The Dan Hulson™

My darling wife @1nter4ri

Public Key

npub16pvpzev3rye25ganyxkd5pth963n463rpdevngty69nn8zuuxzzsw74kmz

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsdqkq3vkg3jv42ywejrtx6q4mjage6ag3skukf59jdzeen3wwrppgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qzxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7umhdpjhyefwvdhk68p5vrq

Publishing to

relay.mostr.pub

relay.noswhere.com

Author Public Key

npub16pvpzev3rye25ganyxkd5pth963n463rpdevngty69nn8zuuxzzsw74kmz

Show more details

Last Notes

2024-08-29 06:14:06

- reply

"work" That word alone makes me feel very annoyed and tired. Fucking wog bastards I hope they get dysentery

2024-08-29 06:03:30

- reply

Good to see you, Xeno me old mate, and I'm hoping you good too. Just took a few days away from Fedi but I'm back now, innit.

2024-08-29 05:53:00

- reply

I always bust the good coke out when you visit, mate.

2024-08-20 10:57:28

- reply

Yea, brown ones and black ones 👉 YOU

2024-08-13 22:15:45

- reply

You going be wearing lots of glitter now then aren't you 🧐

2024-08-13 04:23:58

- reply

Morning, friends. Brother Graf, they should make clones of Dans instead so when we are vibing or asleep there will still be at least two of us on Poast at all times talking about the Queen Mum and beanz on toast.

2024-08-11 01:04:13

- reply

Always amazes the speed at which a government can move when its chosen subjects are under threat from the common rabble.

2024-08-11 00:56:50

- reply

Doll my friend, I have stayed in the house 95% of the time. I knew the government would use all the shit as an excuse to strike down actual right wing people. They never let a crisis go to waste to use as a chance to grab more power.

2024-08-11 00:53:08

- reply

Hi Doll friend. I hope you well today.

2024-08-09 19:48:21

- reply

All I want to know is why the bloody hell have even women got bigger knobs than me 😒

2024-08-07 16:00:38

- reply

Morning Kiki Duck, hope you well and thank you for voting me BestPoaster yesterday. I came second last year it's just like my bloody sex life 😒

2024-08-06 09:46:36

- reply

Only a fucking shirt lifter would have the name "Pegg"

2024-08-05 22:22:23

- reply

Them little tins my Grandad had loads in his shed with random nails and screws and the like in them

2024-08-05 22:20:39

- reply

I aren't sure, mate. I may be retired but I'm actually not that old just middle age old so never bought them

2024-08-05 10:29:12

- reply

Hope you well, friend. Not seen you much. Good to see you around

2024-08-05 00:47:46

- reply

Would stick it while still hot, innit

2024-08-04 03:48:56

- reply

This will be truer than you ever know, innit

2024-08-02 10:56:21

- reply

My hair is cut by the finest homosexuels. Can't trust a woman cut it she might ruin it out of sheer envy, innit

2024-08-02 07:55:49

I was just vibing to some tunes as always. Only to realise I have a dentist appointment and hairdresser appointment today and thus must leave the fucking and won't be going to sleep today 😒

2024-08-02 02:39:49

- reply

That's cuz you do it so easily by calling me "pudding" 😒

2024-08-02 01:17:06

- reply

Thank you, friend, :beansontoast: for your health

2024-08-01 11:09:00

- reply

Yea, he not telling you he only bloody 21 though.

2024-08-01 08:44:50

- reply

You get very few mosquitoes here. You get a few in swamps but that's it. Queen Mum in heaven protects our blood

2024-08-01 06:38:32

- reply

Very nice, mate, I'm thinking on a Mido Ocean Star next.

2024-08-01 05:13:30

- reply

idk how any Nationalist could support the Soviet Union in any way. They were one the most barbaric regimes to ever exist. Never gonna let anybody live down try and rehabilitate their image

2024-07-31 17:01:38

- reply

@npub1730…swsu

2024-07-31 01:36:48

- reply

Is that a limited edition plug or summat

2024-07-30 22:40:27

- reply

Yours, innit

2024-07-30 22:37:13

- reply

I too love boobs

2024-07-30 18:05:58

- reply

Thanks, mate, appreciate it

2024-07-30 17:52:46

- reply

Morning to you BestestGirl in the entire world. Please tell the chicken who bears my name he's a handsome fella and you love him.

