Influencer, Creator of the improved Nostr mascot, Financial advisor, Licensed money transmitter, Casine pit boss, assistant curator of the #womenlist, Meme Engineer, Founding member of Nostr Power Couples™ with npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl
Public Key
npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw
Profile Code
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2024-08-02T05:38:58+02:00 Event JSON
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Alright @npub1lhe…w94n we gettin' an AirBnB or what? @npub1yx6…7kza said he's down 💯 #nevent1q…vg3a npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo ReplyGuy wants to talk to you about your car's extended warranty npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo just out making my runs https://image.nostr.build/fdb3d4d5a786ff7a384f9a5242d5a752b2389d01d2a9f154a3602e5d1c8d4ceb.png#modernhorrors npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Chicken rice n gravy, poverty food, sticks to your ribs #foodstr @npub1lhe…w94n @npub180z…5tax @npub147w…jwdr @npub1yx6…7kza @npub1r8u…fjwl https://image.nostr.build/343d1b3f522cdd0c7e841590b4e32ca4d06875ab6a8687268871e9bf61feebac.jpg npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Totes legit 2025 #Chevy #BelAir I promise it's not fake, I wouldn't lie to you, I'm a flamingo. https://image.nostr.build/89ded21d29982f58a9c55e61ca7668df8b39a5272d370e07bcd9d788381310a4.jpg #modernhorrors npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Just my pile of spinning rust npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Some random curry https://image.nostr.build/84297be6c03ebfd69d04dbfa671db63920c3b718aff07dcef2bb09d6ebb2f4d9.jpg #foodstr npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Nostrville ain't happening this year, it's August and yall still debating whether or not you're gonna do it in November. npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo https://media.tenor.com/NnxQfaka0nYAAAAC/no-god-no-god-please-no.gif npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo @npub10np…tl5h https://image.nostr.build/7e54941c909e35c1c22ab0a89373aeb7c8345d928c89902226d34a70542c192a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/c6ffd6007f55e06b85e2db9bcd6e654247331d9e655a30dde5f9ef90f3ebd546.jpg https://image.nostr.build/855d458a149f9e3790e855fda16a3a08b045e5c018144abbe715dde30bbe2aa7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/c6738270c67efee65296fe914b2d61df5ee5b42af528a5e31615bd74bc668d8e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6a5813a31772b06919118657be06124d79d8a8eb66364569f643234761dc0654.jpg https://image.nostr.build/c96dd3089327de00b13a448c925dc2ad6d006b22540eed8e02215d5142000f0c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f1708736736be99866df24aec27ec354c2a43fe72bee1956da8006cc4e85dbc8.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f04c306d4ba7d4cf1bf37e552f38afa0da1788f026ba3cc8b879b0e2d25db4e2.jpg #modernhorrors npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo @npub1mu9…jj0t https://image.nostr.build/a1f06077d1da80a0e513fd89b647a00a38542b37889265ba773ae1d4a42f5376.jpg #modernhorrors npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo The Lorax got fed up with the trees' bullshit and decided to start some fires https://image.nostr.build/5181b6a74717569675d7c2521501002e8a2f474e47e1a80d8b07d6f2e6289bf7.jpg #modernhorrors npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Getting warmed up https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors Live Now in #HiveTalk npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo I'm going live for #modernhorrors in half an hour (12:30pm CST) on #HiveTalk and #ZapStream - get your prompts ready and be there or be square. npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo This tells me that they took his ticket fee in BTC and immediately sold it for USD. Which means, as a company, they are fiat maxis. npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo we've all been there bro. npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo This is bullshit. You should definitely feed the flamingos. #nevent1q…gxqm npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Flippening ANY DAY now... npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo You're welcome #nevent1q…rgu6 npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo You probably seen me sleepin' out by the railroad tracks Go and ask the prince of darkness about the smoke from the stacks Sometimes I kill a jackel, suck out all the blood Steal myself a station wagon, drive it through the mud npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo I suck the sauce off the cheese and leave it in a little pile. #overheardincornychat npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Zapathon is dead. Long live Zapathon. The Casine is dead Long live the Casine. npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo "Friends" lol npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo I never saw a notification on this, just had to find it scrolling down your feed like a stalker npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Nice bikes but we never found out what was in T$'s other hand npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Okay guys let's get serious this nostr thing was kinda fun but zuck needs us. Lets go back home, to facebook. https://image.nostr.build/d6a72d5807886506a816293c45bf2ba71d51d5e3df44e977136afbe67100ceee.jpg #modernhorrors npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo "But I thought you wanted to be a member of our family..." npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo "Yes mister Nye Grow. It's Jack, is it? Can I call you Jack?" npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Nostr is controlled by The #Nostrati https://image.nostr.build/5910d539614961fcede72afb38a8b6d8f05e1d8ba9edee49fa687d48998ee78d.jpg #nevent1q…7efs npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Do we have definitive proof that Pitbull and Andrew Tate aren't the same person? https://image.nostr.build/8de40f11d5f34129f4a53517d604159ac50880b2b26ff54f129ba93983c34068.png npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo You know what? Don't feed the Turtles. #nevent1q…ytc7 npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Disregard this. Feed the flamingos. #nevent1q…ytc7 npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Jus getchu a good dremmel npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo I'm all about lgbtq rights, even have a couple Trans friends, but I have yet to hear what's the 3rd gender npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo I wish Prophetic Memetics would join Nostr. https://image.nostr.build/037a19cb41ed1532a4f209377c33cb10bbbfc804181002a18e3d94f65cbc01a6.jpg #propheticmemetics npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo That's what caught me my final Facebook ban npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo All politicians should be assassinated npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family. npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Turn 'em in! Get paid! https://image.nostr.build/0324d5073d537fcb756782690adf223e05bb38272ef2b6734f648cc5f3b1dcd8.jpg #modernhorrors npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo https://image.nostr.build/6306623503cffd4427093450af15b757455ded08c76604897688cd54385aee8d.gif npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo 2 things I know for a fact: David Firth is awesome and @npub17ra…henz is full of shit npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Whenever a normie asks "Why should I use #nostr ?" https://image.nostr.build/51e2249ad25c2ca9eab75e5046971b1c0b90afc5d78b9959095d18778a8975d9.jpg #asknostr #bitcoin #nostr #modernhorrors #thisismyprimarysourceofincome npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Obviously npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo You'll never be one of us. https://image.nostr.build/d4c69b9879319fbb866cf9db7d242bf4e74792ab754e52b218c1d8316289d4b3.jpg #nostrati #modernhorrors npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Lol u gonna make me start watermarking my shit like corndalorian npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo The mark of a good meme is theft without recognition lol #nevent1q…p278 npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Satoshi Nakamoto brand Whiskey - original taste since 2009 https://image.nostr.build/fbf34acb751b32e3f59145c2eb8659a44e4d306643ccc8345e1bcf38661003b2.jpg #modernhorrors npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo despite the fact that she has basically no presence on any mainstream social media. npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Do your part to protect the New World Order! https://image.nostr.build/59fd52eb7b080ad25e381b720897ce73d1dc1609cb265cef70436824caffb01d.jpg #memes #memestr #nostrmemes #modernhorrors npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo hey @npub12r0…9qrx I made you a big sandwich for you to put in your mouth https://image.nostr.build/76497e16f6f52da061da5493f8db308c2a957c553fbe3a40c01822832c4e9715.jpg #modernhorrors npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo I'm about to start up #modernhorrors on #hivetalk yall npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo This week in Clown World News: The anti-vax guy just endorsed the Operation Warpspeed guy. #honkhonk npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo If the tea looks like this you know it's gonna be fire https://image.nostr.build/dbb90458a8e3a1d1827be2ce02f4c8d5378ffa202f88f7cda4813d20000ef049.jpg npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Someone has an announcement to make! https://image.nostr.build/da6c47c49f2ca1eb5d4f453f135d51dd76a92aa7756090444ffbc3b3d98b4cd1.jpg #modernhorrors npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo "Back when it's fixed" lol npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo But daddy twump make number go up npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Don't lie you're spam npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Bitcoiners on X be like: https://image.nostr.build/3b5d2db9e24452465e4dd9d64ffce8a78c489279e115ab65e7e1605103910ceb.jpg https://image.nostr.build/e8970579a8e51107c142917137f6065bdf683fb4e9521b4f91676c2f5f40f715.jpg #modernhorrors npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo They're more excited about ETF's and the US accepting tether and it's gross. npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo A guy called "WARTIME PSYCHOPATH" vouches for "Rotten to the core" I love the internet. #nevent1q…wqdm npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Staying busy https://image.nostr.build/130b16ad4d9e6775a16166b53dd286e154ae851c6a6590d7820a7a3adc63c6fe.jpg npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo dear BBC, thank you for summing up all of the problems with woke culture in just a few paragraphs trying to defend the worst breakdancer in Australia. https://image.nostr.build/77099878cf81dd26099ffb77d61ceec00b2a92b0ec4c332f33f4272f22e96780.jpg npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Me and @npub1r8u…fjwl found a digital thermometer on clearance, but when the kid got sick we found out it only works through the app. So this company will always know my kid's temperature. No thanks. It became e-waste. npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Hey, @npub192k…43u7 , could you maintain a pfp long enough for me to make a puppet out of you? Thanks. npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Horror movie recommendations npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Y tho? npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo I'm not selling anything lol just bringing my kid for fun npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo No #modernhorrors today, going to a comic con npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo I have a client who runs a BnB. Every time I do a job for him he sends me home with gifts. https://image.nostr.build/a90aeac800d54fbd8ab90a4ff12dddb73575404fd61e266d35ab51de0b1d7ca2.jpg npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo If I had a swear jar I'd be fuckin rich npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Instead of deleting notes, or apologizing for saying offensive shit, just say "my nsec was compromised" you can get away with anything. npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo Yall miss $58k now, huh? npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw Kajoozie Maflingo I don't think so. This is a site to site tunnel, it's set up on the security appliance not the workstation. And the local workstation is accessing the state mainframe via terminal emulator. 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