by a CHILD's INNOCENCE? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax IDEAS are a BIG DEAL I mean, would you give your life for an IDEA? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] #[2] I have their MAP instance defederated so I can't see what he replied lol npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] https://bajax.us/media/dd7653cb-431a-40ff-8016-b03b6ecb1bff/image.png npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] what's the least funny xckd? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] Wait how are they banning it? Are they just banning it from collecting money in their state, or are they banning it from being downloaded/working at the DNS/network level? If it's at the network level this is a very BAD thing. Banning Tiktok using financial means is a good thing to do during wartime (this IS wartime y'know). Giving the law granular control over whoe gets to use the protocols is not cool. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax I use a lot of bleeding edge packages-- latest up-to-date versions that the likes of Debian don't include yet. I get the impression that I'll have a better experience doing this with Arch... is that correct? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] add one of these to the tank https://bajax.us/media/ce2576f1-d748-490f-9866-fe09e2163fbf/image.png npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax deleting discord npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] they can't tell I'm a troll... have I failed to exaggerate their beliefs to an absurd enough extent? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax :cumchair: why is this an emoji? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] BUT THAT'S SCIENTIFICALLY INACCURATE npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] another good thing about this design is that the ear canal sits in approximately the same place, just with a larger (and more funcitonal) pinna (the external parts of the ear, the lobe etc). I am fairly confident that a billion years hence, humans will naturally evolve to this state. Though whether they'll have pointy cat-type ears, floppy dog-type ears, round mouse type ears or something even more hideous, I cannot say. https://bajax.us/media/92b9fd8f-5bc5-453a-b1b5-98b77910aa4b/image.png npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] dog version https://bajax.us/media/59ca5ed9-1031-4743-88bb-639649ae9010/image.png npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] human heads just grew bulbous so their ears got stuck at the side, ears on top of the head make no physiological (or neurological) sense npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax https://bajax.us/media/079eb0d6-5945-49a9-9cb6-8da907fe9582/miku%20snail.jpeg npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] some kind of palsy caused by the vaxx? npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #dreamjournal Something is wrong with the world. The sun has stopped rising every day, demons are coming out of cracks in the earth, and the streets are full of strife. There is apparently a way to fix everything that involves finding out what these three symbols are and putting them together somehow. There were wars between different factions who somehow knew the symols offered great power. I had managed to get one of the symbols by stealing it from a place where I had worked as some low-level drudge, and I ran into this group of people who had gotten another. We were all being chased by other factions, including demons, who wanted the symbols for themselves. The final symbol was found when a girl was drawing random patterns in her notebook and stumbled upon it, and was surprised when it reacted in the presence of the others. The symbols looked like squares and lines, not anything from any script I've ever seen, and not any occult thing I've ever seen either. This allowed us to go to a mystical place called "The Alcove," but it was made known that we could never return once we went. We would die there, for certain. Most people backed off, didn't want to go. A cat had gotten sucked in as well by accident when the symbols were first successfully drawn, this is the event that scared everybody. I was about to decline as well, but I decided to jump in at the last moment. The Alcove was a world that's initially barren, but responds to the wishes of living things that enter it. I was there, and the cat was there, and the girl who had drawn the last symbol was there. There was a feeling that we'd probably never be able to go home, we'd either die there or somehow be trapped, but there was something we could do that would fix the world. However, between me, my cat (I wasn't my IRL self so the cat wasn't Ajax, it was an orange sapient cat (not garfield)) and the girl we didn't have enough entities from the world to cause any change. It took 4. We found this out when we came upon this structure in any building or environment we created that had four lights on it-- in our presence, the lights would turn from red to green, but we never had enough people to turn all 4 of them green. A demon who looked like the "fiend" from pilotredsun's videos had also found the symbols and made it into the alcove, and we had to broker a deal with him to be our fourth party member so we could fix the world. It was a huge mystery how it would turn out-- the demon could not benefit from it personally in any way, because he could not return to the world, but he was bored from spending all this time here. He would have influence on how the world would turn out-- would he will his own influence to create evil, or would he do something else since he can't personally benefit anyway? We ended up spending a huge stretch of time there, millions of years, but it seemed to pass like normal time before we finally decided to go through with the process. The dream ended before that happened but I assume we did, IDK. I also remember I created a whole neighborhood for us to live in while in the alcove, complete with power lines and lights so we could see (the alcove was initially dark) and I had to imagine a power plant into existence as well as an infinite source of coal for it to burn (I don't know why I didn't just imagine a box that produced endless electricity and cut out all the extra steps but it's what happened). The cat imagined furniture and food. The girl recreated the sun. IT was populated with people, but because they weren't from our own world, they were somehow "lesser" beings since we didn't have the power of "true" creation, they couldn't participate and be our fourth. Something about genomes... It took four functional genomes to use the power. I can't remember the details. Also we found decayed versions of the creations of previous parties who had come from the real world in order to fix it, but no sign of what happened to them other than an intimation that what had gone wrong in the real world was somehow their fault. npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] I'll tell you where npub16rws74jzn42yjxw0jzm6pt9xqrdfjat6uge5atg2035w830n8v5sgnd9ze bajax #[0] #[1] yes yes, me rn --> :hammertime: