🦇🎃👻RyokoPilled👻🎃🦇

a comedy form of fascism, stripped of religious and political meaning, becomes its own religion and politics

backup at: https://nicecrew.digital/@RyokoPilled
i no longer use my FSE account!

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Last Notes

2023-10-10 21:12:50 GMT

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not a problem, it's a relief to have to move instances because i was retarded for a change instead of the admin of the instance i was on being some kind of narcissist or whatever.

2023-10-08 02:12:23 GMT

hello friends!
i'll be migrating to my account on nicecrew https://nicecrew.digital/@RyokoPilled
i'm retarded and didn't write down my password for this instance correctly and password recovery isn't set up. i did manage to get my nicecrew password down correctly so that's where i'll be setting up shop.
i've swapped browsers and i'm not sure how long cookies etc for this instance last so i'll lose access to this account in the future one way or the other, may as well start the migration now.
Total (((Juraian))) Death!
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2023-09-30 22:23:49 GMT

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i don't think so, even if he kept using cutaway gags to try to escape, Goku could just use Instant Transmission to keep following him

2023-09-30 22:20:36 GMT

what are you, inSAIYAN? nyehehehehehe
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2023-09-30 21:12:22 GMT

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voting is fake and gay and doesn't matter anyway lol

2023-09-30 21:11:34 GMT

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they probably thought the kingmakers trotting him out would be enough for all the Trump guys to magically get over Trump and become amazed at how boring and obviously homosexual DeSantis is or something
i still think he'll wind up the GOP candidate either way

2023-09-30 21:08:12 GMT

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>$25
nigger please
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2023-09-30 20:04:14 GMT

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i actually think Elden Ring was really close to having a good open world, the game's itemization just sucks ass. once you know your "build" there is literally no reason to visit 99% of the dungeons in the game, you just grab the pieces you need and ignore everything else. the game really needed some level of randomization of loot. doesn't need to be full on Diablo autism with 50 stats and sub stats and procs and stuff but it needed SOMETHING to justify exploring all these caves and shits with items you don't need and can't do anything with if it doesn't fit your 'build'.
open worlds aren't too bad when there's stuff going on. whenever i replay Bethesda games i'd always have to download mods to add randomized events and spawns and stuff. STALKER felt really fun to play with the right mods because no two spawns of a fresh area were the same, the mods to Bethesda games kind of give it that same feel where it's a living breathing world and not just empty nothingness between the places the game designers actually designed.

2023-09-30 20:01:11 GMT

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some lady didn't get her wangs because these white niggas be wildin' out

2023-09-30 19:37:06 GMT

new Everquest private server is launching tomorrow, i was trying to figure out a controller scheme but it's using a version of the game that's really restrictive. like you can't bind the Strafe function, at all lmao. by default it's ctrl+turn left or ctrl+turn right.

2023-09-30 19:11:48 GMT

KF is back, poast lost
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2023-09-30 18:53:38 GMT

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same thing i did, i swapped to Plex, downloaded all the movies and shows i wanted to watch none of the streamers have and haven't looked back. with a chromebox and my VPN i can also watch Twitch on my big screen with no ads, it's very comfy

2023-09-30 18:40:49 GMT

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did you visit him in cuba? how's michael jackson and tupac? or are they not living with elvis anymore

2023-09-30 18:31:57 GMT

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oh thanks for looking out i've been up a few hours and haven't said nigger a single time yet. phew.