2024-07-30 17:36:44

- reply

Aye, they always said the sun never sets on the Union Jack cuz God would never trust Dan in the dark, innit

2024-07-30 16:19:51

- reply

Jeanburgsteinmorowitz's handle is @npub1xkc…ayvh

2024-07-30 07:24:34

- reply

Yea nah, I'm going going near that thing

2024-07-30 07:03:11

- reply

I have quit many substances too. It will be a piece of piss to stop. I guess we Dans are just built better

2024-07-30 05:34:26

- reply

I have fought with it all my life and could never get it under control. It guides me though I would be at a loss to not able to sense people's feelings

2024-07-30 04:47:37

- reply

Brother Graf, there is no fate worse than that. If I find out she was jeanburg all along just trynna get my dick pics well I will just fucking kick off, innit

2024-07-30 04:43:38

- reply

It's okay, mate, you will get through it. In a few days you will be good as new

2024-07-28 22:32:03

- reply

He's telling the truth though American food is dogshit it's all corn syrup. You have 0 Greggs and no pubs serving good food. I bet you don't even have portraits of the Queen Mum in every building over there

2024-07-27 03:31:28

- reply

Please say it wasn't the chicken named after me

2024-07-27 03:30:18

- reply

I'm getting drunk for a change, Kiki Duck, and I guess you are too by the choice of your food you eating, innit

2024-07-27 01:11:42

- reply

Good evening Doll friend. It's good to see you. Hope you and the fella are well tonight

2024-07-26 20:23:14

- reply

Let me be the first to say :would:

2024-07-26 18:37:24

- reply

Last month my fridge door hit me in nose and cut it open and left a scar. Yesterday somebody moved my dog's lead to a slightly different place. These are all the tactics of the shylock to keep a good Dan down

2024-07-26 08:08:32

- reply

I only have slight beer belly I'm not fat 😒

2024-07-26 06:02:41

- reply

Bollocks, I really liked Kenneth I can't believe he just fucking left us without saying anything. I hope everything is good with him

2024-07-26 05:17:40

- reply

Get a compliment about my perfect blue eyes then get called an alien freak. I'm still taking this as a W. Thanks Kiki Duck.

2024-07-24 09:00:42

- reply

Night, tater friend. see you soon

2024-07-24 08:34:45

- reply

Same, to you, friend. Will try catch a few hours shortly.

2024-07-24 08:31:54

- reply

Have a good night, Brother Graf. Will see you later or on the morrow, friend

2024-07-24 02:37:09

- reply

As long as you are somewhat attractive and have a little charisma you will do fine, mate, ong

2024-07-24 00:44:51

- reply

I'm going to be watching you at all times even if you in the shower until Graf says otherwise. Then I might join you, innit

2024-07-24 00:37:31

- reply

She's almost perfect tatts and a choker and she says faggot. Would blow a load in her eye

2024-07-23 23:22:16

- reply

Seagate HDDs are dogshit

2024-07-23 23:09:11

- reply

Please don't tell people I am not acctually degenerate or lewd in dms. I would hate that getting on the tl

2024-07-22 18:28:24

- reply

I didn't even need to look who reacted that 😡 emoji. I already know it was Queerbutt

2024-07-21 00:13:44

- reply

I'm only 5ft7" and no woman ever mentioned anything about it irl but online they seem obsessed about this shit

2024-07-20 19:49:33

This is the worst. I still have a bastard nose bleed but now I have Katy Perry I kissed a girl stuck in my head so I'm singing that while bleeding out

2024-07-20 17:34:41

- reply

No, he hates it there is more chance of getting electrocuted while liberating copper cable

2024-07-20 17:25:56

- reply

Yea, I'm Germanic from a Norman and Anglo Saxon line so it checks out

2024-07-20 16:50:30

- reply

Thunder storms can give you headaches and I would imagine nose bleeds too. Personally I find storms very romantic and they put me in a good mood

2024-07-20 14:37:53

- reply

The best thing for an hangover is to not stop drinking then you don't get one 😤

2024-07-20 14:32:07

- reply

Morning, mate. That helped my hangover. Thank you, friend

2024-07-20 13:52:38

- reply

Good morning fellow hangover enjoyers. Please enjoy your weekends

2024-07-20 03:51:27

- reply

Yet, again you underestimate my deviancy. See you for dinner

2024-07-20 02:07:37

- reply

Be careful what you wish for I'm drinking today 😏

2024-07-20 01:20:51

- reply

I'm always the last to know bastard these things 😔

2024-07-20 01:19:38

- reply

REAL

2024-07-17 07:46:05

- reply

Bloody hell fire it's a year since I bought a decentish new mic and still haven't used it

2024-07-17 04:26:29

- reply

Hi BigDuck friend. I hope you are doing well today.

