🦇🎃👻RyokoPilled👻🎃🦇

a comedy form of fascism, stripped of religious and political meaning, becomes its own religion and politics

backup at: https://nicecrew.digital/@RyokoPilled
i no longer use my FSE account!

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2023-10-10 23:12:50

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not a problem, it's a relief to have to move instances because i was retarded for a change instead of the admin of the instance i was on being some kind of narcissist or whatever.

2023-10-08 04:12:23

hello friends!
i'll be migrating to my account on nicecrew https://nicecrew.digital/@RyokoPilled
i'm retarded and didn't write down my password for this instance correctly and password recovery isn't set up. i did manage to get my nicecrew password down correctly so that's where i'll be setting up shop.
i've swapped browsers and i'm not sure how long cookies etc for this instance last so i'll lose access to this account in the future one way or the other, may as well start the migration now.
Total (((Juraian))) Death!
https://shitpost.cloud/media/dbc99c9c-14f7-4345-a517-9e5455bbef3f/ryoko%20protects%20tenchi.jpg

2023-10-03 16:01:37

guys talking about a hot chick and using innuendo like "i'd really put my penis in her vagina if you know what i mea"

2023-10-01 23:14:16

i've been trying to get an old MMO to work with a controller
i've had to go through 5 programs to try to find one that actually worked well - and it's the most jewish piece of software i have ever seen (i would have used Steam input but Valve has shit the bed on it and legitimately has just given up on controller support it seems - issues where you try to save, import or even look up controller bindings and the solution is "post on the forums about it lol" lazy fucking niggers)
there's an external program i've also been using that adds a CRT-shader effect (this game came out pre-LCD screens) and i've been trying to pin it to my start menu and windows refuses to allow me to do it. for no reason!
then i find out my new browser is slow (i had to switch from opera gx because those retarded faggots think that EMBEDDED ADS FROM THE BROWSER IS A GOOD IDEA) because windows has a "efficiency mode" green cultist bullshit thing where it basically makes your computer suck, on purpose for your "carbon footprint" and you can't turn it off for some programs
this day has been pretty horrible. not fedposting but my god when some guy snaps and goes postal on Microsoft i will 100% understand why

2023-10-01 00:23:49

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i don't think so, even if he kept using cutaway gags to try to escape, Goku could just use Instant Transmission to keep following him

2023-10-01 00:20:36

what are you, inSAIYAN? nyehehehehehe
https://shitpost.cloud/media/18b99e19-29c4-49a5-9489-e44c41e3b2cf/goku%20peter.jpg

2023-09-30 23:11:34

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they probably thought the kingmakers trotting him out would be enough for all the Trump guys to magically get over Trump and become amazed at how boring and obviously homosexual DeSantis is or something
i still think he'll wind up the GOP candidate either way

2023-09-30 22:04:14

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i actually think Elden Ring was really close to having a good open world, the game's itemization just sucks ass. once you know your "build" there is literally no reason to visit 99% of the dungeons in the game, you just grab the pieces you need and ignore everything else. the game really needed some level of randomization of loot. doesn't need to be full on Diablo autism with 50 stats and sub stats and procs and stuff but it needed SOMETHING to justify exploring all these caves and shits with items you don't need and can't do anything with if it doesn't fit your 'build'.
open worlds aren't too bad when there's stuff going on. whenever i replay Bethesda games i'd always have to download mods to add randomized events and spawns and stuff. STALKER felt really fun to play with the right mods because no two spawns of a fresh area were the same, the mods to Bethesda games kind of give it that same feel where it's a living breathing world and not just empty nothingness between the places the game designers actually designed.

2023-09-30 22:01:11

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some lady didn't get her wangs because these white niggas be wildin' out

2023-09-30 21:37:06

new Everquest private server is launching tomorrow, i was trying to figure out a controller scheme but it's using a version of the game that's really restrictive. like you can't bind the Strafe function, at all lmao. by default it's ctrl+turn left or ctrl+turn right.

2023-09-30 21:12:46

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i'm sure you have to pay for youtube premium to bring them back
it's fucking insane to me the only possible way google can think to make youtube profitable is "make the website worse, on purpose, and then force people to pay to restore the previous functionality"

2023-09-30 21:11:48

KF is back, poast lost
https://shitpost.cloud/media/6198ac89-1ed1-43cc-975c-42bad854d449/pepe%20neutral%20crossed%20arm%20pipe.png

2023-09-30 20:53:38

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same thing i did, i swapped to Plex, downloaded all the movies and shows i wanted to watch none of the streamers have and haven't looked back. with a chromebox and my VPN i can also watch Twitch on my big screen with no ads, it's very comfy

2023-09-30 20:31:57

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oh thanks for looking out i've been up a few hours and haven't said nigger a single time yet. phew.

2023-09-30 20:26:28

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2023-09-30 20:15:14

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the retarded t hing is they don't even do that. like 90% of the good shit these studios has isn't even on their streaming platforms. it's why i gave up on streaming and went back to piracy, all the fucking movies i wanted to see weren't available for streaming, it's retarded

2023-09-30 20:14:08

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2023-09-30 20:07:49

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if he hates hats i guess he's not a big TF2 fan

2023-09-30 19:00:00

top 10 ambien lifehacks
https://shitpost.cloud/media/634ca5f8-08ad-433a-8df0-6e4e1719efe5/image.png

2023-09-30 07:27:17

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wow what a horrible "right-wing revolt"
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2023-09-30 07:23:49

@POTUS nigger

2023-09-30 07:21:08

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>jews when you apply their backwards morality in a practical manner and not just as an excuse to try to have sex with children
https://shitpost.cloud/media/2faa0261-a17d-451c-9126-29d3f71c3921/monkas%20sweat%20panic%20pepe.jpg

2023-09-30 07:20:14

unknown man from crowd storms stage at oscars, steals microphone and says "fuck niggers", given 88 minute ovation

2023-09-30 07:02:41

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idk

2023-09-30 07:02:12

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having to go outside sucks

2023-09-30 07:00:54

the budget for the me giving a shit festival is abysmal because it's based on how much i give a shit and i've never given a shit in my life

2023-09-30 06:55:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98SLtLju1Y this is what good pussy sounds like

2023-09-30 06:53:40

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>I'd like to interject for just a moment. What you're referring to as a "Slitheen" is actually a Raxacoricofallapatorian of the planet Raxacoricofallapatorius, or as I've taken to calling it, Raxacoricofallapatorius of the Raxas Alliance.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/46500ca1-48e1-4651-b0f9-ef1c55e1c53c/ninth%209th%20doctor%20kill%20yourself.jpg

2023-09-30 06:47:31

i fuck (i suck)
i feed (i seed)

2023-09-30 06:33:43

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what does a Raxacoricofallapatorian have to do with Linux

2023-09-30 05:59:22

it's getting hairy out there - i mean full bush

2023-09-30 04:49:22

posting my whole hog to the UN convention

2023-09-30 03:42:56

https://shitpost.cloud/media/d5e58265-68ba-49a3-b8bc-475f2ed601de/cia%20nigger%20action%20figure.jpg

2023-09-30 03:39:26

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sometimes you have to save it first and then you see it
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2023-09-30 03:26:49

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ＷＥＲＯＬＬＩＮ＇ＤＥＥＰＥＲ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhwrsTsdGzM

2023-09-30 02:26:20

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yeah i got plenty of evidence
https://shitpost.cloud/media/155f26e8-e1a9-4a51-8fda-33f38a323934/1693076374302.gif

2023-09-30 01:25:14

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i was only still using it because the universal dark mode setting it has was really good but this was enough to get me to swap to librewolf

2023-09-30 01:11:54

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idea: silent movies but only the women but in real life too
https://shitpost.cloud/media/ae14c5d3-df4d-495a-bf33-471fc13d9102/skip%20womens%20scenes.png

2023-09-30 00:34:59

shuck my dick bitch
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2023-09-29 22:23:48

it's impossible to explain why this is funny to a normie
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2023-09-29 21:29:15

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https://shitpost.cloud/media/f35c75da-d649-4365-bb0a-7ecb9c79fd0f/y2mate.is%20-%20cartman%20laughing-Qw9S7KLfCrs-480pp-1696015745.mp4

2023-09-29 19:03:41

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wait you mean turning every social situation into a potential struggle session that will be broadcast to the entire world was a bad idea

2023-09-29 19:02:25

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it's funny because it's also fucked over women. a few years back there was an article from female business executives complaining that they're totally iced out by their male co-workers now. they can't get invited by anyone to go to dinner or something (even for 100% totally innocent reasons) because the men are paranoid of being accused of "grooming". they can never get 1 on 1 time with a male co-worker, especially someone senior, because the guys are terrified that if they're alone with a woman and there isn't a third party observer to confirm nothing happened they'll be the next #MeToo victim. they don't even get invited to like parties and stuff anymore. it's hilarious.

2023-09-29 19:00:13

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im part of the 55% percent
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2023-09-29 18:59:36

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yeah it's more likely you'd get recorded on someone's phone and turned into a global humiliation after going viral for being a little awkward or whatever

2023-09-29 18:56:39

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1996 niggas be like "oh my god these are the greatest graphics i have ever seen"

2023-09-29 18:39:53

watching old pre-G4 episodes of Call For Help
kids today don't know but there was a time when reality didn't revolve around niggers and trannies and it was wonderful
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2023-09-29 18:38:46

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i'm not even all that familiar with chapo or any of those faggots but one thing that struck me was when i heard the why and how he got in this state it wasn't remotely surprising at all

2023-09-29 18:14:21

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"hard decisions" like dooming the world to nuclear holocaust because Russia won't let trannies rape kids

2023-09-29 17:42:55

burn in hell you miserable kike
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2023-09-29 08:10:12

OperaGX is the first browser i have ever used that has put EMBEDDED ADVERTISEMENTS FROM THE BROWSER that blocks out parts of the screen. holy shit what a stupid bunch of assholes.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/818706ff-3f96-433d-83fa-400e275ffb57/image.png

2023-09-29 06:24:26

"pumpkin spice" is actually a chemical residue that white girls absorb to become more basic

2023-09-29 04:22:44

https://shitpost.cloud/media/75eed044-28c0-4a7d-9d1c-3e9eedfb3942/i%20dont%20fuck%20with%20niggas%20im%20racist.jpg

2023-09-29 02:52:21

you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

2023-09-29 02:37:08

BOB SAGET
RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL
IN 1990

2023-09-29 02:33:34

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wow you mean bribing developers with millions of dollars to make their games arbitrarily exclusive to your piece of shit platform no one likes instead of making your platform better so people will want to use it doesn't pay off?

2023-09-29 00:38:27

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never forget that George W. Bush used weather machines to unleash Hurricane Katrina on all those poor black people in Louisiana sleeping in their mangers after virgin births

2023-09-29 00:33:35

i wonder what the numbers on a "total catholic death" post would be vs a "total protestant death" post
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2023-09-28 20:46:47

watching these old X-Plays is fun and depressing at the same time

2023-09-28 19:49:54

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THE ONLY REASON WE HAD A SUPPLY CHAIN CRISIS WAS BECAUSE IN THE REAL WORLD BLACK MESA'S TELEPORTATION RESEARCH WAS SHUT DOWN FOR BEING "DANGEROUS" "IRRESPONSIBLE" "POTENTIALLY CATASTROPHIC" AND LOTS OF OTHER BUZZWORDS USED BY BLEEDING HEART LIBTARDS

2023-09-28 03:39:12

this is my political ideology
https://shitpost.cloud/media/01edae17-f8aa-4800-ab62-a510a08b44fb/sonic%20ron%20paul%20flag.jpg

2023-09-28 03:27:15

Fear Factor but the stunts are designed by the racist caricature libs say he is
"you've got to stand in a room full of extremely stereotypical racial minorities and not say any slurs"

2023-09-28 03:20:26

twitter niggers, or as i like to call them, tiggers
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2023-09-28 03:16:07

watching these early Fear Factor episodes it's interesting seeing that same talk show host quality Rogan has shine here with his ability to just shoot the shit with contestants between stunt set ups to give the editors more footage to work with

2023-09-28 02:22:17

ugh i get it dude you smoke weed
https://shitpost.cloud/media/6739eaff-2cca-47f6-8c59-6af3e67aaea2/delta%208%20ball%20special.png

2023-09-28 01:08:27

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i have learned to never underestimate humanity's ability to make anything and everything gay and retarded
are there trans bingo speedrunners?

2023-09-28 01:05:28

>IN FAIRNESS, WHEN I USED TO TWEAK ON NIGGER WEED. I'D FORGET HOW TO WALK. NOT THAT I COULDN'T WALK, I'D JUST FORGET MY NATURAL WALK AND GET ALL SELF CONSCIOUS THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH NIGGER WEED I JUST SMOKED. USUALLY JUST SAT ON A WALL FOR AWHILE UNTIL THE NIGGER WEED SHAKES RECEDED.
#note1urv…emtp
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2023-09-28 01:02:32

girl got an ass the size of planets.......