2023-09-30 18:15:14 GMT

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the retarded t hing is they don't even do that. like 90% of the good shit these studios has isn't even on their streaming platforms. it's why i gave up on streaming and went back to piracy, all the fucking movies i wanted to see weren't available for streaming, it's retarded

2023-09-30 18:14:08 GMT

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2023-09-30 18:07:49 GMT

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if he hates hats i guess he's not a big TF2 fan

2023-09-30 17:39:38 GMT

ah let's see what's in the NIGHTMARE ROOM
#note1scu…4gax

2023-09-30 05:27:17 GMT

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wow what a horrible "right-wing revolt"
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2023-09-30 05:23:49 GMT

@POTUS nigger

2023-09-30 05:20:14 GMT

unknown man from crowd storms stage at oscars, steals microphone and says "fuck niggers", given 88 minute ovation

2023-09-30 05:02:41 GMT

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idk

2023-09-30 05:02:12 GMT

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having to go outside sucks

2023-09-30 05:00:54 GMT

the budget for the me giving a shit festival is abysmal because it's based on how much i give a shit and i've never given a shit in my life

2023-09-30 04:55:40 GMT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98SLtLju1Y this is what good pussy sounds like

2023-09-30 04:47:31 GMT

i fuck (i suck)
i feed (i seed)

2023-09-30 04:33:43 GMT

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what does a Raxacoricofallapatorian have to do with Linux

2023-09-30 03:59:22 GMT

it's getting hairy out there - i mean full bush

2023-09-30 02:49:22 GMT

posting my whole hog to the UN convention

2023-09-30 01:42:56 GMT

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2023-09-30 01:39:26 GMT

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sometimes you have to save it first and then you see it
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2023-09-30 00:26:20 GMT

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yeah i got plenty of evidence
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2023-09-29 23:11:54 GMT

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idea: silent movies but only the women but in real life too
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2023-09-29 22:34:59 GMT

shuck my dick bitch
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2023-09-29 19:29:15 GMT

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2023-09-29 19:09:00 GMT

holy shit you mean General Kikesberg is Jewish????

2023-09-29 17:12:59 GMT

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i like tournament arcs the best
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2023-09-29 17:02:25 GMT

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it's funny because it's also fucked over women. a few years back there was an article from female business executives complaining that they're totally iced out by their male co-workers now. they can't get invited by anyone to go to dinner or something (even for 100% totally innocent reasons) because the men are paranoid of being accused of "grooming". they can never get 1 on 1 time with a male co-worker, especially someone senior, because the guys are terrified that if they're alone with a woman and there isn't a third party observer to confirm nothing happened they'll be the next #MeToo victim. they don't even get invited to like parties and stuff anymore. it's hilarious.

2023-09-29 17:00:13 GMT

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im part of the 55% percent
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2023-09-29 16:39:53 GMT

watching old pre-G4 episodes of Call For Help
kids today don't know but there was a time when reality didn't revolve around niggers and trannies and it was wonderful
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2023-09-29 16:38:46 GMT

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i'm not even all that familiar with chapo or any of those faggots but one thing that struck me was when i heard the why and how he got in this state it wasn't remotely surprising at all

2023-09-29 16:14:21 GMT

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"hard decisions" like dooming the world to nuclear holocaust because Russia won't let trannies rape kids

2023-09-29 15:42:55 GMT

burn in hell you miserable kike
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2023-09-29 06:10:12 GMT

OperaGX is the first browser i have ever used that has put EMBEDDED ADVERTISEMENTS FROM THE BROWSER that blocks out parts of the screen. holy shit what a stupid bunch of assholes.
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2023-09-29 04:24:26 GMT

"pumpkin spice" is actually a chemical residue that white girls absorb to become more basic

2023-09-29 02:22:44 GMT

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2023-09-29 00:52:21 GMT

you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

2023-09-29 00:37:08 GMT

BOB SAGET
RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL
IN 1990

2023-09-29 00:33:34 GMT

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wow you mean bribing developers with millions of dollars to make their games arbitrarily exclusive to your piece of shit platform no one likes instead of making your platform better so people will want to use it doesn't pay off?

2023-09-28 22:38:27 GMT

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never forget that George W. Bush used weather machines to unleash Hurricane Katrina on all those poor black people in Louisiana sleeping in their mangers after virgin births

2023-09-28 22:33:35 GMT

i wonder what the numbers on a "total catholic death" post would be vs a "total protestant death" post
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2023-09-28 01:20:26 GMT

twitter niggers, or as i like to call them, tiggers
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2023-09-27 23:08:27 GMT

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i have learned to never underestimate humanity's ability to make anything and everything gay and retarded
are there trans bingo speedrunners?

