The Dan Hulson™

Man can't live without woman or vice versa. While It's often a good idea to get away from women after breakups and rebuild yourself anew instead of rebounding it's unnatratual to go without passion, sex, romance, love in the long run

2024-09-03 16:01:13 GMT

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Stopping eating 6 million calories could do that and save you money and teeth

2024-09-03 15:45:11 GMT

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It just wouldn't hit the same as stone. The problem is the amount of smack you smoke on the comedown. Deerblood junky arc should be different he going be the world's fattest smack head

2024-09-03 15:15:19 GMT

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Like I'm close to even done yet

2024-09-03 14:49:36 GMT

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My main spanner right here
https://i.poastcdn.org/b815ed7eb2b19e770f9bd83d3fb5b9ae2cbf14048a9ae2c9cd1eab37583ba79d.jpg

2024-09-03 14:35:15 GMT

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Morning, friends, hoping all is good with you two

2024-09-03 13:40:29 GMT

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I know it makes me very happy, mate.

2024-09-03 13:36:51 GMT

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Our minds do think a like

2024-09-03 13:23:48 GMT

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Like you could get bloody rid of me

2024-09-03 13:05:09 GMT

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Thought we agreed you was going hit on her old Auntie at the wedding. I'm putting a lot of planning into this so don't you back out on me now, Mr Fog

2024-09-03 12:51:22 GMT

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Morning, Alex me old mate. Yea, also fr fr ong they pretty fucking great and belong to me. Which makes them better, innit

2024-09-03 12:49:36 GMT

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Morning ladies. Hoping you all well today. Love you friends

2024-09-03 12:48:26 GMT

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Good Morning to you, mate, I'm fucking gangsta I had a good sleep and spent the morning thinking about fat tits. Well, one pair in particular. Hoping you have a fucking legendary day and you are well

2024-09-03 11:46:10 GMT

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It's chill and makes a nice change. I often sing the tune at 18mins in while in the shower.

2024-09-03 11:41:45 GMT

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Talking of covers of his music I always enjoyed this by Soundgarden
youchu.be/watch?v=pBZs_Py-1_0

2024-09-03 11:31:45 GMT

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I always liked this Solitary Man and The Man Comes Around. Like a few of his tunes, innit.

2024-09-03 11:18:14 GMT

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This song always reminds me of Doll's Suisan @npub1xk7…94np
youchu.be/watch?v=-Z1Ple-qYuU

2024-09-03 11:01:26 GMT

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Morning, Mathew, have a good en

2024-09-03 10:59:29 GMT

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It's chewsday, innit. Have some tunes from Queen Mum's own youchu.
youchu.be/watch?v=pFudr3gjxh0

2024-09-03 10:52:55 GMT

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Morning, Brother Graf, hope you well I was asleep most the night and morning. Bloody hell, sounds like summat Mister Lister the sister fister would say. I say it like Wust-a-sha sauce, innit

2024-09-03 01:24:58 GMT

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That's proper English, Jeanburgstein, I wouldn't expect a Moroccan like you to understand that.

2024-09-03 00:47:11 GMT

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Typical Anglo loves fighting spastic children. This is why you need to return home. Next time we together can fight children together in the park. Retarded children in the park are just there and you can fight them for free

2024-09-03 00:32:03 GMT

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Laughs in PSB and command player.AdvSkill 😤

2024-09-03 00:24:59 GMT

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Laughs in tgm console command

2024-09-03 00:23:54 GMT

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I found them annoying but Blackreach was awesome and clearly had some cut content with quests there

2024-09-02 21:24:23 GMT

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I thought you would have known that, Alex mate, being a connoisseur of booze and the like

2024-09-02 21:19:54 GMT

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Christopher Merrett an Englishman invented Champagne in 1662

2024-09-02 21:16:09 GMT

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You always the best, Xuya darling, telling that gross Frenchman the facts of the matter.