2023-09-28 00:16:17

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i kept picking instances that had her fediblocked so i only ever got to see the early sperging back when kiwifarms had an instance still

2023-09-28 00:03:40

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*chuckles* well actually i'm a bit of an oldfag, nothing phases me anym-
https://shitpost.cloud/media/119e0e3a-394b-4aca-9133-47481f6a9353/rudd%20computer.jpg

2023-09-27 22:20:45

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webp is just cumbersome because a lot of websites i use don't support it at all

2023-09-27 22:14:47

great article
#note1r3n…zvh2
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2023-09-27 22:03:21

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there will be a butt plug

2023-09-27 22:00:50

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fashwave edit of that fat guy in his briefs dissembling a computer on the floor

2023-09-27 21:51:16

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what the hell is only fatns

2023-09-27 20:19:27

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some 17 year old girl trying to girlboss tweet about some other political prisoner

2023-09-27 20:02:20

remember #NoHymenNoDiamond lol

2023-09-27 19:59:21

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REMINDER: in Tolkien it wasn't goblins that were greedy and obsessed with gold, it was (((DWARVES)))
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2023-09-27 19:11:16

lol
#note1c8c…knu5
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2023-09-27 19:08:28

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NO eating cereal is DEGENERATE only JEWS have FUN

2023-09-27 19:03:05

ritualistically soaking my balls in rogaine every night, nigga i'm pubemaxxing

2023-09-27 18:43:17

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it will never not be funny to me how much wignats seethe over this image lol

2023-09-27 02:54:25

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dairypilled milkcel arc
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2023-09-27 01:11:33

#antitrust #arianelavrilleux #assfuck #balls #berlinmarathon #bigdildo #bigpenis #bivisibilityday #circleroundsongs #davidmccallum #dildo #dino #fcsps04 #ff23 #ftc #hartaberfair #hugedick #hugepenis #investidura #japanesegp #lobsterasong #mardipatisserie #mariobros #mnf #mondayactionmovie #musicwomenwednesday #mylittlepony #ncis #ola #ophelia #penis #pokephilia #pokeporn #pyconuk #resonite #rsavire #rt #spike #suzuka #thicktrunktuesday #totodile #tuesday #tunetuesday #unitooliveradio #walvaus #wordle829 #yiff #yoshi #あなたのえっち度 #あんスタ健康にいい #サービス #タイトルを少しだけスケールアップさせてみる #タイトルを少しだけスケールダウンさせてみる #仲良くなりたいので色んな質問に答えてみる可能性がある #崩壊
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2023-09-26 22:22:05

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i keep unfocusing my eyes in case this is another one of those AI generated "hitler was right" type pictures

2023-09-26 19:46:39

baroque niggas

2023-09-26 01:51:30

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"sir, we just asked you to spell your name"
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2023-09-26 01:49:14

[after explaining my very convoluted MGS fan theory] so yeah anyway that's why i hate niggers

2023-09-26 01:28:08

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oh sorry i thought this was like a "two word horror story" or something lol

2023-09-26 01:27:53

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HOLY SHIT WHERE

2023-09-25 22:33:29

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weird you mean there are consequences for raising kids to be obedient slaves and punishing them for questioning authority?

2023-09-25 18:53:55

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how long until poast is even more defedded from everything than the normienigger mastodon instances

2023-09-25 03:32:56

i've stored the entire WEF in my balls

2023-09-25 03:27:43

noticing a lot of visual glitches and pixelated garbage in my video and noticed this shit, when did they do this? incredible that the only fucking way to make money google can think of is increasingly "make the platform worse on purpose and then make people pay to have it function normally"
https://shitpost.cloud/media/2b899434-e236-4d89-a823-be6cd2ff3a2f/image.png

2023-09-25 03:09:19

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this is what's wrong with twitter, you can't bully people like this, you're expected to treat them as equals and engage in debating their point of view like it's legitimate
you should just be able to say "kill yourself retard" and move on

2023-09-24 22:24:25

ghost videos be starting with shit like "this home was built over the burial ground of a native american slave baby rape factory, we have no idea how this place could be haunted"

2023-09-24 20:10:24

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im not sure what my favorite part is, knowing that there are probably a hundred are so "uh, just a guy and girl? no queer representation? and they're all white????" type comments or how blatantly this just boils down to "men, if your gf wants to sleep around you let her or else" even though the language is left vague on who will be sleeping around lol

2023-09-24 09:16:20

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i think MGS1 it's more that the engine was made to run at certain framerates, overclocking it or whatever to run at 60 fps would make the game run 2x as fast. pretty common issue with trying to crank up games from that era but modders can probably fix it. MGS2 and MGS3 ran at 60fps in the HD collection so they should be fine

2023-09-24 09:12:01

653061053367224957539364549284613167876334259615475012150290559166
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2023-09-24 04:44:20

nigger
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