2023-09-27 22:03:40 GMT

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*chuckles* well actually i'm a bit of an oldfag, nothing phases me anym-
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2023-09-27 20:20:45 GMT

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webp is just cumbersome because a lot of websites i use don't support it at all

2023-09-27 20:03:21 GMT

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there will be a butt plug

2023-09-27 19:51:16 GMT

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what the hell is only fatns

2023-09-27 18:19:27 GMT

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some 17 year old girl trying to girlboss tweet about some other political prisoner

2023-09-27 17:11:16 GMT

lol
#note1c8c…knu5
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2023-09-27 17:03:05 GMT

ritualistically soaking my balls in rogaine every night, nigga i'm pubemaxxing

2023-09-27 16:43:17 GMT

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it will never not be funny to me how much wignats seethe over this image lol

2023-09-25 23:28:08 GMT

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oh sorry i thought this was like a "two word horror story" or something lol

2023-09-25 23:27:53 GMT

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HOLY SHIT WHERE

2023-09-25 20:55:54 GMT

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they've been trying to convince the beaners to stay in Texas by threatening them with deportation or some shit if they leave
lol

2023-09-25 20:33:29 GMT

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weird you mean there are consequences for raising kids to be obedient slaves and punishing them for questioning authority?

2023-09-25 16:53:55 GMT

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how long until poast is even more defedded from everything than the normienigger mastodon instances

2023-09-24 22:17:28 GMT

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no one cares faggot
https://shitpost.cloud/media/ddf8482d-8e1d-4a37-8072-ccc40263afe5/shut%20your%20nigger%20ass%20up.jpg

2023-09-24 20:24:25 GMT

ghost videos be starting with shit like "this home was built over the burial ground of a native american slave baby rape factory, we have no idea how this place could be haunted"

2023-09-24 18:06:59 GMT

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2023-09-23 23:18:32 GMT

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>white supremacy
>white people are privileged
>white people are evil
>i hate white people
>here are laws that disadvantage white people
>uh "white" isn't a real thing chud

2023-09-23 23:10:30 GMT

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the problem with not moving on from Goku is basically GT and Super, either he changes too much and people hate it or he doesn't change at all and get stale

2023-09-23 22:42:42 GMT

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i still think bringing Goku back as the lead during Buu was a mistake, shoulda stuck with Gohan and you'd have avoided this issue entirely
and hell, Super could have been about Goten and his adventures, going back to Dragon Ball style stories would work really great with him

2023-09-23 22:34:33 GMT

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he's just utterly flanderized the same way characters like Mickey Mouse are because Goku has stopped being a character but has become the icon of a franchise, he's a tool to make money and he has to fit within very narrow marketable parameters which might be one reason why this other thing with (another) adult-kid Goku is coming out

2023-09-23 22:17:14 GMT

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well later on it gets pretty by-the-numbers DBZ if that was more your thing. i enjoy the first season just because it was trying to harken back to the early days of Dragon Ball that was more about adventure and less about power level wanking.
i enjoy it more than Super overall because at least Goku has a personality in GT, you can actually see how he's grown since DBZ instead of him just being perpetually stuck as the same guy for his entire life. it's weird Vegeta showed more growth and character development than him.