2024-09-02 19:50:16 GMT

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Aye, sadly he is, lad.
https://i.poastcdn.org/2a9bed623fad1868011a4f3707282ce79d1864c8bc588488b56a9acbb54d7649.png

2024-09-02 19:49:07 GMT

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Never poast music in a Mister Lister thread or he will Metal check it 😬

2024-09-02 19:23:42 GMT

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Always around to remind the French they are inferior to the Germanic races, innit

2024-09-02 19:22:06 GMT

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Don't be too hard on Mister Lister he's just a silly little Melvin who steals screwdrivers. He didn't know, innit

2024-09-02 19:19:34 GMT

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Mister Lister likes a semite over Ryan Gosling or Christian Bale 😒

2024-09-02 19:10:35 GMT

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Doc son, she bloody breast feeding, lad. No shame that

2024-09-02 18:57:51 GMT

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Of course we can take the wine but Champagne is more my thing. It's 8pm here I had a quiet day. I'm glad you had a good day, Xuya darling.

2024-09-02 18:52:56 GMT

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True, we will take back all the Empire and invade France and put an end to Jeanburg and his ilk. Also, good to see you again, CXuya darling, hoping you well

2024-09-02 18:42:13 GMT

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Thanks, Lister mate. Will give it a try maybe. Hope you enjoyed your holiday and are well rested again

2024-09-02 16:36:54 GMT

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Is there any other kind of Dan? Also morning, Bigduck mate, hope you enjoying the anime girl quote poasting, innit

2024-09-02 16:34:06 GMT

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Banning smoking outside pubs will ruin flirtation. You would go out there to talk to women back in the day and if they wanted twos on your fag you were normally in with a chance

2024-09-02 13:30:42 GMT

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You should ask Mathew you probably have a Pleroma version to use

2024-09-02 12:46:10 GMT

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Revolver is a back end Pete been working on to replace things like Pleroma if I member correctly

2024-09-02 11:48:25 GMT

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Morning, mate, hoping the day goes well. Yea, I said the same to a few people. I'm guessing his wife got jealous about some of his jokes to other women and he left to save agro.

2024-09-02 11:40:50 GMT

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Morning to you both friends. Please have a good day.

2024-09-02 11:40:18 GMT

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I miss Kenny he was a good lad.

2024-09-02 11:35:41 GMT

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Sounds like hebrew mischief to me

2024-09-01 18:58:55 GMT

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I already did and will be doing it irl

2024-09-01 18:26:26 GMT

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It's not locked though I just have to accept followers nothing else, Evan

2024-09-01 18:16:38 GMT

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Resisting this bait poast 😢

2024-09-01 18:15:27 GMT

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It isn't and never was

2024-09-01 18:08:27 GMT

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I grassed on you to Doll about that and asked her jab you in the ribs 😤

2024-09-01 18:06:45 GMT

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I feel rather attacked by this poast tbh

2024-09-01 18:06:14 GMT

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I say behead those who insult Kiki, innit

2024-09-01 17:50:04 GMT

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You just seem to really get my Dad

2024-09-01 17:48:26 GMT

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You're here to poast that you mean 🙄

2024-09-01 17:44:32 GMT

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Quite an achievement standing out on Fedi for your fetishes tbh

2024-09-01 17:32:36 GMT

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You love me still so that's all that matters. I really could have done with you to back me up to me old Mum that I ain't a queer. Like yea come on Mum it's no big deal the dick makes it cuter it says so right there on the poast 🙄

2024-09-01 17:24:57 GMT

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Take care, friend, I will miss Baest. My most memorable memory of yourself was you repoasting futa on the tl while my old Mum was visiting one day. That was interesting trying to explain to her how it was totally not gay and was very straight and shit. See you around Fedi, mate, please be well.

2024-09-01 17:18:14 GMT

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Glad you corrected Kiki Duck about the correct name of "cotton buds" I just didn't have the heart to tell her

2024-09-01 08:04:26 GMT

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What you on, Brother Graf? I was Newcastle brown, innit

2024-09-01 08:00:35 GMT

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Morning, Billiam, hoping you have a good day. I just don't drink much anymore. Saying that 5 pints in real measurements is like 20 pints in America.