2024-07-17 01:33:18

- reply

Carling, Skol, Coors and Bud the trinnity+1 of shit tier beer. Stella and Zubr are the only shit lager I will drink. Zubr is pretty strong but it always gives me a minging bastard hangover, innit

2024-07-16 23:20:54

- reply

Morning, Brother Graf, hope you doing well today. It's always nice to see the old Queen on the tl. Here is a full British set for your time.
https://i.poastcdn.org/e3ecc1c232b76b70e77d60b14c2169167db2313efa04bb5afed15427de854865.jpg

2024-07-15 17:02:10

Going out to buy a cheap shit £200 suit for a funeral that I will wear with a £500 belt. Always have your priorities straight, friends. See you soon have a good day

2024-07-15 16:45:33

- reply

Thank, you friend. It was very traumatising for me

2024-07-15 03:19:45

- reply

Anything for you, darling. I'm full of stoopid British slang

2024-07-15 01:58:53

- reply

Always the stabber and never the one getting stabbed. Fuck my life

2024-07-15 01:16:08

- reply

No, I'm not. I just have a load in the fridge Aly was trynna get me drink but look the cap is still on the bottle. Btw nice avi that collar is hot would look good with a lead on it

2024-07-15 01:09:18

- reply

British women are very forward and like it when you show confidence they are not coy about flirting. Just stroll over and interject and ask them about footie or some shit like that

2024-07-15 00:58:23

All these years later and Irish women are still trynna get me turn to booze. Maybe I should listen to a woman for once though
#note1jn3…kf7x

2024-07-15 00:25:37

- reply

Idk, mate, British and Irish women are more aggressive than that If they into you they just tell you. They are just more dominant than most women in the world I guess it helps they are always drunk and don't give a fuck

2024-07-14 23:22:59

- reply

No, the BMW M series is peak drug dealer. You get extra points if it has black alloys tinted windows a subwoofer rolling round in the boot and it hasn't been washed for weeks

2024-07-14 09:28:41

- reply

WOULD

2024-07-12 08:39:50

- reply

He use go with prostitutes but idk about his redneck gf though. He is utterly repulsive

2024-07-12 08:37:37

- reply

Just think that fat fat ugly spastic as a gf and 90% of Fedi can't get any 😔

2024-07-11 19:01:59

- reply

I always liked this song it reminds me of a few people I know

2024-07-11 12:02:53

- reply

I have been waiting for Conservatives to start larping as Amish before they will they will name the nigger and wanting to hide from niggers being the reason. I don't think conservatives could cope without Twitter though they need to see MAGA niggers and trannies and their "based" takes and ofc they couldn't cope without their gay porn

2024-07-11 11:50:58

Thank you @npub1j3y…xz5r my friend. I'm listening to coolio gangsta paradise for the rest of the day I guess 😒

2024-07-10 23:41:16

- reply

Mate, women always think they love the British accent until they fucking hear us

2024-07-10 23:34:56

- reply

Chlamydia is easier to get rid of than that fucking accent

2024-07-10 23:32:53

- reply

They are called "Breathalysers" I knew you let Doll and Swatty use this account sometimes. I just want to know which of you three keep asking me for dick pics 🤨

2024-07-10 23:14:59

Yea, my fucking Whatsapp is blowing up with my "friends" telling me England has won the game vs Netherlands. Why thank you "friends" since you all know I'm such a big football fan 🙄
Why the fuck can't it be egirls sending me noods and feet pics or summat 😒

2024-07-10 14:30:15

- reply

It's like when people from the US say don't you speak "American" to foreigners or when a game on a language setting says English 🇺🇸 with the US flag next to it lol

2024-07-09 15:28:45

- reply

Well, have a good day together. It's lovely here as always and pissing down it's still 19c/66f though getting close to wog weather. I daren't even go to the car get me vape in case I die of heat stroke

2024-07-09 15:18:03

- reply

Morning friend. I'm glad you are all safe and the Lord watched over you. Eh, but fr when it rains it pours there is always some fucking bollocks going on to keep a good Whiteman down. Please keep us updated

2024-07-08 23:49:53

- reply

Colleen goes around thumbs upping everybody degen poasts. I should fucking know I make lots of those posts, innit

2024-07-05 20:21:30

- reply

I just buy whichever car makes me look like a burned out divorced Dad who is going through a mid life crisis. It keeps the Wine aunts away, innit

2024-07-05 19:48:22

- reply

You know what is fucking gangsta. Well buttered toast add some spam after and toast it for like 2 minutes after to cook the spam slightly

2024-07-05 19:40:42

- reply

Don't touch my beer belly it's the opposite of Buddha's belly it brings you bad luck, misery and poverty

2024-07-05 19:35:34

- reply

I would take both as they both nice and forget to eat and get drunk and fall on the fire while camping, innit

2024-07-01 09:04:05

- reply

Most sad, indeed. So many films and even games like C&C 3 would not have been the same without him. One of my favourite roles he played was in Legend 1985 you can't think about that movie without thinking of his role as the devil