2023-09-23 22:12:39 GMT

women are evil
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2023-09-23 22:07:52 GMT

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frankly it was a tremendous deal and you hear a lot of important people are still talkin about it

2023-09-23 21:17:51 GMT

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(((Juraians))) control the banks, (((Juraians))) control the media, (((Juraians))) are a plague on the universe and must be wiped out
TOTAL JURAIAN DEATH NOW
https://shitpost.cloud/media/e417d928-f75d-4e62-8e7a-15a35a44285a/ryoko%20hh.jpg

2023-09-23 20:11:46 GMT

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histrionic mastodon liberals are 100% blowing allergies and cold season out of proportion for attention

2023-09-23 19:44:26 GMT

it's called a cold you dumb nigger
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2023-09-23 19:41:57 GMT

lol
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2023-09-23 18:48:44 GMT

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that's how all "gamer" products are made

2023-09-23 17:52:08 GMT

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Ryoko First is inevitable
https://shitpost.cloud/media/d91304c8-cc1a-4b17-ac35-5a1700797e57/ryoko%20thinkies%202.jpg

2023-09-23 17:46:04 GMT

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me when i wake up and see not only did that guy die of a heart attack but the remaining chapo members are stars of their own mexican cartel beheading video
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2023-09-23 05:43:22 GMT

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yes, it's about white feminists trying to sound more black so they adopt southern slang but say it's "black" so they say "folx" instead of people. it's that whole "white feminism" vs "black feminism" thing from a few years ago

2023-09-23 05:00:08 GMT

an egg macmumfin
macmuffimen
muffman

2023-09-23 04:26:57 GMT

writing a petition to get God to rethink the whole hebrew thing

2023-09-23 02:49:51 GMT

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"accidentally" sure

2023-09-23 02:15:28 GMT

i hate men, men are dumb pigs, we're so much better without men
omg why won't he buy me a shiny ring?????
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2023-09-23 01:14:50 GMT

retards lol
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2023-09-23 00:11:52 GMT

instead of dark maga it's dark asuka

2023-09-22 18:12:28 GMT

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his has got to be one of the gayest and most boring tales of alcoholism

2023-09-22 08:06:38 GMT

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need to just cut out the b ottom part and start sticking it onto unrelated questions

2023-09-22 00:11:15 GMT

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i think it's funny how like half the cast of the remake dub is black even though all the characters are supposed to be Japanese. the "representation MATTERS you have to be the SAME COLOR as the character you voice" crowd sure is quiet about that

2023-09-21 23:55:38 GMT

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ah there we go i was wondering how long until vitiligo would show up
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2023-09-21 23:54:33 GMT

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HIDEO KOJIMA PRESENTS
NIGGER: THE GAME
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2023-09-21 23:53:13 GMT

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oh good, it's diverse AND has AAVE!
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2023-09-21 23:45:39 GMT

oh good time to add every single game featured in this thing to my ignore list
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2023-09-21 22:57:31 GMT

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more like how fart will you go lmao

2023-09-21 21:19:31 GMT

[Verse 1]
I used to be a renegade, I used to FUCK around
But I couldn't take the punishment and had to settle down
Now I'm playing it real straight, and yes, I FUCK my BEES
You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on
[Abridged Chorus]
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
[Verse 2]
I like my BEES in FUCK suits, I FUCK 'em on TV
I'm FUCKing BEES most every day and FUCKing what I FUCK
They tell me that it's good FUCK, but I FUCK BEES
I know that it's crazy
I know that it's nowhere
But there is no denying that
[Chorus]
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
So hip to FUCK BEES
[Bridge]
FUCK BEES (x11)
[Verse 3]
It's not too hard to FUCK BEES, you FUCK it every day
And those that were the farthest out have FUCKed BEES
You see BEES on the freeway, it don't look like a lot of FUCK
But don't you try to FUCK it, a BEE whose time has come
Don't tell me that I'm crazy
Don't tell me I'm nowhere
Take it from me
[Chorus]
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
So hip to FUCK BEES
Tell 'em, boys
[Outro, Huey Lewis, Vinny]
BEES, BEES, and everywhere
BEES, BEES, so hip to FUCK BEES
BEES, BEES, and everywhere
BEES, BEES
BEES, BEES, and everywhere
BEES, BEES, so hip to
FUCK BEES
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2023-09-21 17:12:44 GMT

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