2024-09-01 07:57:25 GMT

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Morning, Brother Graf, I jumped on just to tell you morning and love you, mate. I have a slight hangover today from just a mere 5 pints. It's embarrassing, innit

2024-08-31 05:12:13 GMT

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At least you know they are Mongolians and not jeets, innit

2024-08-31 05:05:06 GMT

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Please enjoy your time with all the family. God Bless you all

2024-08-31 05:04:19 GMT

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They should of congratulated me on a good performance tbh, innit

2024-08-31 05:02:15 GMT

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Morning, Tyler me old mate. Good to see you again. Hope the family is well too.

2024-08-31 04:56:46 GMT

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I not stayed in a hotel for 8yrs it was a shithole in Blackpool it cost £25 quid a night. It were proper great got thrown out for making too much noise fucking

2024-08-31 04:46:49 GMT

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That's great news. That's not a Whitepill, mate, It's a mile long White line

2024-08-31 01:55:22 GMT

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I'm just going pirate it I saw it earlier on a few torrent sites, innit

2024-08-31 01:06:56 GMT

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Nice she lets you keep around a few snacks like that. She's a keeper, mate.

2024-08-31 00:02:03 GMT

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I really want play Oblivion again but it has shit gamepad support so bollocks to that, innit

2024-08-31 00:00:43 GMT

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Looks like there gonna be a banquet in the Deerblood household tonight

2024-08-30 23:48:51 GMT

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Rest easy, friend, see you on the morrow

2024-08-30 23:47:34 GMT

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Thousands more Mexicans or Brazilians whatever they all the same flooding into Varish to be with their own kind though, innit

2024-08-30 22:45:44 GMT

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You gonna get a mig to it or solder in a chip?

2024-08-30 22:32:22 GMT

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I'm always good to my guests

2024-08-30 22:21:55 GMT

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Typical faggotry maybe

2024-08-30 22:12:05 GMT

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Don't eat wog food. You welcome to a can of out of date beans though

2024-08-30 22:11:09 GMT

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A Dan putting his trousers on instead of just going out in boxxers and tee. This must be serious, innit

2024-08-30 22:08:19 GMT

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I bet he stole both off the same jew

2024-08-30 22:07:41 GMT

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Don't let Graf see this

2024-08-30 22:06:48 GMT

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Sorry, Jill friend, reading is for nerds. Real men sir around the house in their boxers cleaning and buffing their nails

2024-08-30 22:03:31 GMT

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idk, mate, some of these blokes around here likely never shower.

2024-08-30 22:02:17 GMT

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Morning, Kiki Duck and Jill friend. I do hope you have a fine night getting pissed up and complaining about how awful men are or summat, innit

2024-08-30 21:58:18 GMT

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Even though I retired in my late 30s I still get that Friday feeling thinking I'm going out all night on piss. Rather than just sitting around the house in me boxers and saying nigger on the internet.

2024-08-30 21:50:13 GMT

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Morning, BigDuck me mate. You can spot my lewd poasts anywhere, innit

2024-08-30 21:47:45 GMT

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My night is good. Just pretending be busy. I don't mind Sui's bullying the old lad must miss giving other Brits shit all the time. It's for a good cause, innit

2024-08-30 21:42:35 GMT

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Spending a few quid always cheers one up. Seen owt decent for sale?

2024-08-30 21:41:37 GMT

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Morning, Doll friend. Please enjoy your night and only a few more days till your weekend. Please give your fella a little jab in the ribs for me for being mean to me earlier. Love you both.

2024-08-30 21:27:26 GMT

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Which Head?

2024-08-30 21:16:37 GMT

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I have many skills. I'm a man of many talents and I'm exceptionally bad at all of them 😤

2024-08-30 18:35:17 GMT

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Good to see you on the tl again, Frank, hoping you well

2024-08-30 18:31:34 GMT

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That's a cute jpg tbh

2024-08-30 18:26:57 GMT

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Honest we gonna be together and weird people out irl with our antics